Chapter 261 Several ducks lined up
Han Wen also took out his mobile phone, and everyone couldn't help laughing, so that Han Wen also turned off the phone in a hurry, and his face was red and white.
"Stinky boy, isn't it you?" Tong Xue couldn't laugh anymore, and didn't dare to say it out loud, she grabbed Wu Wei's hand and twisted it, and she also pursed her mouth and couldn't help laughing and said, "You turned on the machine just now?"
"No!" Wu Wei couldn't admit it, hehe smiled and whispered: "I'm afraid of falling and breaking, didn't you see it?"
"Don't lie, others aren't so bad!" Tong Xue covered her mouth and said, "If it weren't for you, what would you want his phone number for?"
"Even if it's me, then don't blame me?" Wu Wei knew that Tong Xue saw it, and he couldn't hide it, and whispered: "This ringtone is also a coincidence, who knows that he is this ringtone?"
Tong Xue couldn't laugh anymore when she saw Wu Wei admit it, lowered her head and barely couldn't hold back her laughter.
Tong Xue's mother also secretly laughed in the front row, but she didn't know that this was Wu Wei's ghost, but she couldn't laugh in her heart, this guy always had an accident?
The stage has been seated, and the first person also handed the manuscript to the middle-aged man, and it seems that the middle-aged man is the dean, so he said that it is nothing more than that the hospital has received the attention of the higher departments, and the higher departments are welcome to evaluate, and the next is to invite the dean to speak.
"Leaders, comrades!" The dean also officially began, and his tone was solemn and slow: "Good morning, everyone!"
This sentence made the audience laugh, this is the time to get off work, the sky is getting dark, and say good morning?
The dean didn't pay attention when he said it, but he also noticed it at this time, with an embarrassed face, he looked at the leaders of the higher-level departments, and they all laughed, they were all very generous, but this mistake was made by himself?
Wu Wei, Tong Xue, and Tong Xue's mother all knew that this manuscript was written in Korean, and they all looked at Hangul, and Hangul was also so frightened that they couldn't do it, and they were stunned, and they didn't know if it was written wrong.
"Our hospital has made some achievements in the past two years, and this is achieved with the efforts of all the medical staff in the hospital. The dean glared at Han Wen fiercely, then looked down at the manuscript and said, "Of course, the achievement of these achievements has nothing to do with the superior leaders······
Now the whole audience is stupid, not to mention that the supervision, guidance, and management role of the superior department is very large, even if it doesn't matter, you can't say that?
Several leaders on the stage laughed again, and they didn't expect to encounter so much excitement when they came to this hospital evaluation, these people are very qualified, so naturally they won't be angry, and they just feel a little funny in their hearts.
The dean was mad, and his face changed drastically to look at Han Wen's side, and he almost couldn't take it anymore.
Han Wen was so frightened that he was also covered with cold sweat, and he didn't know if it was his own clerical error, but the first one was also excusable, and it was usually written good morning, and the latter one was a little wrong, and it couldn't be said that it had nothing to do with the superior leader?
At this time, everyone in the audience couldn't hold back their laughter, and the dean on the stage also continued to talk angrily, and this fork in the road can be regarded as over.
Since there are no problems with all the work of the hospital, the evaluation will officially start tomorrow, and the draft is not too long, there are some small problems in the middle, and the dean is also an idea, and there is really no big joke.
"In the future, we will work harder!" the dean had already read the back: "Let us do all the work better under the leadership of the superior department and with the joint efforts of the medical staff of the whole hospital······
As soon as this sentence came out, everyone laughed, and the leaders on the stage couldn't laugh anymore, this was even more lively, the previous sentence and the latter sentence couldn't be connected at all, and this report was also interesting.
Tong Xue giggled, and pinched the back of Wu Wei's hand vigorously, and couldn't close her little mouth!
Tong Xue's mother laughed in front, and glanced back, even more laughing, it was originally a very formal occasion, which made it very lively.
The dean was also dumbfounded at this time, there were already some problems in the front, and he relaxed a little in the back, how do you know that there was a problem again! This manuscript was written in Hangul, and he glared at Hangul angrily.
Han Wen also looked dazed, knowing that he didn't write it himself, this was simply impossible! For a while, he couldn't figure out what was going on, looking at the dean's cold eyes, he was even more frightened and wiped the cold sweat on his head.
"The so-called clear sky and cranes row the clouds on the ······" Before he finished speaking, he couldn't remember the second half of this sentence, and he hated it to death, and his teeth were clenched together: "······ on the clouds."
At this time, everyone couldn't laugh anymore, couldn't they just read the ducks in front of them in a row?
The dean himself is a doctor, and he has nothing to say in terms of medical skills, so he can't remember this sentence, and he was stunned for a while, and he could only stare at Han Wen with hatred.
Han Wen was also frightened, he couldn't wait like this! There were so many leaders on the stage, and he shouted in a hurry: "Dean, when the cranes line the clouds in the clear sky, poetry will be drawn to the blue sky!"
"Cut your head?" The dean was also stunned, and said hatefully, "What did you write this?"
Now everyone couldn't laugh anymore, and the dean was so angry that he went straight to Han Wen's head!
"Lao Xia, don't read this sentence. A leader on the stage also couldn't stop laughing: "The results of our hospital are here, and everyone knows your medical skills, and they are all here, this sentence is nothing!
The dean was also helpless, and glared at Han Wen again angrily, although he remembered it, he couldn't say it again, but there was no more, this was the last sentence, the dean was stunned again, looked at the manuscript, and looked at the leader again, and then held back a sentence: "There is no more below!"
"No?" The leader was also dizzy with laughter, stunned for a moment and said with a smile: "Forget if you don't have it, it's not too early, today is just the first day, don't take up too much of everyone's time, it's all in this line, some of you came after surgery, you see?"
Dean Xia nodded, glared at Han Wen again, and said angrily, "The meeting is over!"
Now everyone burst into laughter, Tong Xue's mother and daughter couldn't laugh anymore, they had never had this kind of meeting before?
Several leaders on the stage also patted Dean Xia on the shoulder with laughter, and went down with a smile.
"Boy, are you still laughing?" Han Wen turned around and saw Wu Wei, and immediately understood, his eyes were blue with anger, and he said viciously: "It's you again!"
"Don't talk nonsense!" Wu Wei couldn't admit it alive or dead, and said with a smile: "What the hell am I doing? What does the matter of your hospital have to do with me? I'm here to pick up people, I'm leaving!"
"Boy, are you still pretending to be with me?" Han Wen gritted his teeth and said, "I went to the bathroom just now, and you were in the office at the time, not who are you? How could I write that kind of thing?"
"Who knows what you think?" Wu Wei also couldn't laugh anymore: "I'm not from your hospital, what does it have to do with me when you write a manuscript? I'm a pawn shop, I don't know how to read, and I haven't touched a computer, so you're looking for me?"
At this time, everyone was around, and some people even came late to see that this manuscript was written in Korean, otherwise the dean would not have scolded him.
This Korean also finds a person you don't know to reason, this person is also interesting, saying that you don't know words, it naturally has nothing to do with this person.
"Boy, you just pretend to be with me!" Han Wen was so angry that his whole body trembled: "You don't know how to read?"
"Yes!" Wu Wei also pretended: "I haven't gone to school for a day, I can't write my name, I have an engraved seal on my body, I will print it when it is useful, how can you rely on me?"
Now everyone couldn't laugh anymore, seeing that Wu Wei didn't look like a person who didn't know how to read, but people said that they had engraved seals, and they didn't know if it was true or fake.
"Director Han, you're really dying!" Wu Wei deliberately teased Han Wen: "You rely on me for the glorious title of Director of Laying Eggs, and you also rely on me to eat your friends' shoes for dinner, and you can rely on me for a meeting in your hospital! I won't come to your hospital again, Xue'er, let's go!"
Tong Xue and Tong Xue's mother were already laughing at this time, Tong Xue was held by Wu Wei and walked out of the conference room, and Tong Xue's mother also came out after her.
Han Wen didn't watch a few people go, but he was so angry that his legs weakened, and he sat on the chair, leaving only his eyes to work, and he could only stare at Wu Wei's back with hatred and gasp.
"Stinky boy, did you change the draft?" Tong Xue giggled when she came out, grabbed Wu Wei's ear and asked, "I'm going to be angry with Han Wen!"
"Xiaoxue, don't always bully Wu Wei!" Tong Xue's mother looked at it and couldn't help it, and hurriedly said: "Wu Wei is still helping you solve the case, what about Hanwen's mobile phone, and it depends on Wu Wei?"
"Mom!" Tong Xue called out to her mother and bent over with a smile, and really let go of Wu Wei, and it took a long time to straighten up, giggling and saying: "That's really him, it's not him, I saw it, he turned on the machine, and then I asked you for the phone number in Korean!
"Get in the car and say!" Tong Xue's mother also understood, no wonder she asked for her Korean phone number, she couldn't laugh anymore, seeing that there were still people in the hospital, she hurriedly said: "It's not good to be heard by everyone." ”
Tong Xue laughed so hard that her legs were gone, and the three of them finally got into the car.
"Wu Wei, did you turn on the phone?" Tong Xue's mother also asked with a smile: "Then do you know how to read?"
"Mom, just listen to his nonsense!" Tong Xue couldn't laugh even more, and said while starting the car: "Why doesn't he know words? Qin Liuye also taught him to identify, if he doesn't know a word, what kind of appraisal will he teach? Teach him to know the upper, middle and lower levels!"
"I didn't engrave the seal!" Wu Wei also laughed: "It's just to tease him, how come he also graduated from college, after so many years of studying, he can't know a word?"