After the Mid-Autumn Festival, the north of China is bleak and bleak everywhere, the mountain on the left is tortuous and long, the water on the right is a small and narrow estuary, take a leaf flat boat, you can gather to the wide place of the river in a moment.

Yesterday's wine had just dissipated, and the blood became lukewarm with the cold wind. I don't know if the days to come are good or bad, Li Kang's heart vaguely feels that the leisure that belongs to him has been broken by some inexplicable force in fate, not so much that he chose to "return", but that all this chose him.

He looked back, this moment was the most beautiful time in the golden autumn, and he couldn't help but feel a little sad when he thought of his three years on the island.

The cries of the autumn cicadas in the woods on both sides were desolate and urgent, which made him think of Liu Yong's "Yulin Bell" at once:

"The cicada is poignant, the long pavilion is late, and the showers are at the beginning of the break. The capital tent has no clue, nostalgia, and Lan Zhou urges. Holding hands and looking at each other's teary eyes, they were speechless and choked. Thinking of going, thousands of miles of smoke waves, twilight is heavy and the sky is wide. Affectionate parting since ancient times, even more so Kan, snubbing the Qingqiu Festival! Where to wake up tonight? This past year should be a good day and a good time. Even though there are a thousand kinds of styles, who can you tell them about?"

"Yo. Hey, kid. You have this kind of leisure and elegance!" A sharp voice sounded, startling Li Kang, who turned out to be at the stern of the ship, unknowingly showing his weapon!

"Old man...," Li Kang asked in horror.

"What an old man, I've been waiting here for a long time!" As soon as the captain raised his hand, he removed the hat, revealing his head, like a "kappa". Under the hideous and distorted facial features, the hideous and rough skin actually looks like fish scales!

"Are you?!"

"What is it, if it is to be your ancestor!" said the fish-scale monster in an awkward tongue that did not look like it.

"Oh, hehe. Li Kang only reacted at this time, the other party looked like a fish spirit monster! Master had told him some things about the demon clan when he was on the island, if you look at it only by its appearance and the blades used, this is at most a monster at the level of shrimp soldiers and crab generals.

"If you want me to say that my lieutenant is a donkey dung, I actually sent me such an accusation, and actually let me 'step on the plate' here, but after waiting for a long time, it was you bastard donkey ball ball, I see that you are not fully developed when you were a child, ugly I want to vomit, hurry up, kowtow to grandpa three heads, I consider leaving you a whole corpse!" said the scale monster and lifted the triangular fork in his hand.

Li Kang thought to himself that although this monster is aesthetically reversed, he is also willing to take advantage of others ethically, which is not simple! Just when Li Kang felt very happy in his heart, he saw that the monster actually lifted a fork that emitted smell and mud, Li Kang's heart suddenly thought of the dung fork, and the stomach was originally nauseous after excessive drinking, and now when he saw this fish scale face and this dung fork, he didn't hold back and spit it out, but Li Kang thought about it again, anyway, this thing is also holding back to fight with himself, and it is not appropriate to spit out people's faces, and when he is in trouble, he didn't expect the fish scale monster to open his mouth and speak first.

"I said you bastard donkey Qiuqiu, I'm afraid, kowtow to Ye three times. The fish-scaled monster saw Li Kang's face change color, thinking that he was on the other side, the corners of his mouth grinned, and two big green teeth were outside his mouth.

"I'll you!"

"Ahh

Originally, this Li Kang was also a famous teacher, and he had to say hello when he fought with others, at least he had to ask the reason before he started, and he didn't want to fight in such an unclear fight. But I couldn't help but the thing in front of me was too disgusting! I really didn't hold back, so I pushed it forward, and I didn't use any force, but this palm made the fish scale monster grin and spit out sour water.

"Dare to beat Lao Tzu with garbage like you, and when the time comes, Lao Tzu will not spare you if you drill Lao Tzu's crotch. "This ichthy monster is the first time to go on a business trip to the human world, and the boss who came specially sent a portrait of the list of masters in the Jiaodong area, but Li Kang is not on the list, and he is dressed plainly, in the mind of this ichthy monster, the various masters in the world are the most face-saving and the most particular about "pomp". This kind of young man dressed as an apprentice is probably just a little minion.

"Huh!" the scale monster dropped its front and back palms, and it was smashed with a fork.

The speed is very fast, but now in Li Kang's eyes, the opposite side is at most a slow-motion replay!

Li Kang pressed the sword in his hand, and secretly said in his heart: There is a way in heaven that you don't take, and there is no door to hell, you can vote for yourself. I'm holding back my stomach and have no place to, if you come to send me to death, you're welcome!

Push the blade, unsheath, swing in one go!

"Plop!" and the scale monster was cut into the water.

Li Kang still wanted to pursue, and the fish scale monster "gurgling" bubbled and sank to the bottom.

"Damn, this kid's cultivation is actually so high, fortunately, Lao Tzu didn't act rashly. ”

"Yes, big brother, if the four of us go together, we can't let the family 'stir-fry hot dishes in a hot pot - give a spoonful of stew'?"

"Yes, brother, looking at that kid's cultivation, how can he get the 'Sword Saint' level in the world, right?

"Shut up, shut up, shut up!" The turtle spirit that was pulling the fish scale monster in the water and falling rapidly frowned, looking at the few shrimp soldiers and crabs under his hand, chirping crookedly, and his face was green with anger.

made Li Kang on the ship feel dazzling.

It's disgusting enough to be a fish scale monster just now, and the noise under this water is so oozing that maybe something will pop up later!

"It's over, big brother, he seems to have taken it out..."

"What are you panicking about! , that's a spell!" The turtle spirit stretched his neck and looked at Li Kang, who was holding the charm and chanting words.

"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, send your uncle to the west sky!" Li Kang took out a talisman from his pocket, and was about to shake it down, and remembered that the Taoist priest in the TV series had to recite something, so he muttered two sentences casually, and his wrist shook down violently.

A thunderclap immediately thundered down in a clear sky after the rain!

"Damn, how did I get this spell out?!It's over...," Li Kang said dejectedly. When he was practicing on the island, he got the master's advice, and there was no difference between "physical cultivation" and "law cultivation" in this world, it was nothing more than one of the "acquired" stages of cultivating immortals, and in this way, he Li Kang also became the cultivation of the unattainable "dual cultivation of body and law" in the mouth of the secular world, although due to the "immortal rhyme" in his body can't give birth, his master didn't explain much to himself in spells, but the method of urging the spell has been learned, although the effect of the release is still very poor, but at the same time, some long-range attacks can save him a lot of time, such as the scene like now, and he can't go down - it's better to do those disgusting things without meeting, but when he made a mistake in this busy, this Li Kang actually took a small range of shock talisman into a heavenly thunder talisman with only one left! You must know that after this Yin-Yang Seal is lost, this last talisman is the only credential for copying the talisman.

And...... I didn't leave enough safety distance at all!

But as soon as he reacted, a thunderbolt followed.

"Bang!" There was a loud bang that resounded through the sky, and the boat of friendship overturned, and immediately shattered into several large planks.

"Hmm~" Li Kang first felt that he was hot, and that day Lei directly gave him a "scorched outside and tender inside", and the hair on his head was roasted into an explosive head! But before he could pant evenly, the soles of his feet shook violently, and the whole person fell into the water, and he was drinking water "crunch".

"Hahaha~" A burst of laughter like a silver bell sounded.

In the clear water, there was a raft coming at a high speed, a beautiful woman was stepping on the bamboo raft, Li Kang only saw the woman's high leather boots in a trance.

"Hahaha, Reservoir Dogs!" the woman laughed loudly.

“... ...”

"Report to the Minister!"

"Come in. ”

Somewhere thousands of miles away, a young man in uniform pushed the door open.

"Report to the minister, there are actually people in the Jiaodong realm who are urging the spell! We don't have the information yet!

"What is it like?" said a middle-aged man in a tunic with his elbows propped up on the table, trying to control the horror in his heart.

"Heavenly Thunder Curse!"

"What?!" the middle-aged man slapped the table and stood up, the teacup on the table trembling and shaking, unable to calm down for a long time.