The end of class doesn't matter anymore.

Even Wu Lindong moved a chair and sat aside with a room full of people to listen to Lin Miao's storytelling.

In the classroom, Lin Miao's voice was still loud.

At this time, Dandan felt that the matter of the pool could be done. As we said, Dandan, this person is a shameless bastard, and when he sees that the pool is useless, he wants to drive the pool away, but that team can stay. After all, Chi's force value is only equivalent to half a person, and it is useless to stay, and he takes the most meat from him. But how could Chi Zi easily give up the meat in his hand? Just when Dan Dan wanted to use the excuse of Chi Zi to go out to maintain world peace, he easily teased Wang Gangdan, the first beauty of the tribe, and from the moral level, expelled Dan Dan from the pure world peace maintenance team, Chi Zi asked Dan Dan a question.

Chi Zi said, Dandan, now the whole tribe, everyone says that the jar of the founding of the country is ugly, and that's because I told them a lie, but people's eyes are fleshy, and these people have been deceived by me, but what about their children? What about the children's children? If you want them to listen to you all the time, you have to let me keep deceiving you. Otherwise, sooner or later, you will be driven out of the tribe. As soon as Dan Dan heard that it made sense, he quickly coaxed the pool and added two taels of meat to him.

Of course, Chizi doesn't want to leave the balls, and there won't be so much meat without the balls. So he came up with another idea for Dandan. This idea is actually the third and most critical step of the idea that the pool gave to Dan Dan last time. Early the next morning, Chizi announced to the entire tribe that if you want to join our Guardians of the Galaxy in the future, you must first pass our exam. If you want to pass our exams, you must attend our training. And the requirement for our training is that it can only be a child. As long as you pass the exam and the child joins the Guardians of the Galaxy, you can get two taels of meat every day!

The tribesmen were overjoyed when they heard this, and when they turned around and went home, they sent all the children to the other side of the pool. The pond led the children of the whole tribe into a cave, and there was nothing in the cave but two jars. One is a state, and the other is an egg. Because there is only one article of training. It is to tell which jar is good-looking and which is ugly. Since then, these children began to work hard to learn the knowledge of composition and line given to them by the pool, and later the pool developed other expressions such as color, light and shade, etc., anyway, there is only one standard, and the child can only pass the exam if he remembers it and memorizes it.

Spring goes to autumn, and a month passes. The children are all grown up and have successfully completed their studies. After graduation, of course, I eat meat every day and talk to my family. Sometimes when the family talks about the jars, some children will tell them very seriously that the pond is teaching the right thing, otherwise where will our family get this extra two taels of meat? These things, both Chi Zi and Dan Dan know, but Chi Zi told Dan Dan not to panic, as long as this deception continues, there will be more and more people who believe that the jar of Jianguo is not good-looking. Even if there are a few people who are stubborn and insist on their own opinions, it is impossible to pose a threat to Dan Dan in terms of numbers.

Dandan believes Chizi's words and continues to let Chizi do his job. And so spring went to autumn, and after another month, the children of the tribe were born. Don't be surprised, the primitive tribe I mentioned is a special situation, their people develop relatively quickly, but that's not the point. The point is that when there are more and more people in the tribe, there are more and more people who believe in the pool. At this time, Dan Dan finally felt that the pool was useless. So Dandan, without saying a word, fired the pool.

Of course, Chi Zi is very angry! Why are you going to open me? Who is it that you can rely on to get to where you are today? Dan Dan ignored him, and Chi Zi went crazy and shouted all over the tribe, I actually lied to you! The jar of the founding of the country is more beautiful! Everyone joined forces to drive Dan Dan out of the tribe! The people in the tribe were all stupid. Pool, you're crazy, aren't you? Inexplicably let us get rid of the balls, just for a jar? must be crazy, no wonder you were fired by the balls. Chi Zi saw that there was no way, and when he returned home, he was desperate, and he couldn't bear the drop from eight taels of meat a day to half a tael of meat a day now, so he wanted to commit suicide. But he felt that he couldn't just be so cheap, and told his children before committing suicide that in fact, Jianguo and Dandan's jars were all painted by Dongdong, and what good and bad can you say about things drawn by a person?

After Chizi's suicide, Chizi's children have been thinking about this question for a long time. But I can't figure it out. Is it important to have two jars, which one is beautiful and which is not? Isn't it more important to eat meat? Until one day, Chizi his son ...... Xiao Ming suddenly wanted to take the Guardians of the Galaxy exam, but he hadn't participated in the training, because he was the son of Chizi, and he could enter without training at first, so the examiner asked him which jar was more beautiful during the exam. Xiao Ming didn't know either, so he pointed to the one he thought was more beautiful, which was the one that founded the country. Needless to say, the results are of course a way to pass the exam.

Xiao Ming was very angry, and felt that the examiner was blind, so he asked the examiner, why do you say that Jianguo's jar is not as good-looking as the jar of eggs? Why don't you let me join the Guardians of the Galaxy because I said that Jianguo's jar is good-looking? My father Chi Zi used to be a teacher here, and he said that the two jars are not good or bad, so why do you say which one is good and which one is good? As soon as the examiner heard Xiao Ming mention Chi Zi, he immediately sneered and said, "Your father himself is crazy and talking nonsense, and he hasn't been able to teach you well." Xiao Ming, let me ask you, do you know what composition is, do you understand what lines are, do you understand what light and shade are, do you understand what color is?

Xiao Ming didn't pass the exam, he was very angry, and scolded and said I understand you! The examiner slapped the table after hearing this! Yes, I just want you to understand the egg! Do you know that Dandan just made a new name for this set of principles yesterday.

Xiao Ming asked him, what is the name? The examiner smiled very arrogantly and said two words, art. ”

Lin Miao said this and stopped.

You can hear pins falling in the classroom.

The back row of the classroom was stunned.

Wu Lindong is crazy, this Nima can also come back?!

Little Douding walked to the door indifferently and turned on the classroom light.

Then fold back and open the second level of coconut water.

With a bang, Lin Miao threw away the lid and said before drinking: "Don't worry, I haven't finished talking yet." ”