Chapter 254: The Bride Is Crazy
The two ladies found Gao Xiao'e and exclaimed, everyone looked at the situation, and sure enough, Gao Xiao'e, who was wearing a famous dress, was climbing sideways on a thick branch. This is a bit outrageous, isn't it? How did she get up so high? At this time, there is no room for everyone to study and ponder, and daring to get people down is the main thing. There were two neat young men, who climbed up the tree to drag Gao Xiao'e and get her down, Gao Xiao'e was already unconscious.
Look at Gao Xiao'e's pale face and closed eyes, she is already dying. It's not realistic to find a doctor without relying on the village and not going to the store before, so let's try to come up with a way to rescue the stubborn old man. Although the second lady has also carried a medical box, it is really a layman who pretends to be forced to save people in an emergency.
People pinched people and did chest pressure to make Gao Xiao'e wake up, and they were busy for a while. The two girls were squatting next to Gao Xiao'e, so anxious that their brains were sweating, they were rubbing their teeth and rubbing their hands, and they were shouting Xiao'e's name vigorously. Someone snatches him out, are you saving people or adding to the chaos? Everyone is busy with your work, you are shouting in a low voice and a high voice, do you think you are walking around the streets and alleys selling shallots, leeks, potatoes, cucumbers, and tomatoes? If you can really wake him up, why should you do this? Besides, you have the ability to go to Jincheng County Hospital to get work, there are so many corpses in the morgue, all of them have made you wake up your kid and not make a fortune?
Then the doctors in the hospital all drink the northwest wind, you kid has become a ghost and a demon and a god, such a big man is not rational at all and can't control his emotions at all, isn't that naïve?
The two girls were pushed out and squatted in the mud, there was a small puddle under the buttocks, the two big butts squatted down, and there were a few splashes on the ground, and the turbid rain splashed on the body again, only a small part splashed on the ground. Fortunately, his young body was agile, and his hands held the ground in time, so that he would not fall on his back to the sky. But it didn't last two seconds, and it fell again.
Because when one hand supports the ground, the palm of the hand is pressed impartially on a tribulus seedling, and although the tribulus terrestris is not fully ripe at that time, the tribulus terrestris is still green. But it is no worse than the old yellow and white tribulus terrestris, which is a cattle-like rice seedling as big as a dog pot, and the tribulus terrestris on it is the size of a soybean. I don't know how such a poor land can cultivate this thistle seedlings so thick, and the intertwined seedlings are as thick as chopsticks.
If I were to cut off this thistle seedling from the root and pick up the whole seedling, I would definitely fill a small basket. Nowadays, girls love to wear dewy mesh clothes in the middle of summer, and if there are girls who don't like to prick or remove the tribulus terrestris and wear it on their bodies, this one is enough. This kind of natural and eco-friendly fashion is definitely "original". Walking in the Paris fashion festival is a beautiful scenery, if in the public place of the city or take the bus and subway, those "groping pig hands" will also be daunted, far away can only swallow saliva, rub lips and stomp feet to scold the mother to smoke.
It's just that this tribulus seedling clothes have a short lifespan, so wear them for three or four days at most, and put them in the refrigerator to keep them fresh when you come back, otherwise they will not be easy to wear if they lose their moisture. It's not very realistic to think about, I just want fashion designers to open their minds and give it a try.
Originally, what is fashion? Isn't it just to find a fast cloth to dig a hole from the beginning, who are you fooling? After a long time, he has become an expert.
The two girls were pierced and grinned, and as soon as their hands were loosened, they fell on their backs. The face of the half-cut wall was flattened, which did not seem to attract people's attention and sympathy for him, except that his body made a bigger splash. The moment he fell, his reaction was to look at the palm of his hand, and the other hand hurriedly helped to select the tribulus terrestris, in fact, there were not many tribulus terrestris in his hand, because the tribulus terrestris did not get off the season, and they were still growing on the seedlings.
If the two girls tie it after autumn, it will be another effect, and the tribulus seedlings all over the ground are not grown for the sake of pricking people. In fact, it also has the effect of traditional Chinese medicine, and some people also grind it into fine powder to make paste for office supplies.
The two girls still didn't dare to be too presumptuous in front of everyone, although they said that they let people pick it out and make mud, and they also let the thistle prick for a while. At this juncture, he understands that you are here to help when you marry your relatives, and when people save people, you cry and wipe away your tears like a mourner, how can people help them with this help?
He grabbed it from the ground and looked at the mud on his tunic like a mud monkey fished out of a ditch. Fuck! I, the groom's official, might as well be called Huazi from Anwei, Henan, and Sichuan? Look at this ruthless appearance, I can't laugh or cry.
Gathered into the crowd and stretched his neck to look inside, as soon as everyone turned around and glared at him, he quickly shrank back and went to another place to look inside, and the people over there were also glaring at him again. He thinks this is boring, I'm not a naughty child, this is my daughter-in-law!
Everyone tossed for a long time, and someone shouted: "Erniang, your daughter-in-law has eased up, come in, come in!" At this time, Gao Xiao'e's pale face gradually turned bloody, and there was breath in her nostrils. The second lady hurriedly hugged Gao Xiao'e in her arms, and then called for thousands of times, because he only had these two moments.
Gao Xiao'e finally opened her eyes, looked around slowly and saw the second girl, suddenly struggled out of his arms, opened a pair of frightened eyes and shouted loudly: "Ghost, there is a ghost ......" The second lady hurriedly said when she saw it: "It's me, it's me, I'm not a ghost." ”
"You're a ghost, it's a ghost, don't come here, don't come over!" Gao Xiao'e said and kept beating the two girls with both hands. People hurriedly went over and grabbed Gao Xiao'e and didn't let her move around, but where could she stop her? She was so crazy, and she was so powerful that a few young men couldn't pull it at all. The second lady was completely dumbfounded, what should I do, it seems that Gao Xiao'e has gone crazy.
Everyone is also like ants on a hot pot, circling around her, carelessly letting her stand out the encirclement, this Gao Xiao'e actually flew up without touching the ground, everyone saw what kind of trick this was playing! Why did the bride have this skill all of a sudden, and the older man looked bad and went back and picked up the whip from the ox cart, and led everyone to chase after it.
Gao Xiao'e laughed and shouted that there were ghosts, and in this wilderness, they tossed up and down, left and right. Everyone knows that no matter what strange things happen, they have to get this crazy bride back, how to deal with it is the family's business, what is it called to let this bride run away?
The older man took advantage of Gao Xiao'e's wild laughter and whipped her right in the calf as she danced. Gao Xiao'e's body lost her balance due to the great pain, and she fell into the mess of grass and trees all of a sudden. How dare everyone slack off and press Gao Xiao'e with their hands and feet, and the two girls shouted loudly: "Old and young masters, please, lower your hands and tap lightly, okay, don't you beat me twice......"
When the big guy heard this, he was angry, "Second girl, you are holding a knife to coax the child, what kind of thing is it? This bride is crazy, you want to be beaten for him, is this a matter of beating? Is it just that beating you can catch her? Do you think everyone is willing to play hide and seek with this crazy woman in this wilderness? Look at what everyone has become because of chasing her? She was covered in mud and water, and she was covered with grass seeds, green leaves, and wattle flower foam, and her clothes made the sour jujube trees hang up and rot.
Because this is a happy event, everyone wears the only clothes in the family, and there is no important occasion that is reluctant to wear. In fact, it's not a high-level dress, but there are no patches. This unpatched clothing is equivalent to the level of wearing a mink at the moment, and the reality has changed too much, and the value in people's eyes is also changing.
I remember when I was a child, I went to the wild to pick mulberries to eat, and at that time they were everywhere, and I didn't want to eat them every season. Throwing a big basket indiscriminately, going home and putting it home, it was poured into the pigs for a day or two, and it was not fresh when it wilted. Many years later, when I entered the city supermarket and saw a small box of mulberries for sale, I looked at the price list, and a few of them were sold for fifty or sixty yuan. I was so scared that I quickly put it back again, oh my God, it's so expensive! Things I didn't want when I was a kid are so valuable. Wasn't that how rich I was when I was a kid?
Although the two girls were screaming hysterically next to them, no one took it seriously. How to find a rope to tie the bride's hands and feet, rope was available, and at that time, in addition to transportation, the bicycle was also an important means of transportation. It's all up to you to pack something. Naturally, every car is indispensable for ropes to tie things. I used it in the row today.
Gao Xiao'e was tied into a zongzi, and she was not honest, she was still in a state of screaming in horror, calling out that there were ghosts. Finally he caught her, carried her to the ox cart, and dragged her home! The two girls watched vigorously while holding the ox cart and cart, and shouted Xiao'e endlessly. Xiao'e didn't dare to look at him at all, and became the "head of the regiment" in the long box. Shaking all over his body and hugging into a heap, he kept calling ghosts. Without that arrogant look, I don't know the second lady at all.
The rain had stopped, the wind had stopped, and the sun came out as if nothing had happened, shining brightly at noon. A pole of people was drenched, like a group of fleeing African refugees in the sun, disheveled, and his face was covered with mud. There was also a strange sound from the ox cart, desolate and harsh. The two girls' tunics are already dirty, their pants are pulled up to reveal their dirty legs, one of their shoes is lost somehow, one foot is bare, and they hold a sock in their hands. If you can't find your shoes, you can't lose your socks anymore, so you don't wear them at all, and it's safe on your hands.
His bicycle was pushed by others and screamed along with the sound of the bike, and no one was in the mood to pay attention to him anymore.