Chapter 14 Who the hell told you that you didn't understand the Fa
In the middle of the cell door was a small window about 30 centimeters wide and 12 centimeters high, through which the basin could be passed. The little black fat man squatted by the door and held the basin with his hand, muttering like a ballad in his mouth: "Grandpa Meng, you are good, give a few more spoonfuls of good food, Grandpa Meng, you scoop deeper, thick is more and less rare." ”
Lao Meng was amused by the little black fat man's smooth mouth, and grinned and said, "You little fat man's mouth is quite sweet, come on, come on, and give you another spoonful!" After saying that, he happily scooped a spoonful of vegetables from the big bucket and buckled it in the basin.
The little black fat man carefully put the basin containing the soup on the ground like a treasure, and stretched out another basin, Lao Meng counted the heads, took out a few plastic spoons from his pocket and put them in the basin together with the steamed buns.
Liu Xinghao thought it was some kind of delicacy, but when he stretched out his head to see it, it was just a pot of boiled cabbage with little water. But everyone standing on the side was like they hadn't eaten in eight lifetimes, their necks were stretched, and their eyes were all looking forward to the little black fat man being able to share a few more spoonfuls of vegetable soup in his bowl.
"Brother Li eats!" The little black fat man smiled flatteringly, and handed a bowl full of cabbage soup to the thin monkey, and a few lard residues that had been refined from the fat floated in his bowl luxuriously, which was the only meat in the dinner.
"Well, let's eat. The thin monkey and the little black fat man sat on the edge of the bed, picked up the soup bowl and swallowed the steamed buns.
Several others were squatting or sitting in the cramped passage and munching on their steamed buns, and the soup bowls they held in their hands were obviously much thicker and sparse.
Liu Xinghao picked up the steamed bun and pinched it, it was cold and hard like a stone, chewing it like sawdust in his mouth, but fortunately, he could barely swallow it with a mouthful of cabbage soup. He stared at the steamed buns and vegetable soup in his hand, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he became: "Obviously, I was still eating fat intestines and returning to the pot meat last night, who would have thought that this is a big steamed bun and cabbage soup today?
Seeing that Liu Xinghao didn't move after taking a bite, a prisoner wearing glasses next to him poked him with his elbow and whispered, "Eat as much as you want, otherwise you will be hungry in the second half of the night." ”
The thin monkey rolled his eyes and interjected: "Glasses! Leave him alone, he just came in because he was too hungry for a meal." ”
The glasses were scolded by him and shrunk their necks, and obediently squatted aside with their bowl of soup.
Liu Xinghao has not eaten water and rice since the morning, and his stomach has long been hungry, and he doesn't care if it is delicious or not at the moment, so he pours his rice bowl and steamed buns into his stomach.
In other words, this cabbage soup is really like brushing pot water, although the cabbage is cooked, not to mention the lack of oil and salt, the key is that the thick ones are all taken away by the little black fat man, and the vegetable soup alone is not full. Liu Xinghao took a look at the four steamed buns left in the steamed bun basin, and reached out to get them.
Seeing that he stretched out his hand and wanted to open his mouth to remind, the thin monkey had already opened his mouth and scolded: "There are no rules, you still think about the bowl when you eat it? Is this for you? This is reserved for the night watchman!"
Liu Xinghao was about to have a seizure when he was counted down, but his glasses quickly pulled him aside and explained softly: "In order to prevent prisoners from committing suicide and self-harm in the detention center, each prison must send people to watch four shifts at night, from half past nine to twelve, from twelve to two o'clock, from two to four o'clock, and from four to six o'clock, so that each person who keeps vigil can eat a steamed bun. ”
Liu Xinghao didn't know the Tao here, squatted aside with his glasses and listened to him talk about the unknown rules in the prison barn: "We sleep in this big bunk called 'board', and each prison in this detention center has its own boss, and the boss sleeps on the board by the door, also called the head board." The boss's right-hand man is the second board and the third board, these people can only sit on the board when they eat, and the others can only squat or sit on the ground to eat. ”
"Can't you imagine that there are classes in this detention center?" Liu Xinghao frowned, squinted at the thin monkey and the little black fat man sitting on the board, it was obvious that they were the first board and the second board in this prison barn. Suddenly, something came to mind, and he asked, "By the way, how can Lao Meng, who was cooking in our cart just now, be able to move outside the prison barn?"
The glasses eliminated the last mouthful of steamed buns in their hands, helped the glasses and said: "Lao Meng is 'labor', which is equivalent to a zero-hour worker in the detention center." Don't look at the fact that there are so many people in our detention center, there are not many prison guards, so some of the errands of delivering food and cleaning fall on the laborers, although it is hard, but the food and accommodation are more comfortable than ours. ”
"Comfortable fart, the same is sleeping on a hard board bed, can you still sleep Simmons when you are Lao Meng?" The thin monkey Xiao Lizi drank the last mouthful of soup in the bowl and patted his round belly, which was extremely incommensurate with his thin face.
"Uncle Meng can at least eat hot steamed buns, right?"
"This is true, the freshly steamed big white steamed bun is like a woman's chest, soft and noisy, you are reluctant to throw away when you catch it, and you want to stuff it into your mouth!" Xiao Lizi excitedly pinched the cold steamed bun in the basin, and his face instantly drooped. "It's like this cold and hard, like a stone egg. ”
Liu Xinghao couldn't help but be happy by what he said, and Lin Qianrou's towering and fair-skinned steamed bun immediately appeared in his mind, if he could really hold it in his hand and play with it, it would really be a great blessing in life.
"Brother Li, do you think I can do labor?" The little black fat man helped Xiao Li Zi brush the bowl with his hands and feet, and the others had almost eaten, and they were all waiting in line by the sink.
"I'm not going to see you. Servitude can only be performed if it is performed well and is about to be released from prison. Your case hasn't been decided yet, so stay up slowly. Xiao Lizi seemed to be eating a little bit, lying on the board on all fours looking for a comfortable position.
"Brother Li, I'm also a ghost, that day I was sleepy from the Internet café to the morning, I saw the soil next to me lying on the table asleep, Apple's latest mobile phone on the table, I put it in my pocket as soon as I got it, I wanted to say that God didn't know it, who knew that the surveillance of the Internet café was clear, and I was playing a game at night, and the police touched my back. The little black fat man told his story with a look of regret.
"You stupid fat man, why don't you have a camera now, and the latest mobile phone is worth four or five thousand, right? You have a large amount, and Dingge can sentence you to three years!"
The little black fat man was stunned with fright: "Three years? My mother! If I knew that the sentence was so long, I wouldn't have touched that dirty mobile phone!"
"This matter, it's not difficult! You have to ask your family to dredge up with the owner, as long as the owner doesn't pursue it, you can get out of this matter with a penalty. Xiao Lizi has the tone of an old man, although he is not very old, he is very familiar with the terms and conditions of the law.
"Brother Li, then you can help show me, how long can I be sentenced for my crime?" The glasses leaned over, squatted beside the bed and asked kindly.
"What's the matter with you?" Xiao Lizi stretched and squinted at his glasses.
"I set up a stall on the flyover and gave people copies of movies on their phones...... I was caught in. The glasses are staggered, and a pair of eyes are wandering, as if they are hiding something.
"Can you be caught copying a movie? What kind of movie? I'm afraid it's a little yellow movie, right?" the little black fat man jumped on the board and crossed his legs, smiling evilly.
"Hey, hey, just look at you, just know it yourself, and say it so clearly. The glasses were pierced through the old bottom, and he smiled embarrassedly.
"You're much more serious than a fat man!" Xiao Lizi pretended to be profound, paused and said: "You are called the crime of selling obscene materials, and you will be sentenced to three years!"
"Three years? Why did I just take five dollars from him and sentence me to three years?" Hearing this, the glasses sat on the ground, which was a serious consequence that he had not expected far from him, and his remorseful hands beat his head desperately.
"It's useless to regret it now!Who the hell told you that you don't understand the law!" Xiao Li Zi confidently dropped his glasses, completely forgetting that he was also the person in this cage. Liu Xinghao saw it in his eyes and shook his head silently, they all eat fat with their mouths, not to mention fat (don't say anyone).
After listening to the case analysis of the glasses, the little black fat man seemed to be still unsatisfied, and asked, "Brother Li, how did you get in?"
"I—I, why the hell did the car run out of gas and was dried in?" Xiao Lizi had a serious expression on his face, not joking at all. When he said this, the people in the warehouse all cast puzzled looks.
"What's the crime of running out of gas?" are you kidding us?" said the little black fat man.
"It's definitely not a crime to drive your own car without gas, who the hell told me to drive someone else's car!" Xiao Lizi straightened his waist and smiled, and opened the conversation. "I used to be an auto mechanic in a wealthy car dealership in Jiangzhou, and there were often BMW Mercedes-Benz Ferrari Porsche in our shop to maintain and repair something, and some owners threw their cars away and usually came to pick up the car the next day. I packed up the car during the day, and when the store closes at night, hehe! These cars are all my brother's toys!"
"So you sneaked it out?" the glasses seemed to have guessed the following.
"Then you have to drive out and have a few laps to have a good time! With our net worth, if you expect to buy a luxury car, you have to wait until the Year of the Monkey?" Xiao Lizi's excited eyes were full of brilliance, and the young man's desire for speed and passion was irrepressible. "That day, a newly launched Ferrari sports car came to the store for debugging and maintenance, the paralyzing V8 engine, more than 600 horsepower, 0 to 100 yards of acceleration in just three seconds! The limit speed can run to 325 yards! I was stunned to look at Lao Tzu's eyes! You said that if you don't try such a car, I'm afraid you won't have this blessing in the next life!"