Chapter 31 Eyebrows and Lovers
Although it will not starve them to death, after all, there is no essence in the meal, which also makes their rich boys and buddies gradually have dishes on their faces.
"Bang!"
Xue Shan slammed the rice bowl on the table and yelled, "Liang Jun! I've been checking for so long, have you found out!Who is deliberately targeting my Sun Moon God Alliance?"
Liang Jun was so absorbed in his appetite that he was shocked when he heard the voice. Swallowing the food in your mouth in a hurry, although it tastes like chewing wax, is better than being hungry. Turning his gaze to Lu Yipin and his party not far away, he said with certainty: "Who else can there be? In this huge Kyoto, who else can there be besides the foodie demon king?"
It's just that there is a sense of powerlessness in the voice.
Although he had long known that it might be such an answer, when he heard it, Xue Shan was still very aggrieved! At the same time, he felt extremely puzzled: "How did this Lu Yipin do it?"
looked at Lu Yipin with puzzled eyes, looked at Lu Yipin's gobbling appearance, gritted his teeth and said: "No matter how you do it, don't let me catch the evidence! Otherwise, let's settle all the new accounts and old accounts!"
In this world, there are people like Fa Xiu, and they can also do this point of Lu Yipin. Spell casting requires the combination of magic tricks and fingerprints, and for so many days, Xue Shan has not noticed that Lu Yipin has made any strange movements at all!
And this is what makes Xue Shan wonder!
And if it was really Lu Yipin's doing...... I can't match my fingerprints, and I can cast spells in an instant! So, is it too long to be an opponent with such a person?
Thinking of this, Xue Shan couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat!
"Boss, can we temporarily bow our heads and sue for peace to paralyze them?Then, let's collect evidence little by little?" Liang Jun looked at the food in front of him, and then at the food in front of Lu Yipin and his party, and swallowed a mouthful of saliva fiercely.
Xue Shan's heart moved, this is indeed a method!
At this time, Xue Shan's eyes saw Jin Yucheng and Fan Xu, eating tasteless food without saying a word.
Xue Shan knocked on the table, motioned for Liang Jun to look at the two of them, and said, "I remember that these two should be in the Wind Forest Hall with that guy now, right?"
"Yes, Boss. Liang Jun nodded, instantly understanding Xue Shan's thoughts. Stretched out his hand and shook it in front of Jin Yucheng's eyes, and said, "Don't eat it! How can you eat such an unpalatable thing? The boss is looking for you." ”
Liang Jun motioned to Fan Xu next to Jin Yucheng with his mouth and asked him to call Fan Xu.
Jin Yucheng beat the drum in his heart, since he was forced by Lu Yipin to sign a blank deed and press his handprint that day, Jin Yucheng has changed his old style, and quietly wants to turn himself into a transparent person!
But I never thought that I was named by Xue Shan today.
Jin Yucheng called Fan Xu up, what a pair of difficult brothers! Jin Yucheng secretly sighed: "Is this another time I have been served by a pot?"
Although Jin Yucheng and Fan Xu raised their heads, they didn't dare to look at Xue Shan's eyes.
Xue Shan didn't care about this detail, and asked directly: "You and this demon are from the same school, has he made any moves in the past few days?"
"What's the move?" Jin Yucheng shook his head repeatedly, "No!"
Even if there is, there is none!
As long as Wenqi's matter is not exposed, Jin Yucheng will be scolded at most on Xue Shan's side at this time. And if Lu Yipin is offended at this time, God knows what Lu Yipin will fill in in that blank deed!
Fan Xu also shook his head along with him. Jin Yucheng didn't dare to tell the truth, how could he dare to say it? Even if Jin Yucheng's father fell, it would only be a matter of one sentence to pull his father off the horse!
The two mansions have long been grasshoppers on a rope!
"What a crap!"
Xue Shan scolded the two unceremoniously, picked up the plate on the table and was about to throw it at the two, but Liang Jun snatched it quickly.
"Boss!" Liang Jun shook his head and signaled, doing it in this canteen, there is no need to say much about the consequences in front of everyone's eyes.
"You should have heard of his Three Holy Gates of Heaven and Earth, right?" Xue Shanqiang restrained his urge to smash people and asked again. If there is no answer to this question, he is ready to give up on these two!
And giving up means becoming a stranger. It's the roadblocker! It's the enemy! It's going to be crushed one day in the future.
"I've heard, I've heard!" Jin Yucheng nodded hurriedly, he had already seen the cold glint in Xue Shan's eyes!
"The Three Holy Gates of Heaven and Earth say that there are three Holy Gates, heaven, earth and man and virtue in words and deeds, the pursuit of everything without asking for others, and the combination of self-help and mutual rescue. The members are Lu Yipin, Wang Yupeng ......"
The more Xue Shan listened, the more his eyebrows were twisted together, his palm slapped on the dining table, and said angrily: "What kind of thing are you talking about?
"Get out of my eyes!"
Jin Yucheng and Fan Xu were pardoned, and as soon as they lost their tableware, they almost ran out of the dining hall at the fastest speed in their lives.
For these, Lu Yipin saw it in his eyes, and was even more satisfied with the chess pieces of Jin Yucheng and Fan Xu.
Your unhappiness is the source of my happiness!
But soon Lu Yipin couldn't be happy!
He suddenly knew the scope of the assessment he was going to take at the end of the month - he found that his efforts for more than ten days were in vain!
Lu Yipin gritted his teeth and looked at Xu Xingxian: "Sir, don't you tell me that you didn't know before?"
Xu Xingxian blinked, his face full of sincerity: "I know." ”
"I know, then why don't you remind me!" Lu Yipin almost roared to express the dissatisfaction in his heart.
"Didn't you ask me, okay?" Xu Xingxian shook the pot perfectly, and there was a smile that could barely contain it under his innocent expression.
This is a task arranged by the Great Commander, and he just needs to go according to the plan. Although I don't know what the meaning of this will do to the Academy, when I think of it being a task set by the Great Palm Ji, there must be a secret in it that I don't know!
"You!"
Lu Yipin sighed gloomily, his eyes suddenly turned grim, and he said, "This can't be another ghost that Dazhang Ji is doing behind his back, right?"
Xu Xingxian's eyes showed approval, and he said happily: "Yes! This is the first time that Dazhang Ji has taken such care of a person, right?"
"I'm oh, your sister, I'm oh!" Lu Yipin almost wanted to scold!
I learned the Three Character Classics and the Hundred Family Names, but you came to assess the Four Books and the Five Classics!
Besides, you haven't even given the textbooks yet!
What do you want me to take to the assessment?
I will take the test as soon as I say it, can I go to the test with empty teeth?
"Huh, empty mouth and white teeth?" Lu Yipin was stunned for a moment!
Can you eat by yourself, can you eat books? Can you absorb the essence of food, but what about the essence of books?
At this moment, Lu Yipin seemed to have suddenly opened a door! Suddenly fell into deep thought, and he didn't care about arguing with Xu Xingxian. This matter was originally caused by Dazhang Ji, and no matter how much he talked to Xu Xingxian, it would be useless.
It's just that the essence of the meal is not the same as the essence of the book! The essence of the meal is in itself, and the essence of the book is what is written on it. How to bypass the book itself and absorb the content recorded on it, this is the threshold that Lu Yipin strives to cross!
Lu Yipin looked at the book in front of him, and a look of hesitation flashed in his eyes.
"Do you really want to eat it?"
Lu Yipin's teeth touched, and his heart was full of entanglement.
"It doesn't matter, you won't know if you take a bite or not!"
With a horizontal heart in his heart, Lu Yipin's eyes were closed, and he picked up the book in front of him and bit it down!
"Click!"
Lu Yipin paused, looked at the tooth marks that were sunk deep in the book, and said with a headache: "Why is it so hard!"
Xu Xingxian has been paying attention to Lu Yipin, Lu Yipin has been in a state of distraction since just now, but suddenly he picked up the book and took a bite, which really shocked Xu Xingxian.
Drink asked, "Lu Yipin, what are you doing?"
Lu Yipin didn't answer, thinking about the next step in his heart.
"What should I do if I can't bite it? Could it be that I should cut it with a knife first?"
In the academy, where can a student have a knife? Not everyone is an outlaw like Hongxue.
"If you don't have a knife, is it the same if you tear it apart with your hands?"
Lu Yipin seemed to be enchanted, and he did it when he thought of it! Reaching out and grabbing the book, his hands staggered left and right.
"Huh, I can't tear it!"
Lu Yipin put down the book, opened a pair of hands and forced. Secretly: "I don't believe it, one can't be torn, and one can't be torn!"
"Hey, I'll go!"
The paper slid away from between your fingers due to force deformation, but it still didn't tear!
Xu Xingxian couldn't take it anymore, so he went up and pressed Lu Yipin's book, and said coldly: "Lu Yipin, do you know that this book is specially made by the academy with animal skins and multiple potions, which can be used by many students." Even if you are dissatisfied with the assessment at the end of the month, you can vent at me, damaging the book is not a good thing!"
Xu Xingxian couldn't get used to these methods of angering others, and he was really angry at this moment.
"Beast skin, potion, brewing?" Every time he said a word, Lu Yipin's eyes lit up. I see! I think I should try it out with a regular book.
Having made up his mind in his heart, Lu Yipin couldn't sit still anymore, and anxiously turned around on the chair, like ants on a hot pot.
"Lu Yipin!"
Xu Xingxian slapped his palm on the book that Lu Yipin had bitten, and his strength swept over Lu Yipin's face, and Lu Yipin's heart tightened. Seeing that the palm of the gentleman's hand had sunk slightly into the book, he secretly said that it was not good!
I didn't expect Xu Xingxian, who was not obvious in front of him, to have such skills!
Xu Xingxian's palm was slightly sluggish, feeling the softness under his palm, and his palm suddenly froze there. This palm actually shattered the book under his palm!
Just now, Lu Yipin just bit his teeth and wanted to tear the paper, but he was loudly reprimanded by himself. But now, I seem to have shattered the book, what should I do?
"Are you going to take your hand away?" Lu Yipin laughed secretly in his heart.
"I don't!" Xu Xingxian looked at him, and the two conveyed each other's hearts in their eyes.