Chapter 21 Is the toilet boring?
No, no, no! This idea is too dangerous! Strangled to death!
He shook his head violently, raised his hand and patted the back of Zeng Hao's head, and said, "You will have a bad idea!"
Zeng Hao smiled, punishing himself as an apology, and did not continue to dwell on this topic.
And Wu Li still couldn't help but say in his heart: "Just Ji Zitong, a woman, is enough for me...... And she wished Qingyun, is this not for me to live?"
"Besides...... I'm already a family......"
"What's that man's name...... How did I forget ...... again"
He rubbed his hair irritably, and the tingling sensation came back to his mind.
It felt like a natural charged barrier, and whenever he wanted to touch everything about "that woman", he would be deterred by this retributive response.
Seeing this, Zeng Hao put away the appearance of a hanger for the first time, and said lightly: "Don't think about it if you can't think about it, don't always feel uncomfortable with yourself." ”
After hearing this, Wu Li smiled slightly and said lightly: "I know ......"
"Besides...... but in the next moment, Zeng Hao's original form was revealed, and he came up again and said with a smile: "What about being a man...... It's going to be 'in the middle of thousands of flowers, and all the pieces are stained'!"
"......" Wu Li squinted at him for a long time, and suddenly pointed at him and said solemnly: "Na! The example of 'more than 3,000 scoops of weak water' is left there! Can you handle it?"
Zeng Hao silently glanced at Ye Han, who was red-eyed and fighting with a serious wine, and after thinking about it for two seconds, he shook his head decisively, "No way, the economic foundation can't support ......"
"That's not the reason at all, huh?!"
"Forget it...... Wu Li rolled his eyes and waved his hand, not expecting Zeng Hao's dog to spit out any ivory from his mouth.
Then he glanced at the audience suspiciously, "What about Yang Xu?"
Zeng Hao immediately smiled obscenely, gave a thumbs up and pointed to the independent bathroom in the box, and said cheaply: "The wine is also in place, and the atmosphere is baked here...... Don't you want to 'get high'?"
Speaking of these things, Wu Li quickly revealed the prototype, and immediately moved to the bathroom door with a cheap smile, and put his head on to steal the sound.
Zeng Hao naturally quickly followed and made the same move, and the two of them pouted their butts and stuck to the door, seeing that several people present were starving.
"Woo~ Sister Zimei, it won't work there......"
Although it was noisy outside, both of them had ultra-long-range eavesdropping hearings, so they could easily hear the movement inside.
It was Yu Yangxu's soft begging for mercy, accompanied by bursts of chirping sounds.
In an instant, the two animals widened their eyes and red ears, as if they had made up some vivid plot in their minds.
"Sister Zimei, forget it...... It's so dirty ......."
The chirp sounded rhythmically again.
"Oh oh oh~!" Hearing this, both of them couldn't help but let out an extremely obscene laugh.
"Stop talking nonsense, come!" This is Ye Zimei's voice, after this sentence was finished, Yu Yangxu snorted, and then hummed again.
"Wow~~" Wu Li's eyes widened in amazement, and he whispered: "I didn't expect Yang Xu to be so good at playing......"
"Hehe...... Zeng Hao grinned at the corners of his mouth, and added fuel and vinegar: "After all, it has been green...... Isn't it still a thought for a man to want to be bad? ”
"Woo~~!" A minute later, there was a long shout from inside, and there was a sound of "bang, bang".
"Uh~" Then, Ye Zimei also let out a long sigh and gasped slightly.
"......" The two raised their eyes and looked at each other for a moment, and then Wu Li spoke first: "This is too fast......"
Zeng Hao replied: "Could it be caused by psychological problems?"
Wu Li nodded, "It's possible ......"
"What are you two doing?"
The two of them were so frightened by this voice that they staggered, and when they looked back, it was Yan Yan who was holding a Coke in his pocket with one hand.
"Go, go~" Wu Li took a deep breath, waved his hand and said, "Children can't look at it, go away and go away." ”
"I can't look at anything......"
"Oh, you can't see it, it's ......" Wu Li was halfway through his words, when the door suddenly opened inward, and he was caught off guard and almost didn't get in the whole person.
"Leave the president, Boss Zeng...... What are you two doing here?" Yu Yangxu looked down at the two who were stunned, and wondered.
"Are you ......" Wu Li pondered for a moment, then glanced at Ye Zimei inside, and then said, "It's over?"
Yu Yangxu picked his face and said lightly: "Yes......"
"Yang Xu, ah......" Zeng Hao stood up straight and patted him on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "Don't be discouraged, there is still hope for a cure for the 'early release of water' caused by psychological problems." ”
"What's the matter?" Yu Yangxu glanced at him inexplicably, "What 'release water in advance'?"
Yan Yan silently took a sip of Coke and continued: "It's premature ejaculation." ”
"Hey!" Wu Li and Zeng Hao were startled, turned around and said in unison: "It's very hurtful for you to say it directly!"
"Besides!" Wu Li quickly said again: "Who taught you these 'terms'?!"
Shrugging his shoulders, Yan Yan said as a matter of course: "Physiology teacher." ”
"......" Wu Li was silent, lowered his head and muttered, "It turns out that a kid of this age already has a guide assigned by the state...... I want to ...... back then"
Zeng Hao replied with the same painful expression: "I think we could only find each back then."
The 'teachers' who are far away overseas have been studying and have since embarked on a road of no return......
"Hey!" Yu Yangxu finally found an opportunity to interject, "Why did you suddenly start driving?" and what the hell do you mean by 'releasing water in advance'?"
Wu Li's eyes quickly glanced at Ye Zimei behind the door, and he didn't speak, he could only let Yu Yangxu realize himself.
"What?!" Yu Yangxu panicked at the time, and quickly explained: "That's Sister Zimei helping me induce vomiting, okay! Can the circuits in your brain go in a normal direction?"
"Don't pretend, we all understand, we said that there is a cure, there is no need to hide it between us. ”
"Who's hiding it! I'm serious, hey!"
It's a pity that no matter how Ren Yuyangxu refutes, Wu Li and Zeng Hao still maintain meaningful smiles.
"Alas~" Yu Yangxu walked out of the bathroom with a bitter face, and said to Ye Zimei inside: "Sister, you can explain, I'm 'yellow mud in the crotch of my pants - it's not but'......"
Ye Zimei pursed her lips and said lightly: "Yang Xu is not wrong, I was indeed helping him induce vomiting just now......"
"He didn't drink very well, and he felt like throwing up after a few drinks just now, so I came in to help him. ”
Wu Li expressed disbelief, "Then what was the 'chirp' sound just now?"
Ye Zimei moved her delicate body, pointed to it and said, "I didn't know if it was Ah Yi or Xiao Ming just now, the vomit blocked the toilet, I can't use the peg to pass it?"
"He originally said that he wanted to vomit the sink, and told me that the toilet was dirty and told me to leave it alone, but I got it done in three or two clicks. ”
Then I pulled him to the toilet and slapped him on the abdomen with both hands, and it took him more than a minute to make him vomit, but I was tired and sweaty. ”
Speaking of this, Wu Li and Zeng Hao had already lowered their heads deeply, eager to open the floor and bury themselves in it.
This is completely different from the expected plot!
"You two ......" Seeing this, Ye Zimei's expression suddenly turned cold, and she said in a deep voice: "It can't be that you have been eavesdropping outside for a long time......
"How~ will it!" Wu Li immediately put on a smile that was more ugly than crying, and quibbled: "I just came, isn't it because I'm afraid that you will do something out of the ordinary......"
Ye Zimei frowned, and said in disgust: "I don't know how dirty this place is, can you have 'sexuality' in exchange for you?"
"No ......" Wu Li quickly lowered his head, like a bear child who had done something wrong.
"Besides......" Ye Zimei suddenly smiled, walked a few steps and threw herself into Yu Yangxu's arms, and said in a greasy voice: "The first time I have with Yangxu, it must be perfect!"
Yu Yangxu looked up at the sky with a wry smile, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart: "Oh my God...... I really don't mind being a virgin for a while, don't be in such a hurry...... Why don't you prepare me a little mentally?!"