The red parrot was not deterred by me, and stuck its head into my arms.

"Niu boy, you fight, you fight, if you don't kill the old lady today, you won't be surnamed Niu, I'm afraid of you little hairy child? I'll fight with you!" fluttered and lost his balance and fell to the ground, which caused everyone to laugh again.

As soon as she rolled over, she ran at me again for the second time, Xiaolian, Lan Xiang, and Cui Ying were quick and went up to grab her. No longer letting her move, the red parrot is still jumping on its feet, trying to counterattack, "Dare to beat the old lady, you little rabbit cub, little bastard, there is no one to raise ...... in life" The red parrot scolded dryly.

"Let go of her! Let her scold again! Give you a shameless face, tear it down one by one!"

Although the red parrot is splashy, she is not stupid, she can see that she has thrown bombs in the public toilet, arousing public anger (dung). I was stunned for a moment, squatted on the ground and smashed the sky, and the ghost cried wolf: "I can't live, the big kids in the village are bullying me, God, open your eyes, a group of big men want to bully me......."

I didn't pay attention to the red parrot, I grabbed Kyung-hyun and tried to lift him up. He got up two or three times before he stood up, his face was blue with anger, his lips were purple, and his whole body was trembling. I couldn't say a word, staring at each other and gesturing. I know that this is a moment of anger and silence.

I advised Jingxian not to be like a red parrot, Xiao Gang still doesn't know what to do, what to do. With tears in his eyes, he nodded helplessly and went home to prepare his things. Seeing that no one was paying attention to her, the red parrot patted the dirt on her buttocks and hummed:

The commune is an evergreen vine

The members are all melons on the vine

The melon is connected to the vine, and the vine is holding the melon

The fatter the vine, the sweeter the melon

The stronger the vine, the bigger the melon

.......

Damn, neurosis!I scolded. The people dispersed, and Wangcai was still angry: "Why is there such a thing in our village? It's so embarrassing!" Erdan and a few people also came over to gossip, and they had to eat together at noon.

At this time, Jing Xianji packed up and went to the mass grave to apologize to the grave of the second half of the immortal father, said hello to us and left.

There are a lot of things for the New Year at home, and I don't need to go out to prepare anything, and a bunch of people snort and come to my house. Dad and his mother went to grandma's house, and there was no one at home, so they stir-fried vegetables together, burned the fire, and made a fuss. Zhijie put on an apron, it really looks like that. Fat sausages, fried cucumbers with eggs, etc., made seven or eight dishes in one go.

Wangcai coaxed the seedlings, if you want me to fry a dish and make a home-cooked meal, I can't do it if I want Zhijie to stir-fry. In the second day of the Zhenyu, the New Year forced me to have no way out, so I had to go to the cooking house for a walk. Zhijie had used all the ingredients in the house, and I rummaged through the small crockpot and some white sugar, and I had an idea.

I scooped the sugar into the plate with a small spoon, made two or three small piles, and found a green onion, cut the green onion leaf finely, and arranged it into a curved shape. Then put it under the sugar. It was taken up and named "Snow Mountain Meadow". Later, a piece of pig's blood was cut into oblique squares, and the green onion white was used as a flagpole, and the name was "Red Flag Piao". Two courses. Amused everyone.

A group of people were lively, and Zhijie said that he planned to pack the big pond in the west of the village this year to raise fish. Erdan has been weaving reeds and mats since he was a child. I also want to wrap up the reed fields outside the village. The rest of the people have their own plans to do it ambitiously for the year.

Someone came back from outside and said that Jingxian had invited the second half immortal to his home, and the second half immortal was going to try the thirteen needles of the ghost gate for Xiao Gang.

Wangcai said: "Few people can see the thirteen needles of the ghost gate of the secret ghosts of the rivers and lakes, let's go and take a look." It's a rare opportunity. ”

Everyone thinks this thing is very magical, and they all want to see the spells of the two and a half immortals, what amazing skills they have. I couldn't help but wonder about the thirteen needles of this ghost gate, and everyone rushed to Jingxian's house.

Jingxian's family also has a few neighbors who come to see, and Xiao Gang in the house is smiling gloomily, with a strange face. His complexion was no longer as flush as before, and he was swarthy and yellow, and he didn't think that after more than a day, Xiao Gang took off his original appearance.

When Jingxian and the two half-immortals saw me coming, they all came over to greet me. I nodded hurriedly, Jing Xian's voice was still hoarse at this time, but I could hear him say, "Thanks to Yong, you are rubbing inside, otherwise I really don't know what to do." ”

"I also have to be forgiving and forgiving, since Jingxian agreed. I can't break my promise, this ghost gate thirteen needles are a contest with evil ghosts, if the treatment is light, it will not work, and if the treatment is heavy, it will also fight with you, it is not easy to master! I can only try!"

"Come on, second uncle, everyone believes in you! I don't believe in this Wong Tai Sin!" I said encouragingly.

At this time, the red parrot saw me and hid, and was silent, foaming at the grass, covered in dirt, and didn't know what to do, so he was stunned and foamed at the mouth. I can't figure out what she's thinking about in her head.

The second half of the immortal ordered all the children and women to go out, and only Jing Xian Wangcai and me were left in the house. The red parrot rolled her eyes and tried to say something, I turned my face to glare at her, she lowered her head again, snorted in her mouth, and went out with her ass twisted.

The rest of the people were waiting in the courtyard, and some people leaned on the windows to look through the glass.

Then, he ordered Jingxian to burn incense and make offerings on the side of the table. Let me and Wangcai help put Xiao Gang on the flat bed, and then the two half immortals took out the prepared painting talisman cinnabar and other things, drew two Taiyi spirit runes, and recited Xiaogang's mantra, one talisman was burned and then used soju to let Xiao Gang take it, and the other was pasted in the room.

But seeing that the two half immortals were calm, he recited the Tiangang mantra softly: "Tiangang God, the sun and the moon are always round, the upper dynasty is Jinque, the lower is covered by Kunlun, the greedy giant gate, Lu Cun Wenqu, Lian Zhen Wuqu, breaking the army and paving, the Great Zhou Heavenly Realm, fine into the dust, Xuanhuang righteousness, go to my body quickly, all the fierce gods and evil spirits, quickly go to my body, do not move, do not do, hurry as the law!"

After he recited the incantation, Wangcai and I pressed Xiao Gang with both hands, trying our best to make Xiao Gang sober and cooperate with his movements.

Look at the two half-immortals again, his face is gloomy, he is not evil, he has no external thoughts, his hands are like holding a tiger, and his momentum is like catching a dragon!

The second half-immortal silently recited the mantra of the thirteen needles of the ghost gate in his heart: "...... Male from left and female from right, a needle in the ghost palace stops, the left needle is out of the needle, the second hand is under the big nails, the name of the ghost letter is three points deep, three needles are under the big nails, the name is called the ghost base into two points, four needles behind the palm of the big mausoleum acupoint, five into the needle into the ghost heart, five needles for the ghost road, three fire needles under seven sparkles, the sixth is looking for the big vertebrae, into the hair one inch of the name ghost pillow, seven piercing earlobes under five points, the name of the ghost needle to warm, eight needles of the name of the ghost city, from the left out of the right Jun must remember, nine needles Lao Gong for the ghost cave, ten needles on the star name ghost hall ........"