Chapter 33: The Wooden Man

Ye Fei chewed the noodles in his mouth and nodded.

Ma Cuihua said: "The old lady had a dream the night before yesterday, dreaming that my prince charming was wearing armor and stepping on colorful auspicious clouds......"

When Ye Fei heard this, he poofed, and all the noodles in his mouth squirted out, and then laughed, and his waist couldn't stand up with laughter.

Ma Cuihua glared at him fiercely and said, "What do I mean by you? Is the old lady's story so funny?"

Ye Fei hurriedly waved his hand: "No, no, I ate too much just now, I choked, cough cough, Sister Ma, your story...... It's a myth. ”

Ma Cuihua snorted and said, "What do you know about children, all good things start from myths, I said you kid still don't listen?"

Ye Fei nodded hurriedly and said, "Listen, listen, of course listen, you speak." ”

Ma Cuihua said: " My prince charming is dressed in battle armor, stepping on colorful auspicious clouds, tell me a word, if I can help a hundred beggars, he will appear in front of me in reality, you know, my mother I have been swaying in my life for twenty-five years, and now I am still a yellow flower girl, so for my future happiness, I have to agree, so I have been setting up a stall at the intersection these days, specifically to help those beggars, but our living standard here makes my mother very helpless, there are few beggars on the street, I am thinking of pulling you to make up a number。 ”

Ye Fei: "......."

Marie.

Sister.

You're really my sister.

Oh, you have been bringing me food for the past two days, not with good intentions, but with the same kind of intentions, but treating me like a beggar?

"What's the matter??, looking at your little eyes, do you have a little opinion on my approach?" Seeing Ye Fei looking at himself with a constipated look, Ma Cuihua pinched her waist and said.

Ye Fei smiled bitterly: "Sister Ma, I don't have a grudge against you, you don't have to bury me like this, right? Although I, Ye Fei, am poor, I will not be reduced to the point of a beggar." ”

Looking at the remaining half bowl of noodles, Ye Fei said that he couldn't eat anything.

Ma Cuihua cut and said, "You're not a beggar, then you pay me rent." ”

Ye Fei: "......"

Damn, what is this stalk here?

If you do it before, you can only compromise.

But now~~~ Brother is a rich man, is it okay that my brother is a 10,000-yuan household, and you still care about your rent?

"Isn't it just the rent? You say it's good, as if I, Ye Fei, am the one who owes money and doesn't pay it back. Ye Fei muttered.

Ma Cuihua sighed: "You seem to be rich, the camera at the door shows that your kid hasn't left the house for the past two days, and he hasn't gone to work, tell me about you a little kid who doesn't even have a job, what do you pay me rent?"

Ye Fei collapsed and said: "Sister Ma, you won't be staring at my camera in the house every day, are you? Are you really afraid that I won't give you rent money when I roll up the bed? ”

Ma Cuihua said proudly: "What's the matter, are you scared? If you're scared, hurry up and pay me the rent." ”

Ye Fei stared at Ma Cuihua's face for a long time, and a strange idea suddenly popped up in his mind - Ma Cuihua is so good-looking.

That's right, although Ma Cuihua's fame is very mountainous, and this woman is really bluffing at first glance, five big and three thick, but her facial features are extremely exquisite, and she doesn't even lose to those stars, but she rarely takes care of herself.

"Stinky boy, what are you looking at? Pay the rent. Seeing that Ye Fei was staring at herself for a long time, and her eyes began to glow green, Ma Cuihua felt hairy all over her body, and hurriedly urged.

Ye Fei came back to his senses at this time, and said in his heart that it was so hanging, it was really hanging, and he almost fell for the beauty trick of the charter wife.

"Didn't you say that the 15th was handed over? It's only the 13th today, and there are still two days left, can we still keep our word?"

Ma Cuihua said: "You are true to your word? You kid still dare to tell me that you are true to your word? Who said that last month's rent was paid by No. 1? The pigs on this number have lost 200 pounds, what about the rent you paid?"

Ye Fei: "......"

"Isn't it true that I have difficulties, you tell me that you block my door every day and ask for money, and don't give me a little time to solve the difficulties, how can I give it to you?"

"You're going to solve the problem, stay in the house every day, and the money can fall from the sky into your hands?"

"Ahem. ”

Ye Feixin said, you really guessed right, the money in the sky really fell into my hands, and it also dropped an ATM.

"What? I have nothing to say, and the young man should go out and go out and hide in the house every day. Ma Cuihua said disdainfully.

Ye Fei waved his hand and said, "Sister Ma, you are my own sister, I won't tell you, isn't it the rent?" I'll get it for you now, let's say okay first, after paying the rent, please don't block my door every day in the future, image, pay attention to the image to know? ”

"Tsk, go get it now? ”

"Not really, you'll find out in a moment. ”

"If you really want to pay rent, you don't have to go that far, just use Tianxin (similar to Earth's WeChat) to transfer money directly to me. ”

"I don't have your number. ”

"Add it now. ”

Ye Fei reluctantly took out his mobile phone, added Ma Cuihua's sky signal, and asked, "How much is it in total?"

Ma Cuihua magically took out a calculator from her pocket, then crackled it, and said: "Rent plus water and electricity bills, a total of 1,687 yuan and six cents, the old lady is very merciful, the fraction of the six cents will be removed for you, just give me 1,687." ”

Ye Fei pursed his lips and sneered at Ma Cuihua's practice of exempting himself from six cents and a fraction.

Soon, Ye Fei used the letter of heaven to transfer 1,700 yuan to Ma Cuihua, and said, "You don't need to look for the odds, just use them as the food money for these two days." ”

Ma Cuihua saw that Ye Fei had really transferred the rent for herself, looked at Ye Fei, then took out thirteen yuan from her pocket and threw it on the table, picked up the bowl and walked out.

"The old lady is not bad for your thirteen yuan. ”

Ye Fei looked at the thirteen yuan on the table, and then looked at Ma Cuihua who was walking out with a bowl, he didn't know why, he felt that Ma Cuihua at this moment didn't seem to be happy because of receiving the money.

"What are you doing? Didn't I give you the rent? How can I be happy when I haven't paid the rent?"

didn't think much about it, Ye Fei put away the thirteen yuan change, then closed the door and continued to surf the Internet.

Ma Cuihua held the bowl and muttered as she walked angrily: "Bastard, bastard, you really paid the rent, how can you let the old lady block your door in the future? ”

Early the next morning, Ye Fei still maintained the good habit of getting up early, and after washing up, he cleaned up the house.

After all, if you want to broadcast live to your tens of thousands of fans, this image can't be lost.

This toss, time passed quietly.

Just as Ye Fei was tidying up his nest, a message was sent out from the hilly platform, and this message was like a torpedo exploding, blowing up the entire sea in all directions.