Chapter 82 Tang Bohu's propaganda of ordering autumn incense
Hearing Liu Wei's words, Li An shouted to the fat man who was sitting on the high platform in the distance and chatting with a popular flower: Wang Fatty, come here, continue to shoot for me, and I will go out to do something.
Then under Wang Fatzi's resentful expression, he pulled Liu Wei to the screening room.
Take out the negatives and put them in the projector, and the screen will start showing directly.
As the only kung fu film of Liang Yingdi, the toad function in it is still good, but no matter how you look at it, it gives people a feeling of wanting to laugh, and it can be seen that Liang Yingdi is quite free in the movie.
Immediately afterwards, the third princess played by Lin Qingxia performed immeasurable magic skills, the name of which shook the earth and was actually useless at all, and finally almost killed Liang Yingdi and Ye Yuqing.
It is said that Lin Qingxia was really beautiful when she was young, full of heroism, and in her previous life, she was Ang Lee's dream lover, but now Ang Lee is not in this mood, and women can't afford to pay off their debts!
Laughing while watching, there are so many classic lines in this movie.
Hong: What am I ugly? I have been hailed as the most handsome, chic, snow-white, and clean young gang leader in the past generations of beggars, take a look!
- The leader of the beggar gang uses guessing to decide whether it will be too child's play
- Didn't I win it last year?
God is jealous of talents! Now is my generation of beautiful men - Hong Qi, the last day of living in this world, I absolutely can't accept it
This lovelorn blow!" Farewell.
"Come on, hero... Come on, come on, come on!"
"Can't beat him, can't it!"
I'm sorry, but the position you just stood in was so handsome, I couldn't help but kick you......
It's been a long time since I've kicked this well!"
Senior Sister: Why are you staring at me, don't you like me!
Although I am approachable and naturally beautiful, how can a pheasant match a phoenix?
....... It's useless to think about it, you don't think I don't know what you're thinking, you want me to live in this store, then you have a chance, there is no chance at all.
How could I put it in my eyes as a little second shop?...... Hey, why don't you look at me.....
Why am I scolding you, if you don't look at me, you obviously have bad intentions!
After watching a movie, Ang Lee, who laughed at the scene, had a stomachache.
Listening to Ang Lee's laughter, Liu Wei knew that his movie was a success.
After watching the movie, Li An smiled and said to Liu Wei: Ah Wei, you are really a comedy genius.
If this movie finds a good schedule, it will definitely be at the top of the annual box office list.
Hearing Ang Lee's compliment, Liu Wei said: More of your compliment. I will definitely keep up the good work.
Ang Lee said: I'll give you a month's vacation, here is 1 million, you take it first, and when the movie is released, I will give you 5% of the net profit share.
Seeing that Li An took out the money, Liu Wei said excitedly: Brother An, you are amazing, I love you.
Ang Lee said: Okay, go back to the chick and say go! By the way, I'll write an opening song for your movie and call it "Who is the big hero", you let Zhang Xueyou sing it!
Liu Wei said happily: No problem, I have long heard that the song written by Brother An is the first in the director industry, and this time I want to see it.
Ang Lee smiled and said: Okay, let me put the negatives here, and I'll make some special effects for you and edit them. You go on a tour.
Hearing Ang Lee's words: Liu Wei took the check and left.
Li An took out the negatives and put them in his safe, this thing is money, and it can't be sloppy.
When I came out, I saw Wang Jin filming the fight between Chen Zhen and Fumio Funakoshi, which is the second climax of the whole play, whether it is the skills of the two, or the understanding of kung fu, and blind fighting, it is all textbook-level.
Ang Lee walked over and took the script and looked at it, basically the filming was finished, and it was only left that Chen Zhen and Fujita Gang fought at the end, which was the finale of the movie.
Ang Lee stretched his waist, the movie will be filmed in a few days, and he will have "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance", "East Becomes West", "Happy Ghost Summer Vacation", "Domestic Lingling Paint", "Jingwu Hero", "Taiji Zhang Sanfeng" and "A Chinese Ghost Story" Seven movies will be released, among which "Jingwu Hero" Li Ang is not making money, free shooting, and all the money earned is the country, and "Jingwu Hero" will be released on next year's National Day, "Taiji Zhang Sanfeng" is mainly to rub his popularity.
I need at least 10 billion next year, so I must ensure that my movie can be released, it seems that I still need to talk to An Mingxin, hey, it's really troublesome.
Because the end of the year is approaching soon, various film and television companies have begun to compete for the most important schedule of the Chinese New Year.
Wantong's "Spring and Autumn" Brothers' "Red Cliff" and Phoenix Cinema's "Fengshen Bang" and An's "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance"
All started their own advertising campaigns.
Among them, the highest media demand is Wantong's Spring and Autumn Festival, because Wantong's director Feng Da should be the first director in the country to focus on the Chinese New Year file!
is also the No. 1 commercial director in China, although the box office of a single film is not the highest, but because of its high production and focus on the Chinese New Year, and it has not been sold for several years, the hunger for the market has reached the limit.
The three directors of "Spring and Autumn", "Red Cliff" and "Fengshen List" all came from when they were young, and they all knew very well who had a few catties and taels, but this "Tang Bohu Point Autumn Fragrance" They didn't fight it, and they didn't know how much they were two, so they all tacitly began to squeeze "Tang Bohu Point Autumn Fragrance" After all, the market is so big, of course, you have to pick a soft persimmon first.
Of course, An's can't just be bullied like this, and on the same day, major TV stations began to broadcast a 30-second short film of "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance".
As soon as it opened, it was accompanied by a march, and four gorgeously dressed four talented men appeared at the bridgehead with riotous steps, and took off their clothes as they walked.
As soon as the camera turned, it turned to Tang Bohu's fight with the intestine piercing.
For piercing intestines: one township and two miles, a total of three masters do not know the four books, five classics and six meanings, and dare to teach seven, eight or nine sons, which is very bold.
2, Tang Bohu: Ten rooms and nine poor, get eight taels and seven dollars, six cents and five millimeters and four cents, and he is still half-hearted and first-class.
3. For piercing intestines: Wow!
4. Piercing the intestines: In the drawing, the dragon does not groan, the tiger does not roar, and the little scholar is ridiculous.
5, Tang Bohu: On the chessboard, the car has no wheels, the horse has no reins, and the general is on guard.
6, Hua Taishi: Okay, that's right!
7. For piercing intestines: warblers, warblers, swallows, swallows, cuicui, red, and red are harmonious everywhere.
8, Tang Bohu: Rain, rain, wind, wind, flowers, leaves, leaves, and leaves are twilight every year.
9, Hua Taishi: Hua An is really good!
10King Ning: Kill him with a pair!
11. Pair of intestines: ten thoughts, Sijun Siguo Sisheji.
12, Tang Bohu: Eight eyes are still rewarded, flowers and the moon are appreciated.
13. Piercing intestines: I am superior and majestic, showing a tiger courage.
14, Tang Bohu: You are obscene and cheap, revealing half of your G-head.
15. Pair of intestines: Shovel mud and plant trees.
16, Tang Bohu: There are many mackerel in Rujia Pond.
17. Pair of intestines: fish and fat fruit ripe rice twisted rice
18, Tang Bohu: Your old mother cooks with her own hands.
The last thing that followed was a burst of blood spurting on the intestines.
This was followed by a burst of impassioned music.
Tang Bohu: Mrs. Yu, the villain lives on the edge of the city of Suzhou, and the family has a house and a field, and the life is boundless. Who knows that Tang Bohu, he is arrogant and ruthless, colluding with the government to be lawless, occupying my house and taking my land. My grandfather turned his face with him, and was beaten flat by him with a stick, my grandmother scolded him for deceiving the good people, but he was caught in the Tang Mansion, raped a hundred times, a hundred times, and finally she committed suicide by hanging herself and hated the world.
As soon as this video was broadcast, "Tang Bohu dotted autumn fragrance" immediately became the biggest dark horse in the summer file, and it was black and purple.
After a street interview with reporters, "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance" has become the most anticipated movie by the audience.
Countless netizens left messages on the Internet.
Li Dadao's movies with Xingzi have never disappointed, I actually laughed for 2 minutes in a 30-second shot, and I, Li Dadao, am Li Dadao.
I can't wait to watch "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance", as a fan of Director Li, I want to use half a month's salary to support the movie, at least three times.
I found one thing, that is, I really want to think that all of a sudden all the five major Chinese directors are not good, I used to watch their movies and felt so good, why can't I watch their movies after watching Director Li's movies!
I bet 100 yuan, this year it will definitely be Li Dadao to win the championship, looking at the low qualifications of others, the three old guys actually partnered to bully people, this time I am dumbfounded! I really want to see the faces of these three old guys.
As the eldest of the five directors, Xie Lao also has the biggest temper, and when a group of reporters surrounded Xie Lao and asked him what he thought of Ang Lee's films, Xie Lao mercilessly belittled Ang Lee's films.
Xie Lao said: Ang Lee seems to have graduated from an American film school, but what do you look at, Tang Bohu is a famous writer and genius in the Tang Dynasty, he actually made a comedy, he is ruining history, if they are all filmed like this, today's children will think that the real Tang Bohu is like that, he is purely misleading people's children, this is a cancer in the director industry.