Chapter 50 "Flying Bear" Two Fortune Telling
In the Emei Palace, between the smoke.
Inside the Bihua Gate, the head of the dormitory rests the seriously injured "little sister" Fan Lotus.
It was afternoon, and it was time to send her Xianyun to heal.
Bihua Zhenren, who was belated, sighed and straightened Fan Lotus, first feeding rice, and then feeding Xianyun.
"Master, he... Is he okay?" asked the frail Fan Lotus.
"Hey, okay. Bihua Zhenren sighed and thought: I didn't expect that stupid boy to be so popular with women, so many women worried about him. This is really similar to his father!
However, if he hadn't insisted on sending him outside Xiqi City in person, he wouldn't have rushed back in such a hurry.
This stupid boy has grown up after all!
“!@#¥%……”
Just when the master and apprentice were deeply involved in their respective memories, suddenly there was a lively and noisy outside.
No, it's not so much noisy as crying!
The crying sky is similar, and even the entire Emei Palace is crying and shaking.
For a while, the door of Bihua Gate was blocked with other disciples who came to see the excitement.
"Master~Master~ We can't live!" As soon as He Lin entered the door, he knelt on the ground, walked forward on his knees.
It's really hoarse and tearful!
"What's wrong?" Bihua Zhenren frowned and said unhappily.
Although she asked, her heart was like a mirror: these female apprentices of her were all stripped naked and tied up by Li Kang.
These disciples are on the mountain all the year round, their hearts are high, and they don't know that "a mountain is higher than a mountain", and someone needs to knock and knock it!
It's just that this Li Kang doesn't know when he actually hid such a big cultivation, he is really a genius!
"Master, Li Kang, Li Kang!" He Lin cried.
"What's wrong with him?" Bihua Zhenren said without changing his face, nodding secretly in his heart: Well, yes, sure enough...
"He colluded with Hua Chunniang and Jiang Yu'er who hung the door, actually, actually..."
"What is it? "What is it?" said Bihua Zhenren with a displeased face.
"Oh, Master, Master, I don't have a face, it's all because I didn't protect my sister, I should die!" Leng Hongdie said with a sad face.
"Li Kang, they tied us up with clothes, and they attracted bandits, and defiled the junior sisters!" He Lin said with a sob.
"Fortunately, Senior Sister He Lin and I were tied under the bed, otherwise, we would both have lost our lives to thieves!" Leng Hongdie hurriedly added.
"What?!What are you talking about?!" Bihua Zhenren heard this, and only felt that his brain was buzzing.
All this was too much for her to expect!
Defile?!
Lost?!
No matter how bad this Kang'er is, it won't be like this!
"Lost to the robbers! Your old man wants to call the shots for us!" the disciples immediately burst into tears.
"You, what you said is true?!" Bihua Zhenren felt that his throat was sweet, and a mouthful of old blood was about to spurt out.
"Hurry up, hurry up, help me out!"
"Master, Master, don't scare us!"
When the disciples saw that the master had fainted, they hurriedly stepped forward to soothe their chests, patted their backs, and waited for the old one to pour this breath up!
"Hey~~~ You guys, what you said is true?!" Bihua Zhenren still asked without giving up.
"A woman is chaste, how can she be a joke?!" Leng Hongdie said sadly.
"Oh! It's all to blame that Jiang Yu'er and Hua Chunniang for bringing Kang'er and humiliating my teacher!
It's annoying!" Bihua said through gritted teeth.
Everyone who listened was stunned.
What?!Li Kang was taken bad by others?!
How dare you say it!
Who doesn't know this Li Kang? If you don't eat, drink, prostitute and gamble one day, you will definitely kill people and set fire!
"This... Master......"Leng Hongdie was suddenly a little confused.
"Pass on my teacher's order, if you meet these three people, you will go all out to arrest them! Take Jiang Yu'er and Hua Chunniang can correct the Fa on the spot!" Bihua Zhenren said viciously, this time, she was really angry.
"Then, what about Li Kang?" He Lin asked cautiously.
"Well, he's very right, and he has to give an explanation to the suspension door. Therefore, you must live!" Bihua Zhenren continued to exert his talent for telling nonsense more righteous words than telling the truth!
"Especially the Hua Chunniang who deceived the teacher and destroyed the ancestors!
As soon as Bihua Zhenren's words fell, there was a burst of crying outside the door.
Everyone was stunned when they heard this, not for anything else, this voice was too familiar!
"Master~ You have to be the master of Chunniang, I can't live!" Hua Chunniang has been thorny all the way, but she has met her family, and tears dripped down her head and she fell into the arms of Bihua Zhenren.
In an instant, the faces of the people up and down the Bihua Gate turned pale.
"Hmm, Master, what's wrong with you?!" Hua Chunniang was not a fool no matter what she said, and now she smelled something wrong, and looked up at Bihua Zhenren with an innocent face.
I saw that Bihua real people condensed a fairy rhyme in the palm of their palms, and slapped it out with a fierce palm, and slapped the whole of Hua Chunniang out with one palm!
There is no mistake
"Come on, give me this slut who deceived the teacher and destroyed the ancestors, 'light the sky lantern!'" Bihua said with a blood-poured pupil.
"Master, I, what's wrong with me?!" Hua Chunniang asked with a painful expression as she vomited two mouthfuls of blood.
"You bitch, you still have the face to ask, okay, I'll let you die today! You colluded with that Li Kang to tie us up naked, and attracted bandits to defile us! This sin is enough to make you die ten times eight times!" Leng Hongdie said aggressively.
"This, this... I'm a victim, Master, listen to me, I didn't..."
"The whole crazy woman is crazy!come! Plug her mouth for me!" Bihua Zhenren saw that she was talking more and more carefully, and hurriedly picked up a shoe and smashed it on Hua Chunniang's forehead at once, only to smash her dizzy.
Taking advantage of this moment, someone immediately wiped her shoulders and put her back together, tied her with a "four-horse upside down hoove", and was about to be escorted to the execution ground immediately!
It's over, and now she can't speak clearly! But then again, with her current situation in the Shimen, I'm afraid she won't be able to stay even if she survives!
Li Kang, Li Kang, you're fucking ruining my mother!
Hua Chunniang's heart was full of thoughts, and her face was as white as white paper!
... ...
"Ahh
When Li Kang thought of this, his eyes suddenly lit up!
Not far away, there happened to be a hanging stall that had just been set up, and the flower on the guise was a yin and yang fish, and the word "flying bear" was written on it.
Well, I'll do the math!
"Sir, please!"
"What are you, little gentleman?"
"I've got to do the math of the passing years, and it's been a rough rough run lately. Li Kang replied honestly
So this "flies."
Bear: "The old gentleman began to flicker... Ah no, it's the art of yin and yang gossip.
After counting for a long time, the worse the complexion became, and the worse the complexion, the more kept calculating.
"Ouch, it's broken, it's broken, how can this be?" muttered the old fortune teller.
"What have you figured out? Come on, heh, didn't you come to you on a special trip?! Don't scare me!" Li Kang was a little trembling when he heard this.
"I, I, I, I've figured out my son is here!" the old gentleman said slowly after a long time.
"What son?" Li Kang was stunned for a moment, and said with a confused expression.
"You're a son!" said the old gentleman categorically!
"Well, whose son do you say I am!" Hearing this, Li Kang was a little relieved: Feelings are like an old mallet, why not!
"Ouch, little brother, the key is here, I said don't worry! You are everybody's son!" said the old gentleman bitterly.
"I'll give you another chance to organize the language!" Li Kang said coldly.
"Ouch, here's the problem. The hexagram shows that whoever you meet is your father, including me!" the old gentleman stroked Bai Huahua's beard, closing his eyes and brewing something.
"You're my dad?"
"That's right!"
"I'll you!" Li Kang couldn't hold back at that time, and completely lifted the fortune teller stall.
This Li Kang is not a good son and a daughter, and he immediately felt that the other party was blatantly playing with him!
"Ouch, it's negotiable, it's negotiable!
But Li Kang said viciously: "Hit you? The next time I meet you, I will set up a stall to tell the fortune, I don't care if I want to smash you, I will kill you alive!"
Leaving such a sentence, Li Kang walked away.
This old gentleman who is alone in the wind is dumbfounded!
"Yes, I have to smash this fortune-telling business again! Come on, I'll too, don't do it. I'd better go fishing in the suburbs! I don't care if I earn more or less, and I can feed myself! " The old gentleman "Flying Bear" shook his head helplessly, packed up his things, and went straight to the outskirts of Xiqi.
Li Kang, on the other hand, was angry and scolded in the city: "Fuck! Even a broken fortune teller scolds Lao Tzu with a change of law!"
This is always puffed up, and everything is bound to be wrong!
In this way, Li Kang stopped looking at the Tao when he walked!
After walking for two weeks, he happened to fall outside the door of a wide house, and an official who looked like a military general was getting off the sedan chair, but he was frightened by Li Kang, and he fell into the arms of the inside.
It would be easy to say that this was an unbalanced fall, but the military general was holding the hilt of the sword in his hand!
"You, you, what are you going to do? Do you want to kill me?" Li Kang looked at the other party and pulled out his waist knife angrily, and said with an embarrassed face.
"I, I, I... I...... I'll kill it!"
"Okay, okay, I just hit you, and you're going to kill me now, then I'll see who dies first!" As he spoke, Li Kang's palm suddenly shook and hit the general's chest.
With a sound of "coaxing", the military general flew out a few meters, directly smashed the big stone lion at the door, and lay on the ground dying.
"I, I, I... I, kill, kill, kill..."
"You still want to kill the fuck, it seems that you are really not afraid of death!" Li Kang said and picked up the other party's accessories on the ground, intending to give the other party a fatal blow!
And at this moment, the breath on the other side can be regarded as gasping:
"Why am I killing, killing, killing you?!"