Volume 1: The Witch's Upper Body Chapter 7: It turns out that gas can still be used like this

Ignoring the four-petaled buttocks, Chen Peng got up and hurriedly ran away, he stretched out his hand to wipe his nose, and suddenly held a piece of grass again, it was blood!

Coming out of the gate of the Lin family, Chen Peng ran to the side of the road like a successful thief with his waist down, and rode a small yellow car and pedaled.

A middle-aged man who had just finished putting water on the wall grabbed his pants and said, "Little B cub, that's the car that Lao Tzu swept!"

"Jianghu emergency don't understand, besides, it's not your car!" Chen Peng turned around and shouted to the middle-aged man: "Don't pull it off, your door is open, I'll help you lock it when the time comes!"

While pedaling the car, Chen Peng muttered: "I said big guy, in order to pick this broken grass for you, I have paid a lot of money!"

"Really?"

"I didn't see that I was bleeding!" Chen Peng looked aggrieved.

"Are you sure you were beaten?" the witch's voice was filled with disdain.

This sentence choked Chen Peng speechless, he silently took out toilet paper from his pocket and stuffed his nostrils, and said no more.

In this way, Chen Peng pedaled far away, where there were few people and where he drilled, after running several alleys in a row, he looked back and saw that there was no one chasing behind him, Chen Peng breathed a sigh of relief.

However, the quality of this little yellow car is really good, there is a small slope on the road, Chen Peng's feet are forced, and the chain is broken with a "ping" sound. Chen Peng locked the car and threw it to the side of the road, leaving it alone, anyway, someone came to pull it.

Spread out his hand and looked at the spirit rank grass that the big guy wanted, how did Chen Peng look like ordinary grass, he wanted to cry without tears, he was just for this shitty thing, and this time he was a thief, a pervert, and a robber, the three professions that he usually hated, one by one.

Thinking of this, Chen Peng was afraid for a while, if the Lin family's villa was equipped with surveillance, all his Chen person's actions would probably be filmed, and when the time came, he would be handed over to the judicial department, break into private houses, steal grass and smash pots, and peek at the little girl taking a bath.

You don't have to go to school, and the little black room in the detention center welcomes you.

But thinking about the misty scene just now, it is really exciting, that girl is Lin Shiyue, the head of the academy's art troupe, the first school flower of the academy, and the perfect goddess in the minds of countless young students.

Although Chen Peng had seen her photos in the school magazine and honor roll before, even though she herself was not wearing anything just now, Chen Peng still recognized her at first sight.

There is no reason for this, because of love.

A year ago, a rich second generation donated 1 million to the college, and the school leaders hyped up the praise.

After that, the owner showed off the luxury car in the college in a very high-profile manner, and the girl was very happy. The leaders of the college ignored this, there was no criticism from the dean, and there was no condemnation from the dean, so that several girls were later dropped out of school, and the college was still peaceful.

In the same month, when Chen Peng went to the nursing home to clean up, he accidentally saw a line of inscription on the fundraising wall: Lin Shiyue raised 10 million yuan.

As a result, after inquiring with the old janitor, I found out that this Lin Shiyue was the Lin Shiyue he knew, if it weren't for the thanksgiving lettering on the wall, Chen Peng wouldn't know that there was such a thing.

Throwing tens of millions of dollars to the vulnerable groups who really need help, and not hyping it afterwards, it is in stark contrast to the rich second generation before, this wave of operations, Chen Peng was a fan of Lin Shiyue.

There is never a shortage of Bai Fumei in this world, but a versatile and kind-hearted Bai Fumei is enough to make people feel tempted.

So since then, Chen Peng has become a member of the "Moon Powder", but he can't groan wet, and he can't lick it, and he doesn't know that there is a person like him in the circle.

It's good now, the goddess remembers him this time.

The hatred in Chen Peng's heart!

It's all to blame for the pit, let him pick some bullshit spirit grass, now it's okay, poke such a big basket, he Chen someone is completely insulated from the goddess.

After finding a noodle restaurant and eating a bowl of noodles, Chen Peng grabbed a few more herbs, and it was already 7 o'clock when he returned to his residence.

"I don't understand, what do you want me to get you these things for?"

The witch floated out of Chen Peng's body, her translucent body hovering in mid-air, "Hey, rookie, have you heard of alchemy?"

"Nope. Chen Peng simply replied with one word, he was in a very sad mood now.

"Alchemy is to extract and fuse the medicinal herbs you need, in words that you rookie can understand, it is to burn all the things that Gu asked you to prepare into pills. ”

"Are you Aunt Dao?" Chen Peng still couldn't help asking.

"It's not. ”

"It's not that you are talking about anything......" Chen Peng's words didn't fall, and he was hit firmly on the head.

The witch continued: "Who said that if you are not a Daogu, you can't do alchemy, and the condition for alchemy is to have both the attributes of fire and wood. ”

After speaking, the witch looked at Chen Peng.

"......" Chen Peng didn't say a word, turned his head and whistled, there is a big Lao Tzu who just doesn't speak, you come to bite my posture. Sure enough, as the protagonist, the desire to survive is still very strong.

Seeing that someone was interested, the witch was a little disappointed, and the feeling of wanting to beat someone without an excuse was really unpleasant, but she still gave Chen Peng a brain meltdown, "When you are alone, you had better be serious." ”

Chen Peng thought to himself, whether I, Chen, burned the ancestral grave or kicked the widow's door in my last life, even if I did both, I wouldn't end up with this retribution.

The witch continued: "There is fire in Lone's attribute, and you are actually a pure wood attribute, although you haven't absorbed qi yet, but you can barely use it to light fire. ”

"What do you mean, how can I listen to your tone as if you want to burn me?" Chen Peng suddenly came back to his senses, with a panicked expression.

The witch smiled, stretched out her hand and pressed Chen Peng's right chest, Chen Peng suddenly had a feeling of being molested by a female hooligan.

A pale green halo flowed out of Chen Peng's body and attached to the witch's translucent palm.

"What is this?"

"Lone put the spiritual power that has removed the attribute in your body, and the wood attribute spiritual power brought out again, I can't imagine that the breath of life is quite strong, and it should be good as firewood. ”

As he spoke, the witch was about to set fire, Chen Peng was so frightened that he retreated, shouting in his mouth: "Flax Butterfly, I can't afford to pay for burning the house!"

Although he knew that with the character of the big guy, his words would not help, but he still had to shout at that level.

Chen Peng had already foreseen the flames soaring into the sky, burning this place into a sea of fire, and even heard the siren of the fire alarm in his ears, and the next day the news on TV would report a quick news: A college student surnamed Chen in our city mistakenly entered a pyramid scheme organization and set himself on fire in a rental house, calling on the masses to take warning, cherish life and stay away from pyramid schemes......

However, nothing happened, and not even a flame came out of the witch's palm.

What's the situation?

Chen Peng's face overflowed with joy, the big guy can still communicate!

"Hey, do you have an open fire here?" the witch asked.

"Open flame?"

Chen Peng couldn't help but look at the gas stove in the corner, this thing was left to him by the little couple who lived next door last time, and it wasn't worth a few bucks to sell the rags, and he didn't want to be a cheap landlord. Half of the gas was left, and two pots were delivered, a pan and a pressure cooker.

"What do you want to do with open fire?" asked Chen Peng puzzled.

"Spiritual Qi Transformation requires at least Ning Dan Realm cultivation, Lone has not yet recovered to that strength, and he needs an open flame as a fire primer, do you have an opinion?"

"Not at all. ”

After Chen Peng finished speaking, he ran to the corner and put the gas stove on the table to wipe the ashes, which was next to the small bathroom and had a ventilation window on the side.

After the ash was wiped and the trachea was connected, Chen Peng began to make a fire, and he turned the gas stove switch on the rattle, but there was not even a spark on the stove.

It really didn't work, Chen Peng had an idea, he brought the lighter used to light mosquito coils, and when he put the fire on the stove, a cluster of fire rose with a bang, so frightened that Chen Peng shouted "Hold the grass" and shrank his hand.

Looks like this thing needs to be ignited as well.

The wall in the corner was bare, and there wasn't even a plastic sticker, but I wasn't worried about catching fire.

Chen Peng half-opened the small window, took a few steps back and said, "Please, big guy." ”

"You can actually release flames, your magic weapon is very magical, but why can't Lone feel the fluctuation of spiritual power?"

Chen Peng thought to himself, it's a shame that Lao Tzu didn't call, otherwise would you have to ask me how I could pass the sound for thousands of miles?

But the big guy is still the big guy in the end, and soon the witch saw the doorway, "It turns out that it is to release biogas as fuel, and the people of your world are quite good at tricks." ”

"That's it. "There are a lot of tricks that you haven't seen before, and it is because of these tricks that human beings have made progress in continuous exploration, and then dominated the earth.

Chen Peng suddenly felt a kind of pride in being an earthling, although these things had nothing to do with him.

The witch put her palm next to the flames, a trace of dark purple spiritual power attached to the pale green, the flames on the stove rubbed and changed color, and then a scorching black fire snake rushed straight up to the ceiling!

"Hold the grass, big guy, take it easy!" Chen Peng hurriedly shouted.

Under the witch's control, the black fiery snake gradually became shorter and slowly hung on the stove.

"I washed the container. The witch said.

Chen Peng knew that she was talking about a pressure cooker, so he didn't dare to slack off at the moment, so he hurriedly did it.

After washing, he poured all the spirit grass and the large bag of medicinal herbs he bought today.

With a move from the witch's hand, the pressure cooker flew over and hung over the black fire snake in mid-air. The fire snake was divided into six or seven small fire snakes swimming around the pressure cooker, and Chen Peng was dumbfounded when he saw this scene.

Hold the grass and live for a long time!

It turns out that gas can still be used like this!