"You don't know, Daxia, I'm sick. Miao Kongkong said with an embarrassed face.

Chen Peng glanced at him, "I can see it." "This thing looks like a face of impotence/impotence, even if you don't say that you are sick, as long as you are not blind, you can see that you have kidney deficiency.

"As soon as I was nervous, I couldn't do light work, and the teacher said that I was sick and had to be cured. Miao Kongkong said.

Chen Peng was speechless, after living for 20 years, it was the first time he heard that there was such a strange disease.

"What about when you picked the lock?" weren't you more nervous at that time?" Chen Peng suddenly became a little curious.

Miao Kongkong scratched his head, "Picking locks is different, the more nervous I am, the faster I can pick." ”

What a wonderful flower! Chen Peng sighed in his heart.

Seeing that the time was not early, Chen Peng planned to go back, but Miao Kongkong did not let him live, he had to live or die to the contact information of the hero, looking at Ya's eager expression, he almost didn't lie on the ground and didn't hug his thighs, Chen Peng made up the picture with a chill, so he had to leave his phone number.

This product is a big little fan brother.

Before leaving, Chen Peng also instructed: "Don't give up treatment." ”

……

Back at his residence, Chen Peng lay down on the bed and took the initiative to communicate with the big guy in the spiritual world: "Hey, do you say that there are really other cultivators in our world?"

Although he listened to what Miao Kongkong said, he was always just an outsider who had met once, and he was a little second-in-class, Chen Peng didn't dare to believe all his words, so he came to ask the big guy.

"Although the aura here is thin, Lone can clearly feel that some of the people you meet on the road also have a faint aura, and in your words, these people can be called cultivators. The witch lay on her side and said lazily.

Chen Peng wondered, this thing has been asleep for a day, why did he wake up and be in this position again for a while. However, he didn't dwell on this, "That means that cultivators in our world do exist, it's just that they are usually too low-key, and we don't even know about it." ”

"You are stupid, don't involve Lonely. The witch said.

In the modern era of the rapid development of the Internet, why is it that there are cultivators in the world, but I have never known about it?

In fact, Chen Peng thought about it carefully, it was easy to understand, once an individual with great power like a cultivator was exposed, it would inevitably cause panic among ordinary people, and it was not simple for the relevant departments to make some news disappear.

Over time, even if something unscientific happens somewhere, it is often some 2B editors and PS who make a living by picking up blindness.

Chen Peng suddenly thought of a question, so he asked the big guy: "Hey, are the other cultivators powerful?"

"It's all a bunch of weak chickens who don't even have a good breath," the witch said disdainfully, and after a pause, she added, "Either one is better than you anyway." ”

Let's first say that others are weak chickens, and then say that weak chickens are stronger than Chen Peng! This clearly means that he Chen is not even as good as a weak chicken!

Chen Peng couldn't bear it, he was directly angry: "You said the sentence before, what's the matter, you still have to take me to find pleasure, don't you?"

As soon as Chen Peng finished saying this, the figure of the witch in the spiritual world disappeared. He had a bad premonition, and hurriedly opened his eyes and jumped up from the bed, looking around nervously.

Suddenly, Chen Peng felt a chill down his spine, and several strands of illusory long hair were on his shoulders and floated to his chest. A pair of white, translucent arms slowly leaned out from behind him and gently rested on Chen Peng's two wrists.

The feeling is subtle.

Behind him, the witch's nice voice said, "Let's have some fun." ”

Chen Peng knew that something was wrong, he wanted to run when he kicked his legs, although he didn't get along for a long time, but he had already figured out the temper of this thing, how gentle the voice of the girl talking to you was, it means how sour your feelings will be next.

Chen Peng broke out in a cold sweat, he couldn't earn it, at this time he was the same as a weak woman who was pressed to the ground by hooligans, it was useless to resist, he was rubbed!

"I said big guy, no matter what you want to do, can you light it?"

"Don't be nervous, relax. The witch whispered, then grabbed Chen Peng's two arms and pulled them back.

Chen Peng's scream, the pain from his shoulders and bone joints, made him feel like his arms were torn off. It wasn't enough for the witch to tear her arm, so she broke Chen Peng's thigh again......

Listening to Chen Peng's "whooping" howl, the corners of the witch's lips lightly hooked into a smile, "Use a set of body quenching skills to attract the spiritual energy outside the window to soak your meridians." You'll feel better that way. ”

"I'm making a wave! You're a pervert and deliberately trying to fix me! If you don't mess with me, you won't be able to sleep at all!" Chen Peng scolded angrily, he couldn't beat and couldn't run, so he could only let go of his mouth.

In this way, Chen Peng, who had just finished the first stage of skin training, ushered in his second stage of cultivation: muscle training.

That night, Chen Peng and his neighbors had a hard time.

……

The next day, Saturday, Chen Peng got up at 10 o'clock as usual.

And at this point, a certain big guy in Chen Peng's spiritual world is still sleeping soundly.

Speaking of which, since beating Chen Peng successfully practicing skin, he has never been whipped by the big guy, and now his taste has changed, and he has changed his yoga......

Chen Peng took the initiative to find the landlord, slapped the 3,000 yuan on the girl's table, signed the lease contract for the next quarter, and then turned around and left with an arrogant face, which is the aura of a rich man.

However, after paying the rent, Chen Peng was forced to find that he had no money again.

Although the money comes quickly in the protection fee, he Chen has his own little principles and does not take money from honest people, so the gangsters in this area have become his hunting targets.

In his words, he called fighting crime and supporting justice, without the slightest consciousness of black eating black.

……

Anyang Hospital, Orthopedic Ward.

"Boss, you must be in charge of us!"

A muscular man with a plaster cast on his arm listened to the crying of his little brothers and sisters, and was so angry that the green tendons on his head burst out, "His grandmother's, even the people I cover dare to beat, and if I don't turn around and catch that puddle and rub it into twists, I won't even call Xie Meng!"

A little nurse came in, "Who is Xie Meng, come and register, you can be discharged." ”

Hearing this, Xie Meng's eyes widened, he stayed in this stuffy place for a week, he had had enough, and it was difficult to suppress the excitement of being discharged, Xie Meng led the little brothers and sisters out of the ward, "Woohoohahahaha, I, Xie Meng, have finally been discharged!"

"Is this kid misplaced? Leaving the hospital looks like being released from prison?"

The director of the duty room pushed his glasses meaningfully and said, "Don't be in a hurry to clean up this bed first, I guess he will have to come at night!"