Chapter 327: Why Are You Called Tintin? Because I'm a Dick!
Ye Fei made a taste snake, which can be said to have directly ignited the emotions of everyone in the live broadcast room, because this dish is not only a genuine delicacy, but also a game meat.
Wild meat, whether it is in the homes of ordinary people or the wealthy, is not so easy to obtain, if you want to eat this thing, you have to rely on luck, or even fate.
Now, everyone watched Ye Fei make a flavor snake, which was a better thing than ordinary game, but they just couldn't eat it.
"Oh, this stomach has suffered from old age today, and I can't eat it when I see such a superb delicacy, it's so painful. ”
"You are not the only one who suffers, in order to watch Ye Shen's live broadcast today, I have prepared more than ten kinds of snacks, melon seeds, peanuts, beef jerky, pickled pepper phoenix feet, braised pig's trotters, a lot, in order to be able to not drool during Ye Shen's live broadcast, not so greedy, but my sister's I didn't calculate that Ye Shen actually made a snake today, not to mention snake meat, snake hair was not prepared, it really killed me." ”
"Upstairs, the snake is hairless. ”
“………… How is it possible, in ancient times, there was a kind of weapon, called Zhangba snake hair gun, if the snake has no hair, why is there such a weapon?"
"........ God, are you a god from the moon? The snake spear gun is a contradictory spear, not the hair of a hairball, it really convinces you, you can also connect such a hundred and eight thousand miles of things, according to you, there is still fish in the fish-flavored shredded meat?"
"Are you stupid? How can there be fish in the shredded pork with fish flavor, it's just a delicacy with the aroma of fish. ”
“………..”
Taste snake can be said to be the only game delicacy that Ye Fei has made since he had the Meibo system, so the attraction to people is simply incomparable.
But no matter how crazy everyone in the live broadcast room is, Ye Fei, Brother Caizi and Brother Ding Ding, you and I will eat a plate of snake meat in a while, and the golden wind and jade dew in the wine glass will also be killed.
All three of them were a little dizzy, and their faces were red.
Brother Caizi said: "Ye Shen, today is really a worthwhile trip, I didn't expect to be able to not only eat three delicious dishes, but also be able to drink such a delicious wine, enjoyable." ”
Ye Fei smiled: "You have already said this. ”
"No, no, no, saying it once is not enough to express the excitement in my heart, even if I say it ten or eight times, I don't think it's enough. ”
"Okay, let's talk about it, but before we say it, do you want to draw out the second lucky guest first?"
Brother Caizi blinked his eyes, and suddenly laughed and said: "That's right, that's right, since Ye Shen wants three lucky guests tomorrow, just one for every one delicacy he completes, and since this second delicacy has ended, it's time to draw the second lucky guest, I'll draw it." ”
The audience in the live broadcast room has been waiting crazy for a long time, and now they are all excited when they hear Ye Fei say that they are going to draw the second lucky audience.
"Lottery, Ye Shen, hurry up and draw the lottery. ”
"The second lucky viewer, Ye Shen drew three lucky viewers today, which is a blessing in itself, but I don't know who will be drawn. ”
"Damn, do you need to say this? It must be me. ”
"You're, you're pumping you, and I said you're pumping me. ”
"No, I'm good-looking. ”
“……… Pig-nibbled pumpkin face!"
"Nima, don't send messages one by one, watch the Ye God lottery. ”
Everyone stopped posting messages, the live broadcast room was quiet, and there wasn't even a single person to tip.
Every time this happens, Ye Fei has an urge to vomit blood, reward, let's draw a lottery, but don't stop rewarding, lottery and reward are two different things, you guys, everything is good, it's just that this is too painful.
But this was what he thought in his heart, and it was absolutely impossible to say it in front of millions of people.
"Ahem, friends, the second dish is over, then it's time to draw the second lucky audience, friends should be very clear, the reason why we want to draw three lucky viewers today is because there were too many trumpets at the beginning, but I found that our audience friends are very conscious, and now the trumpet is basically gone, thank you for giving me Ye Fei's face, okay, let's talk less, and then we will ask Brother Cai to help us draw the second lucky audience." ”
After speaking, Ye Fei nodded towards the talented brother and said, "Let's start." ”
To be honest, if it weren't for his turn to draw the lottery, Brother Caizi would not have come to the computer anyway, because he really didn't want everyone to see him, he had a stain.
But now he knows that if he doesn't click on the lucky plate lottery, it is estimated that the audience in the live broadcast room will be even more annoyed with him, and it is even possible to tear him up.
The guy sat down in front of the computer slowly, then smiled at the video, and said, "Hehe, everyone, come at twelve o'clock at noon, I'm a talented brother, and it's an honor to help Ye Shen draw this second lucky audience." ”
When everyone saw the talented brother's hippie smiling face, many people wanted to go crazy directly, but when they thought that this product was going to be a lottery, they all held back one by one, and not only that, but they also began to shoot the farts of this product one by one.
"Tsk, Brother Caizi, I see that you are a smart, lively and lovely person. ”
"That's it, I'm not bragging to you, Brother Caizi Jedi is the most handsome person I've ever seen in my life, look at those eyebrows and eyes, they're all a pair. ”
"....... I'll rub it, upstairs, can you not be so funny? The eyebrows and eyes of the human must be a pair, and one of them is a one-eyed dragon. ”
"Anyway, I think Brother Caizi is so pleasing to the eye, I don't have a daughter, if I have, I will let Brother Caizi join my family. ”
"Brother Caizi, hey, I finally saw you as a real person, don't say it, you are so handsome, I have lived for so many years, and I have never seen such a handsome person. ”
"Me too, you see this guy's long thin skin and tender flesh, this skin ...... Tsk, what kind of good things do you use to maintain it? It's so tender that it can pinch out water. ”
……..
In the face of the oncoming sycophants, instead of being happy, the talented brother felt a burst of cold attacking him from all around.
The goods hurriedly waved his hand and said: "Everyone, brothers, sisters, uncles, aunts, grandparents, pause, let's pause first, no matter what you say, I can't control this lucky plate today, Ye Shen's lucky plate is set by the system in the background of the hills, who can draw who can't be drawn, we can only rely on luck." ”
When everyone heard Brother Caizi say this, their attitudes suddenly changed
", Brother Caizi, you look like a bear, can you stop grinding? Hurry up and smoke!"
"This bastard is beaten up when he sees it, what are you trying to do with the mouse and not clicking the lucky plate? Are you trying to go against the more than 4 million people in the live broadcast room?"
"Brother Caizi, you click on the lucky plate right now, we are still good friends, otherwise I will make you regret coming to this world. ”
"This product is Brother Caizi? I finally saw my face clearly, and when I saw this product on the street in the future, Lao Tzu Jedi spilled a basin of footwashing water, it's too hateful, this guy. ”
Brother Caizi: "......"
Looking at the live broadcast room where the wind is suddenly changing, Brother Caizi really wants to die headlong, you group of hurtful people, do you want to change your attitude so quickly?
Just when Brother Caizi's egg was in great pain, Ye Fei patted him on the shoulder and said, "Hurry up, our time is also limited, and when everyone goes to work, our live broadcast will end." ”
Brother Caizi hurriedly nodded and said, "Start now." ”
After speaking, I saw that this product held the mouse and clicked directly on the three words of the lucky plate.
The lucky plate spun rapidly again, and people's hearts were raised, and they didn't dare to blink at the spinning plate.
The entire live broadcast room, this time it was completely dead.
Just when everyone was staring at the lucky plate with all their attention, Ding Dingge came to Brother Caizi's side, and then stared at the turntable for a while, and said, "This lottery, I think he should be drawn." ”
Brother Caizi looked at a person in the live broadcast room that Ding Dingge was referring to, and said with a smile: "Why?"
Ding Dinggo raised his proud head and said, "Because I guessed it." ”
“……… Damn, do you think he's going to win the lottery? Do you think you're a god?"
"I'm not an immortal, but I have a sixth sense, my sixth sense is very spiritual, I don't believe you can watch it for a while. ”
"We'll see. ”
The speed of the Fortune Wheel changes from fast to slow.
When it finally came to a complete stop, a name appeared at the pointer.
It's just that when they saw this name, before everyone could react, Brother Caizi broke out first.
The thing quickly turned his head to look at Brother Ding Ding, and then asked very seriously: "Ding Ding, why are you called Ding Ding?"
Ding Dingo: "......... Because I'm a dick!"