Chapter 44: Three Women Can't Be Provoked
At this time, Shangguan Yu and Su Yuxuan, who were sitting on the sofa, had their faces a little unbearable, and the two of them had carefully prepared birthday gifts. It's just that now the gifts of the two of them are in front of Mu Xue'er's gifts, and they are some scum!
It's 80 million in one shot! It's really a big star!
Su Yuxuan is just an ordinary person, and the whole family may not be able to earn 80 million in a lifetime, even Shangguan Yu is out of reach!
It's just that it seems that from the eyes of the two of them, an expression appeared at the same time, refusing to admit defeat!
You Mu Xue'er is rich, so maybe my other conveniences will be worse than yours!
Immediately afterwards, the eyes of the two looked at Mu Xue'er in the kitchen, and suddenly a strong comparison occupied the two of them, only to see Su Yuxuan and Shangguan Yu get up at the same time and walk straight to the kitchen.
They just want to conquer the man's stomach!
Su Yuxuan picked up the apron on the side, tied it around his waist, tied the long hair that was originally scattered on his shoulders into a ponytail with his backhand, and looked at Wu Yidao with tender eyes, "Cook!
Shangguan Yu took over the ingredients in Wu Yi's hand, and it seemed that the voice came out of Shangguan Yu's mouth, making Wu Yi furious, "Wu Yi, why don't you rest first, I'll show my hands!"
Wu Yi was directly squeezed out of the kitchen by the two of them,
"Uh... Can you two do it?"
The two girls said in unison: "Okay!"
Shangguan Yu immediately raised his head, looked at Mu Xue'er who was standing aside, and said, "Sister Xue'er, let's do rough work like this, you are a big star, and you can't do it if you are used to it." "Shangguan Yu's voice is like this, but the words are full of words, you are a pampered master!
Surprisingly, Su Yuxuan actually put on a pair of pants with Guan Yu, and his tone was also frivolous, "Yes, Xue'er, you should sit down, you are not suitable for this kind of thing in the kitchen!"
How could Mu Xue'er not know what these two people really thought in their hearts? The gifts they gave were not as good as their own, and they wanted to save face in the kitchen. Not to be outdone, Mu Xue'er said to Wu Yun beside her, "Yun'er, sister-in-law can also cook, will you wait outside first?"
"No, sister-in-law, I really don't need to!" Wu Yun hugged Mu Xue'er tightly, for fear that she would also participate in the kitchen war.
But Mu Xue'er would not admit defeat obediently, broke free from Wu Yun, and flashed into the kitchen, "Who said that, I still know a little bit about cooking!"
"Then let's compare today?"
"Compare to compare!"
Wu Yun's heart at this time was already cold to the bottom, because she just wanted to eat Wu Yi's cooking, these days, Wu Yi's cooking skills have already conquered her extremely picky taste buds, no matter how delicious other people cooked, she would not move a little.
But now, looking at the posture of a few people with knives in their hands, they can make a good meal, unless the sun comes out in the west, and if anyone doesn't let them do it, they will fight with whom!
Levi didn't know when he was already standing by Wu Yi's side, and the three of them looked at the scene in the open kitchen together.
"Brother, your hunch is so accurate!"
"Brother, can I still eat my sumptuous meal?"
After Levi and Wu Yun finished speaking, they saw Shangguan Yu grab a fat-headed red fish and start a bloody scene!
The knife in Su Yuxuan's hand was almost frantically chopping the innocent lobster on the cutting board!
Only Mu Xue'er was better, gently washing the crab, but in the next second, the crab was directly split into two!
"Brother, brother, hurry... Go and save them, woooooooooooo My birthday dinner was completely ruined!!"
Wu Yi had a crying and laughing expression, shook his head and said in despair, "It's too late!"
In the evening, Wu Yi, Wu Yun, and Levi sat listlessly on the sofa and watched, the century war in the kitchen, and the body trembled from time to time with the loud noise coming from the kitchen!
I don't know how many plates have broken at home, and I don't know how many times the small fire has been started just because it has to be poured with water.
The three women are not cooking, they are completely vindictive, and seeing that you use more water, she uses more than you. Seeing how much salt you sprinkle, I'll grab a handful. Your knife skills are good, and I can still chop the cutting board. You can set fire to the gas and I'll help you blow up the gas!
Until now, the dishes have not been done anyway, and the things are almost wasted!
Wu Yi's heart was dripping blood. Wu Yun was already crying without tears, she had regretted letting them come two hours ago.
Levi was eating a snack leisurely.
"Hey, you can still eat it!Hurry up and take care of the woman you brought!" Wu Yi snatched the snack from Levi's hand.
Levi didn't care, he picked up another bag of potato chips beside him without hurrying, and said, "Don't eat it, are you waiting to starve to death?" Okay, don't look at the two of you, the luxurious feast is definitely gone, you will die of that heart!"
Levi's words made Wu Yun cry even more fiercely: "Woo woo... Brother, I don't agree with them being my sister-in-law, I raise my hands against it!ah..."
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Shangguan Yu's throat almost scared Wu Yi and Levi to death, "Where are you two dead men lying on their bodies!
Levi's jumped up directly, and Wu Yi also had a gloomy face, and walked to the kitchen!
At the dinner table, the six people sat down in turn, and when Wu Yi and the three looked at the dark dishes on the table, it seemed that they had expected it a long time ago. Black black, mushy paste, rotten rotten, some with blood!
"Bang!"
A bottle of red wine had been violently opened by Su Yuxuan, "Sister Yun'er, happy birthday." I saw Su Yuxuan pour a whole glass of red wine, and then said to Yun'er.
How can the two people around you fall behind you Su Yuxuan!
One person drank a large glass of wine, and drank it when he picked it up.
"Yun'er, this is the boiled live fish that my sister just studied, you can taste it. And you, bastard Wu Yi!" Shangguan Yu picked up the chopsticks and sandwiched a large piece of fish for Wu Yi and Wu Yun!
Isn't it a live fish? Your mother still has her mouth open!
"Wu Yi, Yun'er, this is made by Sister Yuxuan, it's delicious, you can taste it!"
"Taste mine, mine is the best, Yun'er will come to sister-in-law to clip it for you!"
Levi sat aside, feeling a little embarrassed,
"Me? What about me?"
"Shut up!" the three women roared in unison.
Suddenly, the dining table was like a battlefield.
Wu Yi took advantage of the chaos to pull Wu Yun and hid directly on the balcony!
"Brother... I'm hungry!"
Looking at Wu Yun's big watery eyes, Wu Yi sighed helplessly! Glancing at the fierce battle room again, Wu Yi gritted his teeth and decided to go through the battlefield, put himself in a trap, and get something to eat! I saw that he was bent on his waist and padded his feet, and he didn't dare to breathe, so he slipped to the kitchen.
When he saw the few ingredients left in the refrigerator, Wu Yi smiled.
At this time, Levi also left the battlefield and joined Wu Yi's team.
The two hid themselves while dodging the rain of bullets, chopsticks, and cups that flew in. Eventually, when everything was done, the three people on the balcony breathed a sigh of relief this time.
Wu Yi redressed and skillfully fiddled with all the tools used for the barbecue, fortunately, the balcony was big enough, and the three tigresses in the house could not be seen, and finally half an hour, Wu Yi and the three of them ate a delicious barbecue, and the cake was transported to the balcony safe and sound under the cover of Levi and Wu Yun.
Watching Wu Yun blow out the candle after making a wish, Wu Yi understood this matter.
Levi feasted on lamb skewers, and beer was cup after glass, "Old Wu! Su Yuxuan is very good, even I am excited." As a brother, I gave her to you on the first day, you said yes! Plus now that you have Mu Xue'er, you are a jade girl, and you are all hugging left and right. So this Shangguan Yu, I've had a crush on her for a long time. Wu Yi, don't rob me, okay?"
Levi can also see it now, the scene of Su Yuxuan and Wu Yi kissing during the day, he saw it with his own eyes, this Su Yuxuan must be interesting to Wu Yi. And Mu Xue'er Levi didn't dare to be sure, but as soon as he made a move, it was a gift of 80 million, if Mu Xue'er didn't have any thoughts about Wu Yi? That ghost didn't believe it! But even Shangguan Yu, Levi felt that she seemed to be coming for Wu Yi, he didn't know if he liked Wu Yi or not, but Shangguan Yu definitely didn't like himself!
"Levi, do you think I'm fighting with you for a woman? Wu Yi glanced at Levi with disdain and said.
"Good brother, your words are enough. However, if you can tell me about this matter, it will become mine! I can see that Shangguan Yu doesn't like me."
"Hmph, do you know? I advise you, you two are not suitable! You better give up early, or you will definitely be the one who will be hurt. ”
Levi didn't know Shangguan Yu's background, but Wu Yi guessed eight or nine. Even if you don't talk about Shangguan Yu's background, Shangguan Yu's suitors alone are not comparable to Levi's, just take Liu Muran as an example, he is a complete little prince, and the president of United Entertainment is not a fart at all.
Although Wu Yi will definitely help Levi, it's just an emotional matter, even if Wu Yi helps, he can't forcibly press the two together. Therefore, to avoid his good brother from being harmed, Wu Yi still advised Levi to leave early.
Besides, there is no grass in the world, so why risk being frozen in ice!
Levi himself knew, and his father had told him about it, but... "Hey, you don't help me, and persuade me to give up, are you my brother?"
"Actually, I really have a way, I don't know if you dare!. ”
On a whim, Livingston said, "Say it, say it." ”
"So, I'll knock all three of them unconscious, and then throw you on the bed, and I'll take Yun'er out for a walk. All three are yours, and you take the opportunity... When the raw rice is cooked and the rice is cooked, are you still afraid that they will run away?
"Wu Yi, what kind of bad idea do you have, I, Levi's, am also the first person in Pingcheng to be young and promising, how can I do such a bad thing, who are you and me?"
Looking at Levi's hard mouth, Wu Yi didn't bother to answer his words, because Wu Yi knew that he would regret it when his mouth was hard.
Sure enough, Levi, who was silent for a while, slowly turned his head and continued, "Otherwise, you can just knock Shangguan Yu unconscious, and start lightly..."