A few days after the submission of "Lao Lin Teaches You to Write Essays", a huge amount of money was added to Lao Lin's account.

The manuscript fee of 100,000 yuan is almost the expected income of ordinary wage earners for half a lifetime in these years.

On the day he got the money, Lao Lin routinely said, "I can't remember that I send myself", and in front of the old lady, in the private seat on the second floor of Xicheng Restaurant across the street from Mingyue Community, he solemnly announced the matter. After that, the old lady, who was a little more able to "control and send a few" than Lao Lin, quietly went out in the faint morning light the next day after holding back all night......

Before the old lady went out, Lin Miao, who was rarely woken up and booed at five o'clock because she drank too much milk before going to bed the night before, happened to witness the old lady going out with her eyebrows up. At that time, Lin Miao thought that the old lady was in her second spring and was going to go on a date with a little old man, but after the booing, she continued to sleep for a few hours, and suddenly there was an atmosphere of a vegetable market at home.

On a rare and quiet weekend, the old lady actually brought back a large number of neighbors in Tianji Lane. not only made Lin Miao unable to continue to hold Li Xiaomeng Luoli, but also made Jiang Ping completely lose the environment of chasing the morning TV series with watermelons.

A group of old neighbors in Tianji Lane set up a mahjong table in Lin Miao's house, and they didn't stop rubbing it from morning to evening.

In the first half of the day, Lao Lin could still keep smiling by listening to the praise of these people, and he was also very happy, and even invited them to a nearby hotel for lunch with the friendship of the landlord; Secretly poked and poked Lao Lin into the room and asked the boss to drive people away.

I didn't want to say anything, so the old lady followed and touched in.

Jiang Ping was already angry that the old lady had summoned this group of people, and when she saw that the culprit was sent to the door, she simply asked the old lady to drive people away. Unexpectedly, the old lady was hesitant, and it took a long time to understand that the group of people who were emotional were all here to borrow money.

As soon as Jiang Ping heard this, she exploded instantly, and shouted in a voice that could be heard clearly by the door: "What kind of money to borrow!?

The old lady was busy covering Jiang Ping's mouth, suppressing her voice, and said anxiously and angrily: "Don't shout, I heard a joke." They don't borrow much, Ah Rong is now earning 100,000 yuan a month, what's wrong with giving them a few thousand yuan, they won't come after borrowing this time......"

"Do I owe them?!" Jiang Ping's sharp voice pierced through the entire community.

The neighbors who were playing mahjong in the living room outside the house couldn't help but stop all their movements. A bastard turned his head and said to Lin Miao, who was sitting on the sofa watching "Gourd Baby", very dissatisfied: "Your mother is too stingy, and she won't borrow this money." ”

Lin Miao stared at the bastard for two seconds, nodded seriously, and sighed: "Alas, yes, Bill Gates is too stingy, last year my dad asked the boss of his junior high school classmate's cousin in the United States to borrow half of the family property from Bill Gates, and Bill Gates ignored my dad, it was just stingy and rude." By the way, do you know who Bill Gates is?"

The bastard looked dazed: "I don't know." ”

Lin Miao said: "That's a pity, otherwise I will ask the Dongou Municipal Government to sponsor you with a ticket to the United States, and you can go to his house every day to borrow money in the future, ensuring that you don't earn as fast as he borrows." In a few years' time, when a real-time computer game comes out, you can also write a banner and hang it in front of his house, and the banner will say 'See if you kill fast or I can send it quickly', which is especially suitable for the occasion. ”

The bastard couldn't understand Lin Miao's Martian words at all, and his eyes were straight, Jiang Ping slammed the door and came out in a huff.

The door slammed with a bang, startling everyone in the room.

Jiang Ping glanced at the people in the room with the eyes of the enemy who killed her father, and then turned her head and continued to yell at the old lady: "Those copper dots in your son's pocket are in your eyes, aren't they? I have been married to your family for so many years, have you ever given me a penny? I have been pregnant with Ah Miao for eight months, and if you eat more buns at night, you will talk about it and talk about it for a long time, and now you will give the money to these cats and dogs, you are happy?!"

"Eh, Ah Ping, that's not right about you......" The bastard couldn't help but interject.

"Shut up!" Jiang Ping snapped.

Facing Jiang Ping, who was full of anger, the bastard swallowed back his words timidly and rationally.

Today's Jiang Ping is no longer the Jiang Ping of half a year ago. Putting aside her identity as "the wife of Lin Guorong, a famous contemporary writer in my country", Jiang Ping, who is a temporary worker in the Party and Government Office of Xicheng Street, is also a person from half a country......

The small people in the market, especially the idle people in society who don't even have a serious job, really can't afford to offend her......

"This little thing, why is it so noisy, Canada has heard your voice. Lao Lin's position wavered, and he wanted to appease Jiang Ping, but he didn't want to lose face in front of so many outsiders.

Jiang Ping stood firm today, and the stubbornness that had been buried deep in her bones since she was a child completely burst out, and shouted screaming: "It's a small thing, right? Okay, okay! You have money anyway! You can live with your mother in the future, I can support myself!

Lin Miao immediately jumped up from the sofa: "Here!"

Jiang Ping's face darkened: "I went to live at my grandmother's house with my mother, and I won't come back in the future!"

"Okay~" Lin Miao simply jumped off the sofa and grabbed Li Xiao, "Xiaoxiao, pack up your salute and divide the property." ”

"Huh?" Li Xiao looked at Lin Miao and then at TV.

"Gourd Baby" is so exciting, I can't stop......

The old lady was silent with a dark face, watching Jiang Ping take out the newly bought suitcase that was originally intended for New Year's tourism, and put up her clothes in front of a room full of people. Lin Miao was not ambiguous, pulled out her suitcase, helped Li Xiao pack up the change of clothes, and said while cleaning up: "In fact, being poor also has the benefits of being poor, at least it can be very trouble-free when moving, the most troublesome thing is those who are half poor, obviously there is not much money in their pockets, but there is no shortage of furniture and electrical appliances, those who are too expensive are reluctant to throw away, those who are willing to throw away have no money to buy back, those who can buy back can't move, and the new home that can be moved can't be put down, you say, is life full of helplessness and sadness?"

Li Xiao nodded unconsciously: "Well......"

Lin Miao packed Li Xiao's small clothes and pants, stuffed them into the alley, and then closed the box.

Carrying his small schoolbag full of big killers, he got up and walked to the door of the house, calmly putting on pirated Optimus Prime brand sneakers, Lin Miao waved his hand at the room full of people, and reminded him in friendship: "There are still thousands of dollars in cash in my parents' room, a few gold rings, Silver bracelets, you have time later, you can take things back when my dad and my grandma are not paying attention, anyway, my grandma will not let my dad call the police, you can rest assured and boldly steal it, I wish all the people in the world who are as faceless as you can harvest their own happiness as soon as possible. ”

A room full of people: "......"

Jiang Ping rarely understood Lin Miao's indecent words, the corners of her mouth grinned, and she rubbed Lin Miao's head: "It's still my son who is the most sensible." ”

"That is, the problem of money is a matter of position, and the issue of stance is a matter of personality, can you be ignorant?" Lin Miao continued to humiliate the house full of goods, and turned to Lao Lin Dao, "Dad, we are all going to run away from home, you can drive us!"

"You don't need him to send it!" Jiang Ping was still angry, stepped on high-heeled sandals, and went out with a clatter.

A ray of sunset shines in through the hollow of the exterior wall of the corridor.

Jiang Ping took Lin Miao by the hand, Lin Miao led Li Xiao, and slowly went downstairs with the mother and son on an outing.

Li Xiaoxiao frowned, and asked in a sad whisper, "Miao Miao, aren't we coming back?"

Lin Miao smiled slightly: "Don't be afraid, we have a lot of houses." Where my mom and I are, that's your home. ”

Li Xiao's troubles disappeared suddenly, with a smile in his bright eyes, he responded softly: "Hmm." ”