Chapter 67: The Daily Efforts of the God of Salted Fish (Four Changes, 15,000 Words, Asking for Subscriptions, Asking for Votes)
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There used to be such a legend in the Nine Worlds. A majestic-looking god of war with long blond hair, armor and wielding a giant axe. He once sailed a solar boat across countless star fields just to save his followers.
He wielded a great axe to cut off the head of the god of drought, just to return a piece of rain that nourished life in the world.
He used his strong arms to overturn the giants of the mountains, just to give the believers a space to live.
He has defeated dragons and slaughtered evil gods. Those gods who hold the same priesthood as him, but do evil, had better not be discovered by him. for there is not a speck of sand in his eyes.
He can start a god war for honor. He once led the bravest warriors of Asgard against the sea of stars.
Holding the heads of their enemies aloft and singing triumphant songs. The blood of the enemy was mixed with the strong wine.
Hold your own celebration banquet in front of the corpse of the evil god you have slain, so that the gods in the sky can witness his extraordinaryness.
He is invincible, he is invincible. He is the embodiment of thunderous wrath, and he is the most valiant prince Asgard has ever seen. He's Thor, he's Thor.
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Deprived of his divine powers by Odin, the father of the gods, he knocked Thor down to the atrium. And also gave the death order, before Thor could not learn true humility, and the meaning of mortal life. Thor cannot return to Asgard.
From then on, Thor's life became difficult. The first time he went down was with Loki. Loki was in charge of guarding him at the time.
And after discovering the serpent's traces on Earth, the two hurried back to Asgard. Of course, Thor was not allowed to return, so Thor was imprisoned in a cell by Odin at that time.
During those days in the cell, it was Loki who secretly brought Thor a little more food every day. This touched Thor. At the same time, Loki also tells Thor what he knows about the serpent.
And that legend, the legend that he was able to kill the Great Snake. If the serpent does not die, then he will surely come back one day and attack Asgard again.
To do this, Thor asks Loki to help him escape. And let Heimdall help him open the Rainbow Bridge, he wants to return to Earth. He decided to save Asgard by sacrificing himself.
But since he escaped, he felt like his life had gotten worse. Valkyrie, the Valkyrie from Asgard, tells him all sorts of bad news.
Odin says that the incident with the Great Snake is a false alarm, which makes it unnecessary for Thor to be prepared to sacrifice himself. Moreover, the dark elves began to invade the elven kingdom, and Asgard began to comprehensively help the elven kingdom resist the invasion.
As the commander of Asgard's army for so many years, Thor did not receive any news of returning to his post. Instead, Loki took his place and became the Supreme Commander of Asgard.
What's even more desperate is that Loki is doing better than him. The battles he fought were much more beautiful than him, and even the wars he participated in before would have suffered heavy losses if Loki hadn't been in charge of closing them. This made him lose the pride he had cultivated for many years.
Since then, he has been addicted to alcohol. It wasn't until Li Jie came to him and scolded him that he seemed to wake up a little. Because of Lee's plan, Valkyrie is now back in Asgard and reporting to Odin on the Upper Side.
And Li Jie also began to enter an unusually busy state after that. Whether it's the battle in Eastern Europe, or hell, hand and meeting, and gold and gold. One by one, his busy feet don't touch the ground.
So much so that Thor entered a period of no one to govern. Of course, Li Jie set up an automatic bank disbursement and would give Thor $5,000 a month for living expenses. Anyway, the house where Thor lives is rented by Li Jie, and $5,000 is enough to ensure that Thor will not starve to death in New York.
In fact, since he was scolded by Li Jie last time, Thor has been reflecting. Did you really do something wrong? And Odin's punishment for him is still on his body. Until he learns humility and the meaning of life, he will not be able to break the seal of divine power, and at the same time, he will not be able to return to Asgard.
So on the day Valkyrie and Lee Jay left, Thor decided to really try to learn how to learn about human humility and the meaning of life.
"So, what should I do first?" Thor stood in the room, a little overwhelmed. Because he had no idea what mortal life was like. As Thor, his life was all about fighting, training, bleeding, drinking. Of course, women are indispensable.
So Thor doesn't really know how to really live in the mortal world, although he has been on Earth for a while and has begun to get familiar with things on Earth.
"Maybe I should see how mortals live?" Thor thought it was a good idea. At least he had to understand the way of life of mortals first, and perhaps only by blending into mortals could he appreciate the humility of mortals.
As for the way to understand the way of life of mortals, it's simple, isn't it. In this day and age, just turn on the TV and you can know a lot of information.
Thor decides to learn more about the normal way of life of a mortal from the TV first. For example, what they drink and eat every day. What is the entertainment.
The TV turns on, and an animation of Captain America appears on the screen (note: this timeline is before the American team sues the government). He opened fire on the enemy with his machine gun, but soon the barrel overheated and could not be fired.
He was in desperate need of cooling water, and his teammates threw a bottle of black liquid at him. "What the hell is this?" complained to the American team on TV, but poured the liquid on the barrel to cool it.
It was only the moment he opened the lid that hoarfrost began to appear all over the earth. Even the guns and weapons began to freeze. What was once a scorching desert area turned into snow in an instant.
It turned out to be an ad for Coca-Cola. Thor touched his chin and read the ad. "Mortals seem to like drinking this. Is this an everyday drink?"
Thor had seen people holding Cokes on the street more than once. So he thought it was a mortal drink, like the mead and ale of Asgard. It is a must-drink every day.
He decided to go to the convenience store around the corner and buy it back and try it out. Thor had seen at a convenience store that they were selling Coke.
"Poof!" the liquid of the Coke spilled, all of which Thor spat out. He had just returned from buying two cases of Coke from a convenience store. But the taste at first made it difficult for him to accept. The sensation was indescribable, reminding him of the taste of some herbs he had eaten away from Asgard after his injury.
"Oh my God, mortals drink such a terrible thing every day, is this a kind of practice of theirs?" Thor stuck out his tongue. He glanced at Coke with some trepidation.
"Well, I'm a mortal now. It's a mortal. It's a mortal. They can drink. I can drink it too!" Thor hypnotized himself as he closed his eyes and drained the entire bottle of Coke in one go.
"Whew!" Thor felt fine after drinking the Coke, if he didn't think about the taste of the herbs he had eaten. In fact, Coke still has a sweet taste, which is barely acceptable.
"Well, this is my first step into mortality. I want to learn humility. Thor felt that his first step was a good one.
Now it's time for the second step. What mortals generally eat. Yes, the problem of drinking is solved, and he is going to start thinking about eating.
In the earliest days, he went down to earth with Loki, and all the problems of food were solved by Loki. And then it was Valkyrie who went down to earth, and these things became Valkyrie to solve.
They generally make dishes that Thor is used to, with an Asgardian taste.
So until now, Thor wasn't very good at what mortals should eat. However, he remembered that there was a restaurant around the corner, where many mortals seemed to eat.
Now that Thor has decided to become mortal, he decides to try out what mortal food looks like.
The restaurant around the corner is a fast-food family restaurant, which sells fast food like fried chicken burgers. Thor didn't know what to order. He found that many people were ordering large portions of fried chicken and burgers.
So he also bought some and came back ready to try them. Maybe Thor didn't notice. The people who come to eat at this restaurant, well, they are relatively "big".
"This thing isn't bad. It tastes quite good. Thor is very appreciative of fried chicken, a food that is crispy on the outside and juicy on the inside. After all, fried chicken is something that few people find unpalatable.
Thor sat in front of the TV, eating fried chicken while remembering the Coke he had just bought. He had an impulse, he subconsciously felt. Coke and fried chicken should be eaten together.
When a bite of fried chicken goes down, then after a sip of Coke. It was as if Thor had opened the door to a new world. "Is it really supposed to be like this?" Thor looked at the Coke and fried chicken. He seemed to have found a normal way of life for mortals.
It seems that the goal of understanding the normal way of life of mortals and comprehending humility is not far away. Thor was secretly cheering for himself.
More than a pound of fried chicken with 700ml of Coke, it took Thor fifteen minutes to eat it all. He then ate a large portion of the burger, which made his stomach feel unusually full.
"Well, mortal food like this is not bad. Thor nodded.
Then there's entertainment, and Thor doesn't know anyone else on Earth. Li Jie was too busy to pay attention to him. He could only learn what the entertainment of mortals was through television.
Then he quickly understood that watching TV itself was the most important form of entertainment for mortals.
"I see!" Thor realized in an instant, how simple life is for mortals.
They bought Coke from the convenience store around the corner as a drink, and fried chicken from the restaurant around the corner as food. Then sit on the couch and watch TV entertainment.
This lifestyle is completely different from his way of living in Asgard. In Asgard, the men were entertained by gladiatorial fights. But in the mortal world, this form of entertainment does not seem to be popular. They watch other people's gladiatorial fights on TV, but they don't fight themselves. It is said that it is illegal to fight people in the streets.
Thor felt that he had begun to grasp the essence of mortal life. He started going to the hot dog shop around the corner every morning to buy hot dogs for breakfast.
When you're thirsty, go to the convenience store around the corner and buy Coke as a drink.
At noon and in the evening, head to the corner restaurant to buy large portions of fried chicken and burgers for food.
At the same time, Thor slowly discovers something that other mortals like. For example, the ice cream and ice cream sold at the ice cream shop around the corner. There are also chocolate donuts sold at the donut shop around the corner.
There are also small vendors around the corner selling freshly fried potato wedges. Thor is trying to fit in with the common people. So he bought a lot of these foods that ordinary people like and tasted them at home.
And while sipping, I sat on the sofa and watched TV. He has now discovered the joy of watching television. He didn't understand why mortals were so interested in a box with a picture.
But he understood now, after trying to figure out some mortal jokes. "Jimmy's Feather Show", "The Daily Show", "The Conan Show", and "The Buckle Bear Report" have become his favorites.
He now likes to lie on the couch and watch the shows while sipping Coke and eating fried chicken and potato wedges, followed by chocolate doughnuts for dessert.
And during this time of merging into mortals, Thor worked hard, he tried to make himself like a mortal. Don't think about Asgard, don't think about war. Serve daily with Coke fried chicken, and occasionally pair it with hot dog donuts and ice cream.
He wants to recover his divine power as soon as possible and become the god of war again!