Chapter 152: The First Business
The hotel at night was particularly cold, after all, it had just opened, Shi Fu didn't think it would be lively, he was a little bored behind the counter for a long time, so he opened the door of the hotel and walked out, there was no one on the whole street, only a few street lamps dimly illuminated the ground, Shi Fu sighed and decided to go back to the house to practice.
At the moment when he turned around and went back to the house, he suddenly glanced at a black shadow in the alley next to him and walked out, he immediately stopped, turned his head to look at the direction in which the black shadow appeared, and waited for a while, and finally he saw the whole picture of the black shadow, it was a black kitten, Shi Fu smiled and opened the door of the restaurant and walked in, and returned to the back of the counter.
After a while, the black cat walked in, Shi Fu took a wine jug and made a pot of white wine, and took some cold dishes from the back kitchen and put it on the table, and said to the black cat: "Why do you have time to come to me today." ”
The black cat looked up at him, sighed very humanly after a while, jumped on the table, stretched out his paws and took a piece of cucumber and said: "My lord said that you want to open a shop in the human world, and I am afraid that someone will be unfavorable to you, so let me come over and press you down." After finishing speaking, he ate the cucumber in one bite, and it turned out to be a truth that he hadn't seen for a long time.
Shi Fu got up and took a wine glass from the counter, poured it a glass of wine, and said, "Does King Jizo agree with me to open this shop?"
Di Ting pushed the liquor to the side and said, "My lord said that you are doing good deeds, and there is no need to object. ”
Shi Fu nodded when he heard this, pulled the vegetarian dish to his side, and pushed the cooked meat dish to Di Ting, and continued: "Since the King of Jizo has agreed, then I will continue to do it." ”
Di listened to Shi Fu's movements and shouted: "Do you want to entertain me, you know that we Buddha cultivators can't eat meat and drink wine, and you still hand me meat and vegetables, what do you mean?" ”
Shi Fu smiled: "I'm afraid that you can't nourish, you see that you have lost weight." ”
Di Ting pursed his lips and said, "Don't worry about it, hurry up and give me the cucumber slices." ”
Shi Fu was not funny, he withdrew all the wine and meat dishes, made a pot of tea, took a few more vegetarian dishes and put them on the table, and one person and one cat waited for the guests while eating.
After three rounds of tea and five flavors, Di Ting raised his head and said: "You can't do it in this shop, you still can't attract ghosts after using the soul charm and the Yinchen ghost wood." ”
Shi Fu patted its head and said, "You know a fart, I opened on the first day today, and it's normal for no one to come." ”
Just when the two of them were arguing, the door of the hotel opened, and a sturdy man walked in, and as soon as he entered the room, he shouted: "What is so special, it's so fucking cold, I walked for a long time to see this shop." As he spoke, he sat down on a corner seat, glanced at Shi Fu and shouted, "Children, what about your adults, I'll order food." ”
Shi Fu got up and walked to his side and said, "I'm the boss here, what do you want to tell me." ”
The strong man looked Shi Fu up and down and then said: "That's okay, Lao Tzu doesn't care, if you have any good wine and food, hurry up, I'm hungry." ”
Hearing this, Shi Fu turned around and went to the back kitchen, brought out the cooked food that had just been withdrawn, put it in front of the strong man, and then gave him a pot of wine and a wine glass.
The strong man looked at the things in front of him and pouted: "That's all these broken things, forget it, just eat it." As he spoke, he picked up his chopsticks and ate them.
Shi Fu returned to Di Ting's side, and the black cat looked up and said, "This guy doesn't look like a geist." ”
Shi Fu nodded and said, "It seems that he just died, and before he could react, he was attracted by my soul charm." ”
"What then, are you going to send him away?" said Di Ting, eating a slice of cucumber.
"What's the hurry, this is my first guest, I have to make people feel the warmth of home, I'll go up and talk to him later. After speaking, Shi Fu walked over with a smile and sat opposite the strong man.
The strong man asked with some doubts, "Child, what are you doing?"
Shi Fu smiled: "This uncle, how did you die?"
As soon as he heard this, he put on a posture of holding his forehead with one hand, and thought to himself, "This guy is too direct, and when he goes up, he asks how the other person died, and the key is that he just said that the other party didn't react that he died." ”
Sure enough, the strong man was not happy when he heard this, he got up and grabbed Shi Fu's neck, lifted him up and said angrily: "What nonsense are you talking about, believe it or not, I will whip you." ”
Shi Fu was also angry when he heard this, the other party's words touched his reverse scales, and he released part of the ghostly energy, and surrounded the other party in one fell swoop.
The strong man who was originally holding Shi Fu suddenly saw a lot of black mist emitted from the child's body, and he was stupid for a moment, and his hand was released.
After Shi Fu landed on the ground, he said angrily: "Take back what you just said for me." ”
The strong man was stunned, he knelt on the ground, kowtowed vigorously and said: "I was wrong, I take it back, I shouldn't scold you, where are you sacred, please quickly collect the supernatural powers." ”
Shi Fu waved his hand, dispersed the ghostly energy, he moved a chair and sat in front of the strong man, and said in a deep voice: "You are dead, and now you are just a ghost." ”
The strong man raised his head, he was a little confused, obviously he was still alive, why did the child in front of him have to say that he was dead.
Shi Fu saw the strong man's puzzled expression, and then he stretched out a finger and threw a small ball of dark weight towards the strong man.
The little black ball instantly integrated into the strong man's body, and the door of his memory was opened, it turned out that he was a little gangster, and he was originally out to drink today, but he drank too much, and had a quarrel with a gang of bastards, and was stabbed to death by that gang, and he didn't sober up when he died, so his memory has been in a state of chaos, and now after being woken up by Shi Fu's ghostly volume, he cried, a big man as strong as a black bear was like a little girl, hiding his face and crying bitterly.
Shi Fu looked at this picture, he was a little sick to his stomach, and hurriedly said: "Okay, don't cry, what is the big man crying about, let's say, do you have any last wishes." ”
The strong man stopped crying when he heard the sound, he looked at Shi Fu and said in a trembling voice, "You...... You...... Who the hell are you?"
Shi Fu said with a smile: "I am a Yin Si talker, in charge of ghost affairs in the world, let's say, do you have any wishes?"
Di next to him listened to Shi Fu's introduction, and all the tea he had just drunk squirted out, and he looked at Shi Fu and shouted: "Don't talk nonsense, you will talk to people, don't talk nonsense, do the right thing." ”
Shi Fu shrugged his shoulders and looked at the strong man and said, "If you have something to say, say it quickly." ”
The strong man was silent for a long time and said: "I don't want to die, I have an eighty-year-old mother and a minor child, and my daughter-in-law, child, and mother all have to be taken care of by me alone.
When Shi Fu heard this, he stretched out his hand and counted it, and then sneered: "You have no children's lives in your life, where is the child, you are lonely, and you will not have a wife or spouse, as for the old mother, it is true, but have you done your filial piety." ”
The strong man was stupid when he heard it, originally he thought that the other party would not know about it, so he wanted to deceive, how did he know that Shi Fu could pinch it, and after a while, he got up and said fiercely: "I don't care who you are, you are just a three or four-year-old child, Lao Tzu will insert you." With that, he flew up and pounced on Shi Fu.
Shi Fu smiled and said, "What's the matter? As he spoke, he attached the amount of darkness to his right palm and gently pushed the strong man.
The strong man was about to pounce on Shi Fu, but when he saw Shi Fu raise his palm, he smiled, thinking, "Anyway, I also weigh more than two hundred and eighty pounds, just a little doll of you, and you still want to push me, don't dream." Although he thought beautifully, the reality was cruel, and just when his body came into contact with Shi Fu's palm, he felt a huge force that directly knocked him out.
After flying a long way upside down, directly through the wall of the restaurant and flying outside, Shi Fu got up and walked out, and said to him, "How is it?
The strong man was completely stunned, he shook his head and looked at Shi Fu, thinking to himself, "It's troublesome now, it seems that the kid on the other side is a steel plate, and he can't be hard." After thinking about it, he knelt down for Shi Fu again, and cried: "Great God, I was wrong, I was really wrong, I blamed me for being confused for a while, I ate lard and blinded my heart, and please don't remember the villain, spare the little one." ”
Shi Fu snorted coldly and said, "Get up, come in with me." With that, he turned around and went back to the restaurant.
As soon as the strong man saw Shi Fu entering, he rolled his eyes and wanted to run, but as soon as he got up, he felt a suction, and his body involuntarily walked into the restaurant.
As soon as he entered the room, the strong man knew that he couldn't leave, so he had no choice but to kneel down to Shi Fu again.
Shi Fu looked at him and shook his head gently, and asked Di Ting, "What will you do if you encounter such a shameless ghost?"
Di Ting licked his palm and said: "Directly into hell, you see that his body is full of impurities, this is the manifestation of many evil deeds in life, such an evil ghost, must go through the suffering of hell before reincarnation." ”
Shi Fu nodded, touching his chin and thinking about what to do with the strong man ghost in front of him.
At this time, the strong man was looking left and right, he obviously saw who Shi Fu was talking to, but he couldn't see any figure, he suddenly felt a coldness coming, obviously there was a great god in this room, and he estimated that he was completely planted.
After half a ring, Shi Fu looked at the strong man and asked, "What evil things have you done in your life, and you have brought it truthfully." ”
The evil ghost shuddered when he heard this, and said: "When I was a child, I peeked at the opposite aunt taking a bath, and when I grew up, I often peed at the door of the old man on the other side, and that's it, I really haven't done other evil things." ”
Shi Fu smiled and said, "Since you don't want to say it, forget it, then I'll just send you to hell." ”
Now the strong man and the evil ghost were frightened, he quickly kowtowed, like a chicken running to broken rice, and said while kowtowing: "Great God spare my life, I said, I said, I said it, please don't let me go to hell." ”
Shi Fu waved his hand and said, "I don't count if I say I can't go to hell, it depends on whether you can confess." ”
Hearing this, the strong man and the evil ghost began to tell about his evil deeds, and he told all the evil deeds from childhood to adulthood.
After hearing this, Shi Fu sighed, this kind of wicked person going to hell is not enough to make up for his crimes, only the ashes can solve the hatred in people's hearts, and then, Shi Fu planned to send him into the underworld, just when he was about to set up the formation, the door of the restaurant was opened again, and two people dressed as officials walked in .......