Body 0510 Conan Possessed
"Let me tell you, in fact, being a human being and being a dog are the same, as long as you have a sense of responsibility and public morality, you are a qualified dog, and the little will come to you to breed, you know......"
Xia Buer sat in the corridor on the eighth floor smoking a cigarette, Rhubarb, who had just been forcibly washed by the girls, was crawling at his feet to compete with an emergency light, it was already more than eight o'clock in the evening, and the dark clouds covered the outside were so dark that he couldn't see his fingers, and he had just been given a glorious task - to sentry!
As the saying goes, the poor have a treacherous plan, and the rich have a long conscience, and now there are hundreds of mermaid monsters entrenched downstairs, and the survivors all feel a strong crisis, so they began to treat Xia Buer, a newcomer, and began to be unkind, and unanimously decided to let him guard the important entrance and exit, anyway, if he is lame, he will not delay the sentry.
"Brother Wuliang, I'll accompany you to keep watch......"
A young man with glasses walked over, carrying a machete with a nervous face, Xia Buer immediately slid back on the office chair, and asked curiously: "Your name is Zhang Yuhang, who asked you to come, are you worried that I am afraid alone?"
"No, it was decided by everyone together, and now there are two sentry posts in vulnerable places......"
Zhang Yuhang pushed his glasses quite nervously, this guy knew that he was a post-zero guy just by hearing the name, not only did he look honest, but his body was also weak and thin, Xia Buer comforted him: "Don't be so nervous, the corridors are blocked by furniture, and those mermaids can't get up!"
"Viagra said that the mermaid monster is very abnormal, it has never happened like this before, it is better to be careful......"
Zhang Yuhang kept wiping his sweat on his pants, this courage is not as good as that of a little girl, I am afraid that people also let him come over because he is a bully, and Xia Buer smiled and didn't say anything, sliding forward with a sharpened steel pipe, just like a wheelchair.
"Brother Liang, I'll push you......"
Zhang Yuhang hurriedly followed and pushed the back of the office chair, Xia Buer picked up the emergency light and put it on his lap, and patrolled forward while talking to him, and Rhubarb also followed him, and Xia Buer soon knew that Zhang Yuhang was half a year older than him and was a serious sophomore.
"Brother Liang, aren't you afraid, they all ran to the twelfth floor opposite......
The two of them soon came to a deep corridor, and the storm outside the window made it impossible to hear even the footsteps, but Xia Buer lowered his head and fiddled with the plaster on his ankle, and said absent-mindedly: "What are you afraid of, the mermaid monster can't fly, unless there is a fool who opens the door of the corridor, nothing can hurt us!"
"Bang~"
Suddenly! Before Xia Buer's words fell, a loud noise came, as if a door had been slammed shut, Xia Buer hurriedly put on his shoes and socks, and Zhang Yuhang hurriedly pushed him forward, but as soon as he turned the corner, he said in horror: "It can't be a mermaid monster climbing up, right?"
"No! they're not geckos......
Xia Buer stood up from the chair with a water pipe, he was full of food and plasters, and his injured ankle could basically walk quickly, but when he cautiously walked to the front, it turned out that the window of the conference room was not closed, and the wind blew the door of the conference room against the wall.
"What's going on? What was the sound just now......
Xia Gu Likun suddenly ran over with three girls quickly, all panting and holding flashlights with nervous faces, and they were relieved after Xia Buer told him about the situation, but Xia Buer sat back in the chair and asked playfully: "Gu Li, where is your Muay Thai champion, why did you let you come out to patrol in person?"
"Yining is guarding the building opposite, he is our last barrier, and the responsibility is very heavy......"
Xia Gu Likun looked at Xia Buer very seriously, and her best friend Nana said angrily: "Those cowards will bully us Brother Ning is responsible, and he hides in the nest to sleep and let Brother Ning go out to guard the door, and what the hell are these two newcomers, one is lame and the other is a wreck, it is not as useful as the big yellow dog!"
Xia Buer immediately said depressedly: "Hu Na! I don't like what you say, what do you mean that we are not as good as a big yellow dog, you can't discriminate against people with disabilities, I use my eyes and don't use my feet!"
"Come on, if the mermaid monster really comes up, and you will be killed before you can run to the other side, what can you do as a cripple......"
Hu Na hugged her arms with a face full of disdain, but this hug showed her big breasts, she was a typical person with a hot body that didn't reach her chest first, she also knew where her advantages were, she deliberately wore a tight crop top, and there was still a sexy fart-length skirt underneath, but it was a pity that an Internet celebrity face was obviously facelifted.
Zhang Yuhang suddenly took out a piece of chocolate from his pocket, handed it to Hu Na and said with a smile: "Nana, you have to believe me, even if I have an accident, I will not let you have a mistake, I will protect you with my life!"
"Oh my god, it's good if you don't pee your pants, and protect me, you save it......"
Hu Na slapped the chocolate in his hand, Zhang Yuhang immediately lowered his head with a pale face, Xia Gu Likun shook his head and left with the girls, but Xia Buer was curious: "What kind of taste do you have, how do you like plastic surgery, her breasts must also be finished!"
"The boobs are real, she ...... She used to be my girlfriend......"
Zhang Yuhang sighed with frustration and said: "Alas~ Hu Na is my college sister, she took the initiative to chase me back then, but I didn't fight later, as soon as I saw a living corpse, my legs were weak, or I was scared to pee my pants, Hu Na disliked me for not being like a man, and broke up with me after I arrived here!"
"I'm afraid you're a rich second generation, the family must be very rich......"
Xia Buer looked him up and down, Zhang Yuhang nodded a little embarrassed, Xia Buer patted his arm and said: "There are so many beautiful girls here, don't fall in love with a flower, it's a good thing for Hu Na to break up with you, you will understand this truth sooner or later!"
"Alas~ I'm just unwilling, I really want to prove myself ......"
Zhang Yuhang sighed and pushed him forward again, and the two of them wandered aimlessly on the eighth floor, Xia Buer also felt that the mermaid monster behaved abnormally, and it was obviously abnormal to look like he was stumbling to the end, but it was a pity that he and Zhang Yuhang discussed for a long time and didn't come up with a reason, and in a blink of an eye, it was half past eleven in the middle of the night.
"Sleepless tonight, so many people don't sleep......"
Xia Buer walked into the glass bridge between the two buildings, and the survivors all lived opposite, but there were still many rooms with lights on in the middle of the night, and Zhang Yuhang also came over and said: "Three people died today, everyone is in a bad mood, let's talk about it...... Huh, how can there be anyone on the sixth floor across the street?"
"Still pulling the curtains, what the hell are you doing......"
Xia Buer narrowed his eyes and looked carefully at the sixth floor opposite, if they hadn't been standing on the eighth floor and looking down, they would definitely not have noticed the light coming through the gap in the curtains, and Zhang Yuhang was also puzzled: "All the people below the eighth floor are abandoned, and everyone lives on the twelfth floor, who would run down in the middle of the night?"
"Let's go, let's take a look, and maybe we'll find out why the mermaid monster is here......"
Xia Buer immediately walked quickly to the opposite building, but Zhang Yuhang didn't go far before he fell behind, and timidly hugged Rhubarb in his arms, it seems that this kid is really not ordinary timid, but Xia Buer just walked into the stairway and stopped, frowned and said: "Slow! There is an infrared siren below!"
"Huh? How can this be ......?"
Zhang Yuhang looked down in horror, only to see a white gadget like a doorbell lying horizontally under an inconspicuous piece of rotten cardboard, Xia Buer had to flip down from the railing, but he just wanted to take the rhubarb, Zhang Yuhang stammered: "Brother Liang......! I'll be waiting for you here, so I can take care of you!"
"Okay! Don't let the rhubarb scream ......"
Xia Buer turned around and walked downstairs, but he was completely speechless to Zhang Yuhang in his heart, even if Hu Na didn't worship money, he had to break up with him, but when he tiptoed to the sixth floor, he actually heard a burst of men and women laughing and playing, and even the sound of coquettishness.
"Damn!"
Xia Buer shook his head very depressedly, as soon as he heard this voice, he knew what was going on, he immediately quietly walked outside a glass curtain wall, looked in through the gap in the curtain, and saw a spacious conference room, more than a dozen naked men and women were hugging each other and talking and laughing.
'I'll ......'
Xia Buer saw Hu Na at first sight, she was sitting coquettishly in Wang Yining's arms kissing, seeing that they were sweating profusely, it was obvious that she had finished her errand, but Wang Yining had three girls around him, and his brothers were at least two each, but instead of Xia Gu Likun, there were several married young women.
"Alas~ It's really a fireproof, anti-theft, anti-girlfriend......"
Xia Buer shook his head with disdain, Hu Na is Xia Gu Likun's best friend, but she didn't expect to steal her husband behind her back, a few little young women are also not good things, their husbands still call Wang Yining and others brothers during the day, but they gave their butts to others at night.
"Brother Ning, there are people ...... outside"
Suddenly, a guy walked out of the toilet, just saw the sneaky Xia Buer, he hurriedly rushed up to catch Xia Buer, but Xia Buer rushed over and punched him to the ground, the other party fainted without snorting, anyway, this ghost place with a black light, the other party must not be able to see who he is.
"Don't get dressed, run ...... separately"
The dog men and women in the conference room immediately made a mess, Xia Buer quickly hid under the table, only to see a few little young women pull open the door and run away with their clothes and pants, while Wang Yining and the others saw that their companions were knocked unconscious, and they didn't care about looking for Xia Buer in a panic, so they quickly picked up their unconscious companions and ran away.
"A bunch of idiots ......"
Xia Buer sneered and got out from under the table, swaggering into the conference room full of tissues, there were several pairs of bras and pants left in the conference room, and there were still a lot of cigarettes and foreign wine on the table, it seemed that Wang Yining had hidden a lot of good things, and he directly smiled at a few packs of good cigarettes.
"Ah......h
Suddenly, a terrible scream came from upstairs, followed by another woman shouting like crazy, Xia Buer immediately walked out in wonder, and finally heard someone shouting to kill someone, but he didn't go over to join in the fun, if he went out at this time, he would definitely be regarded as a murderer, so he took a few pairs of underwear and walked in the opposite direction.
"Alas~ I'm really Conan reincarnated, and I'll die everywhere ......"
Xia Buer walked upstairs with a depressed heart, but as soon as he came to the hall on the eighth floor, he was actually illuminated by more than a dozen flashlights at the same time, only to see Wang Yining pointing at him and saying angrily: "Catch him quickly, he is the only outsider here, Sasha must have been killed by him!"
"Wang Yining, don't spew blood, I'll only be down for a few minutes, Zhang Yuhang can testify to me......
Xia Buer glared at Wang Yining angrily, he expected that this guy would definitely frame him, who knew that Zhang Yuhang actually trembled and said, "You...... You've been down for half an hour, you have plenty of time to kill, and I won't cover you!"
"Zhang Yuhang, are you crazy......
Xia Buer looked at him with a shocked face, but the survivors had all rushed to him when they heard the news, and they all roared and rushed towards him when they heard Zhang Yuhang's words.