"Ah, I want this day, I can't cover my eyes anymore! I want this earth, I can't bury my heart anymore! I want this sky full of dark clouds, dissipate without a trace!"

In the Nine Clouds Palace, the Jade Emperor looked at the picture of the monkey being invincible among the countless heavenly soldiers in the live broadcast, and his face was pale.

"Bang! 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals were beaten like this by a monkey!" The anger that had accumulated for many years exploded, and the Jade Emperor could no longer maintain a stable state of mind.

Don't think he can't see it, Li Jing will forget it, this Nezha must really release water.

A master disciple who can open up with the god of war in the Heavenly Court 'Yang Jian', how could he be repelled by this demon monkey in thousands of moves.

Although this acting is very realistic, he just doesn't believe it, he just thinks that Nezha is playing him and wants to see his jokes.

There are always people who want to harm me!

Seeing that Li Jing had the intention of retreating, the Jade Emperor had no choice but to ask the general to tell him to wait for a while.

Then he looked at the hall: "All the immortals, this demon monkey is powerful, what countermeasures do you have?"

The immortals were divided into several small groups, and in addition to the prescribed official duties every day, they basically made a card in the morning, and then went back to talk nonsense in the virtual world.

Nezha is okay, some of them died in the tribulation, and the true spirit was on the god list, and there was basically no hope of progress.

That's a fart!

Under the leadership of all the immortals, the atmosphere of Heavenly Court became more and more diffuse.

Faced with the problem of the Jade Emperor, everyone looked at their noses and noses, and their noses looked at their hearts, and they were silent.

"If you don't answer the question, then I'll just name it! When the time comes, the majesty of Heaven will be swept away, and you will also score a pot. ”

The Jade Emperor simply broke the jar and broke: "Taibai, what do you think?"

Tai Bai Xing stroked his white beard: "According to the old minister, just after the tribulation, all the immortals are tired of fighting and killing, and peace is precious, or Zhao'an, right?"

The Jade Emperor looked stunned, he just went to Zhao'an as soon as he went down to heaven, don't I want to lose face?

Insert it and pull it out, as if it wasn't plugged in, is it possible?

"Thor, what do you mean?"

"I think what Tai Bai Xing said makes sense. ”

"Rain God?"

"I'm the same!"

The Jade Emperor took a deep breath and said elegantly and casually, "But there is no real shortage in Heavenly Court. ”

Tai Bai Xing smiled: "That's not simple, doesn't that monkey want to be a Monkey King? As long as he doesn't make trouble, our Heavenly Court will not lose face, and others will only think that my Heavenly Court is generous, and the demon monkey will admit defeat!"

A group of immortals were dumbfounded by Taibai's statement, and the others didn't say anything, which was shameless and they were willing to bow down.

Looking at Tai Bai Xing, the Jade Emperor suddenly remembered that at a certain moment, a saint personally transmitted a message to him, and his heart was full of thoughts, and he finally made up his mind.

Anyway, Heavenly Court has already been messed up, so let's mess up a little more, maybe I can fish in troubled waters.

"Then it's too troublesome, it's too white to run to the nether!"

"Weichen takes the order!"

......

Reality is often more dramatic than all.

The main live broadcast room of the Heavenly Court has been closed, and the heavens asked the father to open another live broadcast room.

"100,000 years old fans of Heavenly Court, live broadcast to teach to be monkeys!"

Seeing this monkey showing off his might, everyone was spraying heaven.

Three eyes: "That's it, that's it, it's too much! I'm okay with it, I'm going to lose anyway, I'm going to lose faster!"

The screen name was robbed: "No, no, no one thinks that Heavenly Court is very awesome!"

Chu Feng was mighty: "It's normal that you can't beat it, after all, the Tota Heavenly King is old, and he doesn't use his muscles and bones as his ability, and it's normal to lose!"

The screen name was robbed: "What about Nezha? Isn't it open with the God of War in the Heavenly Court?"

Chu Feng mightily: "Nezha is so young, so cute??" Besides, he's worked hard!"

The screen name was robbed: "But he lost!"

Chu Feng mightily: "Can you fight? You can do it, you can come! It will be sour here!"

The screen name was robbed: "You can't understand people's words, he is the god of war in the heavenly court, as the god of war, he is not good at fighting?"

Chu Feng mightily: "You can't beat that demon monkey, what qualifications do you have to say Nezha? Are you worthy? Nezha has worked very hard!"

......

Yi Bai explained the battle situation with a pseudo-Loli voice, and watched the mutual spraying in the live broadcast room, which was very happy.

It's been a long time since it's been this lively.

"Hey, everyone, look, this Monkey King is really powerful, a huge iron rod turned the world upside down, and even water overflowed. ”

Recite my pseudonym: "Ah, I didn't expect the heavens to call the father to be a Lori, the voice is so good, I'm going to die!"

"Ask... Detest... They're already adults!"

Three-eyed: "I'm done, you continue." ”

"Well, what happened? Heavenly Court Fang seems to have come down with a Superior Immortal, it should be reinforcements!"

"Therefore, to deal with the evil demons, there should be no need to talk about the morality of the rivers and lakes, and everyone should go together. Take the villain's path first, so that the villain has no way out!"

Recite my pseudonym: "...... Learned!"

"Look, it's time to announce the decree, this heavenly court likes to engage in these bells and whistles, if you want me to say just do it directly, it's all split legs, what kind of archway do you want to erect?"

"Hmm, I'm stupid!

After seeing Sun Wukong once again farts upside down in the heavens, the entire live broadcast room was silent.

Yi Bai pondered for a while, and said in a deep voice: "To be honest, I don't understand the operation of both Heavenly Court and Sun Wukong at all, let's look at the development later, today's live broadcast is here." ”

After closing the live broadcast, Yi Bai looked back at Nezha and Yang Jian, who were also stunned, and felt a little comforted.

"Knock, knock, knock, bell, bell..."

The drummer beats the drum, and the pawn beats the cymbal.

Nezha hurriedly stood up: "Father Shuai Mingjin collects the troops, I also have to go back!"

After Nezha stepped on the Hot Wheels and flew away quickly, Yang Jian showed a confused look for the first time: "Mo Yu, what do the Jade Emperor and Sun Wukong think?

Yi Bai was also a little confused, but of course this great opportunity to pretend to be forced could not be missed.

"Why, I still don't understand? The theme of these Three Realms is never the game between the big forces, but the art of compromise and struggle!"

"Don't look at what the Jade Emperor says now that he has the world in mind, benevolence and kindness, Sun Wukong doesn't care about his past suspicions, for the safety of the common people. ”

"It's not surprising that the two of them will turn their faces again in two days!"

"You, you're still too young, study hard, look good, sooner or later you can be as awesome as me, you know everything!"

Yang Jian: ......

I don't know if you're awesome, but I know you're absolutely awesome at bragging!

......

After the Monkey King incident, the Three Realms gradually quieted down again, and the only slightly lively thing may be that the demon clan of Dashang and the demon clan in other places began to break up, and they attacked hard in the virtual world all day long.

It's a battle of ideas.

A person who wants to become the protagonist of the world and occupy the luck resources of the whole world.

A man who completely hugged the thighs of human beings, safe and steady, and his wife and daughter were hot pits.

The two sides look down on each other and often fight on the Internet for no apparent reason.

But when you meet in reality, everyone thinks you don't see it, and it's not a good habit to fight!