Body 0401 Shake the train
"Wow~ It's been posted! This time it's really ......"
Chu Qin held the account book and lay on the carpet and shouted, they couldn't go to the bathhouse after collecting the money for a night, so they could only take a casual bath in the nearby small bathhouse, but the heating in the carriage was very sufficient, not only Xia Buer was bare-chested, but the three women, two big and one small, were all wearing thin nightdresses.
"Damn, you collected more than 5 million yuan in one night, and I've never seen so much money before......
Hu Yuxiao, who was worried, sat cross-legged on the single sofa, wearing a royal blue silk nightdress, although her upper body was also covered with a hairy shoulder, but she couldn't cover her snow-white slender legs, Xia Buer completely subconsciously said: "Aunt Xiao, you put on the flight attendant uniform and let me see it, it must look good!"
"Do you say Xiao Chu's set, I don't know if it fits......"
Hu Yuxiao instinctively stood up from the sofa, but Chu Qin jumped up and said: "My uniform is just too small, you are so thin that you can definitely wear it, I will get you another pair of black stockings, and I guarantee that he will not be willing to get off you tonight!"
Chu Qin dragged her into the bedroom as he spoke, Xia Buer's face was red, and he didn't know how he could make such a request, but the little fairy ran over and hugged him from behind, and said in his ear: "Husband, can I not be with my aunt, I will be embarrassed!"
"What's your husband's name, brother'......"
Xia Buer pulled her to his side and sat down, and said seriously: "Girl, you are not yet an adult, even if my brother likes you no matter how much he likes you, he can't touch you, this is against morality and against the law, besides, the two of us just met and don't understand, let's go step by step, at least until you are an adult!"
"Do you only like my aunt, don't like me, woo......"
The little fairy actually cried out with a "wow", but Chu Qin came out and said helplessly: "Silly girl! Your brother is really good for you, otherwise if you were any man with a beast, you would have even made your belly bigger, and your aunt and nephew really met a good man!"
Xia Buer immediately gave Chu Qin a complimenting look, hugged the little fairy and coaxed: "That's it, brother really likes you so I don't want to touch you, if you still like me when you become an adult, brother will definitely want you, don't think about it now, okay?"
"I will always like you, you must not lie to me, when I am an adult, you must marry me, we will ...... together"
The little fairy cried and stretched out her little thumb, and Xia Buer, who couldn't cry or laugh, had to hook and reassure her, just as Hu Yuxiao also walked out of the bedroom, wearing a bright red flight attendant uniform, which not only supported her figure to a perfect degree, but also made her even more elegant temperament connect her up a few steps.
"Wow, Auntie, you're so beautiful......"
The little fairy jumped up and cheered again and again, and the smiling Hu Yuxiao folded her hands on her chest, took a few steps forward with her black silk legs, and then bent down and said in a standard broadcast tone: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to our flight, I am Hu Yuxiao, the purser of this flight, I wish you a pleasant journey!"
"Look! Look! This is the real flight attendant, you were a ...... before."
Xia Buer pointed at Hu Yuxiao with excitement, proudly just like introducing his daughter-in-law, Chu Qin also pulled the little fairy with interest, and said with an ambiguous smile: "Master, you can enjoy your little stewardess slowly, it doesn't matter if the stockings are torn, there are several pairs of spare in the drawer, the condom is on the bedside table, and the slave and maid retreat!"
"Hee-hee~Auntie, I went to sleep in the car next door......"
The little fairy took Chu Qin and left in a hurry, the two girls just left, Hu Yuxiao's face burned red, some incoherently jumped back and forth, and finally turned out the earphones and began to tremble, and then Ai Ai handed it to him and said: "Husband, I'll go to the bed and wait for you first, alas~"
Hu Yuxiao suddenly exclaimed, her pretty face instantly turned into a pig's liver color, she actually called her husband in a panic, she immediately covered her face and rushed into the bedroom in shame, and when Xia Buer walked in embarrassedly, Hu Yuxiao was lying on the bed covering her face with a pillow, and her chest was still rising and falling violently.
"Aunt Xiao, you relax, it's just acting......"
Xia Buer also climbed into bed with a red face, but he just opened the window and closed the curtains, while Hu Yuxiao secretly showed an eye from under the pillow, and said like a girl: "You are not allowed to eavesdrop on people later, otherwise people will ignore you in the future!"
"Well, I promise not to listen to ......"
Xia Buer honestly jumped out of bed and put on headphones, picked a piece of music and started playing, and then found a suitable position to push the wall and shake it vigorously, the train car shook rhythmically, but Xia Buer smiled bitterly, he hadn't even tried the car shock, but now he even got the train shock.
Suddenly, the energetic music stopped abruptly, the mobile phone ran out of battery at such a time, Hu Yuxiao's high-pitched voice immediately drilled into his ears, although the call was a little fake, but the naked ambiguity was really unbearable, he could only pout his ass and continue to shake the train, for fear that Hu Yuxiao would see his embarrassment as soon as he turned around.
"Husband, I can't stand it, you can spare me......"
Finally, after Hu Yuxiao screamed hysterically, everything calmed down, and when Xia Buer turned around sweating profusely, Hu Yuxiao was actually lying on the bed panting and sweating as if he had just been fished out of the water, and he was red from his neck to the root of his ears.
"I'm sorry! I can't scream......"
Hu Yuxiao raised his wrist and looked at his watch, and shook his head very apologetically, but Xia Buer said: "Ten minutes is about the same, anyway, others won't pinch the watch to calculate the time, you change your clothes and rest well, I'll go outside to lay the floor!"
Who knew that Hu Yuxiao actually grabbed his wrist and said: "Forget it, you just sleep here, don't you often sleep with me when you were a child, and you still hold me and call my mother, do you remember?"
"How can I not remember, it was my happiest time......"
Xia Buer sat on the bed with a miserable smile, Hu Yuxiao picked up the nightdress and went to the toilet to change, when he came back, Xia Buer was still sitting on the bed and smoking, Hu Yuxiao picked up the condom on the bedside table and said: "You smoke less, it's not good for your health, it should be enough to tear two out for you, right?"
"Don't tear it, I don't wear this thing......"
Xia Buer hurriedly raised his head, Hu Yuxiao immediately gave him a disgusted look, threw down the condom and climbed onto the bed, lying on the inside fragrantly, Xia Buer also snuffed out the cigarette butt and turned off the lamp, took off his trousers and lay on the side of the bed, half of his body hanging outside.
"Sleep in it, you're still afraid that I will misunderstand you, I'm an old woman......"
Hu Yuxiao gently tugged Xia Buer, and soon the arms of the two were attached together, but Hu Yuxiao said with great relief: "Xiao Er, you are really a good man, in fact, I am ready to let Yiyi sleep with you tonight, and I will feel at ease if she can have you take care of me, but I didn't expect you not to touch her!"
"I really treat her as my little sister, and I don't have any evil thoughts......"
Xia Buer chuckled, Hu Yuxiao also smiled and talked about the past, the two naturally leaned together, Hu Yuxiao hugged his arm and curled up, this is an extremely insecure sleeping position, just like Xia Buer when he was a child, but now she came to Xia Buer to seek security.
Sleeping with Hu Yuxiao made Xia Buer feel at home, the last time he had this feeling, he was with Zhao Wuyan, this warm feeling soon made him fall asleep, and when he was woken up by a sound of opening the door, the sky was bright, and Hu Yuxiao's whole person was nestled in his arms, and a big white leg was still on him.
"Is Yi Yi here......
Hu Yuxiao raised his head in a daze, who knew that when the curtain was lifted, it was actually Long Qiu who walked in with a female bodyguard, Hu Yuxiao immediately screamed in fright, and hurriedly shrank to the corner with the quilt, Xia Buer also hurriedly sat up and said, "Why are you here?"
"Isn't it good that Miss Ben will come to pick you up from work in person......"
Long Qiu, who was wearing a black combat uniform, stepped on the bed, looked at Hu Yuxiao, who was full of fear, and said with a smile: "Don't be afraid! I'm not here to catch a traitor, it's normal for a man with the ability to have three wives and four concubines, if he has the ability to marry me home in the future, you and your little niece can still follow him, anyway, he pees everywhere!"
"Xiao Xiao, go make me breakfast......"
Xia Buer slapped Hu Yuxiao's thigh, Hu Yuxiao hurriedly climbed off the bed, and her face still showed a sense of guilt that she had stolen from her husband, but this was thanks to her leaving Xia Buer last night, otherwise let Long Qiu see them sleeping separately, and the shrewd Long Qiu would definitely find the clue.
"Come on, daughter-in-law, kiss your husband......"
Xia Buer jumped out of bed wearing only underwear, and hugged Long Qiu with a hippie smile, but Long Qiu pushed him away and sneered: "I heard that you collected a lot last night, right, you haven't started work yet, you took bribes under my banner, you are really bold!"
"If I'm cowardly, dare I marry you......"
Xia Buer picked up his trousers and said while putting them on: "You don't have to worry about me and those gangs, they will not be affiliated with your Long family's name, if others ask you, let them wait for my reply, and then I will share the money I earn with you, and we will benefit each other!"
"Okay! I want half of ......."
Long Qiu stretched out his little hand without hesitation, Xia Buer also happily threw a mobile phone to her, no more, no less, exactly two million, Long Qiu immediately doubted: "What do you want to do, don't swagger in my name, if something happens, I won't help you wipe your ass!"
Xia Buer said with a disdainful face: "What do I want you to wipe your buttocks, I'm making money to marry you, you and I are the same son-in-law as Kong Xuan, Lao Tzu is not affected by that kind of scumbag, and I still want to earn money for you to do surgery, this cost is a lot!"
Long Qiu immediately said inexplicably: "What surgery did I do, and I didn't get sick?"
"Daughter-in-law, do some people say that you look like Wang Luodan......
"What do you mean? Compare Wang Luodan with Lao Tzu, and your head is covered with your ......."
Long Qiu glared at him and even came out with the words of Shancheng, but Xia Buer blocked her face with his hand and said with a smile: "Look! Blocking your face is very similar to Wang Luodan, especially the airport on your chest, if you want to bulge your breasts, I have to go bankrupt!"
"Ma Pi! Lao Tzu bites you to death......"