At the entrance of the Ocean Star Hotel, three men and two women, their faces are more embarrassed than the other, and at first glance they look like a large collection of weather forecast mascots on TV stations.

The long-haired young man on the far left, at first glance, looks like a great drought, it is estimated that it has not rained for three years, there is little hope, the crops have failed, and he may die of dehydration at any time.

The second boy with a caliper has a gloomy face, and he is the kind of person who has not seen the sun for more than half a month, and if it is cloudy, he will go out at night like an invisible person.

The third head is like a fog, with visibility of only 20 centimeters, and you can never see through this layer of fog to see what's inside.

The fourth is a stunning beauty, tall and tall, rejecting people from thousands of miles away with a cold appearance, like frost. Of course, this is not always the case, but only for a special person.

The shorter little beauty on the far right looks like a thunderstorm, at least a Category 12 hurricane, but she doesn't have the eye of the storm, and she dies next to it.

"Liu Chenming, this is the trip you arranged?" Tao Tianxin shouted.

Everyone collectively looked to the left, and Liu Chenming, who was on the far left, drooped his head and said nothing, as if he had just been sentenced to a prisoner who was about to be taken to prison.

"What should I do now? It's hard to find a place to live in Hainan now. The second gloomy face, Wang Haojun, looked loveless.

"Actually, I can dig a hole in the mountain and it's definitely cool. Lu Ping was telling the truth, for him, opening a mountain and cultivating a room was just a casual thing.

"Mr. Lu, forget it, there are a lot of snakes in Hainan, and mosquitoes, insects, rats and ants are not comparable to ours. Even though Lan Lan, who was like an iceberg, said that these little animals that girls were afraid of, she still maintained a calm face, in fact, she just tried to keep it as much as possible.

"Liu Chenming, you look at it, if you don't find a decent place, my aunt and grandmother will fly back today. "Obviously, the thunderstorm is going to the great drought, so it is impossible for the three of them to enjoy the treatment of rain and dew, and the dry season is expected to ease as soon as possible.

Liu Chenming suddenly remembered someone, and reached out and took out a crumpled business card, with three rows of characters written on it.

Top left: On-call Service Vehicles Co., Ltd.

Middle: Chairman Wu Quan

Lower right corner: phone 186XXXXXXXX, same number on WeChat.

On the back is the service content: pick-up and drop-off plane, pick-up and drop-off train, pick-up and drop-off car, pick-up and drop-off ship, pick-up and drop-off for the elderly, pick-up and drop-off for children, chartered tours, sending and receiving express delivery, sending and receiving gifts, running errands, taking driver's license exams, finding hotel accommodation, finding special services, and special requests for interviews.

Liu Chenming dialed Chairman Wu's phone with the decadent mood of being a dead horse and a live horse doctor, and the call was answered almost instantly.

"Hello, Mosimosi, Savadica, Ani Aseyo, Jump, Oh, Bolivette. ”

"Your uncle, talk well!" Originally, Liu Chenming was furious, but a string of words that he had heard and seemed to have never heard came out of the phone, in short, he didn't react for a while, and he didn't understand a word.

"Oh, compatite, what's wrong? buddy. Immediately came from the phone, an authentic Northeast accent.

Liu Chenming only felt that his brain was sweating, and the last bit of water was about to be squeezed dry, and he suddenly felt that calling this calf would not be a wrong choice.

"Use the car!"

"Okay, what's the matter?"

"Speaking Mandarin, is it okay to speak Mandarin?" Liu Chenming began to roar, but anyone could hear that he was short of water and his throat was smoking.

"Okay, meet all the requirements of customers. Where?"

"Ocean Star Hotel. ”

Half an hour later, the seven-seater business stopped exactly at the door of the Ocean Star Hotel.

"Oh, buddy, it's you again, what's wrong?" Chairman Wu Quan greeted warmly.

Liu Chenming walked over, half-leaned on the car door, and said weakly: "Brother, you did it on purpose, on purpose, right? You have been in this business for so many years, you can't see it?"

"Yo!" Wu Quan sneered and almost laughed out loud, in order to show his enthusiasm, he specially raised his voice by three octaves: "Come on, buddy, please be good, let's go." ”

"Mandarin, Mandarin, don't talk about Beijing films. "It is said that people who have been short of water for a long time are in Liu Chenming's state, no matter what they meet, it is like meeting an enemy, what they catch, what they bite, and their brains are always in first-level combat readiness.

In the car, there were songs in the local Hakka dialect, and everyone couldn't understand a word.

"Don't worry, buddy, I'll leave the place to live, but now in this situation, the house prices are ridiculously high, don't worry, the landlord is very familiar with me, I'll tell her about it, it will be cheaper." ”

After about 40 minutes of driving, the car stopped in front of a dilapidated old apartment building, and just looking at the walls, it felt like it was from the last century.

Black wires fly all over the sky, cleverly interspersed with each building like a spider's web, and it's hard to imagine how the circuit maintenance staff here recorded the purpose of each wire here.

Under every window, there are always all kinds of colorful clothes. A big undershirt with a Snoopy head, boxer briefs with Pikachu, blue socks with Doraemon on them, and the Bulls' No. 23 jersey...... There is also a row of big quilts, what do Hainan people want big quilts for?

"Oh-" Wu Quan pulled a long tone, and then said: "Don't look at the outside, the environment inside is still good, after all, we can live comfortably, what we see is not important, it is not important." ”

The five men followed Wu Quan into one of the apartments in disbelief.

There was an old lady sitting in the window at the door, her face had more wrinkles than the sackcloth of the garage, her eyes were squinted, as if she couldn't see anything, but she spoke definitely crisp and loud, but it was useless, she spoke in dialect, and no one could understand it except Wu Quan.

After some arguments, Wu Quan seemed to have won the battle, and said to the tour group with honor: "Okay, five hundred a day." ”

When everyone heard it, the price was quite reasonable, after all, Hainan was the peak season in winter, and people from all over the country were crowded here, so everyone agreed.

Liu Chenming took out his mobile phone, scanned the payment QR code, entered 1,000 yuan, and was just about to pay, but was stopped by Wu Quan.

Liu Chenming looked at Wu Quan in wonder and asked, "What's wrong?"

Wu Quan shook his hand and said, "No, it's five hundred a day." ”

"What? one person is one five hundred, you are the one who is wronged, people are charged according to the room, there are five of us, just two rooms, you give me the whole charge per head, no, no, no, no, no, you don't bully honest people like this. Liu Chenming immediately stated his position.

"Dude, buddy, you listen to me, it's the peak season, I dare to guarantee, now there is no place for any hotel, that is, the rental rooms are full, this I still have to say that I want to come, is it possible that you just arrived today, and then take the plane back to can't be? ”

"Is it really so good?" Liu Chenming was a little flattered.

Wu Quan twisted Liu Chenming's chin, allowing him to look directly at Grandma's vicissitudes and weather-beaten face in the window.

"Look at it, how kind and kind, just like my own grandmother, a person in her seventies, do you think she can lie?"

Liu Chenming nodded, tired for a day, thinking that he could finally rest, he hurriedly scanned the code to pay, and everyone followed Grandma to the elevator with their bags.

Out of the elevator, there was a short flight of stairs, seeing Grandma swaying, Liu Chenming was really afraid that she would accidentally roll down again, and always stretched out his hands and was ready to rescue the driver at any time.

Finally arrived, just like Wu Quan described, this is really an independent bathroom, really an independent shower, and sure enough, it is a 360-degree panoramic natural skylight, which is simply a temporary shed built with color steel tiles on the roof, not even a wall, the wind blows, squeaks and trembles, as if it can collapse at any time.

Five folding beds are placed side by side outside, not to mention the bedding, not even a blanket.

The toilet is a toilet with a board partition, and it emits an unpleasant smell. Toilet paper was casually thrown in a stained plastic bag on the ground, and there was no desire to sit down at first glance.

The shower room is also separated, and the pipe that I don't know where to pull is connected to a rusty faucet, and there is a sign hanging on the valve of the boiling water, on which is crossed out with the standard cursive four words "five", "no hot water".