0915 War without gunpowder
"Toot ~"
With the sound of a dull horn, the bandits of Three Rivers City hurriedly climbed up to the top of the city, only to look at the woods outside the city and on the mountain, one after another erected blood-red flags, each flag is fluttering in the wind, you can clearly see the big black characters on it - Heavenly King!
"The Heavenly King's army is coming, and the Immortal Heavenly King is coming to attack the city......"
A burst of wails resounded inside and outside the city of Three Rivers, and the defenders were all mournful, including the murderous outlaws, all of whom were pale, although people always said that the Immortal King was already angry, but when he came to him, they still couldn't suppress their fear, as if they had seen the strongest butcher's knife in the world.
"Let's surrender, the Heavenly King Army will not kill the prisoners, and it will definitely be better to join the Heavenly King Army than we are now......"
The frightened wails gradually turned into whispers, most of them began to make small calculations, and some people even sneaked away, after all, the emaciated camel is bigger than the horse, Xia Buer can't fight the living corpse, and can't fight their little bandits, beating them is as easy as beating their grandson.
"Get out of here, boss......"
A group of people swaggered to the gate of the city, carrying the banner of the king of heaven and being arrogant, headed by the hall master of Zhongyi Hall, this person has a square head and a square brain, tall and strong, but the stupid brain is not enough, and the rough appearance is similar to the stupid brother in the movie, this thing has a not very good nickname - Dasha!
"Squeak~"
The double-opened big iron gate of Sanhe City slowly opened, and Guo E walked out with a gloomy face, and there was a red demon queen with long hair fluttering beside him, exuding an indescribable demonic aura all over her body, and followed by a luxurious two-wheeled carriage, and a group of gunmen trotted to escort the carriage out.
Dasha immediately stepped forward and shouted, "Slow down! People can go over, and all weapons will be left!"
"You're the oldest, you say stay, stay......"
Guo E rushed over violently, but Dasha said proudly: "Grandpa is the imperial guard with a knife in front of the Heavenly King's Qinfeng, and before that, he was a thousand households in Jinyiwei, the boss of my family...... No, the safety of my king is up to me, and if you don't lay down your weapons, I'll go back!"
"You ......"
Guo E's eyes widened angrily, but the curtain of the carriage was lifted, and Zhuang Yinuo sat inside and said lightly: "Xiao Guo, let all the brothers go back, you and Hong'er can just go over, King Xia will not bully me as a little woman!"
"Alas~"
Guo E sighed and waved his hand, the accompanying guards had to turn around and run into the city, the red demon queen also replaced the coachman, Dasha immediately stepped forward and lifted the curtain of the carriage, and a man with glasses sat next to Zhuang Yinuo, he hehe Yile said: "Ye Sandao!
Ye Sandao closed his eyes and pretended to sleep and didn't speak, but Dasha still waved very responsibly, and several people immediately ran over with metal detectors, and probed the carriage and several people, and then made a safe gesture to Dasha, and the group swaggered back with the carriage.
The people and the carriage slowly disappeared behind the hill outside the city, Dasha personally carried a banner of the king of heaven, and came to the bamboo forest behind the mountain vividly, there was a green grass open space between the bamboo forests, and a few folding tables full of fruits were set up in the open space, Xia Buer and others drank tea and chatted at the table like an outing.
"Boss, both the male and female have brought them to you, and the weapons have been checked......"
Dasha began to shout loudly from afar, Xia Buer put down the teacup and couldn't cry or laugh, this dead skin pestered him for several days, and he kowtowed to him in front of everyone to worship the boss, after Xia Buer reluctantly agreed, this product also proclaimed the name of a guard with a sword in front of the emperor, so that people thought that he was going to ascend the throne and become the emperor.
"Donkey~"
The red demon queen pulled the carriage to the edge of the grass, Guo E stepped forward and lifted the curtain of the carriage, only to see Zhuang Yinuo and Ye Sandao sitting side by side in the carriage, but Zhuang Yinuo actually wore a red phoenix robe, and also wore a phoenix crown with a beaded curtain on his head, looking like a bride who was about to marry.
Chu Qin immediately stood up and mocked: "Ha~ Zhuang Yinuo, who do you want to remarry, everyone is a slave with three surnames, you are a third married broken shoe, no, no, no! You have not only married three times, the man who has been your husband can probably have a reinforcement company, right?"
"Hahaha......"
Everyone also burst into laughter, Ye Sandao sat next to him and hung his head and didn't speak, it was estimated that he was already embarrassed to go crazy, but Zhuang Yinuo sat in the car and said: "I did come to marry today, and I came with a rich dowry, only to ask the summer king to accept it or not?"
Xia Buer walked from behind the table to the carriage, frowned and said: "Zhuang Yinuo! Since the day you killed Huang Zhongzhen with your own hands, you and I have already broken off between you, I promised to meet you today, just for the sake of the people on both sides, if you are obsessed with it again, don't blame me for being unkind!"
"Xia Buer, when you said this, did you think about it, I have today all thanks to you......
Zhuang Yinuo said coldly: "I used to be a jealous and hateful policeman, if I didn't know you, I wouldn't have become a mutant, let alone Huang Zhongzhen's slave girl, he forced me to kill people and drink blood, and let me dance a striptease in the pile of dead people, and when you were in the limelight, did you ever think about how scared and helpless I was?"
Xia Buer said expressionlessly: "Is this the reason why you murdered your husband?"
"Isn't that enough? It was Huang Zhongzhen who forced me into a demon step by step......
Zhuang Yinuo said sharply through the bead curtain: "When he was at his most brilliant, he only treated me as a random toy, and I had to line up to please him, did he look at me at that time, did he think about marrying me, no! He didn't even want to give me a hug after he was happy!"
Zhuang Yinuo said hatefully: "In the end, his retribution came, his brothers and women avoided him like a plague, but I didn't have a choice, I was his dog, in order not to be killed by his enemies, I didn't wear underwear to find his former brother, creating the illusion that he still had a group of diehards to support him, if it wasn't for me, he would have died a long time ago!"
"But you're married, he's your husband......"
Xia Buer shouted, but Zhuang Yinuo's tears flowed out, and he shouted: "I didn't promise to marry him, when he announced that he was going to marry me, I didn't know at all, he ruined my life, even the marriage of my dreams was destroyed, and I wanted to die with him on the night of the wedding!"
"Puff~"
Zhuang Yinuo suddenly pushed Ye Sandao hard, Ye Sandao, who had been hanging his head and not speaking, actually fell out of the carriage with a crooked body, only to see that there was a blood hole in the back of his head, the blood had already scabbed, and he was obviously out of breath when he didn't move.
"Brother Dao......"
Guo E screamed in horror, and hurriedly rushed over and turned Ye Sandao over, the whole person was already dead, he immediately raised his head in shock and stammered: "Sister Nuo......! Are you crazy about this, his brother will play with you!"
"Hmph~ Ye Sandao's people will only look for us, not her......"
Chu Qin suddenly stepped forward and said angrily: "You poisonous widow is really vicious, you actually killed people and brought them to us, I know what the hell you wanted, you just want to force the second brother to marry you, otherwise Ye Sandao's people will start a full-scale war with us!"
"You're right......"
Zhuang Yinuo suddenly bent down and got out, standing on the foot of the carriage with a cold and arrogant face, the red demon queen, who had been silent, suddenly jumped down, and actually punched Guo E on the back of the head, Guo E fainted to the ground with a "poof", and was directly stepped on the back by the red demon queen, which stunned a group of people again.
"You actually helped her, Huang Zhongzhen is your benefactor......"
Chu Qin looked at him in disbelief, but the Red Demon Ji scolded angrily: "Fart! Huang Zhongzhen is the culprit who killed me, he pushed me into the laboratory with his own hands, making me a defective product that is not a human or a ghost, and in the end it was Sister Nuo who saved me, she is my savior, and I also have a share in Huang Zhongzhen's death!"
"Zhuang Yinuo! is it interesting......
Xia Buer looked at Zhuang Yinuo coldly, and Zhuang Yinuo immediately shouted: "Interesting! Huang Zhongzhen is my enemy, is it wrong for me to kill him, I was killed like this by you, but I have never hated you, because I love you, like you, I want to marry you in my dreams!"
Chu Qin immediately said: "Zhuang Yinuo, if you really love him, don't force him, you know how many men you have had a relationship with, the second brother can not care about your past, but you can't let him be laughed at, if you want to blame it, blame your life is not good!"
"What kind of good thing are you, haven't you been ridden by a man......"
Zhuang Yinuo roared like crazy: "Feng Momo, Li Rong and Tang Yu, none of them have been ridden by other men, why do I have to become a joke when it is my turn, I was still a virgin when I met Fuji, I only whispered in order to survive, am I wrong, I am just to survive, I am not a chicken!"
"The second brother is my first man and the only man......"
Chu Qin raised his head proudly, Zhuang Yinuo's breath stagnated instantly, but he laughed angrily: "No wonder you dare to laugh at me with confidence, a virgin is really amazing, but didn't you run away during the Armageddon, and I was driven away from the battlefield by Fuji, you can't compare to me at all!"
"Zhuang Yinuo ......"
Xia Buer frowned and wanted to speak, but Chu Qin quietly screwed him and said: "Actually, I don't want to fight with you for anything, it's all about Chen Sesame and rotten grain, the great era has passed, we should also turn the page, you can call me sister now, I will be a wife and a concubine in the future, so you are satisfied, right?"
"You Dream ......"
Zhuang Yinuo actually gritted his teeth and glared at her, and said in a cruel voice: "I can serve Li Rong, I can also serve Feng Momo, and I can even kneel down and call them sisters, but you Ma Siyu is the oldest, you were just a clown who knelt in front of me and slapped his ass, Xia Buer or he didn't marry me, if he wanted to marry me, he must be his wife!"
"Zhuang Yinuo, are you crazy, is it necessary for a title......
Xia Buer looked at her quite irritably, but Zhuang Yinuo shouted again: "This is not a title, this is a name that can be brought into the coffin, I can't be a member of your Xia family when I am born, but after I die, I must be a ghost of your Xia family, so that you will remember me in the next life!"
"I can give or take back the ......"
Xia Buer gradually became angry, but Zhuang Yinuo pointed to the outside of the mountain and said: "You can take it back, but you have to give it to me, otherwise you know the results of those people outside, they will kill corpses all over the field, now only if I go out and say that Guo E was bought by you, this war can be avoided, Lord Tianwang!"
"You madman......"
Xia Buer clenched his fists and gurgled, although he had the confidence to win the war, he didn't have so much time to consume, and he didn't want to make things worse for the human beings who were still breathing, but Zhuang Yinuo was like he was out of the way, glaring at him menacingly, leaving not even a trace of leeway.