Volume 1 The Beginning of the Year Chapter 26 Fun Time
The text in this chapter [] is the complaint of the teachers and students of the whole school.
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"I'm Xia Bowen. ”
Wow!
Xia Bowen's voice came from the radio, which made the entire campus boil.
"Oh~my god!
"It's too embarrassing to read an apology letter on the radio!"
"Cheng Li has risen again, it reminds me of the fear of being dominated by the Great Demon King in those two years......"
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"Today is a great day, because today, I want to sincerely apologize to Cheng Li, who is handsome and chic, talented and extraordinary, I was wrong, extremely wrong. ”
[Well, this time I praised myself for being the style of the Great Demon King Cheng Li. 】
"I seriously underestimated Cheng Li's wisdom and strength, and let vanity and luck blind my mind, and Cheng Li also used his strong strength to wake me up fiercely. Cheng Li is Haoyue, and I am a firefly. Cheng Li is the sea, and I am a small ditch. Cheng Li is a Lamborghini, and I am ...... I'm a scooter. ”
The atmosphere in Class 14 was a little weirdly quiet, and the muscles on everyone's faces were twitching, and sure enough, Cheng Li's Great Demon King knew if there was one as soon as he made a move.
[Anyway, how is the content of this apology letter different from the previous one, don't tell us that Xia Bowen changed it himself, who changed the apology letter so much?]
[And this apology letter is more undisciplined than the previous one!] God is a bright moon and fireflies, the sea and a small ditch, a Lamborghini and a scooter! How shameless is a person who uses such a metaphor to praise himself!]
"This defeat and humiliation are completely my own fault, I should not take the initiative to provoke Cheng Li, nor should I set up such a bad challenge, and I should not force Cheng Li to accept it after several refusals. It should not be mixed with some cats, dogs, spiders, and cockroaches. ”
[Hey, hey, what the hell are cats, dogs, spiders, and little cockroaches?
"Cheng Li, I'm sorry, in order to express my apologies and make you happy, I want to tell you a joke......"
[It's appeared! It's really happened! The operation that starts to soar to the lower limit is really going to appear!]
"Xiao Ming changed his hairstyle, and on the way back, everyone said that his hair looked like a kite. Xiao Ming was very sad, so he ran up, and then he flew away. ”
“……”
[Huh...... Hehe...... Such a cold joke is not funny at all, is it?! God flew away! Please fly away by yourself!]
"I knew that the joke above was not funny, so I decided to tell Cheng Li another joke. ”
[Is it coming again?] Wouldn't this joke be funny?]
"One day, there was a matchstick walking on the road, and it was in a good mood, so it began to sing: 'Matchstick matchstick matchstick ~~~', and then it passed by a river, and the river was very upset when it heard it singing, so it doused the matchstick with water and said, 'Hmph!
"......" Everyone felt that the air was a little solid, and their breath was stagnant.
[This joke is also very cold, okay!And Xia Bowen, why do you hum your "hum" so expressively? You have to hold on, don't be changed by an apology letter!]
"I know you guys don't think it's funny, so I decided to talk about one more ......."
Bang!
The sound of something falling on the ground.
The sound of Xia Bowen gritting his teeth came from the radio, and there was a murmur from the microphone because his hand was squeezing hard.
[Is it crazy again...... Anyway, what's the joke? I still have some expectations for Mao......]
"One day, the little white rabbit dug up a big carrot. When he happily carried the carrots home, he killed a pangolin on the way, and the pangolin snatched the carrot of the little white rabbit. The little white rabbit was very angry and said to the pangolin, "What are you doing!" and the pangolin said a word, and the little white rabbit heard it and immediately committed suicide. Guess what the pangolin said?"
[This doesn't seem to be a joke, right?
Just when everyone was looking forward to it, there was no sound on the radio for a long time, as if Xia Bowen had dropped the line.
After a long time, Xia Bowen's calm voice with a little anger said: "I'm done." ”
Then, there was a loud "bang" on the radio, which was the sound of Xia Bowen slamming the door and leaving.
【emmm…… What the hell did the pangolin say?]
After Xia Bowen left the broadcasting room, he strode straight to the direction of Class 14 angrily.
"Cheng Li, you lied to me!" Xia Bowen slapped Cheng Li's table and shouted loudly.
Cheng Li rubbed his eyes, a sleepy-eyed look: "What did I lie to you?"
Xia Bowen suddenly became even more angry when he saw it, thinking that he was reading the letter of apology in the radio room, Cheng Li was sleeping on his stomach here, depressed in his chest, and it was difficult to vent.
"That's not the apology letter you wrote before! Why do you want to replace it!" Xia Bowen said.
"When I wrote the apology letter, the results didn't come out, and the results didn't come out yet. Cheng Li said.
"So you just wrote a letter of apology that I could perfectly accept, and if the results came out and you lost, I would have to write it according to your standards, right?"
Cheng Li pondered for two seconds: "No." I'm just afraid that if I wrote it at the beginning, you wouldn't dare to make this bet with me. ”
Xia Bowen: "???"
[Hey, hey, it turned out that you were the one who lured people to bet with you, and you just said that people forced you to accept it in every possible way, so don't you want to be ashamed!
"Are you thinking that I'm a vicious person?" asked Cheng Li.
[Don't you still need to think about this!Aren't you! Don't you see Xia Bowen's face flushed with anger!]
"Cheng Li!" Xia Bowen roared, he felt the knot in his chest getting hotter and hotter, the heat was unbearable, and his vision became a little blurred.
Cheng Li said vigilantly: "Don't do it, you can't beat me if you do it." ”
"???" Xia Bowen felt that he was about to explode.
And then - boom!
Xia Bowen felt that he had really exploded, and the hot current in his chest exploded in his mind.
"The power of the reincarnation Ma Liang awakens. ”
"Possess the ability, Mohu ......"
"Possess the ability, the fog flower ......"
Xia Bowen's hair stood upside down, and an invisible coercion emanated from him, blowing those books all over the place for a while.
Cheng Li's eyes were quick, he grabbed Xia Bowen and pushed him out of the classroom, then opened his mouth wide and looked at Xia Bowen who closed his eyes in amazement.
"This ...... Can Nima awaken too?"
[How miserable did you give Xia Bowen to others, don't you have any points in your heart? You are so angry that you wake up on the spot! Your awakening ability is angry, right? It must be......! What the hell did the pangolin say!]