Kazkazkaz ~ tons tons ~ hiccups ~.

When he heard about the hiccups of this life, Nick Fury was devastated. He felt like his heart was about to jump out of his throat!

Because there is probably no one on Earth who understands what Black Bolt belching means better than Nick. That means a catastrophe of destruction!

Nick couldn't stop Black Bolt Hiccup, he heard the crisp hiccup Nightkin sitting directly across from Black Bolt, and there was no way to kill Nightcrawler directly if the ability caused by Hiccup leaked and killed Nightcrawler to scum.

He couldn't care about anything else now, he didn't know the Nightkin very well anyway. At most, when you explain what happened to Frank afterwards, blame the Nightkin for the mistake.

In an instant, Nick had figured out how to deal with the aftermath of the Nightkin [Black Bolt likes to drink carbonated soda, and I warn Nightcrawlers not to take such risks even if they do what they like. But he always felt the need to take a risk, and he risked his life to run the plan. He is great and worthy of admiration. 】

Well, Nick has already figured out the eulogy. Anyway, how to hold the nightkin how to come. Although I don't know him very well, and I don't like Nightkin very much. But he's going to die, so he doesn't have to be stingy with some words of praise.

It would be right to praise him as if there is nothing in heaven or on earth. And, of course, to bite this to death as a Nightcrawler's personal will. It was definitely not he who instigated him to send a carbonated drink to the Black Bolt King. I just gave the information to the Nightkin myself, and the final decision was made by the Nightkin himself!

Nick Fury has already figured out how to get himself out of this. And the time he had to think about it was very, very short. Nick Fury had all this thought about the moment he heard the Black Bolt hiccup, before he had fully landed in a standard protective stance of a rollover and a fall.

Nick Fury rolled straight to the side with a beautiful tiger landing style, he wanted to dodge the Black Bolt King's attack range, and he protected his black face to death. He was going to wait for the moment when the energy roar stopped.

One second, two seconds, three seconds............ Nick Fury waited silently for the moment when the roar of energy subsided, and was silent in his mind for a few seconds. But as he counted them, he realized that something seemed wrong. Ten seconds have passed, why hasn't anything happened?

In the past ten years of getting along, Nick has also seen the Black Bolt King in power. If it is really the roar of the Black Bat King, the earth will tremble three times. Why is it so calm today? Not even a little dust has been raised?

Just as Nick Fury wondered, the Nightkin voice came from the side, "I said, Chief Nick, are you practicing some kind of tactical move, or something like that, or have you found something using the legendary long-lost art of terrestrial?"

No, shouldn't the Nightcrawler be dead?" Nick Fury looked back a little puzzled, and then saw Nightkin and Black Bolt looking at him amusefully from the dining room window. (I must be stupid right now, Nick thought.) ）

Nick Fury got up with a black face (though no one could see it) and dusted himself off. With a black face (still no one could tell) he walked in the direction of Nightkin and Black Bolt.

And as he walked, he asked, "What kind of trick are you playing? Is this trick fun? Let Black Bolt use the generator to synthesize falsetto to amuse people?"

Nick was a little annoyed, he felt like he was being tricked. It must not have been the Black Bolt King himself hiccuping, but the falsetto sound with a sound synthesizer. The mouth certainly didn't make a sound, maybe it was just a match. It's like lip-syncing at a concert.

In response to Nick Fury's questioning, Li Jie shrugged his shoulders and patted Black Bolt on the shoulder. Black Bolt winked at Li Jie, and then said to Nick in an electronic synthesized voice, "You just thought I was faking?"

"Whew~" Nick let out a turbid breath: "Black Bolt King, you are old, can you not play this childish game?" I was scared by you just now, and the heart attack is about to turn over." You really hiccup at the Nightkin just now, but you're going to kill him. If something happens to him, I don't know how to explain it to his friends and relatives!"

Nick meant what he said, but he didn't know how to explain it to his friends at Nightkin Trick the ghost!

Li Jie responded noncommittally: "Oh, then I really thank the director for his concern." ”

And the Black Bolt King smiled at Nick, and then drank up the remaining half bottle of Jianlibao in his hand, tons and tons.

The Black Bolt King took a breath after drinking these Jianlibao in one go, and the Black One-Eyed Dragon clearly saw that the Black Bolt King's throat began to move. Although the black one-eyed dragon has only one eye, he is more observant than many people who have two eyes.

This time it was close, and he was able to keenly observe the movement of the muscles in the Black Bolt King's throat. Damn, it's no joke, Black Bolt is really going to have a hiccup this time.

Nick Fury only had time to yell at Jack, "down!" and he didn't have time to care about what happened to the Nightkin.

Because Nick Fury made another beautiful Tiger landing move, he rolled over 3,600 turns. If you are diving, this difficulty factor must be at the level of an Olympic gold medal.

"I hope I can get away with this, a second, a third second......" Nicky felt what some people said, "Before dying, people feel that time flies very, very long, a few seconds are as long as hours, and even in an instant they can recall their entire life. 】

Nick Fury feels that way right now, and his twenty seconds are really as long as twenty seconds. I think I'm counting fast? Actually, it's only been two seconds, right?, Nick Fury thought as he protected his bald face.

Until he heard a business, snap~, this is a hooded man who laughed hard and lay on the windowsill, but in the end, because his shoulders shook too much, the windowsill did not lie down. Falling directly from the inside of the dining room came from the sound coming from the outside.

Now that the sound has been made, the hooded man and the black-bellied king (this word is correct) can't bear it. They pointed in the direction of the black one-eyed dragon and let out a shocking laugh: "Hahahahahahaha!

The Black-bellied King (no mistake) pointed his index finger in Nick's direction, and his tears flowed down his cheeks: "Did you just shoot it, Nightcrawler? I've known Nick Fury for almost twenty years. He never smiled, and he didn't smile when I gave him funny toys for Christmas. I always thought he was a cold man, but I didn't expect his [Laughing Fruit] to be so good! I could laugh for this video for a year!hahahaha!"

Li Jie, who fell to the ground, didn't bother to get up, he sat directly on the ground and hugged his stomach while pounding the ground and smiled: "It's photographed, it's photographed." Hahahaha! I need to show this video to Captain Rogers. Let him see that his old boss also has a very humorous side!"

Nick Fury's face is now extremely black (though no one can see it). He already knew he must have been tricked by these two guys. Nightcrawler won't talk about it, I heard that this guy has always been heartless.

But how did the black bolt king, who has always been mature and steady, get involved with him? and accompany him to the show? The act of pretending to hiccup just now is really like the real thing, and even he was deceived.

No! Black Bolt really hiccuped just now, but it didn't cause energy leakage! Nick Fury caught the key point, he looked at Black Bolt and Li Jie in disbelief (mainly looking at Li Jie) and asked Li Jie loudly, "What did you do to him (Black Bolt)?"

Li Jie, who was sitting on the ground, shook his body from side to side, shook his shoulders, and said in a very serious tone: "Yo~yo~ What else can there be? ”

"You can't burp soda when you drink carbonated soda?what's the point of drinking soda like this?" Li Jie said seriously: "Drinking soda without burping is like eating mutton skewers without cumin, it has no taste." I'm just helping Black Bolt regain the joy of life. ”

Nick: Huh?