701 Grass Ban

Zhao Yao said: "Lao He, it's time to ban a wave of catnip, ban all the catnip, and only allow me to sell it, won't it be a monopoly?"

Lao He was bitter in his heart: 'How did you go around and go around, and go back again.' ’

He said helplessly: "It's unreasonable for you to do this, even if we have a lot of money, we have to do things that make sense, forbidding others to sell catnip, this doesn't make sense, the resistance is too great." ”

"Why is it unreasonable?" Zhao Yao said: "Half of the world's super cats like catnip, and catnip is irritating, and it doesn't matter if ordinary cats are stimulated, at most they run around, or keep rolling." But the super cat is stimulated, and if you use the ability indiscriminately, it is a very dangerous thing.

And my briquette catnip is not in such danger, he is more comfortable and happy to suck, but it is not so irritating and will not make the super cat crazy.

We prohibit ordinary catnip and sell briquette catnip, which is for national security. ”

After sending the voice, seeing that Lao He hadn't answered for a long time, Zhao Yao thought about it and shouted: "Briquettes, wrap me ordinary catnip." After getting the catnip, I found matcha again: "Matcha, come here." ”

Matcha immediately rushed over like a dog with milk tea, looking at Zhao Yao and wagging his tail: "Zhao Yao Zhao Yao, what's the matter?"

Yesterday, Zhao Yao sent Yuanyuan to the cat prison, but it spread throughout the cat country, and matcha naturally knew about it, and at this moment he became more and more flattering to Zhao Yao.

Seeing the appearance of Zhao Yao and Matcha, Milk Tea was curious on the side: "Brother Cha, what is the relationship between this person and you." ”

Although milk tea has been coming for a few days, it has been following matcha, but it is still unclear about Zhao Yao's identity.

Matcha immediately covered Milk Tea's mouth, pretending to be angry: "What this person and that person, this is my boss Brother Yao, you have to call Yao Ye." ”

Milk Tea looked at Zhao Yao curiously, and bowed obediently: "Yao Ye is good." ”

"Well, that's good. Zhao Yao smiled and touched the head of ** tea, and then drew a hundred yuan to the other party: "Take it to play." ”

Milk Tea looked at the hundred-dollar bill in front of her with a dull expression, and wondered in her heart: 'What is this?' Why do you want to give me this?'

Thinking about the survival skills that matcha taught him, Milk Tea said with a sluggish face: "Hit the money." ”

"Fart, don't talk nonsense in front of Brother Yao. Matcha slapped the back of Milk Tea's head, and said to Zhao Yao with a smile: "This kid's head is not very good." ”

Matcha said and put away the 100 yuan for milk tea: "This is called cash, the most simple mode of money, I will save it for you first, and I will return it to you when you grow up." ”

"Money?" Milk Tea looked at the money handed over by Matcha with a puzzled expression, and then pondered: "Why do you keep asking me to make money? Brother Cha must have a big enmity with Qian." ’

Zhao Yao smiled, took out ordinary catnip and put it in front of matcha and milk tea and said, "This is ordinary catnip on the market, you can suck it and try it, I want to compare it with briquette catnip." ”

Matcha nodded, immediately opened the ordinary catnip and took a sip, and when he saw the stunned milk tea on the side, he said, "This is called catnip, but it's a good thing, you come and try it." ”

I saw matcha sucking catnip with milk tea, matcha took a sip, showing a satisfied smile, and the milk tea followed with a sip, but choked loudly.

Matcha laughed when she saw the choking milk tea: "Slow down, slow down, novices don't suck so much in one go." ”

The milk tea took another sip carefully, and immediately the whole cat was dizzy, and a strange expression appeared on his face: "Feeling...... It's weird. ”

Matcha said happily on the side: "It's just ordinary catnip, if you like it, I will take you to suck briquette catnip for a while, that's called enjoyment." After saying that, he took another deep breath, and then the whole cat rolled on the ground on all fours.

There was a smirk on the face of the milk tea on the side: "Mom." The next moment he fell to the ground and fell asleep.

Compared with fainting directly after milk tea sucking grass, matcha is more unqualified after sucking HIGH, first rolling back and forth on the ground, and then holding Zhao Yao's feet and starting to complain.

"Zhao Yao, I'm the first cat to follow you. ”

"People have been following you since you were a child. ”

"But look at so many glamorous sluts now, all of them are better mixed than me. ”

"Why are they. ”

"Vomit ............"

Seeing that the matcha looked like it was about to vomit, Zhao Yao immediately kicked the other party away.

The matcha rolled out more than ten meters, and suddenly laughed again: "I'm here, I'm here, don't worry." ”

I saw Matcha get up from the ground with difficulty, staggered a few steps, and the next moment suddenly his body flashed, and he had already started to stop, appearing more than ten meters away, and then shook a few steps, and his body disappeared in a flash.

Immediately there were screams of pain from the cats in the distance.

Ares only felt a weight on his back, and a furry thing came up and trembled, and when he turned around, he saw the afterimage of the disappearance of matcha, and his heart was shocked: "What? This guy with matcha just shivered at me?"

Looking up, I saw the orange shadow flashing, and the cat kept exhaling in pain, and after seven or eight in a row, I saw the matcha lying on the ground like mud, and fell asleep, surrounded by a circle of angry super cats.

"Matcha, this guy!"

"Is he crazy again?"

"Bastard, you want to leave?"

A group of super cats instantly moved their hands, and grabbing the orange cat was a fat beating. Matcha woke up more than ten minutes later and gasped: "Why does it hurt all over my body." ”

Zhao Yao on the other side looked at the video in his hand, edited it a little and sent it to Lao He: "Look at it, this is the harm of ordinary catnip, once the super cat gets out of control, it is too dangerous." ”

Lao He frowned slightly, of course he knew that there was indeed a problem in this regard, it was like drinking, it didn't matter if ordinary people were drunk, but if the superpower person was drunk, the stronger the ability, the more troublesome it was.

However, Lao He still shook his head and said: "It's still difficult, especially this will affect ordinary people, even if it's really banned, can you arrest ordinary people who have catnip at home?

"It doesn't matter what you have at home, we don't have to worry about the people who buy it, we only need to take care of the people who sell it. Zhao Yao said: "And my briquette catnip, regardless of quality, the price can be the first in the whole network, I crack down on the seller, and it has no impact on the person who buys." ”

Lao He frowned and said: "It's okay in the physical store, what should I do online? Do you want them to go to your online store to buy catnip? How much catnip is, and how much is the shipping cost? You only sell catnip, and no one buys it if the price is expensive, if the price is cheap, and you buy a bag of catnip for free shipping nationwide, even if you can't afford it." Many people buy some catnip when they buy toys and cat food. ”