Volume 1 Eyebrows Chapter 27 Naked slap in the face
The round-faced girl stood up shyly and asked in a low voice, "Teacher, can you recite a song casually?"
Luo He said with a smile: "Lu Shiheng has few geniuses, his articles are world-class, his poems are heavy and his paintings are arranged, and his writing is also good." If you don't want to memorize poems, you can also recite other creations of Lu Ji. ”
After speaking, Luo He glanced at Xu Fengchen, and looked at his appearance, and the fire in Luo He's stomach became more and more hot.
"Just sit down and memorize. ”
The round-faced girl listened to Luo He's words and said: "Put the wine in the high hall, and the sad song is coming." Life expectancy, death is like morning frost...... My wine is the purpose, and my food is the same. There are short songs, and there is no wilderness in the long night. ”
"Okay! This "Tanka Xing" was recited very well, and everyone applauded her. Luo He glanced around with a smile, his eyes fixed on Xu Fengchen's body.
After the applause, Luo He continued: "Lu Ji's "Short Song Xing" intends to imitate Cao Cao's "Short Song Xing", but unfortunately, although Lu Ji is brilliant in writing and is known as "Taikang Zhiying", compared to Cao Cao, he is still less ambitious. ”
"As for Xie Lingyun, I guess I don't need to repeat it again, but not everyone can say that sentence casually, 'There is only one stone in the world, Cao Zijian has eight buckets, I have one bucket, and since ancient times and today, I have a total of one bucket'. ”
"Xie Lingyun, I like his "Seven Miles Together", can you find a classmate to help me memorize it?"
After Luo He finished speaking, his eyes were dark, and he pretended to ask: "Is there any classmate who took the initiative to recite? Well? No? Since there is none, then I will find a random classmate." ”
Luo He smiled secretly in his heart, he seemed to have inadvertently discovered Xu Fengchen next to Su Yanran, his "child love enemy", "Hey, this classmate is Xu Fengchen, right? Exchange students from XG Chinese University?"
Su Yanran's little head was still pillowed on Xu Fengchen's arm, his eyes narrowed into a line, and he whispered: "The big fly is in trouble with you!"
Xu Fengchen shook her and withdrew his arm, Luo He took the initiative to mention him, Xu Fengchen didn't want to retreat as an ostrich, stood up, and said loudly: "Hello Teacher Luo, I am Xu Fengchen, an exchange student of XG Chinese University and H Normal University." ”
Luo He nodded and said, a talent, not bad.
Then a wicked smile crawled all over his face.
"Classmate Xu, can you recite "Seven Milese"?"
Luo He felt that this sentence could not put Xu Fengchen into a "dead place", and added: "Qilise is also known as Qilitan, and Xie Lingyun, who is proud of his talents, traveled to Fuchunzhu and Qilise on the way to serve as Yongjia Taishou, and this poem was written at that time. "Seven Miles of Se" has always been my favorite, not long ago I personally went to the Fuchun River to investigate, it can be said that the harvest is very rich, the spiritual world has been enriched. ”
Listen, this is an intellectual, who can not only settle down with the master and lure these young souls, but also travel all over the world to visit the past and the present.
Luo He looked at Xu Fengchen firmly, and the evil smile on his face could be described as blatant, "Classmate, if you can't memorize it, then I doubt how you were admitted to XG Chinese University, I happen to have a doctoral student who manages the information agency, and I can easily check your college entrance examination results and school situation." ”
This is to force Xu Fengchen to a dead end.
The eyes of the whole class looked at Xu Fengchen in unison, and Xu Fengchen could feel that his eyes were as hot as fire.
He looked at Luo He, who was full of confidence, and didn't speak for a long time.
Su Yanran woke up violently, Luo He's words made her smell an unusual breath, she turned her head to look at Xu Fengchen, pulled his sleeve with her hand, and whispered: "It's okay, if you don't know how to memorize, leave the rest to my dad." ”
Xu Fengchen looked down at Su Yanran and said secretly, you may not know that your father Su Yi is already too busy to take care of himself now......
Zhu Rui and Yu Tonghua looked at Xu Fengchen worriedly, Zhu Rui thought, I don't know if Su Yi's identity insurance for the Qingdi is not insured?
"Well, it seems that this exchange student from XG Chinese University really can't memorize "Seven Miles of Beauty", maybe he doesn't know that Xie Lingyun will have this poem......"
With Luo He's words, there was gradually laughter in the class, very ironic laughter.
Xu Fengchen stared at Luo He, smiled shyly, and said, "Oh, it's "Qili Se", it just so happens that I also like Xie Gongyi's poems. ”
The laughter stopped.
Don't give Luo He a chance to react.
Xu Fengchen immediately recited in a suppressed voice: "The heart accumulates in the autumn morning, and the morning accumulates to show and look." The lonely guest died of injuries and turbulence, and the journey was hard. The stone is shallow and the water is murmuring, and the sunset mountain shines on the sun...... Witnessing Yan Zise, he wanted to belong to Ren Gongyu. Who is said to be the difference between ancient and modern, different generations can be the same. ”
Come to an end.
The class was silent.
The corners of Luo He's mouth twitched, the poem "Seven Miles of Se" was very biased, and few people paid attention to Xie Lingyun's poem.
Xu Fengchen was able to recite it completely. This is something that Luo He never expected.
The classmate who had something good to do searched it on his mobile phone and shouted in surprise: "Xu Fengchen recited word for word!"
It's not over yet.
Xu Fengchen looked at Luo He, whose legs were trembling unconsciously, and asked, "Excuse me, teacher, do you recite "Seven Mile Se"? I don't know if it's right or wrong in some parts of my recitation, I hope you can continue to recite it again and let me know whether it's right or wrong!"
Look, Emperor Xu Qing of Heavenly Court is not only different from ordinary people in terms of skills, but also understands this kind of "chasing and killing" by victory. The first half of the sentence is directed at Luo He, at first glance, it sounds a bit vexatious, and the second half of the sentence gives an explanation, oh, it gives people the feeling that Xu Fengchen is really a modest and studious student!
Su Yanran opened his mouth with a smile and secretly applauded Xu Fengchen under the desk.
Luo He was shocked in place, as an old fritter, stopped slightly, and hurriedly said: "Xu Fengchen is really very good at poetry and songs, it seems that our teachers and students are heroes who meet heroes, and I will tell you responsibly, I will memorize this poem in my dreams, and what you recite is very correct." ”
"Sit down, Mr. Xu. Luo He waved his hand, in the relationship between teachers and students, he is still in an absolute advantage, a class is still long, take your time, don't rush.
Su Yanran said excitedly to Xu Fengchen: "You're going to shoot this big fly to death, come on!"
The mobile phone vibrated for a moment, Xu Fengchen took it out and saw that it was sent by Zhu Rui, with a few words, "Qingdi, hidden deeply." ”
Xu Fengchen smiled implicitly, those high-level officials in the heavenly court knew that he had a habit, in his spare time for fighting, he liked to hold a mobile phone without a calling card to memorize poems, and for Xu Fengchen, high-intensity missions, ancient Chinese literature can well soothe his bloodthirsty and excited desires. These are things that external members like Zhu Rui have naturally never heard of.
Luo He's face did not show the slightest look of frustration, and he wrote the names "Qin Guan and Chao Buzhi" on the blackboard.
Xu Fengchen secretly said that Qin Guan and Chao Buzhi were both the four scholars of Sumen, the former was respected as the word sect of the Wanyue school, and the latter was a great writer in the Northern Song Dynasty.
Luo He then briefly introduced the lives of Qin Guan and Chao Buzhi, which was similar to what Xu Fengchen thought.
Luo He's gaze was once again fixed on Xu Fengchen's body.
Xu Fengchen smiled secretly, sure enough, he came, waiting for me here.
"Student Xu, since you can recite 'Qilise', I wonder if you can memorize Qin Guan's 'Queqiao Immortal Xianyun' and 'Man Tingfang' and 'Man Tingfang' for the students, so that the students can quickly understand why Qin Guan is respected as the 'Word Sect' in the Wanyue School. ”
Su Yanran and the three of them looked at Xu Fengchen's reaction.
The students in the class looked at Xu Fengchen in unison, can they still speak as ordinary people now?
"Okay, teacher. ”
Xu Fengchen stood up.
"The clouds are clever, the flying stars spread hatred, and the silver man is dark. As soon as the golden wind and jade dew meet, they will win countless ...... in the world."
This is the first song that Luo He proposed.
"The blue water is shocking, the yellow clouds are condensed at dusk, and the fallen leaves are scattered and empty. The cave room is quiet, and the oblique moon lingers. Chongyang is close again, and in several places, the sound of anvils and pestles urges ......"
This is the second song that Luo He proposed.
Word for word!
Like a thousand feet of water, there is no stagnation at all.
Luo He's face began to be unbearable, and he changed his words, "Chao Buzhi is another idol of mine, classmate Xu, I like his "Bodhisattva Barbarian: Hundred Flowers and Bei Dongfengli", can you recite it?"
Xu Fengchen lowered his head and smiled, "Hundred flowers contain the east wind." The light rain in the South Park is open. Spring is every year. Flowers bloom together every year......"
Like Qin Guan's two poems, he is even more familiar.
Luo He finally panicked.
Xu Fengchen's casual arrival really made Luo He unable to get off the stage, and the steps he originally planned were completely reversed.
And the whole class thought that Xu Fengchen, a fierce man whose combat power was almost invincible, was a little excessive, not only beating the lecturer Luo He, but also making them feel that more than ten years of knowledge had been learned in vain.
Luo He had a straight face, he couldn't get angry, if he wasn't in the classroom right now, he would probably go up and beat Xu Fengchen like a shrew.
"Teacher, I'm actually illiterate, and the person who taught me often scolds me like this. Xu Fengchen said with fuel on fire.
Luo He walked to Xu Fengchen's side and said with a sinister smile: "Then I will ask you for advice on the level of this illiterate person." ”
"Alas, well. ”
"I say the last sentence, you say the next sentence, the category is not in which dynasty!"
"Okay. ”
Luo He said: "Sleep boring court stands. ”
Xu Fengchen followed, "Laugh and beat the bee with a pole." ”
"But sigh at the Jiangling waves. ”
"It's open for a while. ”
"Where are the dream souls? ”
"Silence hides the truth. ”
There are no mistakes, and the connection is complete and accurate.
Luo He was horrified.
Xu Fengchen interjected and said, "The teacher is erudite, please let the students ask the teacher a question." ”
Luo He's timepiece didn't come out of anything, and logically speaking, Xu Fengchen's request was not too much.
Su Yanran interrupted on the side, "Teacher Luo, you are full of pearls, you won't be afraid of Xu Fengchen, right?"
"Haha...... What Yan Ran said, as a teacher at Normal University, he will definitely not be able to walk on the podium without two brushes, okay, let Xu make a sentence. Luo He said embarrassedly.
His heart was drumming, in fact, he was extremely panicked.
Xu Fengchen pondered for a moment and said: "I am grateful to abandon my words, hesitate and doubt. ”
"Please also ask the teacher to say the next sentence. ”
Luo He thought hard, he knew that this sentence came from Cao Zhi's "Luo Shen Fu", but "Luo Shen Fu" does not count punctuation marks A total of 984 words, Luo He wanted to memorize "Luo Shen Fu" in the past, but he felt that the full text was too long and the language was obscure, so he kept it shelved.
I didn't expect it to be at this moment......
Luo He looked at the other classmates as if asking for help, and saw that they were all watching him, and he didn't have the idea of helping, and his heart suddenly became dead.
"I forgot. After thinking for nearly five minutes, Luo He said dejectedly.
The next sentence is, accept the harmony and calm ambition, and Shen Li to prevent self-control. ”
"Legend has it that there were once two goddesses who gave white jade to Zheng Jiaofu by the Han River for life, but they turned their backs on the letter and disappeared in an instant, so I hesitated to believe it, restrained my joy, calmed my emotions, and warned myself to strictly abide by the etiquette between men and women to restrain and control myself. ”
Xu Fengchen couldn't help but add the next sentence, and also said the translation of these two sentences.
Luo He's face was blue and purple for a while, Xu Fengchen was using the past to satirize the present, using "Luo Shen Fu" to satirize the chaos of his private life, and he actually wanted to pursue Su Yanran, it was simply wishful thinking, and the toad wanted to eat swan meat.
Some of the bold students in the class couldn't help laughing twice after they figured it out.
The laughter was heard by Luo He, and it was particularly harsh.
Immediately, he angrily picked up the textbook, brushed his sleeves and left, not forgetting to close the door heavily.
"It's a slap in the face for illiterate. Su Yanran said happily.