Text Chapter 28 The bitter history of the old fat military training
In the morning, room 307 of the teacher's apartment, at this time, the old fat was holding a wad of renminbi in his hand and said to Chen Houde: "What do you think of sending money to the instructor?"
"Not very good. The instructor won't take it. Chen Houde looked at the old fat dress and said.
"Ah, that's too little, but I have more than 2,000 in cash. Why don't I go to the bank at noon and get it?" said the old fat as he stuffed the money into the envelope.
"It's not a matter of how much money you have, it's that if you give money to the instructor as a student, the instructor won't accept it, it's a bribe. Chen Houde said earnestly.
"If you don't send money, what will you give? If this continues, I will have to let the instructor die. The old fat said helplessly.
During the four days of military training, Lao Fat lived in dire straits, and from time to time there were problems, and the instructor would be punished if he was caught.
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Once when singing in the class, Lao Fat's Mandarin was miserable, saying that unity is strength, singing that unity is your mother, sister, your mother is iron, and sister, your mother is steel. That made the students laugh.
In the end, Lao Pang was caught by the instructor and practiced for more than an hour.
Another time, the instructor had something to do temporarily and wanted the whole gang of students to go to the playground to run, so he said to the students: "If you think I'm handsome, please come out." ”
Then most of the classmates stepped forward. Only this old fat man with abnormal brain circuits stood in place.
In the end, the instructor said to Lao Fat: "Don't be dishonest like them, knowing that I am not handsome, and flattering me against my conscience, so you stand up for me and turn right to the playground for five laps." ”
Lao Pang was still complacent at the time, feeling that he had made a wise decision, but he didn't expect the instructor to suddenly say to Lao Pang: "You run eight laps in the playground for me, and my classmates will supervise." ”
In addition, during the break in military training, the instructor chatted with everyone and said, "Do you know why you are always asked to turn back and forth and left and right during military training?" At that time, everyone shook their heads ignorantly.
The instructor smiled evilly and said, "Because only in this way can you get more even." ”
At that time, everyone was speechless, only Lao Fat said to the instructor: "No, you see I'm still quite white!
Lao Pang is indeed the kind of person who doesn't get much tan no matter how much he gets sun, but the final result is that Lao Pang was punished for standing in a military posture for an hour.
These are still happening in his own class, but Lao Pang is obviously not willing to be famous in his own team, and he has to spread this reputation to the quarantined class team to be willing.
It was a morning the day before yesterday, and the quarantine class was playing military boxing. At that time, Chen Houde's class was resting.
Therefore, everyone was curious to see the isolation class playing military boxing, maybe everyone just learned it, and they were not so proficient.
At that time, I didn't know why Lao Fat had a whim, and suddenly shouted to the quarantine class: "You have to play the temperament of a shrew when you fight military body boxing! You have to fight like a shrew! You have to fight like a shrew! Look at you all become noblewomen." ”
This incident also caused the instructors of the two sides to quarrel, and even almost got into a fight. However, in the end, Lao Fat was punished for running ten laps of the playground to calm the anger of both sides.
On the afternoon of this incident, Lao Fat may still be haunted by the events of the morning.
At that time, it happened that our class was resting, and the isolation class was in military training. At that time, the instructor of the quarantine class said to the military training class: "If your classmate suddenly faints, what measures should be taken immediately?" As soon as the old fat heard this question, he immediately yelled at the instructor: "Go up and slap him first to see if it's pretended!"
It was a rage to provoke the instructor of the quarantine class! But fortunately, the old fat was not punished.
For these old fats, they are obviously not reconciled to their reputation, only in the quarantine class, and the training was completely famous in the school yesterday afternoon.
Yesterday afternoon, Chen Houde's class was squatting in training, when there was a sudden piercing sound in the quiet team.
Because the instructor is stricter, no one dares to look at it and no one dares to say, the old fat does not dare to speak, the instructor also wonders who has torn pants, and he didn't find it after looking around, so he didn't care, continued to train, and when he squatted again, he heard a "stab" sound, and then he saw the old fat holding his crotch and ran to the dormitory, and the big ass was still exposed.
So far, Lao Fat has been famous in the school. Later, Chen Houde asked Lao Pang to know that the first "stab" sound was that Lao Pang's underwear was torn, and the second sound was that the camouflage pants were torn.
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"Think about the consequences of training like this?" Chen Houde said as he looked at the old fat outfit at this time.
Due to yesterday's squatting, the old fat torn his pants and didn't make up for them in time, and there was only one set of military training uniforms. So at this time, Lao Pang was wearing camouflage on his upper body, and a pair of white sweatpants on his lower body with yellow rubber shoes for military training.
"I don't want to! Everyone knows my pants are torn. So it should be fine. The old fat didn't dare to be sure.
"Hopefully!" Chen Houde said sincerely.
"That...... That one...... Why don't you help me give the money to the instructor? I see that the instructor is very good to you. Lao Pang handed the money to Chen Houde and said.
Since Chen Houde and Wu Feifei had a fight, Wu Feifei not only did not trouble Chen Houde, but also treated Chen Houde differently. During breaks, he often chatted with Chen Houde, and often praised Chen Houde.
"Don't ...... Other...... I really don't dare to do this, and I suggest you don't bribe the instructor. Don't make some moths when the time comes. Chen Houde worried.
"Then you don't have to worry about this, and if you go on like this, you will have the heart to commit suicide. You have to try whatever the nest is. Go, go, assemble. The old fat said urgently.
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At this time, the students were lining up to wait for the instructor's review, and Lao Fat's outfit obviously attracted the instructor's attention.
The instructor walked up to the old fat and teased: "Are you here for a private visit to Weifu?"
"Report!"
"I know what you're trying to say! This won't punish you, I know your pants were glorious yesterday. Wu Feifei pointed to the old fat pants and said.
"Thank you, instructor!"
"Okay! Today we will begin to learn military physical boxing! What is military physical boxing? Military physical boxing is a kind of boxing technique composed of punching, kicking, smashing, snatching knives, snatching guns, and other fighting movements. ”
Wu Feifei continued to everyone: "Everyone should be familiar with military physical boxing, in the process of various military training, playing military physical boxing has almost become a compulsory course in military training.
But many people have doubts about military boxing. thinks that learning military physical boxing has not really improved their fighting ability, let alone achieving the effect of protecting themselves or subduing gangsters by practicing military physical boxing, and many people even think that military physical boxing is a performance of flower boxing and embroidered legs.
If on the field, the role that military boxing can play is really not much, because the game is just a kind of competition, and the two sides have a lot of conditions to fight, and the practice of military boxing is to kill the enemy on the battlefield, and every action may give the enemy a fatal blow, such as the military body boxing in the throat lock, eye insertion and other tricks can never be used in the game, only on the battlefield can exert its power.
And what you have learned is an improved version, although it is not very lethal. But it's good to learn how to defend yourself, especially for girls. However, military boxing is not a day's work, it depends on its own persistence.
Without further ado, I'll teach you an improved version of the military boxing. ”