Chapter 16: You Are Weak Chickens
It rained again in the afternoon.
Lin Miao carried an umbrella larger than his person and walked the road to the school.
At noon, I was rubbed by my parents with the smell of alcohol, and I can still smell it.
Almost stepping on the bell of class, Lin Miao walked into the classroom, and it was a little strange that it was all this today, and the cutie at the same table hadn't come yet. Zhang Yaoyao's seat was empty, and there was no schoolbag in the drawer.
Lin Miao didn't take it seriously, the situation of being late for class was theoretically encountered by everyone.
I think that those who are never late should either have a natural masochistic tendency, or live in a very hard way.
These people are too tired to live long.
Lin Miao put away the umbrella and hung it on the chalk stand protruding under the blackboard, which was already full of many umbrellas of all kinds.
Sitting down with a fluttering schoolbag on her back, Lin Miao reached into her drawer and touched it according to the habits she had developed in the past few days, but unexpectedly only touched the air.
He looked down and saw that the drawer that should have been full of textbooks and exercise books was empty, and even his pencil case and the Olympiad workbook that Principal Miao had given him in the morning were all gone.
"I'm grass, which one did it......" Lin Miao knew at a glance that he was being rectified by the bear child.
He muttered silently in his heart, but his face was very calm.
For an adult, this is a thing?
So should I go to the teacher to communicate with the teacher, or find a teacher to administer justice?
Well...... None of them seem to work......
Speaking of which, after all, I left the textbook in the classroom and didn't take it home, so in the final analysis, I still have to blame myself for losing it. You can't blame all the mistakes on the bear children just because they are handy and brainless.
Lin Miao first reflected on herself, then raised her head and studied the list of students on duty today.
Anyway, when he left at noon, the contents of the drawer were still there.
So the person who can do this kind of thing is either a student on duty, or a bear child in another class or outside the school.
But then again, to be able to sweep the contents of the drawers so cleanly, if it was really someone from outside the schoolβcould it be Nima's scavengers who slipped in?
Lin Miao looked at the blackboard and read the names of the four little children from top to bottom.
"Wang Mengmeng. β
"Zhang Yaoyao. β
"Zhao Jiajia. β
"Xiao Yuyu. β
"Damn, post-60s parents are really uneducated, do you dare to give your child a name that is not in the form of ABB......," Lin Miao was spitting out, and the class bell rang.
This is a moral class, and there is no teacher in the third grade who specializes in this class, and all of them are explained by the head teacher Liu Xiuying.
But it's clear that there's nothing to talk about at all.
In a brainwashing class like this kind of patriotic education, the third-grade children haven't even figured out the basic concepts, and it's really washed in vain.
It is better to use it for Chinese classes and memorize a few more Tang and Song poems, which is more culturally and educational.
Liu Xiuying stepped on the bell to enter the door, and a little guy who was half a head taller than Lin Miao followed behind her.
Zhang Yaoyao hurriedly put away the umbrella and hung it under the blackboard in a panic, but it didn't hang it and fell to the ground.
She let out an "ah" and turned to pick it up again.
Liu Xiuying thought that she was troublesome to come and go, so she picked up the umbrella first, and said to Zhang Yaoyao with a cold face: "Sit down, I only came here after class, I was already late, do you know?"
"Oh......" Zhang Yaoyao looked aggrieved and sat back beside Lin Miao.
As soon as he sat down, Lin Miao suddenly raised his hand and said loudly: "Teacher, someone threw away all my books, and all my textbooks and other things are gone!"
Liu Xiuying was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly asked, "What's the matter?"
Lin Miao simply talked about the situation, and Liu Xiuying was not calm on the spot.
The textbook was lost, but it was nothing, anyway, it didn't make much difference whether Lin Miao listened to the class now or not.
But the question is, God knows what happened to the exercise book that Principal Miao gave to Lin Miao in the morning, if Principal Miao investigates it, will he still do it as a class teacher?
"Who did it!?" Liu Xiuying was furious, and pointed the finger at the bear child in the class.
It seems that this case is really simple......
Everyone below didn't dare to say anything.
Lin Miao turned her head and stared at Zhang Yaoyao silently.
Zhang Yaoyao was a thief, and her heart immediately raced, and her face was congested.
The corners of Lin Miao's mouth curved, revealing a hehehehe.
"Teacher, I know who did it!" Lin Miao said loudly.
Zhang Yaoyao's body trembled obviously.
Liu Xiuying glared and asked, "Who is it?"
Lin Miao pointed at Zhang Yaoyao and replied loudly: "Zhang Yaoyao said she knew!"
"Zhang Yaoyao!" Liu Xiuying said viciously, "Say!Who did it?"
"Ah, I ......" Zhang Yaoyao was at a loss, nervous for a few seconds, her psychological defense line collapsed directly, and she lay on the table and cried bitterly.
"Teacher, don't scare her. Lin Miao patted Zhang Yaoyao's back, took out a pack of tissues prepared for the upper size, took out one and handed it over, and said loudly, "Cry, it's better to cry, but let's not delay the business, you can talk while crying." β
Liu Xiuying saw such a comforting person for the first time, the corners of her mouth twitched slightly, and she couldn't hold back her laughter.
Zhang Yaoyao raised her head, took the tissue with red eyes, and said with snot and tears: "I said, let them not throw it away, they don't listen to my ......"
"Who are they?" Lin Miao smiled and was very gentle.
Zhang Yaoyao hesitated for a moment and pointed to the list of students on duty on the blackboard.
Liu Xiuying exploded in an instant, holding the textbook of ideology and morality, like the son of an enemy, slammed it on the desk, made a loud bang, and shouted: "Wang Mengmeng! Zhao Jiajia! And Xiao Yuyu! All three of you stand up for me!"
The three bear children turned pale.
As soon as the two girls stood up, they began to wipe their tears with tears.
Xiao Yuyu was unwilling to be betrayed like this, so he loudly exposed it, and had to pull the traitor into the water, and said loudly: "Teacher Liu, Zhang Yaoyao did it with us!"
"No! I didn't, I didn't want to do it!" Zhang Yaoyao cried and defended.
"Good, good, I believe in you. Lin Miao responded indifferently, and said to Liu Xiuying, "Teacher Liu, give me a face, don't deal with this little cutie, you see that she is scared stupid." β
Little cutie......
Do you call your classmates that?
And they're two years older than you, okay!
Liu Xiuying nodded speechlessly, and agreed to Lin Miao's request.
Lin Miao continued to tease the children, looked at Zhang Yaoyao and said, "Little cutie, it's okay, come, laugh." β
Zhang Yaoyao, a little kid, couldn't bear this blow at all, so she immediately burst into tears and laughed, and accidentally sprayed half of Lin Miao's saliva.
"Damn, I really don't pay attention to hygiene......" Lin Miao was still very calm, took out a tissue to wipe his face, and asked casually, "Where did they throw my things?"
"In the trash. Zhang Yaoyao said.
At the back of the classroom, Zhu Linfeng, who was sitting alone next to the trash can, immediately shouted: "Teacher! The trash can is empty, and there is nothing in it!"
Xiao Yuyu dumped the garbage into the garbage heap outside. "Zhao Jiajia bravely became Traitor No. 2.
Liu Xiuying was almost angry, and glared at Xiao Yuyu through gritted teeth: "You go and pick up Lin Miao's things for me right now, as long as there is one missing, I will call your parents today!"
Xiao Yuyu stood still, looking at Zhao Jiajia, his eyes full of anger.
Syllable!
Liu Xiuying slapped the table and roared angrily: "You still dare to stare at others? You are still justified in the bad things you have done, right? Xiao Yuyu! You go and get the things back for me immediately, otherwise I won't have to go to class, I don't have a student like you!"
Xiao Yuyu reluctantly walked out, and when he stepped out of the classroom door, he glared at Lin Miao and Zhang Yaoyao.
Lin Miao couldn't help but shake her head.
This shit, congenital antisocial personality......
It's gone.
Xiao Yuyu braved the drizzle and rummaged through the garbage room outside the classroom for half an hour, and finally found Lin Miao's textbook or something.
But those that can't be found anymore don't matter if they are lost, the key is as long as the Olympiad workbook is still there.
In the first class in the afternoon, the third and sixth classes were not completed.
Liu Xiuying got Lin Miao's textbooks, ran to the toilet to get a basin of water, and helped him wipe them clean one by one.
Lin Miao followed Liu Xiuying to the office, stood next to her and gave her psychological construction: "Teacher, don't be angry, you can't do it." Whether a student's moral character is good or not has little to do with the school, mainly depends on the innate genes and family environment. Some people are born with the need to be shot, and some people come out of the mud without being stained, and the role that education can play is very limited. β
Liu Xiuying listened to Lin Miao's chatter in such a professional tone, and her anger quickly went down.
turned into an incomparable curiosity about Lin Miao.
She couldn't help but ask Lin Miao, "Where did you learn these words?"
Lin Miao said unashamedly: "Teacher, you'd better not ask, otherwise I made a list of books, but you found that you hadn't heard any of them, then we won't have a common language to speak in the future." Although I plan to graduate next year, after all, we will be together for another year, and I don't want you to feel ashamed and embarrassed every time you see me, which will seriously affect your career. β
Liu Xiuying was silent.
Xiao Yuyu just made her angry at most, but Lin Miao, this child, she really wanted to press him on her lap and slap his ass wildly......
After packing up Lin Miao's textbooks and stationery, Liu Xiuying returned to the classroom with him.
When I looked up, it was less than 5 minutes before the end of class.
was depressed about what to do in the last 5 minutes, Lin Miao suddenly became a demon again, took the initiative to walk to the podium, and said seriously: "I have a few words to say about today's matter. You may not understand these words, but I hope you can understand them as much as possible.
For those of you who threw my schoolbag in the trash today, I would like to first choose to forgive you for your mistakes.
This is just a small mistake, and it is inevitable that in the future you will surely make mistakes that are tens or even hundreds of times more serious than the consequences of this mistake. Because not everyone can always control their emotions, and it is impossible to always make the right choice.
The reason why you have made such a mistake is not for very bad purposes, you just want to see me unhappy. But at the same time, you are not receiving the corresponding benefits yourself. To put it simply, this is to harm others and not to oneself.
It is inherently stupid to harm others and not to benefit oneself.
But stupid things are not just done by stupid people. Even very smart people can do stupid things under the control of their emotions. However, the difference between a smart person and a stupid person is that a smart person will learn a lesson, but a stupid person will definitely write forever.
I don't expect my classmates to be smart, but I hope you don't at least become a pen.
Because not only will it be a shame on yourselves, but perhaps one day it will make me ashamed of you.
What I am most afraid of is that if one day I become a person with global influence, and some of you do something bad with your pen, then the headlines of the mainstream media around the world that day will read: So-and-so was arrested for intentional homicide, claiming to be Lin Miao's elementary school classmate.
Seriously, don't let me see that day.
I know that some of you have a problem with me, and I know that it is very difficult for you to express your emotions and ideas. So for today's incident, I feel like I'm also responsible.
I shouldn't distinguish you from me, even though I'm a genius and you're just a bunch of weaklings with a low level of education and an underdeveloped mind, but we live on the same campus now, and I think we should still be friends.
So now I'm going to count it, if you're willing to be my friend, please raise your hand. β
The bell rings for the end of class.
The class looked at each other.
Liu Xiuying roared: "Ask you what to say!"
Immediately brush it at the bottom and raise more than 50 hands.
More than 50 pairs of eyes stared directly at Lin Miao, and their eyes were full of various meanings, including worship.
Zhang Yaoyao's small mouth opened slightly, looking at the majestic table on the podium, a girl's heart couldn't help but tremble slightly.
I don't know how to describe it, butβ
Lin lacks water and pulls the sky and the earth, is it really good to pull the wind......
As for whether the "weak chicken" is boring or not, who cares?