When the three men got together, they either punched and drank, or bragged and fart, and one by one the chatterbox opened, and somehow it came to the topic of women.

In general, in addition to work, there is only this topic left for men to resonate.

The first to break the silence was Feng Xuechao, who couldn't sit still, and he changed his sitting position several times in a row, until he was satisfied, and then he mysteriously announced, "Hehe...... Let me tell you the good news, just tonight, I found my ideal. ”

"Hiccup!" Yi Jae-wook hiccuped, looking at him with some drunken eyes, "What kind of ideal? You are a family and plan to be a person who is not stained with dust, remember to inform me, I will definitely donate sesame oil money, thank the Buddha for taking you in." ”

Zu Anguo also chimed in, stepped forward and patted him on the shoulder, "Hahaha...... Okay, you little madman, you have finally seen through the red dust, brother, I am impatient to wait for this day. Congratulations, you will be a person from now on, and there will be no more worldly troubles. ”

"Puff ......" Feng Xue sprayed all over the sky with a sip of wine, and Zu Anguo couldn't dodge, so he was sprayed squarely.

"Hey, hey, hey...... Is it okay to have a bit of public morality? Are you dirty?" Zu Anguo ran to the bathroom to wash his face in disgust.

Feng Xue looked at him and walked out with a wet face, and said very resentfully: "Who told you to talk nonsense? Who said that I was going to become a monk? Are you all poisoned? Only monks are left in your mind?"

Yi Jae-wook pointed out the evidence in a good time, "Huh...... Who is muttering in our ears all day long, saying that the women in this world are filthy and unworthy of good matches, and it is better to become a monk than to live with such a person. ”

What Yi Zaixu said is not nonsense, the three of them are all studying at the same university, he and Zu Anguo are classmates, and Feng Xue is a junior brother because of his small interest.

At that time, the relationship between the three was not bad, and they often communicated and did things together, and they cultivated a deep relationship.

Zu Anguo is a cold character, usually not smiling, not good at talking, giving people the illusion of being dull and wooden.

However, once you drink alcohol, you will immediately change greatly, just like a love saint who has opened a hanging, and the rhetoric is easy to come by, especially demagoguery.

Once, the school organized their class and another class to go to a campsite in the suburbs to have a social activity. An unexpected encounter, he coaxed Banhua from another class away without much effort.

Since then, he has gotten rid of the days of being a single dog, and is the earliest one among all to have a family, his child is Zu Qinran, who has just passed his fifth birthday, and a little padded jacket that is as cute as a ghost elf.

On the other hand, Feng Xuechao is different, compared to these two people, he is actually not too outstanding. However, his shawl hair and decadent and uninhibited prodigal appearance will still attract the attention of many girls.

However, he is a bohemian and uninhibited young man with a soul that hangs the sky. For women, it has always been a dismissive attitude.

When everyone was in class, he would suddenly stand up and sing a rock song loudly, throwing the class off the rails, simply because a girl had picked her nose in front of him.

Such a miserable and inhumane side made him unbearable and didn't need to endure it anymore, and it broke out directly. Vent his frustration with the hottest music. This practice also made the teacher remember him deeply, and made him do a lot of extra tasks that he shouldn't have done, for example, he was originally a person who ate and waited for death, but he was honestly imposed on a lot of things, for example, a large part of the papers published by his teacher to xxx journals were from him.

He would also take out his erhu in the dead of night and pull out a tear-jerking tune, which would make everyone in a building lose sleep.

Of course, more time, the mantra he put on his lips was, "Is there a temple in Lingtai Fangcun Mountain?" I want to be a monk. What about Emei Qingfeng Ridge? It seems to be not bad? Where is it more suitable? Otherwise, I'll work harder and go for a walk!"

He is like a monk who recites scriptures, every morning, noon, and evening, he will talk to himself and answer himself. After listening to it a lot, everyone knew that he wanted to be a monk and was obsessed, and he was obsessed.

So much so that as soon as he opened his mouth, Yi Jae-wook directly burst out with such a sentence.

Feng Xue rolled her eyes angrily, "The surname is Yi, it's old leftovers, can we not take it out and fry it again?"

Yi Zaixu snorted and sneered: "Who was it that when he saw me yesterday morning, he still looked like a monk and played Zen with me. ”

He pinched his neck and spoke in Feng Xueran's somewhat clear voice, "This benefactor, I see that you are guilty of peach blossoms, be careful of the female disaster, or return with the poor monk, so as to ascend to Elysium early!"

Zu Anguo on the side was originally a little drowsy, but when he heard Yi Zaixu's words, he suddenly laughed and fell, "Hahaha...... Little madman, are you saving people, or are you cursing people to death? Are you a monk like this?"

"Go, go, go...... Don't make a fuss, what I'm going to say is not that you don't have to do with being a monk, it has nothing to do with this dime. ”

"Heh, believe you are a good ghost, can you still say any flowers in your mouth?" Yi Zaixu pursed his lips, took the wine glass and touched it with Zu Anguo, "Come on, come on, let's continue to drink, let him, a fake monk, continue to moan without illness!"

"Poof...... Brother, I have not been a monk for many years. Phew...... I never intended to be a monk, I had found my ideal, I fell in love with a flower, and I decided to dedicate myself to her. ”

He stood up impassionedly, a soldier who was about to go to battle, and made an oath from his heart at the swearing-in meeting.

The two of them looked at each other, then each patted him on the shoulder, patted him down, and stared at him with a posture of examining the prisoner.

"Are you tempted?

"You're actually enlightened? You didn't take the wrong medicine, did you? Where is the woman? What are you doing? How old are you? Do you have a history of love?"

"Where is the figure?"

"Is there a ......?"

Feng Xue was driven crazy by this long list of questions, is this a prisoner?

"Hey, hey, hey...... Is it a shame for a man to gossip and have a long tongue?" he slapped the hands of the two of them away, deciding to put an end to this originally sweet but painful topic at the moment.

He hasn't even written a word yet, and if he says it in advance, it will be embarrassing if something happens in the future? Therefore, it would be better for him to hide it.

"Come on, come on...... Dry for our first reunion in three years. He grabbed the beer bottle and started blowing it.

The remaining two men looked at each other helplessly, and had to sacrifice their lives to accompany the gentleman, and began to drink.

It was the first time for Yi Jae-wook to drink so much wine, before, at the banquet, he started to drink red, and now he drank beer, and the drunkenness hit, making him hot all over, and he felt that an evil fire was suffocating in his body, and he couldn't do it.

was so drunk and smoky on the sofa, but he didn't spit it out.

On the other hand, Zu Anguo on the side was different, he was holding the trash can and vomiting, indescribably disgusting, because Feng Xueran, who had no desire to vomit, was also brought to vomit by him.

The two brothers occupied the trash can and the toilet, and the atmosphere in the room was indescribably unpleasant.

Yi Jae-wook couldn't stand it anymore, so he opened the door and ran out.

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