Text 0135 Sister-in-law and little fresh meat
This is the first time that Xia Buer has been far away from Hangzhou, to a strange city thousands of miles away, in his impression Guangguan has always been one of the most open cities in the country, people of any color can be seen here, but he is most impressed by a sentence, 100,000 young ladies go to Guangzhou, millions of prostitutes across the river!
"Oh my God, why are there so many people, our Hangzhou is about to become a ghost......
In an extended version of the Hummer, Aunt Wu and the dog sister all looked out of the car curiously, pedestrians and vehicles on the road were coming and going, and there was no sign of depression and dilapidation.
Lao Sha, who was holding a can of beer, said with a smile: "There are a lot less, there were originally more than 13 million people here, and nearly two-thirds of them were taken away when they were evacuated, but we provide housing for free, and many people have moved from the countryside, so the urban area is so lively!"
"I heard that the big guy didn't shoot a single shot, didn't put a living corpse, and talked about the city......"
Xia Buer put down the beer can and looked at Lao Sha, but Lao Sha said: "Yes, Grandpa went to talk about it personally, but we still released two fat corpse kings, and the other party made a few conditions after retreating, and we also gave them forty-eight hours to evacuate the masses and important materials, and also made a series of guarantees!"
"Why haven't these foreign uncles been evacuated......"
The big taro pointed to a few worried foreigners on the side of the street, but Lao Sha actually sneered: "What foreign uncle, whoever has a hard fist is the uncle, grandpa deliberately detained them, he said that our people are not inferior to anyone else, and those officials with hypochondria dare not support them, he dares!"
Lao Sha bit the last two words very hard, and his face was also filled with a strong sense of pride, but Xia Buer was no longer the stunned young man he was at the beginning, he would think about everything in two ways, Sun Chuci detained these foreigners probably not only because of national pride, but also because he wanted to keep these foreign uncles as hostages.
"Yo yo yo ~ Jin Yiwei, hey, is this making a movie......
A team of brocade guards with straight waists suddenly walked from the front, each wearing an angry red flying fish suit, wearing a black black gauze hat, carrying a Xiuchun knife in their hands, and even shiny cowhide official boots on their feet, and these people are all tall people of more than 1.8 meters, and they are so handsome when they wear this dress.
"Is this your knife bearer......
Xia Buer felt that these people definitely didn't come out to play cool, because although the little sisters on the street were all handsome enough to commit, none of them dared to approach or take pictures, but Lao Sha snorted coldly: "If we were dressed like this, we would have died a long time ago, this is the police made up by sycophants!"
"Police?"
Everyone was stunned, and Lao Sha said: "Grandpa likes to study history, especially the culture of the Ming Dynasty, and the sycophants came up with these brocade guards, saying that they are to distinguish the police of the old and new eras, and now even the procuratorate has changed it to Dali Temple, and they are all wearing official uniforms and showing off!"
"Haha~ I'm afraid this is scratching the itch of the old man, otherwise why don't they stop it, this fart must be in the right place......"
Xia Buer patted his thigh and laughed, no wonder they saw a lot of men and women in ancient costumes on the street, I am afraid they are all civil servants in the puppet army, and Lao Sha couldn't help but laugh: "You dare to say this, but this is our own national costume, and it's time to restore national self-confidence!"
"What kind of troops are you knife wielders, are they all spies......
Xia Buer finally brought the topic to the confidential part, but Lao Sha said: "In fact, the so-called three ace troops are all one, the blood drops are responsible for reconnaissance and stealing intelligence, the steel baotou is responsible for providing fire support, and our knife bearer is only responsible for assassination, and when it is our turn to shoot, it must be killing people and stealing goods!"
"Sure enough, there is a specialization in the art industry, if anyone is targeted by you, they will definitely not be able to escape......"
Xia Buer looked at him with admiration, but Lao Sha shook his head again and said: "We are not martial arts masters, many times people kill us and it's over, and you don't know what kind of opponent you will encounter, the worst time I broke fifteen brothers, and when I was about to attack, I found that everyone was dead! Alas~"
"What kind of person is so awesome......"
Xia Buer was shocked at once, but Lao Sha shook his head and didn't want to say any more, at this time the Hummer also stopped in front of an antique garden, not only could not see half a ghost around, but not even a parked bicycle could not be seen, but Xia Buer suddenly smiled and said: "I found a knife wielder!"
"Where? Who is so stupid......
Lao Sha sat up abruptly and looked out, but Xia Buer smiled very slyly: "Hehe~ It's the place you see, it seems that you are the old man's descendants, and even the task of guarding the mansion has been handed over to you, you have to cover me in the future, I am your big disciple!"
"You little slippery ......"
Lao Sha scolded him with a smile, got up and led them out of the car and into the garden, and when they entered the gate, several people obediently handed in their weapons and ammunition, but when Xia Buer pulled out the disassembled corpse claw spear, Lao Sha actually shouted out of frustration: "Where did you get the corpse spear!! you got it?"
"Huang Zhongzhen gave it to me, he forced me to pick up the mother and son corpse alone, but this is a replica ......"
Xia Buer subconsciously handed over the corpse claw spear, who knew that after Lao Sha looked at it like a great enemy, he actually turned around and walked quickly to the depths of the forest garden, and when Xia Buer and they were searched, they didn't show up, but a little beauty in ancient costume came out to show them the way.
"I'll go! The old man really enjoys it, and he actually occupies the park......"
Xia Buer became more and more shocked the more he walked, it can really be described as a forest of birds and flowers, trees and trees, occasionally dotted with some chic small pavilions and rockeries, and even a piece of small ponds are designed with ingenuity, if someone wants to come in to assassinate Sun Chuci, I am afraid that people will get lost before they find it.
"Lao Tie, no matter how beautiful Sun Chuci's wife is, you have to hold on to it......"
Aunt Wu suddenly posted it in a sly manner, and said: "Don't you think that your relationship with Lao Sun is like the old man and Zhang Yishan in "Residual Sin", the two of you also met in the detention center, in case Lao Sun also has a big daughter-in-law, you must resist the temptation!"
"Yes, yes, sister-in-law must not sleep, sister-in-law is not a good thing......
The big taro also nodded thoughtfully, and the dog sister said even more like a vinegar: "Sun Chuci is more than sixty years old, if he finds a daughter-in-law to marry, he will definitely be hungry and thirsty, what if she seduces you, you will definitely die if you sleep, if you refuse, she will definitely blow the pillow wind and harm you, so it is better for you to stay away from her!"
"You guys are neurotic, aren't you watching too many TV series......"
Xia Buer glanced at them very angrily, and said that he came to an ancient house with a pure wooden structure, which looked very similar to Japanese architecture at first glance, with a black tile roof and black wooden walls, except for the lattice wooden doors, which were almost all black, giving people a very solemn and mysterious feeling, but after a closer look, they found that it was Tang Feng.
"Several, let's move to the pavilion for a while, we have prepared pastries for you, Mr. Xia, please come with me......"
The little beauty in ancient costume who led the way pointed to the front, and there were already several beauties in ancient costume waiting in the pavilion by the pond, and the dog girl and the others immediately ran over, Xia Buer also walked directly to the ancient house, who knew that he was not only asked to take off his shoes, but also put on a pair of pure white socks.
"Xiaoling, this is the guest invited by the master......
Suddenly, a cheongsam came out from the front, Xia Buer's face changed dramatically in an instant, this girl not only has a pair of big coconuts on her chest, but also has peach blossoms in her eyes, a soft and charming type, coupled with her plump figure and the age of a, this is definitely a human meat juicer that can suck soil like a wolf and a tiger.
"Madam, this is Mr. Xia......
The little beauty bent her knees respectfully, and the immediately led Xia Buer forward with a smile, but Xia Buer had already started to beat the drum in his heart, and the small body of the old man Sun would definitely not be able to satisfy this girl, he happened to be a little handsome little fresh meat, and it was difficult to guarantee that the old lady would not beat his idea.
'Oh no! there's a hungry sister-in-law......"
Xia Buer lowered his head to prevent the other party from having the opportunity to covet himself, and the milf twisted her ass as big as a grinding plate, and led him into the backyard with a smile, and suddenly heard the milf cover her mouth and smile: "What are you doing so shyly, I won't eat you, I can listen to my master say that you are very bold!"
"I'm, oh no! I'm low blood sugar ......"
Xia Buer squatted incoherently on the edge of a small fish pond, and directly pointed his ass at the milf, not letting her see her handsome appearance, but soon heard someone suspicious: "Xiao Er! What are you studying there with a pouting ass, I don't have fish in there!"
"I'll see if there are any kings ......"
Xia Buer turned around and saw Sun Chuci, only to see that Sun Chuci was wearing a Hanfu made of burlap, without any embellishments on his clothes, and he had a simple demeanor, while Sun Chuci walked to the coffee table under the eaves, sat cross-legged on the futon directly, knocked on the coffee table and said, "Why are you stupid, come here!"
"Mr. Xia, please, I'll make tea for you......"
The turned around and left after pouring a thousand blessings, Xia Buer breathed a long sigh of relief, hurriedly ran to sit cross-legged opposite Sun Chuci, and said in a low voice: "Big man, you are still such a little wife when you are old, I am not afraid that she will squeeze you into an adult, I am worried about your body!"
"Fart! This is the tea art teacher I hired, and he is a history professor at the university......"
Sun Chuci slapped the table angrily, and Xia Buer's face immediately became shocked, but he still said uneasily: "Big man, how many daughters-in-law you have called out to show me, in case a dissatisfied sister-in-law hits me, I will find a way to parry!"
"What a mess, I'm just a wife, what do you think of me......"
Sun Chuci pointed out the back door angrily, Xia Buer hurriedly stretched out his head to see that it was actually a little old lady with a wrinkled face, but he still said with a look of disbelief: "Impossible! You raise so many beauties to keep them as exhibitions, you hurry up and tell me the truth, I will stay away from them in the future!"
"I really want to smash you to death with a brick......"
Sun Chu burst into foul language in anger, but suddenly looked at him and smiled, waved his hand and said: "You little bastard is still so unconventional, you are the only one who dares to talk to me like this, say it! What kind of official do you want to be, you can choose my official here!"
"I don't want to be an official, I'm just here to eat and wait for death......"
Xia Buer grabbed a handful of broad beans from the coffee table with a big grin, he knew that the old fox had begun to make moves for him, every word could be a temptation or a trap, if he didn't answer well, he would go to sit on a cold bench, or he would sink to the bottom of the sea.