Chapter Forty-Three: Who Can Touch My Woman?
Jingxian looked back and saw that it was Deshun. Deshun held a scalper behind his back with his hands behind him. Since Deshun lost his donkey that year, Deshun no longer raised a donkey and raised a cow. He is very tall and capable, and in the future, the next cub of the scalper will be able to toss a piece of money, and he can raise two heads in three years.
If you don't grow mushrooms this season, it's basically a slack of farming, wheat has been planted, and most crops except cotton have fulfilled their mission. Deshun came out to herd the cattle.
Jing Xian saw that it was Deshun, his eyes lit up, he suddenly seemed to have something, but then he calmed down again, he smiled and asked Deshun, herding cattle, I thought you were going to save money again. Deshun smiled awkwardly and couldn't answer.
Speaking of Deshun's savings, it was also a few years ago, that year Deshun sold some cotton and had a thousand dollars in his hand. I wanted to deposit my money at the credit union, but there were a lot of people who saved and withdrew it that day. Deshun was afraid that he would not be exposed, that people would know that he had saved money, and that people would steal it, so he whispered to the salesman.
I want to save money. I want to save money. After saying it seven or eight times, because his voice was too quiet, the salesman couldn't figure out what he was talking about for a long time. I had to tell him loudly, uncle, speak louder. It doesn't matter how much money you save, don't feel inferior. Don't talk about a thousand pieces, no matter how little we have, we will save it for you. It turned out to be a joke.
Jing Xian saw that Deshun made this joke again. Deshun hurriedly said, Jingxian, you are singing better and better now, just like what you sing in the drama box. (Drama box: i.e. radio) or say, our two brothers are bosom friends, they don't understand. Jingxian said with a compliment to Deshun.
I don't know what to do, anyway, I think it's okay to sing and sing!
Deshun, usually the relationship between our two brothers is not bad, please do something! Jingxian leaned over to Deshun and said.
Hehe, Jingxian, you tease me, what can I do for you. Your belly is full of culture and drama. What can I do?
It's up to you to do it. To tell the truth, it is the little living Buddha who wants to go to the temple behind the village to do good deeds. Everyone in our village knows that you have experienced the most bizarre and strange things, and you really want to live a smooth life day by day, but you have to let our little living Buddha see more people and solve disasters. Have good thoughts in your heart and help more about the temple repair.
Ordinary people have not experienced so many evils and cannot experience the pain inside, so they are not active in building temples, and only people like you will work hard to do it.
Well, I'm right about Jingxian, I've been hurt by the past few years. You say, as long as the little living Buddha can go to the temple behind the village to do good, I can do anything!
Hehe, what are you doing in Deshun, it's not for you to go up the knife mountain and go down to the sea of fire, you don't need to be so tragic and impassioned. It's to let you go to Xiangyi to say a favor, I've been there, but people haven't responded, you are more or less a victim of ghosts and demons, let him listen to the voices of the masses! Jingxian said lightly.
Deshun woke up and dreamed again, and after dreaming and waking up, he would never think that Jingxian would use him as a gunman.
Deshun thinks it's simple, so why don't you just say a favor. It's all for the little living Buddha to do good deeds. It's nothing to run for Jingxian. So he promised to go to Xiangyi's house in the evening.
In fact, Jingxian didn't follow his good intentions, he asked Deshun to put pressure on Xiangyi and coerce him. Deshun had no intention of bumping into Xiangyi and Da Bai Peach that day, although he said it to him. It is always circulated in private, and no one talks about his Xiangyi's face, let alone Xiangyi's wife Yanhong knows.
As long as Deshun goes to seek Xiangyi, Xiangyi will definitely consider provoking Deshun overturned, will he make this matter bigger, and even let Yanhong know about it. really let Yan Hong know, it's strange that Xiangyi doesn't pick up a layer of skin.
On this day, before I came back from the brick factory and entered the village, I heard the loudspeaker in the village shouting for me to go to the brigade. I thought there was something important, so I went to the brigade headquarters without entering the house. There are only four scars in the brigade, and the four scars are forty or fifty years old, and they are single. There is only an old lady in the family, who is sick and bedridden all the year round.
Seeing me coming, Si Scar hurriedly said: "Hurry up and think about saving your grandma, your grandma has been sick for a long time, and the county hospital has not been well after a few days of infusion, so I have to get it back at home." I can't just watch it, I'll let the two and a half immortals find a way to take a look, but the two and a half immortals won't show me whether they are alive or dead!"
I didn't show it to Lan Xiang last time, but this time I violated his family's rules and precepts again? The four scars and the lonely wife have never been divorced, right?
"I heard from the people in the village, last time you asked Erbanxian to treat Lanxiang, I also want you to help, let Erbanxian treat your grandmother!"
"That's it, okay, let me ask you what's going on with the two half-immortals?"
Out of the brigade headquarters, I turned around and turned into the second half immortal house.
The second half-immortal made half a bottle of two pots at home, and was drinking it. When he saw me coming, he found another cup and poured it for me.
I don't have so much gossip and straightforward explanations. The second half-immortal smiled: "I heard about the illness of the four scar mothers. There are two reasons, the first is that scarring mother's disease is really difficult to treat. I'm not sure at all, and the other is that when the four scars were not liberated, there was a famine that year, and I ate a lot of animals that shouldn't be eaten!"
"What animal shouldn't be eaten? That man is crazy hungry and can take care of that?" I said.
"The four-scar lady said that she had eaten cats, snakes, and even mice running in the field,......"
"In a famine year, it's good to survive, do you still care about this?"
"It's not that I care, it's that there is such a house rule that no butcher or animal abuser will look at. ”
I asked where the second half immortal begins, why are there so many things?
Erbanxian told me that when he first practiced medicine, he was also in the countryside, and his fame spread in the neighborhood at that time. At that time, there were gangs of bandits a hundred and ten miles away. The bandit leader is called Li Yidao, this Li Yidao is fierce and cruel, with one hundred and ten lives, it turns out that this kid is from a butcher.
Because of the experience of killing animals, they are often killed with one knife and never use a second knife, so they are called Li Yidao.
Li Yidao also has four or five hundred people under him, who do all kinds of evil, killing people and goods. married a beautiful actor and became a lady of the village. That year, he gave birth to his wife, and the result was a difficult birth. Li Yidao scattered people everywhere to arrest doctors who practiced medicine.
The ancestors of the two and a half immortals are also among those who have been arrested. All the doctors took turns to deliver the babies to Mrs. Press, and as long as each doctor couldn't pick it up, he would immediately pull it out with a knife. killed seven or eight doctors in a row, and all the doctors were scared and frightened.
When it was the turn of the two and a half immortal ancestors, the two and a half immortal ancestors were almost put into it, and they were so frightened that they couldn't take a step at all. There was early urination in the crotch, and several corpses were thrown in the yard.
The ancestors of the two and a half immortals don't know if they were lucky, or if they were really skilled in medicine, and they successfully took over the child born to Mrs. Zhuzhai.
Li Yidao looked at it and laughed: "Damn, there are two hits, but Lao Tzu can't let you go." You touched my woman no matter what, and who can touch my woman?"