"Han Yaoyao, why are you late again! When did you go to work on time this week?" As expected, I was arrested for being late for four consecutive days, and I was arrested by the supervisor Liu again today.

"Look at it, I was fifteen minutes late on Monday and Tuesday, half an hour late on Wednesday and Thursday, and even more so today, I was directly an hour late!" Old man Liu yelled at me while tapping the attendance sheet in his hand with a pen.

Looking at the indignant old man Liu, he suddenly remembered a scene from an open-air movie he watched when he was a child: the uncle of the People's Liberation Army held up a gun and shouted to the villain who fell to the ground and begged for mercy: "I represent the people!" and then killed him with one shot. Thinking of this, I was glad that Old Man Liu was only a small department supervisor and did not have the power to fire employees casually. Otherwise, he would definitely shout like his uncle in the People's Liberation Army today: I represent the boss!

Seeing that his anger gradually subsided, I said cautiously: "Liu Tou'er, I'm sorry, I've been sleeping badly this week, and I've been bothered by being late, but I promise I really didn't mean to." I'll be sure to adjust well over the weekend to make sure it doesn't happen again. After speaking, he immediately put on a smile that he thought was very sincere, and stretched out his hand not to hit the smiling face, this move directly killed Old Man Liu's idea of refuting my fallacy.

"Hurry up and adjust, the company's business has been very busy recently, and you need to work hard, but if you are late for work, your bonus will definitely be deducted!" Old man Liu sighed and repeated what he had said four times before. Then he waved his hand and motioned for me to go back to work.

When I came out of the supervisor's office, my colleagues in the department looked at me with admiration, and it may seem to them that it is not unusual to be late for a day or two, but if I am late for a week in a row, it is time to bow and worship. Everyone knows that in this company, as long as you are late for three days a month, then you can only say goodbye to the bonus. In a flash, I just saw Zhao Lin smiling at me. That crazy girl came back so soon from a business trip?

Sitting at the desk, as soon as I boarded QQ, Zhao Lin sent me thumbs up expressions one after another, I couldn't help but smile wryly and shook my head, took a deep breath, and began to make a sales plan. As soon as the bell rang for getting off work at noon, Zhao Lin appeared in front of me like lightning. "Let's go, my dear, let's eat. As he spoke, he pulled me downstairs, without paying any attention to Liu Tou'er, who was standing at the door. When I passed by him, I peeked at him and found that Old Man Liu's nose was almost crooked. MyGod, even if you're late, you don't even work for a while at noon to show repentance, and you just go to eat as soon as the bell rings. Old man Liu must now regret that he didn't criticize me hard enough in the morning.

It is said that the thickness of a person's lips can indicate that this person usually talks a lot and does not talk much, I didn't believe it before, but since I came to this company and met Zhao Lin, I have completely believed it. With Zhao Lin, you will find that you are actually in a sparrow's nest, chirping non-stop. When I first came to this company, Zhao Lin was the first friend I knew, although I was not used to her loud voice at the beginning, but after a long time, I found that Zhao Lin was a very righteous and trustworthy friend, so we got closer and closer to become a dead friend.

"Hey, I'm talking to you on QQ, why don't you put me on it?"

"Please, boss, I just finished being scolded by the leader, if I am found talking about QQ during working hours again, isn't it a crime?"

"How did you do it? I was late for a week in a row, could it be that I wasn't there for the past two days, and I couldn't sleep at night?" After speaking, Zhao Lin immediately made an intoxicated look, which was disgusting and crazy.

"Come on, I think you're weird, you're happy all day long without my ears. ”

"Really?" Zhao Lin suddenly changed her tone, and stood in place with her head lowered like a frosted eggplant. I suddenly realized that I had said the wrong thing, and what Zhao Lin cared about most was that her friends said that she was too loud. A remark made by her fourteenth boyfriend when he broke up with her said to his thirteen exes: I can't stand living with a tweeter all day.

This made her sad, I accompanied her to the bar to borrow a drink to drown her sorrows, and after we settled the fifth glass of red wine, she agreed with me that she would not be allowed to mention her too much in the future, or she would break off her friendship with me.

Thinking of this, I hurriedly went up two stairs to her side, held her hand and said angrily: "Uncle is not here, the little woman doesn't think about tea, just wait for you to come back, uncle." ”

"Really?" Zhao Lin also changed his cool expression, and said in a rough voice: "Okay, I'll sleep with you tonight." As soon as he finished speaking, there was a sound of "dangchang" behind him, which startled the two of us.

Looking back, two girls were standing on it staring blankly at the two of us, probably frightened by our conversation, and one of them had dropped his cutlery to the ground. Zhao Lin reacted quickly, picked up chopsticks and spoons from the ground quickly, and stuffed the hand of the one who was opening his mouth and couldn't close it with a big grin, and then grabbed my hand and fled.

We scurried all the way from the thirteenth floor to the restaurant on the second floor, exhausted and panting. "Ouch, I'm tired, grandma's downstairs doesn't take the elevator and takes the stairs!" Zhao Lin complained to me while holding her stomach and panting.

"There won't be any in the future, as long as those two tell the big guy, there are two lesbians in the stairwell, who would dare to take the stairs. I gasped and teased. Seeing that there weren't many people in the restaurant, the two of us first found a place to sit down and rest for a while.

When the staff wrote the beef noodles on the "Today's Recipe", Zhao Lin stood up and rushed straight to the noodle stall, really admiring her good physical strength and being energetic all day long. I dragged my heavy legs and asked for a Yangzhou fried rice, found a window seat and sat down, and after a while, Zhao Lin also came over with a big bowl of beef noodles.

"Let me tell you, the life I have lived in Yunnan is really not a human life. Zhao Lin gobbled it up and said, "People over there only eat rice, and I'm going crazy with noodles." "I've been to the south once before, and Zhao Lin's words resonated with me.

"I feel that the rice in the south is quite soft..."Before I could finish speaking, Zhao Lin grabbed the conversation. "Yes, yes, it's not only soft but also sticky, just like paste. "I really envy you, no matter how you eat, you won't be fat, if I eat so much of you, I will definitely not dare to go out in the future." "I'm telling the truth, Zhao Lin's figure is indeed very good, I think the so-called fair lady is like this, but the premise is not to speak, as long as she speaks, nine out of ten gentlemen who want to be good will have to run away.

"My dear, you went to the southwestern border of the motherland, didn't you bring me some souvenirs back?"

"How could I forget you?" Zhao Lin took a sip of soup and pretended to be mysterious: "I'll talk about it after work in the evening." ”