Chapter 10: The Fat Woman
Since the last time, Ah Wen has never come to find Xiao Mu, and there is no news.
Xiao Mu is still very happy without Awen, and there is nothing unpleasant.
It's just that occasionally I still think back to Arwen, and occasionally I still recall the past.
"Hey, what are you doing, why are you squatting here in a daze. Wan Mei saw Xiao Mu sitting on the bluestone slab at the door of the house, with her hands on her cheeks.
The person who talked to Xiao Mu was his aunt - Wan Mei, because she married far away, she rarely went back to her parents' house, and basically only went back once in three or five years.
Xiao Mu didn't even glance at who it was, so he shook his head and replied, "It's nothing!"
Suddenly! Xiao Mu came back to his senses and felt that something was wrong, I hadn't seen this person, who was this person?
"Who are you, fat woman, what are you doing at my house!"
Even if Xiao Mu called her a fat woman, she was not angry.
"Hahaha, you don't know me, I'm your aunt. Wan Mei laughed.
Xiao Mu remembered that Zhang Laohan had told him not to trust strangers and not to deal with strangers, especially people in the city. So he looked Wan Mei up and down, and felt that he didn't look like a bad person, but he just didn't want to easily believe that it was his aunt, so he scratched his head.
Seeing this, Wan Mei said, "Oh! Open the door, I'm still carrying something in my hand, and I'm tired to death." ”
Xiao Mu thought to herself: "I can't care so much, open the door first, otherwise I will be beaten to death by this fat woman, the dog's life is at stake, and it is so fierce, if you don't kill you, you will be scared to death." ”
So Xiao Mu hurriedly took off the key hanging on his chest, opened the door and let Wanmei in.
"It's really unfortunate to encounter such a situation when looking at a home. He muttered to himself.
After entering the door, Wan Mei found a wooden stool and sat down.
"Oops! I'm tired, go pour saliva for my aunt to drink. ”
Xiao Mu rolled her eyes, glanced at Wan Mei, and muttered in a low voice: "What kind of person, just when you get home, you just called me, I don't even know if you are a real aunt or a fake aunt, if I can't beat you, I won't bother to pay attention to you." ”
Xiao Mu lazily walked to the kitchen, threw the lid of the kettle aside, and poured a large bowl of water for Wanmei.
"Oh, here you go, I'll pour it out for you, really, you know how to call me. ”
Wan Bu smiled and said, "It's only you at home, I'm not calling you anyone!"
"You don't do it yourself, you have enough food and clothing to do it yourself. Xiao Mu retorted.
"Hey, you're pretty good at this little mouth. ”
After hearing Wan Mei praise herself, Xiao Mu was complacent and thought she was very powerful.
"Hey, I'm proud to praise you, give you a little sunshine and you'll be brilliant. ”
"Of course, otherwise you say I'm shameless!"
This answer is absolute, it is absolutely absolute! In an instant, Wan Mei was speechless.
Wan Mei took a sip of water, pointed to the garbage on the ground and said, "Gotta get it, I'm too lazy to talk to you." You look at you, stay at home all day, and don't do a little hygiene, you know how to play. ”
Now it's embarrassing Xiao Mu, since he returned to Zhang Laohan's house for so long, he has never cleaned or done housework, he is afraid that Wanmei will be forced to clean.
"Ahem! I never have to do such a thing as cleaning, my grandmother will clean it every day, and I don't have to do such trivial things at all. ”
Xiao Mu pretended to be casual, but in fact, he had already had the idea of running away in his heart, and his footsteps slowly approached the door.
Xiao Mu's every move, Wan Mei saw in her eyes.
"Hey, what are you doing, why don't you hurry up and get a broom to clean up, be careful that I smoke you. ”
How could the naughty Xiao Mu swallow this breath, crossed his hands on his waist, and retorted as an adult: "Hmph, you fat woman, you are still so arrogant when you come to my house, you want me to pour water for you, and you want me to clean up, you are afraid that you are dreaming, wake up!"
After speaking, Xiao Mu turned around and wanted to run.
"Little cub, if you want to escape, it's not that easy," he said as he went to catch Xiao Mu, but unfortunately his movements were not as fast as Xiao Mu, so he still let Xiao Mu escape.
"Jingle Bell~"
"Jingle Bell~"
"Jingle Bell~"
It's coming, he's coming, Xiao Mu's savior Zhang Laohan is driving the cow back.
Xiao Mu ran to Zhang Laohan and said breathlessly: "Outside, grandpa, there is a fat woman in our family, who claims to be an aunt, and she bullies me as soon as she comes back." ”
Zhang Laohan glanced at Xiao Mu and said with a smile: "Fool, that's your aunt, but you haven't seen it, don't blame you." ”
……
Xiao Mu was instantly dumbfounded, and thought, "I'll go, it's true, then I'm finished." ”
In the past, there was a lot of guilt in asking for it, and now there is a broom in Xiaomu. Xiao Mu had an idea, tied the broom to her body and walked towards Wanmei.
"Hehe, aunt, I was wrong, Xiao Mu, I have eyes and don't know my aunt, and I am guilty of sin. ”
Xiao Mu's trick of taking a broom to ask for guilt is really love-hate-hate, love his childishness and cuteness, and hate his naughtiness.
Wan Mei almost didn't laugh at her when she saw it.
"Hahaha~"
"I said Xiao Mu, how can you be so cute, and learn from the ancients to bear the guilt. ”
"If I don't do this, you won't beat me to death, let alone forgive, forgiveness is impossible. ”
"Even if you still know each other, otherwise my mother will have to die today. Say, next time, don't you call me a fat woman, do you dare to talk back next time?"
Xiao Mu showed a very aggrieved look, pulled the corner of Wanmei's clothes and said, "Don't dare, don't dare next time, auntie, I know it's wrong." ”
I said that I knew that I was wrong, but I didn't think so in my heart!
"If it weren't for you, I wouldn't have disdained it, huh! ”
"Come on, auntie, I don't care about villains, I'll spare you once for the time being, and it's not so simple to be naughty next time. ”
"Auntie is extrajudicially gracious, Xiao Mu is unforgettable. ”
Originally, it was a very serious matter, and the aunt and nephew had to act like officialdom.
"By the way, Xiao Mu, don't you want your father?" Wan Mei asked curiously.
Xiao Mu showed a nonchalant look.
"What do I want him to do? I think back then, when my mother and I were at home, I was almost not bullied to death by my grandparents, he didn't let out a fart, and he would beat my mother after drinking. He's not a good father, he's not a good husband, so I think he's going to do it."
Wan Mei continued to ask: "Then will you go back to see your father or grandparents when you grow up in the future?"
"I won't, I want them to know the result of bullying me when I was a child, and I won't go back if I am killed. Xiao Mu replied very firmly, and he didn't see any nostalgia.
"Didn't he come to visit you and your mother?"
"I've come three times, the first two times I asked my mother and I to go back, and the last time I wanted to go back, but we didn't agree, and my grandfather bombed me back."
Wan Mei fell into deep thought, and actually said such a thing in the mouth of a little kid, what did he go through......