Chapter 806: It's Hard to Be Funny

"Reverse, be careful, reverse, be careful!"

When the huge horn sounded in the room, Su Yan behaved the same as the others, first woke up, opened his eyes and looked at He Jiong in a daze, and then buried his head in the quilt, but it was completely useless, and the sound was even more harsh in the silent morning.

"Teacher He, you will be complained by the next-door neighbor!" Lao Hu shouted bitterly.

"The next-door neighbor can't hear, don't worry. ”

After a minute of noise playing, He Jiong finally left after making sure everyone was awake.

Su Yan yawned heavily, took the clothes on the side and put them on his body, his eyes narrowed into a line, if he could lie down again now, he would be able to fall asleep again in ten seconds.

Most of the members are the same, they ask about the morning weakly, and there are some things that many people can't get used to for a lifetime, such as getting up early.

opened the door and walked out, just as the formation came, which made Su Yan excited, and unconsciously saved his arms, and the others also walked out one after another and sat down in the courtyard.

He Jiong was in front of the small table, his face was not very good, he got up earlier than everyone else.

"Director Su, how did you sleep?"

Su Yan scratched his neck: "If you didn't come to bother, I think it should be good." ”

"Lao Hu, what about you?"

Hu Shuai was drinking water: "I heard someone talking in a dream, and there was a snoring sound, so it's not too good." ”

Swish!

Everyone looked at Xu Jinjiang.

"Uh, I was so tired yesterday, usually..."

"You usually snore, okay!"

Lao Xu's defense was not accepted, and the members sat there diss, but he didn't react, thinking that he had already heard too much and was directly immune.

"It's time for the audience's very popular word formation session, it's still the same, the member who didn't pass in the end is in charge of breakfast, he can choose a helper, and we'll start when it's ready. He Jiong struck the banqin in front of him.

In fact, Su Yan knew very well in his heart that even if he and Lao Hu passed, at least one of them would not be able to run away, and he would be selected as the breakfast leader, which could be regarded as preferential treatment for the guests, and he would appear more on the scene.

However, the other party probably thinks the same as himself, I don't want to appear on the camera, I want to go back to sleep.

"The first initial combination: yy. ”

Meaning, doubt, aunt, several words flashed in my mind in an instant, this word is not simple, Su Yan was distressed at the same time, and the others were also entangled, even the master Feng Shaofeng frowned.

The younger sister stood up first with a roll of her eyes, and everyone looked at her.

"Ouch, ouch!"

She touched her stomach and struggled forward, walked a few steps, looked up, and her face was happy.

"Hospital!"

"Ahh ”

Zifeng was not angry, and walked back with a smile.

Su Yan had a flash of inspiration and stood up.

Oh, everyone is looking forward to seeing Su Ying.

I saw him with a serious expression, his hands behind his back, and he took a few steps left and right to stand still.

"It's right to be the richest man, but first set a small goal that can be achieved... For example, earn it 100 million!"

"Ding-dong-ding-dong!"

"Poofhahahaha!"

“666666!”

"I'm okay!"

After the members were stunned for a moment, they all laughed, and everyone understood that he was imitating the small goal of the Wanda boss.

"Wait a minute!" Lao Hu suddenly shouted a pause: "I remember that the original words are 100 million, this..."

"Oh, yes!"

"No wonder it sounds awkward. ”

"That shouldn't be counted. ”

"Ding!" He Jiong struck the harp again.

"Don't bring it like that. Su Yan shouted aggrievedly: "Isn't it already over?"

"No, no, no, you changed your lines, but the idea is very good, keep it up, there must be no problem. "Teacher He obviously did it on purpose, for the sake of effect.

Su Yan naturally understood in his heart, pretended to be a little dissatisfied on his face, and sat back.

The man stood up!

The scene became quiet, as if suppressed by the other party's aura, and everyone was watching and looking forward to it, wondering what tricks the king of words would have.

Su Yan also watched with great interest as Feng Shaofeng walked to He Jiong's side, squatted directly, and put his elbows on his knees to move forward naturally, with a bit of a little hooligan temperament.

"Teacher He. He lowered his voice and covered his mouth with one hand, but everyone could still hear: "Have you heard?"

"What?" He Jiong also lowered his volume cooperatively.

"It's Cao Lu, she usually doesn't wash her hair at home for a week, she doesn't brush her teeth, she doesn't change her socks, she drinks and smokes every day... Rumors!"

"Ding Dong Ding Dong!" He Jiong laughed and struck the banqin vigorously.

"I'm fighting with you!" Cao Lu struggled to get up, and Lao Zhu on the side had already noticed that something was wrong and wanted to pull her: "I shouldn't have invited you to my house as a guest if I knew it." ”

"Huh!?"

"What's the situation?"

"Sister Lu invited Brother Shao Feng to be a guest at home? or alone?" Chen Feiyu added fuel and vinegar.

"You two..."

Everyone's jaws are going to drop.

Cao Lu rushed to Feng Shaofeng's side and pulled the other party's arm.

"You have no conscience, you sincerely invite you, and you hide it from your sister-in-law, but you directly announce it, how can I be good...... Rumors!"

After finishing speaking, she shouted two words directly at He Jiong.

"Ding-dong-ding-dong!"

He Jiong instantly understood, and directly passed, which was very good for the young lady, she was angry, and directly interpreted the rumors again, in her own way, the reaction was really fast enough.

"Bang bang bang!"

Both the members and the guests gave applause, this explosiveness is worthy of praise, Su Yan stretched out his hands and high-fived Cao Lu in celebration and gave a thumbs up.

"Okay, another word, J, H. "YY is originally a difficult word, the performance of the three people is good, it is difficult to break through in the future, He Jiong decisively switched.

Xu Jinjiang thought about it, and suddenly laughed to himself.

"What's the situation with Mr. Xu?" asked Feiyu curiously.

"It's okay, it's okay!" Lao Xu waved his hand and shook his head.

"I don't believe it, I must have some idea, right?"

Lao Xu hesitated for a few seconds and said something in Chen Feiyu's ear, the latter burst into laughter directly, and everyone else also probed.

"Don't say it!"

Seeing Feiyu open his mouth, Lao Xu was anxious.

"Teacher Xu wants to say that chrysanthemums are coming!"

"Uh..."

Everyone had different expressions, and they were all laughing.

Su Yan waved his hand: "This section is over, it must not be broadcast, there is no need to answer." ”

Zhu Jianjun pulled Cao Lu, and after whispering a few words, the two came to the middle.

"Wait, wait,

Cao Lu held Lao Zhu and walked forward step by step, with a solemn and solemn expression on his face.

"Get married!"

"Ding!" He Jiong vetoed without hesitation: "It's too ordinary, no creativity!"

Zhu Jianjun was not angry, anyway, it was not the first time he was stung.

Hu Shuai, who had been silent, made a move, he walked to the corner, turned his back, slapped his hands in his pockets a few times, and turned his head to look at the members.

"Cao Lu, Cao Lu. ”

"Huh!?" Sister Lu was talking with the people on the side, and raised her head inexplicably.

"Borrow fire. Lao Hu's right hand stretched out.

"Ding-dong, ding-dong. ”

He Jiong was very satisfied, Hu Shuai's performance was vivid, and the key was to pick up the stalk of the previous rumors, not to say that Cao Lu smoked, so he borrowed fire from her, perfect.

Su Yan was a little envious, scored, and after thinking about it, he pulled his sister over and discussed a few words in a whisper.

"Challenge!"

After saying that, the others turned their eyes to them again.

With her sister's expression on the side, she grabbed Su Yan's hair and walked forward: "Follow me, hurry up, you have to go if you say anything today." ”

"Eh, it's a TV series again. He Jiong already wanted to laugh, Su Yan was pulled by his hair, this was the first time he had seen it.

"Don't, don't, I'm not ready!"

Su Yan lay directly on the ground, resisting, wanting to break free of Zifeng's hands.

"No, you have to go with me. ”

"No! I'm not ready. He let out a scream: "Get married!"

"Ding-dong-ding-dong!"

"Yay!" the two hugged in celebration.

re-enacted Lao Zhu's failed words, and the performance was obviously more interesting.

"Director Su, Yun'er will watch the show. ”

"So you think so, Yun'er is probably going to be sad. ”

"Hey, I didn't expect you to be such a person. ”

Eh, why are you panicking all of a sudden?

Su Yan hurriedly faced the camera and made a scissor hand: "Help cut this paragraph, even if I didn't pass, daughter-in-law, I love you." ”

"Hahaha, it's okay to survive!"

After several rounds of competition, Chen Feiyu was defeated in the end, and he chose his predecessor Lao Hu as his partner to make breakfast for everyone.

Hu Shuai couldn't help it, he watched with envy as everyone went back to the room to make up for sleep, but Su Yan was afraid that he would regret it, so he immediately disappeared and hid.

"Director Su, you can go to bed and sleep for a while. Lao Zhu returned to his old position and said.

"Okay. Su Yan yawned: "I laughed too much, I guess I won't be able to sleep for a while." ”

Other people didn't bother to take off their clothes, so they directly covered the quilt and chatted casually, and then they entered their dreams.

In the haze, he felt that someone had already gotten up, but he was too sleepy, so he didn't care.

When I was woken up, I went out to see that not only was breakfast ready, but the lights I said last night had also been installed.

After asking, I found out that it was Feng Shaofeng who pulled Lao Zhu and the two of them to get up earlier.

After a fairly tasty breakfast, a group of people walked around the village again, and the filming ended.

After saying goodbye to the members and staff, Su Yan and Lao Hu got into the nanny car.

"Whew, it's okay, not too tired. ”

"Nonsense, you make up for it, of course you're not tired. Lao Hu was not angry, and put the chair back flat, ready to squint for a while.

"Don't!" Su Yan was in good spirits: "Let's talk, it's noon soon, why don't we go back after lunch?"

He returned what the other party had said yesterday morning.

"Don't eat, go back to the magic capital and say, I just want to sleep now. ”

"You're so boring, by the way, have you thought about participating in "Two Days and One Night"?"

"No, isn't it still early to start filming, and in three months, what's the hurry. Lao Hu closed his eyes.

"Well, you'll have to promise me I'll have to think hard!"

"Got it, step down!"

(Thanks to Azheng 128 big guy for 93 consecutive rewards, thanks to the flying dancer Lao Tie for the reward)

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