Body 0052 Li Shirong is pregnant
"Bang ......"
A dull sound of blows continued to sound, and in a simple gym full of sweat, a dozen sturdy guys were constantly kicking sandbags or training each other to attack, while a stocky flat-headed man was cruising around the arena with his hands behind his back, and from time to time he stepped forward to scold.
"Yo~ Little Erzi, why did you have time to come over today, it won't be a beating......"
The flat-headed man suddenly turned around and laughed, just saw Xia Buer walking from the door, and as soon as he saw him, he ran up and handed over a cigarette, and said with a smile: "Uncle Kui! I'll be your apprentice from today onwards, you have to teach me a few tricks!"
"This sun hits the west and comes out, I used to invite you to practice boxing, but you didn't practice, what kind of crazy thing did you smoke today, and you also wore your father's God of War suit......"
Uncle Kui took the cigarette and put it on his mouth, pulled up the eagle leather jacket on his body and looked left and right, then nodded and said: "You kid has really grown up, this dress is more handsome than your father on you, if that old rascal can see it with his own eyes, he can be blind even if he dies!"
"Uncle Kui, I'm not here to practice boxing, I want to learn a few hands to kill people......"
Xia Buer hurriedly took out the lighter, Uncle Kui was stunned as soon as he put his head over, who knew that Xia Buer took out a stack of money and said: "Uncle Kui! We don't know who we provoked, Doudou has already let people do it, so I can only learn a few real kung fu to defend myself, otherwise I will definitely suffer a loss in the fight!"
"Your brain is broken, Doudou has made people do it, you don't run away, and you're still in the mood to learn kung fu......"
Uncle Kui glared at him very angrily, but Xia Buer still begged bitterly: "You have to have the ability to run away, you can teach me to do it for a month, I will go back to practice by myself when I have almost learned, and you can use the money to drink tea for the brothers!"
"Drink a fart tea!Come with me......"
Uncle Kui glared at him like iron, and walked directly into the locker room with Xia Buer, there was only a lean middle-aged man in the dressing room, who was bending over and dragging the ground hard, but Uncle Kui said: "Lao Sha! This is my iron buddy's son, you help me teach him a few real skills, he can kill!"
The other party slowly straightened up when he heard this, Xia Buer realized that although the other party looked like an old farmer in the countryside, he had a pair of very sharp eyes, and he felt like he was being stared at by a beast, but he didn't say anything after looking at Xia Buer, put down the mop and walked out directly.
"Go ahead! Lao Sha was a ruthless man when he was young, and he was a soldier and killed people......"
Uncle Kui immediately pushed Xia Buer, Xia Buer hurriedly turned around and chased out, and saw that Lao Sha was standing on the soft cushion and undressing, and soon revealed a body of fierce tendon meat, he also quickly took off his shirt and picked up a pair of fingerless gloves, but Lao Sha suddenly asked: "Gunshot wound?"
"Uh~"
Xia Buer subconsciously looked at his shoulder, the gunshot wound on his left shoulder had already scabbed, and he didn't know how Lao Sha saw it, but Lao Sha was obviously a person who didn't talk much and didn't like to meddle in things, so he picked up a short stick and said: "You can't kill people with gloves, and the best way to kill people is to kill people except for guns!"
"Hmm!"
Xia Buer hurriedly threw the fist gloves in his hand, and also found a wooden stick with a short arm, and Lao Sha twisted his neck and said coldly: "I don't know how to teach my apprentice, but this kind of thing is like learning to swim, you can take a few more beatings, now use your greatest ability to come and cut me!"
"Roar~ brothers, come and bet, see how many moves the little second son can survive......"
The young men suddenly swarmed around, and began to comment on their heads, Uncle Kui even took the lead in sitting up, betting that Xia Buer would definitely fall within three moves, and the other guys were naturally not optimistic about Xia Buer, and the most one was only five moves.
"I'll bet on myself, five hundred dollars and ten tricks......"
Xia Buer glared at them indignantly, and then rushed out with a wooden stick held high, and Lao Sha, who didn't move, stood in place waiting for him to attack, but Xia Buer's seemingly open and closed move suddenly changed his move at the most critical moment, and he directly changed it to a thorn and stabbed Lao Sha's head fiercely.
"Ah......h
Suddenly, I heard a terrible ghost scream, Xia Bu's wooden stick was not only knocked away, but also jumped up holding the monkey in his right hand, everyone immediately burst into laughter, but Xia Buer didn't even hold up a move, but Xia Buer covered his painful right hand and shouted: "If I don't fall, it's not a loss, come again!"
"Lao Sha! let him fall down this time, and he will contribute to the dinner party in the evening......"
Uncle Kui shouted confidently, Xia Buer immediately picked up the wooden stick angrily, tried to adjust his mentality and rushed over again, Lao Sha was still waiting for him without moving, who knew that Xia Buer kicked over this time, and at the same time as Lao Sha made a move, he actually swept out with a stick.
"Bang~"
The two wooden sticks slammed together, Lao Sha not only did not hit Xia Buer this time, but quickly turned sideways and took a step, who knew that Xia Buer's attacks followed one after another, using the method of exchanging injuries for life, but after only two bangs, Xia Buer actually screamed and fell to the ground again.
"Haha~ It's down now, get five hundred yuan and get it quickly......"
Uncle Kui and the others all gloated and laughed, and a group of young men directly began to discuss what to eat at night, who knew that Lao Sha's cold words suddenly made their laughter stop abruptly, Lao Sha frowned and said, "Have you killed someone?"
"Uh-huh~ Lao Sha! This can't be a joke, Xiao Er, he's a little older......"
After Uncle Kui's face changed, he hurriedly coughed and became serious, but Lao Sha was obviously interested, and actually nodded at Xia Buer and said, "Yes! When I was as old as you, I didn't have the ruthlessness of yours, get up!"
"Uncle Sha, give me a week, I'm sure I'll be able to cut you......"
After Xia Buer shook his numb left leg, he picked up the wooden stick again and rushed towards Lao Sha, but his sudden burst of momentum seemed to shock even Lao Sha, just to see Lao Sha's eyes light up, obviously from a state of playing to a fighting spirit.
"Don't play so many tricks, if you want to shoot, you will be killed with one blow......"
After Lao Sha pointed a word, he took the initiative to meet Xia Buer, Xia Buer actually survived five moves before he fell this time, everyone only watched him fall again and again, and got up tenaciously again and again, so shocked that a group of lively boys couldn't close their mouths.
……
"Don't knock me, I'll have 500 yuan anyway, eat it up and pull it down......."
Xia Buer, who had a blue nose and swollen face, walked out of the boxing gym, and the young men who hooked up with him naturally refused to let him go easily, and all encouraged him to go to the sea for a meal, but they suddenly stopped in unison, and one by one they stretched their necks like turtles, staring at the beads of their eyes.
"Wow ~ this girl is so punctual......"
A group of people salivated and looked straight ahead, only to see a long-legged hottie in a leather jacket and leather pants, lazily leaning on a silver Audi R8, although the wavy long curly hair covered her pretty face, but just looking at this convex and backward hot body, you know that it must be a big beauty.
"Chew Chew Chew ......"
Xia Buer immediately took the lead in blowing a loud hooligan whistle, and the other boys also followed with a strong blow, but when the beauty shook her long hair and turned around and smiled, Xia Buer suddenly felt like a thunderbolt, this hot little girl was actually Li Shirong's broom star, which made him feel a sense of despair with five thunders.
"You guys go to dinner, I've got to leave beforehand......"
Xia Buer hurriedly took out the money and handed it to his friends, hung his head and ran away as if he was running away, but Li Rong suddenly shouted angrily: "Xia Buer!
"Pak~"
The eyeballs and cigarette butts fell to the ground together, and Xia Buer's friends not only looked at him in shock, but even Uncle Kui couldn't speak with his mouth open, but Xia Buer didn't look at Li Rong, and wanted to drive away when he stepped on his broken electric car.
"I'm really pregnant, it's your baby......"
Li Rong directly took out a pregnancy test stick and held it high in his hand, who knew that Xia Buer spat and foamed heavily, and ran away without looking back, but Uncle Kui and they suddenly stopped him, and said angrily: "Xiao Er!
"Don't listen to her nonsense, how can you get pregnant after only a few days......"
Xia Buer was in a hurry to run away with a white face, it was not a joke to be entangled by Li Rong, but his words had not yet fallen, and suddenly he heard a roar of "hum", Uncle Kui and the others immediately dispersed in fright, and when he looked back in shock, Li Rong actually drove a car towards him.
"Bang~"
The tattered little electric donkey was knocked away and smashed directly into pieces on the wall, and Xia Buer's face was frightened when he fell to the ground, but when he looked at Li Rong in the car again, the heartless broom star actually smiled and leaned back, but Uncle Kui and the others were surprised: "Isn't it a nymphomaniac, right?"