Chapter 055: Dig a pit and ask someone to jump
In the south of Guangzong City, Gao Yi ordered only 1,000 people under his command to ambush on the periphery of the rear Huangfu Song camp, and he did not bring a man or a horse, but only rode a horse and a gun to the city and shouted: "I am Gao Yi, I heard that the great sage and good teacher are going, and I have come to worship!
At this time, the night was deep, and the Yellow Turban soldiers in the city only saw that the city was frightened by the officers and soldiers for several days, so Gao Yi shouted several times in a row, but no one dared to answer.
Seeing this, Gao Yi couldn't, so he had to shout again: "I once had a relationship with the great sage and good teacher, and admired him, but unfortunately I didn't see the last one, it's really a pity, I know that you must be wary of me, but I am now serving General Zuo, and I can't help myself, but things are wrong, but I also have to remember the old feelings, so I will withdraw the troops first to clear my mind, and open the way to retreat, so you can open the door and run for your life, I Gao Yi will never do harm!"
After saying this, Gao Yi also cared what the defenders in the city thought, and left by the horse.
Walking to the ambush, Luoyue flashed out, and when he saw Gao Yi returning safely, his face was swept away with worry, but he made a straight face: "You can think of it and go to call the battle alone, if those Yellow Turban soldiers are all reckless, they can't help but say that they will surround you and cut you down, and see that you are still majestic!"
Seeing that there was no one around, Gao Yi teased the falling moon: "I know, the falling moon girl feels sorry for me, I accept this intention, but what about it, I, Gao Yi, will not do things that I am not sure of, I can't even play with the yellow turban thief, how can I talk to someone with a more brilliant brain?"
Luo Yue pouted, and her appearance was extremely moving: "Who is worried about you, I can't wait for you to die!"
Gao Yi laughed, but suddenly remembered something and asked Luo Yue: "But I still don't understand one thing, didn't you help Zhang Jiao before?
Luoyue thought about it for a while, her jewel-like eyes flashed, and then she said seriously: "Didn't you say it too?" Whether it is the official army or the yellow turbans, there are good people and bad people on both sides, I fought against Liu Guan and Zhang three brothers for Zhang Jiao, because they did not distinguish between good and evil, and they also killed the good people in those yellow turban thieves, and now I help you fight the yellow scarves, naturally because these yellow turbans are extremely vicious, horse thieves you don't know, I sneaked into the city and saw countless jewelry hidden in Zhang Liang's room, you say, his soldiers, is it a good person?"
"Jewelry, Sister Luoyue, why didn't you say it earlier?" Gao Yi's eyes lit up when he heard this, when Cao Cao sent a message to recruit soldiers for him, he said that these recruited recruits had no food to pay, and could only get spoils from the battle, if it wasn't for the frustration to take out half of the family wealth as military funds, these three thousand people were afraid that they would not even be able to buy weapons and armor, but relying on this military resources to make a fool of life is not a way, not a long-term solution, so Gao Yi suddenly heard the news now, Gao Yi was so excited that he was afraid that he would jump into the sky.
Thinking of this, Gao Yi didn't even have the mood to greet the falling moon, he rode his horse to the soldiers' ambush, and said with a smile: "Brothers, you have to fight bravely later, this Zhang Liang has scavenged a lot of treasures from the people, and we will grab them all at that time, so that each of the brothers will have a horse to ride!"
"Oh oh oh!" the soldiers were naturally very excited when they heard this, and they all struck their shields with their waist knives, and the momentum was also extraordinarily spectacular.
Luoyue was really angry and funny when she saw this scene: "This horse thief really deserves to be a bandit, and even agitating his subordinates is full of bandits!"
And at this moment, on the city wall of the south gate of Guangzong, after the Yellow Turban Army heard Gao Yi retreat, they saw an open space in front of the city, and there was no longer a single soldier in sight, and they all muttered in their hearts, so they came to report to the guard: "The official army has withdrawn cleanly, it is better to go out of the city and go to the general of the land!"
"Stupid!" the guard picked up the whip and struck it on everyone's head a few times, and angrily rebuked, "This is someone's strategy, if you go out, you will die, understand?"
"But big brother, now that the night is dark and the wind is high, in case the official army really retreats, we are still huddled in this city, isn't it in vain to miss the great opportunity to retreat? I heard that this Gao Yi is beyond his strength, and has dispatched 2,000 men and horses to aid Cao Cao and Liyi's troops, I think it may not be Gao Yi who retreats in the face of difficulties, if the eldest brother is worried that this is his strategy, the younger brothers are willing to go out of the city to investigate!"
The guard general thought for a while, nodded in approval: "It's okay, there are 100,000 horses in the Digong general, if you can take refuge, it will be a good way out, and not far ahead is the Huangfu Song camp, we can go and loot and then go down to Quyang! Remember to be careful in everything!"
"Big brother, don't worry!"
Gao Yi saw that Luoyue became unhappy again, and knew that he must have said the wrong thing again, so he made up for it one by one: "Sister Luoyue, as soon as you see that I am happy, I will put you aside, you also know that I have always been different-minded, although I am greeting my brothers, in fact, I am always thinking about how well Sister Luoyue treats me!"
Luoyue almost laughed when she saw Gao Yi's nodding bear, but she still held back and continued her coldness: "Know that you are wrong?"
"I know, I know!" offending beauties, the consequences are very serious, especially offending beauties who have done kung fu, Gao Yi has been taught many times before, treating a beautiful woman like Luoyue in a thunderous city, if you don't smear some sugar, honey or something on your mouth, Gao Yi doesn't know how many deaths will be caused by her words.
"Very good, you can change your mistakes, you can be good, you can palm your mouth!" Luo Yue smiled skillfully, and Gao Yi felt furious in his heart.
"What, what, open your mouth?" Gao Yi pretended to be confused, and then opened his mouth "obediently", and a smell of bad breath came towards the falling moon.
Gao Yi also has a headache about bad breath, originally he is also a good student who brushes his teeth twice a day in the morning and evening, but since he traveled to ancient times, there is no way, the key is that there is no toothpaste in ancient times, he Gao Yi can't invent a tube to come out, the problem is that Gao Yi is not a genius who is proficient in physics, so every time he finishes eating, he has no other way than to rinse his mouth with salt water and use a homemade toothpick to pick the meat between his teeth.
But Gao Yi has the heart to think about it here, Luoyue is not a good-tempered little jasper, she is not afraid of being smoked by Gao Yi's bad breath and fainting, because it is not Gao Yi who stinks, the so-called men do not stink, women do not smell, she is so angry that Gao Yi is serious when talking to others, when she talks to her, she must be hippie smiling and flamboyant and flamboyant, so that she doesn't know which sentence of this horse thief is true and which sentence is false, it's strange if she is not angry!
"I said slap the mouth! Horse thief, are you deaf or stupid!"
Luo Yue was so angry that she actually raised her voice and shouted out this sentence, the momentum was amazing, and it was estimated that it was heard by people for miles away.
"Slap" Then Gao Yi naturally received a slap on the face of the great beauty of the falling moon, and the force was so great that it made Gao Yi dizzy.
The ambush soldiers all burst into laughter and whispered in private: "If the lord marries this tigress as his mother in the future, he must be very pitiful every night!"
But there was nothing about it, and what was heart-wrenching was the loud shout of a person not far away: "Who is there!"
Only this sound, everyone fell silent, the atmosphere did not dare to make a sound, together to look at the source of the sound, only to see that it turned out to be the Yellow Turban thief's Tanma, holding a torch to Gao Yi and touching two steps, seeing that there was nothing, he said to himself: "It's really strange, there was obviously a sound here just now! Why did it stop in a blink of an eye?"
He was about to ride his horse a few steps forward to see what was going on, and he was about to find the traces of the ambush, but an old voice came from behind him: "Master Jun, it's so late, what are you looking for?"
The yellow turban tanned horse suddenly turned around to look, only to see an old man carrying two bundles of firewood, standing in the hazy night, hunched over his waist and beating his back, standing on the side of the dark road and asking, the old voice was a little frightened.
The tanma was really attracted by the old man who suddenly appeared, turned the horse's head, walked to the old man, and when he took a closer look with a torch, what kind of old man was there on the other side, it was clearly Gao Yi!
"You-" The Yellow Turban Tanma was stunned for a moment, and then thought of making a move, but before he could pull out the saber at his waist, Gao Yi had already pulled out the Falling Moon Divine Spear from the firewood, and stabbed the ground, and then knocked away the sword of the Tanma, and the Tanma simply picked up the torch and danced at Gao Yi on the horse, measuring how this little Tanma could get Gao Yi's martial arts and a gun, but a face, the Tanma was picked off the horse by Gao Yi.
I don't want this tanma to be extremely smart, so when he fell off the horse, he took out a bow and arrow from his waist, aimed at Gao Yi and shot, Gao Yi smiled, approached the tanma step by step, and pointed out the position to the other party with his hand: "Shoot here, I'll point it to you!"
How do you know that as soon as the horse probe left the string, the bow suddenly pointed towards the sky, and Gao Yi's face changed abruptly: "Stinky boy, dare to play with me, it's actually an arrow!"
If this arrow is fired, the Yellow Turban Army in the city will naturally hear it, and Gao Yi's efforts will be done in vain! If the plan fails, there will inevitably be a fierce battle, and the brothers will inevitably suffer heavy casualties at that time.
Thinking of this, Gao Yi couldn't help but look at the falling moon with a strange face, but saw that in the faint night, the falling moon jumped up, and the shocking sword in his hand was ready to be thrown, and he actually came first, knocking down the sound arrow that had been shot out of the air!
At this moment, the horse has been set up by Gao Yi's men and horses with weapons, and when he saw Gao Yi and Luo Yue's skills, the whole person's face turned pale with fright: "You guys, what do you want to do?"
"Don't want to do anything?" Gao Yi shouted back from the soldiers, and lined up the shoulders of this yellow turban horse with a smile on his face, "I just want to trouble the little brother with one thing, go back and say, I haven't found anything here!"
Now not only did the Tanma not understand, but even Luoyue and the soldiers couldn't understand: "What does this mean?"
Gao Yi smiled: "The secret of heaven must not be revealed! Little brother just go and report back, but I, Gao Yi, have a word first, if your people have to bump into my ambush circle, don't blame my thousands of brothers for being ruthless!"
That Tanma's face was originally better, but when he heard Gao Yi's self-report, the door of his house became pale again: "You, you, you are Gao Yi!"
Gao Yi smiled: "Is there a second person in the world with this name?"
When the horse was far away, Luoyue grabbed Gao Yi's shirt and asked, "Horse thief, are you crazy?" That horse thief will definitely tell them that there are ambushes here!"
Gao Yi pretended to be deep: "Sister Luoyue, you don't know, I just want them to know that there are ambushes here!"
"???" Luoyue frowned slightly, let go of Gao Yi, and stared at Gao Yi up and down, "Horse thief, what kind of medicine are you selling in your gourd?"
"It's a panacea!" Gao Yi patted his chest, laughing and explaining to Luoyue, "I don't want to do anything to these yellow turban thieves, but as a general under General Zuo, I have to do it, so I have to design this ambush strategy, which seems to lead the yellow turban thieves to attack General Zuo's camp at night, so as to win General Zuo's trust, I also said that I have already told them that there are ambushes here, it would be better if they didn't come, so as not to embarrass me, if they come, I don't need to be polite!"
Luoyue didn't seem to understand it, she knocked Gao Yi's head with a sword and puffed out her cheeks and said: "I really don't understand you men, you can fight well but you can't fight well, and an ambush battle still has to be calculated and calculated, it's really boring!"
"Hey, stop it, the girl in the falling moon is in pain!" Gao Yi grinned as he touched his sore teeth, but lost no time in adding, "Men are not bad, women are not loved!"