71. Chief scumbag

Chu Lingxi was full of wine and food, and dreamed of returning to Huaxu.

A new day, a new morning class, and a small exam paper floated leisurely on the bookcase of every Taoist student.

Liu Ya gave full play to the self-deceptive spirit of the scumbag, holding the scroll tightly with both hands, slowly moving down while praying, and finally saw a ruthless red letter - C.

She was depressed, and a miracle would probably never befall her.

Ruoshui Fairy's voice was cold and unwavering: "In the first small test, sixteen Dao students are first-class, Lin Ze is the best, Chen Xiao and Zhu Zhikang are second-class, Liu Ya and Jiamu are C-class, and the two worst Daoists are each punished with five precepts, and the Dusk Pavilion Lingxian is responsible for admonishment." ”

Liu Ya's hand hurts even more, and Jia Mu doesn't care, with a proud posture of lying at the bottom.

At the end of the Taoist class, An Ge and Bei Zhi both came to comfort Liu Ya, although she forced a smile, but she was extremely worried.

The so-called step by step, the hope of becoming an immortal seems to be getting slimmer and slimmer.

After lunch, the two came to the residence of the Dusk Pavilion, Shiran Garden, and saw that the merry boy looked solemn, as if he was troubled.

Jiamu was not polite at all, picked up the teapot on the bookcase and sniffed it, nodded with satisfaction, and poured himself a cup.

Dusk Ting angrily slapped the case: "Unlucky devil, you caused me to gamble and lose a piece of Kuizhu Xingyu, which is rare in 10,000 years, and I am embarrassed to drink tea!"

Jia Mu shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands: "The conscience of heaven and earth, I spare no effort to cause trouble every day, but my aunt turns a blind eye", he fiddled with the various pastries in the plum blossom rouge plate, and finally chose a piece of coconut chrysanthemum flower pear cake that is not too sweet, and asked: "What are the winners of this gamble?"

Dusk Ting was heartbroken: "Boyan Shangxian is the only winner, and he easily pocketed countless treasures", he looked at the willow sprouts and sighed, "Bean sprouts, you made me lose so badly." ”

"I... I don't quite understand what the fairy meant...", Liu Ya was confused, she never thought that there was a gambling game in the fairy world, and she was inexplicably involved.

Jia Mu threw her a piece of fragrant rose shortbread and explained: "After the master entered the Huaxu Immortal Gate, many immortals privately opened a gambling game to bet on whether I was the most punished Taoist student in the first five days, which was originally no suspense, who would have expected that the inconspicuous you would replace me and become the chief scumbag who was punished every day." ”

Twilight Pavilion had a flash of inspiration, and closed the fan with a snap: "The winner may not only have Bo Yan Shangxian, maybe if the water fairy is also involved, so he deliberately does not punish the devil." ”

Jia Mu shook his head: "According to my aunt's character, it is unlikely that she will join the gambling game. ”

Dusk Ting said earnestly: "Never think that you know women very well, otherwise you will suffer a big loss sooner or later." ”

Liu Ya subconsciously caught the shortbread and held it in her hand awkwardly, neither eating nor not eating, and feeling that men are more difficult to understand than women, and male gods are more difficult to understand than men.

The demon Jiamu is a day of trouble, and he is bent on escaping from the fairy gate that everyone yearns for, and although the twilight pavilion fairy is kind and helpful, it will always give people a sense of frivolity and fun.

After talking about the gambling game, Twilight Ting began to look at the exam papers, and Shi Zongshu slapped one of them on the face of the devil: "Do you have the ability to hand in the blank papers, don't you have the courage to write your name!?"

Jia Mu pretended to be obedient and said: "Keep in mind the teachings of the immortals, and next time I will definitely sign the four big characters of 'Mixed World Devil'." ”

When Twilight Pavilion and Bean Sprouts spoke, she returned to the style of a tender prodigal son, and circled two strokes on her paper: "The answer to the question is not the more words, the better, the first question is only useful for these two sentences, and the rest are not answered, so they can be deleted." ”

The tone of the merry boy seems to have magical power, which can make the listener accept criticism happily and not feel half repulsed and complained.

Dusk Ting motioned for her to sit down and ordered tea leisurely: "People born with immortal bones generally learn immortal arts and Taoism since they were three years old, but Ling Zun was not in a hurry to teach you before his death, have you ever thought about the reason?"

Liu Ya hung her head deeply, and she was punished and frustrated in Hua Xu again and again, which made her more and more unconfident, maybe her father had already seen that her qualifications were dull, and after hesitating, he hung his head deeply and said: "It may be... It's because my talent is too poor to cultivate immortals..."

Jiamu was inexplicably distressed, he had seen many appearances of bean sprouts, stubborn, brave, and unwilling to admit defeat, but there had never been a moment so disheartened.

Dusk Pavilion encouraged Liu Ya: "Actually, you are no worse than any Taoist student, you just started late, your achievements can only represent a moment, not a lifetime, Ling Zun has taught many protΓ©gΓ©s in the fairy world in the past, including the rotten wood-like me, he must have a deep meaning for your arrangement, and one day you will understand his good intentions." ”

Jia Mu stuffed a piece of iced peach strips into the mouth of the bean sprouts: "Whether you become an immortal or not, you live for a lifetime, happiness is more important than anything else, and your sad face is really not good-looking." ”

Liu Ya frowned and raised his leg to kick the devil's head, but he deftly dodged it.

Looking at the two Taoist students with diametrically opposite personalities in front of him, Twilight Ting couldn't help but recall his bumpy fairy road, and felt a lot, not vomiting or unhappy: mortals always envy the immortals, but they don't know how dangerous the road to immortals is, most of the people with immortal bones have no childhood, since the age of three, there are countless Taoist scriptures to memorize, there are countless spells to learn, after entering Huaxu Mountain, it is a small test to take a big test, and only after surviving the vast sea of learning can you fly to become an immortal, and then you need to climb over the endless mountains and mountains, from the spirit immortal, Taishang Zhenren to the second immortal, Shangxian, a mountain is more dangerous than a mountain, looking back on the side to know that there are more joys and sorrows, more losses and less, often like walking in the vast fog, I don't know where to go, and I don't even know whether I should continue to move forward, if I have a child in the future, I don't want him to embark on this hard road too early, and I don't want him to just bury his head in the road, don't know how to appreciate the infinite beauty of the roadside, the thousand years of life is just a long torture. ”

Jia Mu had never seen the merry old white tiger speak at length in a serious manner, as if it was still very reasonable, and he was shocked and speechless for a while.

Chu Lingxi sincerely agreed, clapped his hands and praised: "Romantic love saint, I will obey you if I don't accept the wall, if it has a chance one day, it will definitely get drunk with you!"