I looked around, it was Erdan, and I smiled: "How can I perform in any show, I really can't do it!"

"Come on, I heard you sing that day, and you sang very well. Welcome, everyone!"

There is even a group of people who echo the voice, lest the world be chaotic, and Lin Ying Xiaolian is particularly troublesome.

"This friend, I saw through it and betrayed it, okay, I sang Don't regret it, you have nightmares at night, it has nothing to do with me. ”

I walked through the crowd, and it was just a tape recorder, the kind that put tape, and there was an accompaniment tape. I looked for the tape, and there was a song "Xiaowei" that was sung in the streets and alleys at that time, so I chose the one, cleared my throat, and sang:

There is a beautiful little girl

Her name is Xiaowei

She has gentle eyes

She quietly stole my heart

Xiaowei

You know how much I love you

I'm going to take you to the sky

Behold how beautiful the stars are

Pick one off and give it to you

......

After singing a song, the joy was thunderous, and then Lin Ying took the initiative to sing "A Cloud Made of Rain in the Wind". ......

The most shrill voice in the crowd was none other than the little living Buddha. Everyone applauded, he clapped his hands, and everyone laughed at him even more. Maybe this little living Buddha is choking enough on weekdays, and some people come crazy and make fun of it.

The little living Buddha has a little Tang costume today, but it is already crepe, and it is all muddy. The two worm-like snot flowed out continuously, and it was only on the gills that the little living Buddha attracted attention, and then he wiped it with the sleeves of the Tang costume in a chic manner, and the effect was surprisingly not very good. Spread evenly on the face, and repeat this, and the protruding part of the face is thickly coated, which is very eye-catching in the bright light.

Today, I unexpectedly didn't wear open crotch pants, and wore a small leather pants with fur. These little leather pants are not full-length pants, but they are up and down the knees. It was made by Jingxian and customized, and it was a weasel skin. Weasel is called a weasel here, and the weasel is good at eating chicken. The self-defense weapon is a fart, and the weasel fart is quite powerful, which can stun the invading enemy instantly.

Therefore, there is a witty saying among the people, the weasel is on the ground, and it is said that it can't let out a good fart.

The weasel skin is processed, and it is warm and comfortable to wear. This weasel was Jingxian went to the broken temple that day, and when he came back from the little living Buddha, he found that there was a weasel footprint, its footprints were relatively alternative, oval, walnut-shaped pairs, and the toes were thin and the claws were loose and even.

Jing Xian has a certain amount of research on this, and when he finds this kind of footprint, gently licking the snow dust on the footprints, and making it easy to warm up, it proves that the weasel has not long passed. Cold, hard and astringent, it means that the weasel has been walking for a long time.

Weasel prefers to live in dry coffins, mostly before the new grave has collapsed, or in the cracks between the coffin and the soil where the old grave has collapsed.

In front of frost and light snow, this thing is quite cunning, and if it can't catch it once, it will recognize the clip and have to think of another trick.

Jing Xian worked hard to catch the weasel, but he had time, and finally caught it and skinned it. Weasel is quite useful, and meat and oil can be used in medicine, so I won't mention it here.

The little living Buddha is wearing this little leather pants of weasel skin, and the more he looks at it, the more funny it becomes, and the more funny it is, everyone feels ridiculous. The little living Buddha is making a lot of noise below, and the little living Buddha is also entertaining himself while performing a show above.

Xiangyi was also squeezed on stage by people at this time, no way, the New Year, all happy. Xiangyi doesn't have any talent when he thinks about it. Everyone said that you have characteristics and specialties, and you can just perform it.

Xiangyi scratched his head and said: "My characteristic is that I have no characteristics, and I feel that these two legs are special!"

Everyone burst into laughter, and the laughing show was still going to be performed, Xiangyi was driven to the shelves with ducks, and said stubbornly: "That's it, I'll tell you a joke about my family." It's up to you to laugh or not, after dinner yesterday, Lin Yingniang and I were too lazy to wash the dishes, and I proposed: 'Why don't we guess the boxing? She shook her head and said, 'I don't play that, people don't know how to play that, and guessing boxing is so rude!'

I thought about it and proposed, 'Let's guess the coin!' With that, I pulled a coin out of my pocket. Suddenly, she said angrily: 'You dare to hide your money!! You will be punished for washing the dishes for three days. "Did everyone say she was cheating?"

As soon as Xiangyi's joke was finished, Yan Hong scolded below: "Don't act if you don't have a show, it's not a shame to shake out the little in your own family!"

Everyone laughed, Zhijie went up again, and used the local dialect to say a passage from the commentary "Humen Sells Tobacco". Zhijie above said Lin Zexu, and the Lin family below was also happy, and he must also be surnamed Lin.

The old man Qingxuan nodded and said: "Our surname Lin, it has been there since the Shang Dynasty, from Mrs. Bigan, Mrs. Bigan took the child to flee to the deep mountains and old forests, and King Wu of Zhou gave the child the surname Lin after destroying the Shang, and the name is Jian." Since then, the family surnamed Lin has really produced heroes such as Lin ....."

Everyone said that there were many capable people surnamed Lin, and Xiuqin men should also be attached, and then the conversation changed and said: "In the past, there were many capable people, and the body was also strong, and the book was not clean, did Zhang Fei hold the Zhangba snake spear? Do you think that the people of the past should behave like now? Like the half-disabled little deflated San, you said that you can pick up the Zhangba snake spear? Go to the house to pick the broom pimple!"

Everyone obviously heard that it was a sarcasm for the little living Buddha, and Jingxian next to him blushed and turned white and ugly for a while, and he couldn't bear to speak.

The Xiuqin man looked at it and said proudly: "Oh, I see that there are fewer and fewer celebrities now, and their abilities are getting smaller and smaller. Burlap bags, straw cloth bags, one generation (bag) is not as good as one (generation). ”

Jingxian couldn't hold back any longer, and went over to the Xiuqin man: "Who are you talking about, scolding people around the corner, something!"

"Who am I scolding for the New Year?, have you heard me scold?" argued the Xiuqin man.

"You're scolding! Your family is good, use an axe to chop yourself to death! That's the sin!" Jing Xian was anxious.

When the Xiuqin man heard Jing Xian's direct scolding, he didn't get angry: "I did a sin to produce this three-point elephant man and seven-point elephant ghost!

Jingxian was annoyed and angry, jumping up and down. When everyone saw it, they liked it very much for the New Year, but they started to do it because of idle chatter. Xiangyi hurried over and persuaded the two to leave. Jingxian dragged the little living Buddha and said, let's not look at it! Who wants to bully me, there is no way! After speaking, he let the little living Buddha leave.

Xiuqin saw that the man was causing trouble for the New Year, so she came over to complain and went home.

When everyone saw them leave, they didn't take it seriously, and noisy stumbling was also a common thing.

Everyone continued to play at the party, but the next day, everyone didn't expect it.