The fat man's master is a 60-year-old Xuyi old man, specializing in Huaiyang cuisine, and I think the hotel spent a lot of money to dig it up back then.

Under normal circumstances, in order to avoid the occurrence of such a thing as starvation of the master to death by the apprentices, the master always has to keep a hand, but this master has not at all, on the one hand, because the fat man is indeed a good seedling.

The fat man has no distractions, learns seriously, can listen to anything, put as much salt as he wants, and slap the pot a few times, and absolutely does not cut corners, steal and play tricks.

On the other hand, because the fat man is simple-minded, there is no trick to play, let him beat one egg, he will never beat two eggs, let him put three taels of oil, and he will never use one more drop, and the master can rest assured.

Besides, when the master saw the retirement age, he taught such an apprentice, and his reputation in the future was also good.

Therefore, fools have their own foolish blessings.

The fat man was happy with everything.

However, He Zhou is not satisfied, in a small county town like theirs, a chef will only have a salary of three or four thousand yuan, which is almost the same in an ordinary family, but it is far from enough for a family like a fat man in a thin mud pit.

His plan was to pull the fat man when he got out of his eyebrows, and he was powerless in front of him.

Thinking about it, he pressed the cigarette butt down the tree and threw it into the trash, looking at the fat man who was five big and three thick, waiting for his answer.

The fat man's reaction was always half a beat slower than that of a normal person, and after hearing He Zhou's words, he scratched his head, and then said, "No problem." ”

Chu Dong ramped, "Let's go, let's go together." ”

took the lead into the Internet café, the fat man followed him with a big grin, and when he entered the door, he bent over and hooked his head to avoid being hit by the door frame.

The four children sat side by side, wearing headsets, one hand crackling on the keyboard, the other on the mouse, and screaming.

Chu Dongpo patted his shoulders one by one, hooked his fingers at them, and when they turned around, they saw the moving Roshan of fat people.

They wanted to scold, but the fat man's height of more than 1.9 meters and tonnage of more than 300 catties scared them to speak.

A child with studs on earrings said boldly, "Brother, what's wrong?"

Chu Dong ramped, "Come out, don't talk nonsense." ”

The four children ignored him, and looked straight at the expressionless fat man, and every time the horizontal flesh on the fat man's face shook, they were silent.

"Come out. The fat man pointed at them.

The four children looked at each other, then slowly moved their chairs, came out of it, shrunk their shoulders, drooped their heads, and followed the fat man out of the Internet café, and walked into a remote intersection, the more frightened they became, and the slower their steps became.

When turning into an intersection, Chu Dongpo impatiently pushed a child from behind, and the child was about to turn around and scold, but was pulled over by a child in front, and when he turned his head, he found that there were five or six people standing on the edge of a doorway in front of him, staring at them.

The fat man ran to He Zhou very proudly, as if he wanted to invite credit, He Zhou wanted to pat him on the shoulder, but unfortunately he couldn't reach it, so he could only pat his armpit and praise, "It's not ugly." ”

The fat man's mouth grinned behind his ears, and he was very happy.

Wang Dong, Chu Dongpo and others had already forced the four children into a corner, He Zhou walked over and said to the boy with studs, "You're the boss, aren't you?"

Chu Dong ramped, "It's this cub who spat in the morning." ”

"Brother, brother... We don't know..."The situation is weaker than people, and the boy with the earrings naturally has to be soft, and said with a smile, "My dad is a black child, you see his face, don't worry about me." ”

He Zhou had never heard of this person, and looked at Chu Dongpo, he was not afraid of provoking someone he couldn't afford to provoke, but he was afraid that he would hurt his face if he was a relative of the seventh aunt and eight aunts.

Chu Dong ramped, "What kind of amazing character should I be, transporting coal by the river, where did I get the confidence to make you five people and six people every day." ”

Seeing the other party's disdainful attitude, the child with the ear studs immediately put down his stalk neck with a flattering smile on his face.

Chu Dongpo turned his head and then whispered to He Zhou, "However, I really have some relatives with your family." ”

He Zhou showed a puzzled look.

Chu Dong ramped, "The black child belongs to your second aunt's uncle's family, and your second aunt is a cousin." ”

He Zhou sighed and said, "Hey, a few relatives can emerge from anywhere." ”

The county seat is very small, so small that a few people can be pulled up on the road at random, and they can always send out some relationship, such as the brother-in-law of the neighbor of the nephew of the fifth aunt, and the brother-in-law of the classmate of the seventh aunt.

He was no surprise for a long time.

Chu Dong ramps, "What to do?"

He Zhou said to a few children, "In this way, I won't beat you with my hands." ”

Several children were overjoyed.

Before they could thank them, they heard He Zhou continue, "You slap each other, and you have learned how to arrange and combine, that is, each person will receive three slaps in the face." Do you understand?"

The four children looked at each other, the sly look on their faces flashing, and they gave each other a 'you know' look.

Chu Dong ramped, "Don't be stunned, start early and finish early." ”

The boy with the studs turned around and said to the boy with the wax next to him, "Hold on, I'll do it." ”

In order to show that he was not fooling people, he put on a posture and was ready to attack, but when the slap landed on the other party's face in the end, it was very crisp and there was no muffled sound.

was about to beat the second child, but was pulled over by Chu Dongpo, Chu Dongpo said dissatisfiedly, "This is not a hit, foolish ghost, let me tell you, if you are not serious, it will be beaten until tomorrow morning, it will not be counted, it will be all in vain, you will accompany you if you like to consume." ”

The stud man had a ghost in his heart and didn't dare to argue, so he slapped the wax man again, the sound was quite loud, but the wax man didn't even move his neck.

"It's not hard, why do you use your strength?" He Zhou pointed to the fat man next to him and said, "Do you want him to give you a demonstration, can you feel the strength and heat?"

Looking at the fat man with arms thicker than his legs, the stud man was frightened, the slap was bigger than his face, and he could still stand it when he slapped it?

Therefore, he knew in his heart that it would be impossible not to be serious this time, and it was bound to satisfy them.

Gritting his teeth, stomping his feet, and a silent slap suddenly hit the waxed man's face.

The wax man didn't stand firmly, almost fell to the ground, covering his aching cheeks, with a look of disbelief, what about the brotherhood that he said?

The so-called brotherhood is paper-paste!

Full of resentment!

After the stud man finished beating, he didn't have time to care about his emotions, he just looked at He Zhou, Chu Dongpo and the others, hoping to get a positive look.

He Zhou said, "That's it, go on." ”

Receiving affirmation and encouragement, the stud man was overjoyed, and according to the strength just now, he slammed at the other two people in turn.

didn't know that his three little brothers had long been indignant.

Chu Dongpo said to the wax man, "Okay, you can do it, warn you, don't show favoritism, be fair and just." ”

The wax man couldn't wait for a long time, and he slapped the stud man in front of him, and the stud man sat on the ground one by one, wanting to scold, but looking at He Zhou and the others, he had to endure it.

The wax man slapped the other two boys in turn, but with much less force than he had done to the stud man and the stud man to them.

He Zhou and the others pretended not to see it.

This gives the wax man and others an illusion, the stud man is clearly deliberate, and this kid is usually very scathing!

Everyone took turns going up and put gravity on the stud man's thin cheeks.

The snot and tears of the stud man came out, and in the end, He Zhou looked a little unbearable, waved his hand and said, "Hit, bye-bye." ”

waved at the fat man and the others, turned around and left.

The fat man said excitedly, "They are fighting." ”

He Zhou turned around, and the four children were arguing loudly, obviously still thinking about who had the most strength just now.

He quipped, "That's human nature." ”

Coming out of the alley, Chu Dongpo beckoned everyone to enter the commissary, those who took cigarettes took cigarettes, and those who took drinks took drinks.

He Zhou poked the fat man with a foot poke, "Don't stand stupidly, go in and get me a bag of soft middle, you can buy a bottle of Coke yourself." ”

The fat man patted his shriveled pocket and said embarrassedly, "I didn't have any money, not a dime." ”

I was afraid that He Zhou would not be able to do it, so I turned out the bottom of my pocket and showed it to He Zhou.

He Zhou was amused by his stupidity, and pointed to Chu Dong's ramp, "See, there are people who pay, what do you want to eat, what do you want to drink, just go in and get it, do you know?"

Chu Dongpo also beckoned in the commissary, "The fat man can't come, and if he doesn't come, you won't have your share." ”

"It's coming, it's coming. The fat man happily shook his fat body and ran into the commissary, for which he almost hit the door frame.

After a while, a pack of cigarettes in one hand and an empty Coke bottle in the other, came out of it.

He Zhou took the cigarette and said angrily, "Drink less Coke, you want to lose weight, right? ”

The fat man said, "I'm losing weight." ”

He gestured with two fingers and said, "Now I only eat two bowls of rice at a time." ”

He Zhou rubbed his forehead helplessly, the fat man's two bowls are not ordinary people's two bowls, they are two big sea bowls, and now ordinary families don't use that kind of bowl.

"Do you want to go to work later?"

The fat man was still immersed in the delicious taste of Coke, and before he could say anything, he was accosted by Wang Dong of the front teeth.

The front teeth said, "He hasn't rested for half a month, what a fool, his so-called master is also a pit goods, and he is complicit with the hotel owner." I made an appointment with a few friends in their hotel at night, he was so stunned, you know, as soon as he saw me, he stopped doing work and talked around me, just said a few words, Chu Dongpo's phone came, he had to follow me, not let him come.

The owner of the hotel couldn't stop him, and he didn't dare to stop him for fear that he would make a mistake, so he let him follow me. ”

He Zhou said, "I said, fat man, you have two more days of rest, if the hotel owner dares to trouble you, you tell me, I will cut him." ”

The hotel was opened by one of Li Pei's cousins, and if it weren't for Li Pei's sake, he would definitely not want to bother with it.

Their family also has a lot of industries, which can be regarded as cross-field operations, but there are only a few restaurants and hotels, and most of the few are shareholdings, and they are mostly concentrated in places like the provincial capital and Pujiang, otherwise he would not let the fat man go to this kind of small restaurant to suffer from the nest.

Thinking about it back then, it is estimated that his wife didn't take it seriously, and mentioned it casually at Li Pei's wife, and then Duan Mei didn't take it seriously, so she found such an unreliable hotel.

The fat man just grinned and didn't say much.

Everyone didn't go far, and the barbecue stalls in the neighborhood were set up one after another, and they chose a stall they frequented, took wine and ordered, and sat down around after putting together the two tables.

Everyone came and went, and drank until about nine o'clock in the evening.

After drinking, He Zhou said to Chu Dong, "You put the car here, drink this bear, don't drive again." ”

Chu Dongpo hiccuped and said, "I still have this score, so let's go first." ”

Two taxis had already stopped at the front of the door, and everyone on the way got into a car.

Only the fat man was left alone holding the sheep bones and gnawing there, if it weren't for the fact that He Zhou was there, few people would treat him as a friend, because when everyone left just now, no one was willing to greet him.

He Zhou handed him a bottle of wine and said with a smile, "Every day in the back kitchen, you can't eat anything, it's so rare." ”

The fat man said, "The boss said that I was going to give him food and went bankrupt, but the master looked at me and didn't let me eat it." ”

While talking, I don't forget to take a bite.

He Zhou said, "Bring up the wine, let's take a sip, brother has time in the latest stage, say, what do you want to eat tomorrow, I invite you." ”

His cup had been raised, but the fat man was not sophisticated at all, and when he heard He Zhou say that he wanted to drink, he picked up the cup, but he didn't touch it, and poured it directly into his throat.

He Zhou could only drink by himself helplessly, and he didn't care at all, after all, he hadn't known him for a year or two, and the virtue of this product had long been understood.

The fat man finished a bottle of beer, patted his belly and said, "Okay, don't eat it." Let's go. ”

The fat man said that he would leave, not giving He Zhou any room to react at all, He Zhou hurriedly said, "Where are you going?"

The fat man pointed in the direction of the traffic light and said, "I'll go to school." ”

He Zhou said, "Why do you go to school in the middle of the night?

The fat man said seriously, "I don't have a hole in my brain." ”

He Zhou cried and laughed, "Then why are you going to school? Don't look at what time it is? Let's go, come with me, and go to sleep with me at night." ”

The fat man shook his head and said, "I went to pick up my sister from school and went to self-study." ”

He Zhou asked, "What grade is Qufu in? What are the classes you have in this summer?"

He had to convince the fat man's father's ability to come up with a name, trying to be lazy and save trouble, and directly appropriated the place name, his son is called Qu Yang, and his daughter is called Qu Fu, and the name still sounds good.

The fat man scratched his head with oily hands and said, "I don't know, I'll pick it up when I go home on Saturday night." ”

He Zhou thought for a while and said, "Then let's go together, I'll accompany you." ”

After walking for a while, he remembered and asked, "How many?"

The fat man said, "One middle." ”

He Zhou said angrily, "Hey, I really can't talk about you." ”

Hurriedly stopped a taxi at the intersection and pulled the fat man who was in a daze in, "Three or four miles away, it will take at least half an hour to walk, and when we arrive, your sister is probably impatient to wait." ”

The fat man hurriedly asked, "What then?"

He Zhou shook off his hand, "So let's take a taxi." ”

The fat man said, "I didn't bring any money." ”

The driver looked at the two people and was about to speak, but he heard He Zhou say that he had money, so he didn't speak.

The car stopped at the school gate, just in time for the students to get out of school, and they were walking out of the school gate in twos and threes.

He Zhou paid the fare, got out of the car, and looked inside the school.

There is only one building in the school that is lit, and there is no section of the street lamp, and the rest is completely dark, he can't even see the real figure, and said to Qu Yang, "You go inside to find your old sister, I'm waiting here." ”

Qu Yang didn't move, he raised his arms, standing like a javelin, and within a minute, a girl burst out of the pile of students, shouting as she ran, "This, this." ”

The fat man's sister Qufu, He Zhou has also known each other for many years, but he has always been treated as a little child, and he didn't pay attention to it, and then he went to college, and he didn't see it again.

With a slender figure and dark eyes, he definitely doesn't want to use the cheesy word 'beautiful' to describe it.

joked, "Dare to be tall, and have this advantage." ”

Qu Fu said, "You're just short, if you grow taller, you'll probably find out a long time ago." ”

He Zhou said, "It's not a small courage, even your brother dares to joke." ”

Qu Fu sniffed his nose and said with a smile, "You two have been drinking?"

She knew that her brother basically had no friends, and the only one who cared about her brother was He Zhou, so she was willing to call Brother Zhou to maintain friendship for her brother.

"Drink, three bottles, I drank alone. The fat man didn't interject, he was very anxious, and finally got the opportunity to answer at this moment, and he kept talking, "Chu Dongpo forced everyone to drink, He Zhou drank 8 bottles, the front teeth drank 11 bottles, Lao Kui drank 9 bottles, Chu Dongpo drank 6 bottles, and Zhang Long drank 12 bottles.."

"That Chu Dongpo is slippery. Qu Fu interrupted his brother's words in a timely manner, this kind of operation has long been familiar with driving.

The fat man nodded excitedly, "Yes, yes, Chu Dongpo is very ghostly." ”

After speaking in a daze, he took out a plastic bag from his arms and handed it to Qu Fudao, "For you." ”

Qu Fu opened the plastic bag and sniffed it, and said with a smile, "The truth about the leg of mutton." ”

He Zhou only then understood why the plate of sheep bones was eaten so quickly, it turned out that some of them had been hidden privately by this kid, but he didn't know when he hid them.

smiled and said, "Your brother really spoils you." ”

Qu Fu said proudly while gnawing, "Of course, you really think he's stupid." ”

The fat man pouted, "You're stupid." ”

"He's certainly not stupid. He Zhou said sincerely, he grew up with fat people since he was a child, and he knows him very well.

In order to obtain subsidies for the disabled, the fat man took the fat man to do the disability recognition a few years ago, and what made him embarrassed was that he didn't even have a fourth-level intellectual disability, so he couldn't say whether he was happy or sad.

ps: Cheekily said that it was the last two sentences, just two sentences, there is a year-end ceremony, and there is a starting point account trouble to help cast two booster cards, thank you...