Volume 1: The Witch's Upper Body Chapter 4: The Big Guy's Housing Renovation Plan
Back at the rental house, Chen Peng threw the package on the table, and then fell on the bed, for the first time in half a year, he felt that this small bed was so kind.
Tiredness hit, Chen Peng's eyelids were heavy and he was about to fall asleep. Suddenly, Chen Peng in the spiritual world was woken up by the witch patting his head, Chen Peng's body was shocked, and his eyes widened.
"Hey, you're not going to sleep like this, are you?"
"Otherwise, I've been tossed by you for a day!
"Go and wash the stinking sweat off your body. "The witch calls the shots.
Chen Peng yawned, "Don't go, I'm sleepy" Chen Peng was really tired enough this day, he made up his mind not to move.
"What did you say?" In the spirit world, the witch slapped Chen Peng again.
"You beat me to death, if you don't go, you won't go!" Chen Peng in the spiritual world covered his head and snorted, which meant that a dead pig was not afraid of boiling water.
"Oh?" the witch frowned, and the corners of her mouth gradually outlined a sinister taste, making Chen Peng feel a chill down her spine.
His eyes turned purple, and Chen Peng's consciousness was thrown aside again, "Hold the grass, what are you going to do?" Chen Peng's spirit let out a wail as if he had been squeezed dry by a resentful woman. Then his body stood up and began to undress one by one.
When Chen Peng's hand touched the pants at a very fast speed, Chen Peng shouted faster in the spiritual world, "Linen bang......! Won't I be able to wash it?"
Hearing this, the witch hooked the corners of her mouth with satisfaction, the purple in her eyes faded, and returned Chen Peng's body. Chen Peng's control over his body returned, and he immediately covered his crotch and rushed into the small bathroom.
Closing the small door, Chen Peng tried the temperature of the shower water, and just when he reached out to take off his pants, he suddenly thought of something wrong.
Thinking of this, Chen Peng was extremely scary!
"Hey, you get out. Chen Peng pinched his waist and said.
In the spiritual world, the witch sneered: "What? It's not that I haven't seen it." ”
Chen Peng remembered the specific plot of today's goods after entering the women's toilet...... In response to the call of the green network, I will not repeat it here, and everyone will make up for it by themselves.
"I'll let you out!" Chen Peng's face turned red and he yelled angrily.
"Cut!" the witch snorted disdainfully, turned into a wisp of white mist and left Chen Peng's body, passed through the bathroom door, and floated above Chen Peng's bed.
There was a sound of rushing water, and after about twenty minutes, Chen Peng came out wrapped in a long towel, dried his hair, and turned out his pajamas, Chen Peng glanced at a certain place vigilantly, and after making sure that there was no perverted peeping, he ran into the bathroom to change his pajamas before coming out.
Glancing at the witch floating on the bed, Chen Peng ignored her, leaned on the bed and fell asleep.
"Get up!"
The familiar voice, the familiar pain on the brain, "It's endless!" Chen Peng was really annoyed, the dog would jump off the wall when he was in a hurry, and the rabbit would bite when he was in a hurry! Don't think that you can do whatever you want if you are a big guy, and you won't let me sleep after playing with my body!
"If you want me to take a bath, I'll wash it, do you still want to dry your hair?" Chen Peng asked angrily.
"Smack!"
In this regard, the witch gave her own answer with a big bag on Chen Peng's head.
"Rookie, do you remember what Lone told you in the morning?" the witch asked.
"You say you're stupid. Chen Peng said angrily, and unsurprisingly in exchange for another brain meltdown.
The witch continued: "Under normal circumstances, a person's body can only hold one soul, but you are different, your body is weak, but fortunately, your soul is even weaker, and you can barely live in your lonely cultivation. But every time you use spiritual power, it will cause a lot of burden on your body, and you should feel it today. ”
Chen Peng touched his sore limbs, and he had a deep understanding of this, "Since my body is so weak, then please change your house to live!" Chen Peng said along the pole.
"Isn't this saying very popular in your world? It's a hassle to move, and it's not easy to find a guy with a weak soul like you. ”
"To put it simply, you're just relying on me!"
The corners of the witch's mouth rose with a hint of the iconic smile of the villain in the TV series, and then said: "Your house is a little worse, but the decoration is not impossible to live in." ”
"Decoration?" Chen Peng was stunned, where is this going to be played?
The witch pointed at Chen Peng's forehead, and a milky white ball floated into Chen Peng's eyebrows. In Chen Peng's spiritual world, a scroll slowly opened in front of his eyes, looking like he was holding it, and the five big characters on the frontispiece of "A Set of Quenching Exercises" instantly lowered the grade of this thing, did you dare to name it more casually?
The witch also came to Chen Peng's spiritual world, and she floated beside Chen Peng in a long skirt, and her three thousand hairs moved gently, "This is the introductory technique for immortal cultivators, so I should pay your rent alone." Take it and train your weak chicken's body to be stronger, so that the lonely house is more comfortable. ”
"What? repair...... Cultivating immortals?" Chen Peng was stunned, this is a unique episode in a novel, "It stands to reason that I shouldn't have died first, and then crossed over to a waste of wood, suffered all the insults, was trampled on by the good green, was trampled on, and then was swept out of the house by the family?"
"What the hell is this mess in your head?"
The witch once suspected that this guy was beaten stupid by herself, so she explained: "The entry to cultivating immortals is to quench the body, and the quenching body is divided into ten parts, from front to back: skin, tendons, bones, marrow, heat, cold, lungs, stomach, spiritual platform, and open pulse." The aura of your world is too thin, and although the level of this set of body quenching exercises is a little worse, it is the most suitable for you at the moment. ”
"In other words, it's provincial blue!" Chen Peng couldn't help but complain.
"Whatever you want to understand, let's start cultivating according to the above method. After saying that, the witch disappeared from Chen Peng's spiritual world.
The first realm of cultivating immortals, quenching the body and training the skin first, if you want to be tough, everything can be followed!
Looking at the words on the scroll, Chen Peng was a little confused, what do you mean? Shouldn't you teach me how to cross your knees and breathe? You didn't say anything about how to practice skin! Everything can be followed, who can understand what is said so Shendao and Taoism?
"Brush!"
With a soft sound, Chen Peng suddenly felt a hot pain in his body, and he opened his eyes with a "whoosh", only to see a leather whip in the witch's hand out of nowhere, looking at himself with a smile!
"You, what are you doing?"
"Of course, it's to help you cultivate! Your first three cultivations need to rely on external forces. ”
Chen Peng swallowed his saliva, he suddenly looked at the table, the pile of packages had been opened, and he didn't see any leather whips when he bought them!
However, this is obviously not the point, Chen Peng feels that this wonderful technique given to him by this product is not just as simple as the thin spiritual power of the earth!
Thinking of this, Chen Peng was trembling, and he protested loudly: "Wait a minute, I strongly ask to change the exercises for me!"
"Introductory exercises, nothing else. The witch spread her hands and said, God knows if what Ya said is true or false? Anyway, Chen Peng doesn't believe this nonsense!
"Then I won't practice. Chen Peng lay down on the bed and declared a strike.
The witch smiled wickedly, "I can't help you" After speaking, she raised her hand and whipped it over! Chen Peng was screaming and rolling, brushing the sound of the wind, screaming and screaming, so noisy that the lights of the landlord next door and downstairs were all turned on!
No one could have imagined that this voice was a certain big guy decorating the house......