Chapter 209: Salted Fish's Revenge
Wait, what did Christine say just now? Li Jie felt as if he was hallucinating, so he couldn't help but ask Christine, "Wait a minute, Dr. Christine, what did you just say to help Thor practice today?"
"Cardiopulmonary resuscitation and artificial respiration. This is one of www.biquge.info most commonly used methods in first aid. Things like trap bandages and fracture bandages are great for Thor, and it seems like he's experienced in dealing with trauma like this. Christine said briskly.
Simple hemostasis and fracture fixation or something, with Thor's experience in the battlefield for so many years, he has actually done a lot of similar things. After all, there is a possibility on the battlefield at any time, and this is a basic skill that a soldier needs to learn.
Christine continued: "But he is not very good at CPR and rescue breaths in first aid. The movements are not very standardized, and there is a lack of objects for practice. Like I said, we don't have medical dummies. ”
"Wait, medical dummies! I'll sponsor it. But I suddenly remembered something, it seemed that I had something important to do today, and I had to go out. I'll send the medical dummy in a moment, no more than three hours at the latest. Li Jie felt so cowardly for the first time.
And he's going to find out where he can buy a medical dummy. Ordinary medical supply stores definitely don't sell it, and it must be that kind of large medical device store to sell this kind of thing, and I don't know if it's in stock.
Li Jie cowardly prepared to go out and pretend that he had something, and then deliberately forgot what he had just promised. Please, play CPR and rescue breaths with Thor?
I'm not stupid, do you see Thor's big thick hands, do you see them? Those big hands are full of calluses, which are left by slashing people with axes. Those thick and hard joints on the fists are all practiced by repeatedly beating people!
These hands are doing chest compressions on himself? Li Jie thinks Thor can flatten his ribcage. Maybe you'll break several ribs!
Not to mention what the damn artificial respiration to do with him, look at his beard, it must be prickly!
If it was Christine who gave herself artificial respiration or something, Li Jie didn't mind at all. He will lie down obediently, quiet like a baby. But Thor?
Just as Li Jie was about to slip away, Thor grabbed Li Jie's collar from behind and said, "Are you a villain who doesn't keep his word?"
"What? Thor, you see. I just have something to do. For the first time, Li Jie showed an aggressive side in front of Thor, and he was thinking of a good excuse.
"What's the matter?" Thor was a head taller than Li Jie, and his height of 1.95 meters looked down at Li Jie very oppressively.
Suddenly, Li Jie thought of a good excuse: "By the way, for Lan." She said she was uncomfortable reading without a book right now. You know, I'm going to buy her books now. Go buy books. ”
Thor looked at Li Jie suspiciously, not knowing if what he said was true or not.
Just as the two made eye contact, Lan's voice suddenly came from the staircase: "I didn't ask you to buy books, did you?"
Damn, Li Jie wants to cry without tears. Arashi appeared at the staircase on the second floor wearing a casual blue T-shirt and sweatpants. She said as she looked at the three people on the first floor, smiling at the same time.
She had just heard the conversation between Li Jie and Thor. It seems that Li Jie seems to have promised Thor something very unavoidable. And he seems to be using him as an excuse to escape. Arashi wasn't too happy about that, of course. There is another careful thinking that Lan doesn't want to admit, that is, her reading habit was discovered by Li Jie, which made her feel a little shy and embarrassed.
Is it okay for him to rummage through all kinds of papers with words printed on them at home? It's just a shame! Lan didn't want to admit that he even read the words on the shoebox.
Thor glanced at Arashi and smiled at her. Then he glanced at Li Jie again and said, "Look, Lan didn't let you buy books." ”
Li Jie looked at Lan and felt like crazy, life is so difficult, why do you bother to debunk it! Maybe it's because of Li Jie's sad eyes (?), Lan felt a little embarrassed so he said: "If you don't want to, I can help Thor practice the subject of first aid." After all, this is a life-saving thing, and it is still very important about chest compressions and artificial respiration. ”
Li Jie, who was still like a dead fish just now, instantly came to his senses when he heard Lan say this: "No need Lan, I think I still need to be an honest and trustworthy person." Since you have agreed, you must agree to the end. Wouldn't it just be a match for Thor's first aid training? No problem. ”
Li Jie's chest was slapped by him, and he looked like he was guaranteed to complete the task.
And Lan just smiled lightly and looked at Li Jie, and her eyebrows looked inadvertently raised twice. Hmm? Am I fooled? Li Jie doesn't feel very good.
"You're going to break my ribs!" Lying on the living room carpet, Li Jie pretended to be a patient who needed to be saved. Thor performed chest compressions on him.
Although Christine had corrected Thor's movements many times, Thor had not always done a good job. And what is needed now is to practice the correctness of the movements, are you going to press my sternum to the point of fracture if you press me so hard?!
Li Jie suspects that Thor is intent on revenge, although Thor is not known for his intelligence. But it's not so stupid that you haven't mastered the trick for half an hour!
He did it on purpose! He must have done it on purpose! He was retaliating, and it was for his good to be fierce to him when he was losing weight! Why didn't this kid know how to be grateful, it was all for his good! Li Jie's heart was shouting.
But Thor was pressing so his chest that he almost ran out of breath. It's saving lives here, it's killing you.
Li Jie, who was originally fine, was already about to be tossed by Thor, and really needed first aid. Thor's expression has always been very serious, but Li Jie clearly saw that Thor's two eyes were narrowed into a slit, which was to hold back his joy and not want to laugh!
Li Jie felt deep despair and sadness.
And even more sad things were to come, when Christine said, "Let's practice artificial respiration, Thor, do you remember the point I told you?"
Thor nodded and said, "Yes." ”
"Okay, let's get started. Christine pointed to Li Jie, who was still on the ground.
Li Jie felt a deep despair, and as Thor's beard drew closer and closer to him, he struggled like a grass carp out of water. It made Thor barely able to hold him down.
Thor was forced to make a trick, and he whispered in Li Jie's ear: "If I make any more trouble, I will ask for a replacement and let Lan help me practice." ”
Li Jie's pupils contracted violently, Okay, you are ruthless enough! Thor is our enmity settled today! Li Jie looked at Lan who was still smiling and watching the two of them doing exercises not far away, and felt that his heart was broken.
When Thor's beard pierced Li Jie's face hurt, he felt that his life was meaningless. Maybe I really should have gone to the Bodhisattva with the earth.
Lan didn't know if she was dazzled, she seemed to see a tear in the corner of Li Jie's eye.