Volume 1: The Witch's Upper Body Chapter 1: I, Chen, was treated as a house
"Ahh
When Chen Peng woke up from the nightmare, it was already 10 o'clock. The sun shines through the window, shining in a blinding light.
Today is Sunday, so there are no classes. When he got up, Chen Peng suddenly felt dizzy.
Last night, he spent his 20th birthday alone, sitting alone in bed and thinking about life. Suddenly, a meteor struck down the window, and he looked at it, and then he fainted......
"Rookie, your body is so weak!" A beautiful female voice drilled into Chen Peng's ears for no reason, scaring Chen Peng's chrysanthemum.
"Who?" Chen Peng looked around, not even under the bed, but in the rental house, there was not even a mosquito except himself.
"No need to look for it, alone in your body!" the voice sounded like it was in my ears and like it was in my heart.
If this were to be a normal person, he would be stupid, but Chen Peng didn't panic at all, he was a little empty recently, his work and rest were disordered and he didn't sleep well, and his auditory hallucinations were normal!
However, in the scene after that, Chen Peng couldn't believe that it was a hallucination, and saw a wisp of white mist floating out of his body, and the calendars, teacups, tables and chairs and other objects in the room began to shake, and a translucent girl floated in the air.
The girl's figure is so good that it is impressive, but a peerless appearance in the city is a little hazy, a long dress in ancient costumes, and three thousand strands of hair are fluttering wantonly behind her!
Chen Peng's eyes widened, and the depths of his eyes revealed deep disbelief, and then he swallowed with difficulty, and a thousand words were condensed into two words: "Ghost!"
didn't care about putting on shoes, Chen Peng jumped off the bed like a rabbit, ran to the door barefoot, and was just about to touch the doorknob with his hand, when he was suddenly pulled upside down by a huge force and flew back, slapping his butt on the bed board, crushing the bed to a creak!
Sitting on the bed, Chen Peng was stunned. Sister Female Ghost, what do you mean? And you have changed my posture! Are you going to face me Chen Someone?!
"Three things to tell you," the girl's illusory hair fluttered and fluttered, just like the actress in the movie turned on a blower, but there was no wind here, but Chen Peng's little heart seemed to have been ravaged by a gust of wind. ”
"Who would believe it!" Chen Peng thought to himself.
Yadu claimed to be lonely, and licked her face and said that she was not a ghost!
"Second, your body is alone. ”
Chen Pengdeng had a feeling of being seen through at a glance, and hurriedly said: "Wait, I believe it, I believe it, I don't say I don't believe it! The big guy has something to discuss!"
Since ancient times, any man who is asked by a female ghost has nothing more than two ends, one is to become a dried corpse, and the other is to die of exhaustion, in short, there is no escape from a dead word!
Of course, because he lives well, Ning Moumou, who surrendered to a female ghost as his wife, is not mentioned above. Although there have been classic cases of sling counterattacks, isn't there such a thing for thousands of years? From one side, it also reflects how rebellious the combat effectiveness of the female ghost is!
Although Chen Peng has never carried a gun on the battlefield, he is still self-aware of his own wretchedness, and besides, isn't all the about people and ghosts pulled out by Pu Songling......? Ahem, it's far away!
The conscience of heaven and earth, the person in front of him, whether in figure or appearance, is the best Chen Peng has ever seen in his mother's womb, but if Chen Peng wants to exchange his life for that spring night, he is still reluctant! Not to mention that there are still parents to raise at home, he is still a virgin!
Chen Peng's expression of disobedience is the same as that of the chaste martyr in the TV series when facing the devil.
The girl approached Chen Peng's nose, her delicate facial features reflected in Chen Peng's eyes, and her lips and teeth moved lightly, "Third, you are so cowardly!"
Chen Peng's mind popped up such a picture: in the bathroom, a charming young woman with half-flirtatious shoulders, a little monk chanting Amitabha, a giggle, and a gun to death...... The art style is weird and terrifying!
It's a witch......
The fragrant breeze blew on his face, Chen Peng's face turned red, and he really wanted to say that Lao Tzu had changed his mind! Isn't this a provocation and flirtation by Hongguoguo? Ya is playing with fire! However, the witch's next words were like a basin of cold water, and she was stunned to extinguish the small flame that had just risen in Chen Peng's abdomen!
"I wanted to make do with you, but you're a man,"
Hearing this, Chen Peng instantly petrified, and then showed a bitter expression that looked like a black man's question mark, thinking that she likes women!
The witch continued, "Moreover, your body is weak!"
Hearing this, Chen Peng felt that his male dignity had been greatly insulted, and he wanted to jump up and shout, "Why don't you let you go to heaven!" until the sentence "Lonely and disdainful" behind the witch finished speaking, Chen Peng immediately shut up.
It turned out that the two of them were not on the same channel at all, and it has to be said that it is a miracle that they can talk until now! Chen Peng also realized how unruly he felt about himself.
Since he was a child, Chen Peng has never thanked his parents for giving birth to him so weakly as he does now!
How could Chen Peng, who is holding Xianxia novels and chewing on them every day, not know?
Seizure is a professional term in Taoism, based on the great theory of borrowing the corpse to return the soul, simply put, it is the soul of the big man who has lost his body to occupy someone else's body and be reborn. It should be emphasized that this kind of big guy is generally very awesome, and his cultivation will not be lower than that of Yuanying, otherwise he would have lined up honestly to be reincarnated!
As for those second-class male protagonists who were hit by cars and killed, killed by people, killed by thunder, and stoned to death by money, they can jump all over the ground as soon as they open their eyes in a different world, and the novels are pure nonsense!
Well, Chen Peng felt that his thoughts were drifting a little far.
"That, if the big guy is fine, the window is over there, or will I help you open the door?" Chen Peng smiled on his face and pointed to the window and door, the meaning was obvious: Get out!
I can't look down on myself, that's how good it is! What are you waiting for? Get out of here! Woe to others! Leave you!
Thinking of this, Chen Peng laughed out loud very unkindly.
The witch looked at Chen Peng's eyes with interest, as if she had read something in his heart, "Lone only said that he didn't bother to give up, but he didn't say that he wanted to leave." ”
Chen Peng also passively looked at the witch's beautiful lilac eyes, of course he couldn't see anything, just followed the witch's words and asked her, "If you don't leave, do you want to live here?"
"Well, live here. The witch's answer was crisp.
"This room is very small, just a small bed, the two of us are squeezed, it's a little inappropriate......" Chen Peng said with a righteous face, the expression of putting himself in the shoes of others was even "moved" to cry, he talked about how bad this broken place is, just hope that Ya can dispel this terrible idea as soon as possible!
As a result, the ancestor's words frightened Chen Peng, "Lone didn't say that he wanted to live in this room, it was you who wanted to live alone!"
"Me?" Chen Peng pointed to his nose, and his heart suddenly had mixed feelings...... I'm a house!