Time is like an arrow, the sun and the moon are like a shuttle, and in a blink of an eye, it is October 1st, the birthday of the motherland's mother, and it is also the day of Su Yanlin Xiaoyun's wedding.

Lin Xiaoyun was summoned home by Tillor's phone call the night before, she originally wanted to join in the fun and hold a bachelor night in the hotel with the groomsmen, but she was counted down by Luo'er: "How can there be a girl like you, discuss with others how to marry herself?"

In fact, Tilore is too responsible, a few days ago with the bridesmaids, and Lin Xiaoyun's father and sister discussed, since it is a Chinese wedding, it must be done according to the rules, the father-in-law does not understand the customs, but after hearing that he is going to give the groom a horse, he will be good to his wife in the future, he is very cooperative.

Back in the city in the past few days, everyone is staying in the hotel, and Su Yan and the two can't stay at home, running there every day, and a group of people are having fun.

Last night, I hugged some red wine, and more than thirty people said that it was just a taste, but in the end, there was a trend of fighting wine, Su Yan didn't dare to drink more, so he changed to Coke, anyway, it was the same color.

Everyone also tacitly agreed, but Yun'er was too excited, although her alcohol consumption was better than Su Yan's, but there were many people, it was definitely not enough to see, it was all based on momentum, and then, it leaked.

Seeing his daughter-in-law's little face flushed, Su Yan didn't let her drink anymore, and the next day at the wedding, I haven't heard that the bride asked for leave because she was drunk, so don't make jokes.

Tilrol and the other members of Girls' Generation were all discussing at home, waiting for more than ten o'clock and not seeing anyone back, a little anxious, knowing that they would have to get up early tomorrow morning to put on makeup, and other preparations, so they directly began to kill the chain.

That's when they got the person back.

Seeing that she was hugging when she got home, Lin Xiaoyun, who kept shouting "sister" in her mouth, was also speechless, so she could only ask Xu Xian to accompany her back to the room to sleep first, and the others continued.

Su Yan will stay in a hotel at night, and will set off from here tomorrow morning, and then the convoy will swim around the city and pick up the bride at his house.

Before dawn the next day, someone knocked on the door, went out to take a look, Hu Shuai was dressed more handsome than himself, Chen Chichi, Zhang Yishan They were there, wiped their eyes, looked at their watches and said: "Don't be so early, it's not even six o'clock, so you are sober?"

"Less nonsense!" Hu Shuai pushed the door directly and walked in, "Do you want to pick up Yun'er with the smell of alcohol and dark circles under your eyes?"

Chi Chi even pulled him to the bathroom: "Go pee, take a shower by the way, hurry up." Then he beckoned, and a group of people he didn't know came.

Su Yan thought that there was a group of people outside the door, and they were all a little nervous about the toilet, and after they were done, they just went out, and they couldn't help but be pressed in front of the mirror.

Good guy, it's only been a few minutes, and all kinds of cosmetics have been placed on the table, and a man with orchid fingers and earrings is said to be an ace technician, who has put on makeup for many big names.

Powder, eyebrow pencils, and all kinds of tools that Su Yan can't name are tossed on his face, and after getting it, hey, it's really good, not to mention the haggard accumulated in a few days, not to mention, the appearance has risen a notch, and he can basically shout with Lao Hu, and he is slightly better than Lin Update.

Then someone put on the groom's red robe and soap boots for him, draped a ball of flowers obliquely on his chest, and a group of people hugged him and walked out.

yes

This is a traditional Chinese wedding, wearing ancient costumes.

Originally, in order to meet the situation, he also wanted to get a horse to ride for Su Yan, but after thinking about it, he still didn't block the traffic police uncle, and it was too high-profile, after all, he was still in retirement.

Su Yan is Hu Shuai on the left, Lin Gengxin is on the right, and behind him is a handsome group of best men and relatives who receive relatives.

Yishui's motorcade lined up at the entrance of the hotel, and even the driver was in a straight uniform and wearing white gloves, standing on the side of the car.

"Get in the car!"

Chi Chi roared.

It was as if the team had been on an expeditionary force.

The black Rolls-Royce Phantom, fifteen Bentleys, and three camera cars immediately aroused onlookers as soon as they left the hotel.

This is also normal, this is a small urban area, and the tail car is usually used as the first car.

And there are a lot of people who get married today, and those who start with Mercedes-Benz and BMW either simply slow down and let them go first, or they just slip away and run away.

Su Yan sat in the car, accompanied by Lao Hu, helping to sort out the big red flowers on his chest.

"How's it going, nervous?"

"A little. ”

"What are you afraid of. Lao Hu patted him on the shoulder: "It's not the execution ground, hold up your chest." ”

"It is said that marriage is the grave of love. ”

“... Shall we turn around and go back?"

"Don't don't, just kidding. ”

Su Yan turned his head and could vaguely see the expressions of his parents behind him, full of smiles.

After about half an hour, the surrounding scenery became familiar.

"Zizizi!"

A familiar voice came, Su Yan turned his head, and Hu Shuai didn't know where to take out a walkie-talkie.

"Attention units, attention to all units, our army still has five minutes to arrive at the battlefield, please be ready for battle. ”

Mr. Wang's voice came.

"Roger! Tilol, this little girl doesn't know what trap has been laid in front of her, so you should be careful. "This is Huang Lei.

Chi Chi smiled there: "Teacher Huang has no medicine to grow others to destroy his own spirit, the elite soldiers and fierce generals are all on our side, just a few young ladies, what tricks can they have?"

"Don't underestimate the enemy, but I see that Tirol has put a lot of thought into it these days, and has a special meeting behind closed doors. King Kai Kai said.

Su Yan couldn't help laughing when he looked at the driver, this group of funny.

While he was talking, news came.

"A large number of enemy troops were found gathering at the mouth of the alley ahead. ”

"Can I rush over?"

"I'm afraid it's not rushing, it's a group of half-grown children. ”

Su Yan had already seen that at least twenty children were standing at the entrance of the alley, and there were adults on the side, looking at the vehicle in a daze.

"Hiss!" Zhang Yishan exclaimed: "Tilore still has two brushes, and he can't hit it, and he can't rush it, how can this be good..."

"Don't worry! ”

Wang Yangyang got out of the car, holding a box in his hand, and resolutely walked forward in the eyes of everyone.

Because in the car, Su Yan couldn't hear what he was saying, only saw the children shaking their heads again and again.

afterwards

It's too late,

When it was fast,

Wang Yang raised his head to the sky and roared, opened the box, and sprinkled something on the side.

If you look closely, it turns out to be all kinds of chocolate milk candy.

The children routed and made way for a way.

Surrounded by children, Chubby waved his right hand and signaled to move on, and handed it over to himself.

As the car passed, everyone rolled down their windows and saluted.

The alley was only a few hundred meters long, and the second challenge was immediately encountered.

A group of old men waved their fans and set up a Zhenlong chess game, but they fought there in the middle, ignoring the arrival of the convoy.

"What a sinister Tilone, after the child, actually sent an old cadre, how can this be good. ”

"Leave it to me!"

Huang Lei held a few pieces of China in his hand, and when he saw someone in front of him, he sent it.

The effect was remarkable, and the old men not only got up consciously, but also took the initiative to take the chairs away, and gave a message by the way.

"Ahead, there is a great danger. ”

Everyone's faces sank, and after thanking them, they continued to move forward.

"The vast end of the world is my love, and the flowers are blooming at the foot of the green mountains

What kind of rhythm is the most swaying, and what kind of singing is the most cheerful

The crooked river came from heaven and flowed to the sea of purple and red

Hot ballads are our expectations, and singing along the way is the most comfortable"

A fiery ballad came, and Su Yan looked up.

The open space downstairs has been occupied by a group of aunts, happily dancing in the square.

"This..."

Even the driver got into the play and fell into deep thought, which is not easy to do.

Thousands of weddings, the most difficult thing to deal with is these mothers-in-law, who have amazing combat effectiveness, resilience, and unyielding.

Pasture, forest renewal, get off the car to negotiate, hit the wall and return.

In the end, it was Lao Hu who came out: "I can only use a trick." ”

The sunroof of the car was opened, and he stood up.

"Sisters, I'm Hu Shuai, my friend got married today, please give me a face, the auspicious time is coming soon, and I can't delay. ”

The loud voice finally made the eldest sister turn around and signal the side to turn off the music first.

Su Yan secretly shouted that it was not good, this was not Aunt Li next door.

"Yun'er married into our Huaxia, these aunts are her mother's family today, but I can't let you go so easily!"

"And what do you want?"

"Call the representative, shake your head with the aunt, if you win, you will pass the test. ”

"Mumu," Lao Hu picked up the walkie-talkie and shouted.

"Okay, for the sake of Director Su, I'm out of the way. ”

"Bang!"

The rear door opened, and the handsome Makiki came to the front.

The music sounds, the camera shoots, and everyone laughs.

After a song, it was earth-shattering and crying ghosts and gods.

In addition, Hu Shuai threw a handful of red envelopes on the ground.

Puzzle solving.

Everyone gathered around Su Yan and began to go upstairs.

The gate is guarded by my father-in-law.

After Su Yan called out to his father a few times in Korean, the old man was not embarrassed and opened the door with a smile.

It's already full of happy words.

There is one last hurdle, the new house guarded by the bridesmaids.

Everyone is not in a hurry, pick up the things on the living room table and eat and drink for a while, replenish their physical strength, get up early in the morning to put on makeup, and have no time to eat breakfast.

Lao Hu walked forward and knocked on the door.

"Who?" said Tilal, knowingly.

"Open the door! Pick up the bride. Lao Hu was yelling there.

There was a burst of warblers and swallows.

"No, it's not that simple. ”

"Show your sincerity. ”

"Sing a song first. ”

King Kaikai walked out, and the song "Men Should Be Self-Improvement" was sung sonorously and deafeningly.

It didn't work to make Su Yan laugh directly, and there was no sound in the room in an instant.

"Red envelopes, we want red envelopes. ”

Less standard Chinese came.

Knowing all about Suosuo, Lao Hu squatted down and stuffed a dozen of them in.

"Wow, it's only six yuan, it's so insincere!"

"Eh, mine is... 1.2.3.4.5.6....This one has ten zeros, how much is it?"

"Ten billion! Oh my God!"

"What, this is Zimbabwean dollars, not as good as six dollars. ”

This behavior seemed to annoy the bridesmaids, who refused to open the door no matter how much they pleaded outside.

Su Yan stood up: "When I'm out of the horse?"

Then, in the eyes of everyone, he scooped through his pocket and took out a key.

Turning around and smiling at the groomsmen, "Yuna secretly gave it to me last night." ”

"Click!"

The door was opened, Hu Shuai and they rushed in, the bridesmaids who were originally standing behind the door screamed and retreated, and the others were even more confused, the plot was different from what they thought?

And Lin Xiaoyun was sitting on the bed in a bright red wedding dress, with bright eyes and bright teeth, and a shy flower in the closed moon.

After learning that it was the little spy who had secretly given the key out, the bridesmaids were furious.

"There's something like you. ”

"I'm really afraid that I won't be able to get married. ”

"It's you who eats and says you're the one who says yours. ”

"Oh, poor we've been planning for so long. ”

Yuna is there silly.

Su Yan sat on the side: "Are you happy?"

Yuna nodded.

"Then let's go. ”

Yuna shook her head and pursed her lips.

"Wow!"

Su Yan imprinted on his daughter-in-law's lips.

"Hey, hey, let's go. Lin Xiaoyun stretched out her white arm.

Su Yan directly hugged a princess and led everyone to prepare to go out.

"Eh, eh!" Tylor shouted anxiously from behind, "Hijab, red hijab, it's all your fault." ”

A group of people began to go downstairs in a lively manner.

"Oba. ”

Yun'a's voice came, but it was not loud and could not be heard by others.

"Huh?"

"Am I your daughter-in-law?"

"Hmm!"

"Hey, hey. ”

Although I couldn't see her expression, the calves that kept fluttering up and down were already very revealing.

"Get in the car and go!"

With a shout from Chichi, the convoy set off again.

(Thanks to Azheng 128 big guy 38 consecutive rewards)

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