After Li Jie moved to a new house, in fact, the home did become a little lively as he expected. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info Because of Lan's arrival, Li Jie's family has an extra girl.

As for the salted fish Thor, Li Jie asked him to move in as well. There are still plenty of rooms anyway. Li Jie needs to supervise this salted fish nearby. Because he's counting on this guy to quickly get skinny from fat Alaska to a Shiba Inu.

However, when Li Jie just brought Thor home, Lan's first reaction when he saw Thor was surprise: "This person is very familiar, who is he?"

Lan asked Li Jie with some confusion. Li Jie touched his forehead helplessly: "I think you should have seen him, Odin's son, Thor, the god of thunder." ”

"What?!" Lan looked at Li Jie in disbelief. "You mean it's Thor? Wait, I don't think he looked like that!"

"That's the problem, Arashi. Because of some irresistible factors, he has become like this now. Li Jie patted Thor's belly.

The thick fat on Thor's stomach was slapped by Li Jie. It's like the ripples of a lake when a stone is thrown into it. The layers of fat show amazing elasticity.

"Oh my God. It was the first time Li Jie had seen Lan lose his temper like this. This girl, who has always shown herself in front of people with a calm appearance, showed such a complex and indescribable expression for the first time.

"I remember that Thor was sent down by Odin to learn humility in the mortal world. But now......" Arashi wanted to say and stopped.

"Yes, as you can see. I think the most important thing is to help him get back in shape first. Li Jie sighed helplessly. Now anyone who has seen Thor's original appearance does not dare to associate the big fat man in front of him with the majestic and heroic Thor before.

And this is also the result of Li Jie controlling Thor's diet well these days and urging him to exercise. In fact, he has lost a few pounds.

Li Jie has not yet returned the house he rented for Thor, because he does not know when Valkyrie will return. If the Asgardian Valkyrie returns, she will still need to prepare a house to live in.

However, Li Jie had already moved all the exercise equipment for Thor from the house. Includes spin bikes, treadmills, and a variety of dumbbells and barbells. To do this, he had to go to a car rental company and rent a large pickup truck to pull things.

"Why do I have to eat this at noon? You said you had meat today!" Thor looked at the contents of his plate with resentment at lunch. Just some grapefruit, boiled green beans and diced apples with a dash of egg white.

Seriously, this kind of food can't even bear to look at Arashi. She felt that if she was given food, she would definitely not be able to eat it as a serious lunch.

But Lee Jie ignored Thor's complaints, and when he brought the lunch he had prepared for Arashi to the table, he said, "Shut up, because you stole it yesterday!" You stole the money yesterday and ran to buy a fried chicken leg to eat! Now you're getting more and more capable, and you've learned to steal money! Didn't you steal the five dollars I had in my bag yesterday? ”

"I didn't steal it, I picked it up from the floor, I was the god of thunder, and I would never do such a disgraceful act as stealing!" Thor quibbled.

"If you find something that doesn't belong to you, you need to find the owner or turn it over to the police, this is a truth that six-year-olds understand, you are just quibbling!"

Li Jie didn't add any color to Thor. This kind of picture that seems to be Lao Tzu's son makes Lan's mouth grow in surprise, she has seen Thor before. Rude and reckless, and always on top.

Of course, as the prince of Asgard, and the undefeated god of thunder in his life. Thor has the capital he is proud of. No one can accuse him of anything.

But Li Jie's scolding of Thor and the training that can be called abuse, this prince of Asgard did not rise up to resist? This is incredible! You must know that Thor, this guy is crazy, but he is not even afraid of death.

Lan was suddenly curious about how Li Jie managed to control Thor.

"Don't worry about that fat man, Lan, you can eat first. Li Jie had already set Lan's lunch for her. Since the last time I had a dinner, I didn't really like those dishes after seeing Arashi. Li Jie already knew that her taste might have been cultivated when Kama Taiki was in time.

So when he went to the ancient one to get the space ring he made, he specifically asked the king. Questions about what Arashi likes to eat. Because Wang is the steward of the entire Kamataki, he still knows a lot about these things.

Saffron is soaked in water and used to cook rice, and the cooked rice will take on a golden brown color. It's a staple food that Arashi likes to eat. There is also fresh yak meat boiled in clear water, which is eaten directly in soy sauce and vinegar.

Yak meat is not a good idea in New York City, in fact, even warm cattle (that is, freshly slaughtered, unfrozen beef) are not readily available in New York. Li Jie ran a lot of channels to supply his restaurant before he found a store that sold warm beef.

Because boiled beef must be made with fresh beef, the taste will be much worse after freezing. Arashi isn't very picky about food, and that's all she likes best.

Li Jie felt that this kind of thing was not difficult to satisfy, so for lunch today, Li Jie prepared her favorite food for Lan, plus some simple vegetables.

Arashi glanced at the food prepared for her and raised an eyebrow. She said to Li Jie with a half-smile: "Thank you." ”

Li Jie waved his hand and said, "Don't be polite. ”

And in the afternoon, when Thor started weight loss training, Arashi understood why Thor, who was originally short-tempered, became unusually obedient to Li Jie's words.

When Thor is frantically pedaling on the spinning bike, as long as he slacks off, Li Jie will directly attack Thor with a rifle loaded with rubber bullets.

"Hurry up, idiot, didn't you have lunch?" Li Jie attacked Thor not only physically, but also verbally.

"I didn't have lunch, if you call that stuff lunch!" thor yelled as he pedaled his bike.

"Ah, so what? God of Thunder? Don't think you're still a God of Thunder!

"You're a useless dead fat guy right now! You know how to eat Coke fried chicken and watch boring variety shows every day! If you don't want to move, tell me!"

"I'll make you feel at ease as a wreck! I'll give you enough Coke and fried chicken every day. And I'm going to teach you how to play games online! Do you know about online games? Ah, I'm guessing you probably don't know, but I promise. If you learn it, you'll be happy!"

"Then I'll be a happier dead fat house! I'll install enough food delivery software. You can sit in front of the computer every day, play games and eat fried chicken! You don't have to do anything until the day your cerebral thrombosis explodes! I promise you can live happily! Anyway, you're just a useless dead waste!"

Listening to Li Jie's words, Lan felt that her heart was beating several beats faster. Li Jie is looking for trouble, right? It doesn't matter if Thor is Thor, or if he is Odin's son. Even an ordinary person can't stand this kind of ridicule and abuse, right?

Sure enough, just as Arashi expected, Thor flew into a thunderous outburst. He stopped riding a spin bike, he rushed towards Li Jie in anger, and now Thor didn't care at all about whether he would be beaten by Li Jie.

"Dare you say it again!" Thor was fat, but his strength had not waned. He grabbed Li Jie by the collar, pulled Li Jie in front of him, and stared at Li Jie with murderous eyes.

"Why am I wrong?" Li Jie smiled mockingly at Thor, "Don't forget what your situation is now. You're trapped on Earth now, do you think you're important to Thor?"

"No, you don't matter, you don't matter at all, you don't matter all the time!" Li Jie said without showing weakness, and he seemed to completely deny Thor's value: "Look at Asgard without you." Without you, Thor, the god of thunder, would Asgard be any different?"

"No, there's no difference. I don't think anyone will miss you in particular except your parents, except for the owner of the tavern. Because I heard that you used to go to the tavern every day and spend a lot of money to drink a lot of honey ale. ”

"I guess Asgard's patrols should be glad by now. There is no more mad prince who goes crazy after drinking too much. This crazy prince has to fight with people every time he finishes drinking, making a mess of the streets. I think you must have caused a lot of trouble for the patrol at the time. Because you're Odin's son, I don't think they know how to punish you. ”

"And the goddesses of Asgard, I've heard Valkyrie say. You are very unpopular with them because you discriminate against women in various ways. Even deliberately did not let the Valkyries go out on the battlefield, and the reason was because they were women. Li Jie said, shrugging his shoulders.

"Of course, talking about the battlefield. We have to mention your record of winning every 100 battles. Thor, the god of war of thunder, is majestic! Undefeated in his life, his prestige spreads far and wide in the universe. Lan didn't think that Li Jie was complimenting Thor, but felt that this was more of a mockery.

"But I've heard from Valkyrie that your style of warfare is always to lead the charge. I find it hard to believe that a commander with an army of tens of thousands in his hands would give up command of an entire army and charge like an angry boar. Seriously, I really doubt the authenticity of your record. Of course, maybe you specifically pick those tribal races that are easy to fight, but you don't have to, by the way, do those opponents of yours have [strong men] who are more than 1.4 meters tall?"

Lan looked at Li Jie with a look of surprise, she knew for the first time that Li Jie was such a poisonous person. Thor was already taunted by Li Jie and was on the verge of exploding, but Thor hadn't made a move yet. Because many of the things Li Jie said are too heart-wrenching.

Li Jie didn't care about these two people, he still said to himself: "By the way, I just came back from the Ancient One Mage. And guess what, Loki won another battle. The Frost Giants and the Dark Elves were pinned down by him on the borderline. Well, Loki turned out to be your deputy, right? ”

"Seriously, I'm skeptical. Who is whose deputy? I've always thought it was Loki who would clean up the mess for you. What you're doing is just a brainless pig, right? yes, even if you had divine powers before, it wasn't really of much use. I guess I'll find a bunch of wild boars to give them divine powers, and put on armor to do what you can do. ”

Li Jie said so many sarcastic words in one breath, but it was a word of heart. Arashi watched Thor go from being angry, to softening in momentum, and then to now looking a little decadent. She finally understood why Li Jie could make Thor so obedient. This man is unusually terrifying, even if he doesn't use violence!

"So, dead fatty. What else do you want to say? As a piece of waste, you now don't even have your only commendable capital. What right do you have to be angry with me, this guy who is helping you?" Li Jie pushed Thor away, and he straightened out the collar that had been messed up by Thor.

"Don't want to be a really useful person? I tell you, if you still have this kind of thinking and attitude. Even if you get Mjolnir, you're still a waste Thor. I'm serious. ”

"What should I do, what should I do?" it seemed that Thor had been completely crushed by the verbal violence of Li Jie.

"Roll me on the bike and go to training first! It's better to think about what you can do on Earth in the future! To be honest, Asgard doesn't have more than you as a thunder god, and a lot less than you as a thunder god!" Li Jie said these words slowly, and Thor didn't find out if the information that Li Jie passed to him was brainwashing him again.

"Instead of thinking about how to become a god, it's better to think about how to become a useful person! Compared to Asgard, maybe the earth needs you more!" Li Jie said in his heart: Well, after repeated brainwashing, you can stay on the earth obediently for me. When you become Thor, it's still very useful.