Chapter 249: Fooling Farmers Deserves to Die [2]

"Oh?" Wang Tianyou turned his head and rushed behind him, and at a glance, he found three uniformed police officers hurriedly pushing away the crowd and walking towards this side, still holding batons in their hands, with a grim face, as if they were facing a great enemy.

A middle-aged policeman who was relatively old at the head walked up to the hooked nose with a blue nose and swollen face, his face was obviously dark, and he waved his hand at the two young policemen behind him and ordered: "Quick, see how he is!"

"What's going on? Who was fighting just now?!Stand up for me!" The middle-aged police officer asked sharply as he glanced at the passengers around him with a sharp gaze.

"Comrade policeman, listen to me tell you..." When Shandong Dahan saw the police coming, his expression obviously revealed an instinctive crampedness, and his speech was a little unfavorable.

The middle-aged police officer has brown skin, and the furrows and ravines on his face are full of the vicissitudes of time. But at first glance, he is an old policeman, and there is a majesty that makes the thief's heart tremble.

"Hmm, hello! I'm the purser of this train, and my surname is Chen!" The middle-aged policeman glanced up and down at the Shandong man, who had been a policeman on a crowded train for more than 20 years, what kind of person had he never seen? From a wanted criminal to a murderer, to a pickpocketing thief, he could basically tell at a glance whether this person was good or bad!

This person has been in a certain industry for a long time, and he will hang his face and reflect it on his face. For example, a thief, a normal person walks looking straight ahead, or looking at the ground, while a thief is a thief with his eyes rolling around, staring at other people's pocket wallets, and that's how the word thief eyebrows and mouse eyes come from!

The middle-aged policeman felt that the big man in front of him who spoke a strong Shandong dialect was full of honesty and did not have the unique "appearance" of the bad guy, and his tone of voice weakened by three points, "We received a report from a passenger that there was a fight in this carriage!

"Yo, Sheriff Chen! Isn't this a coincidence, isn't it! You are also surnamed Chen, I am also surnamed Chen, the liar just now is also surnamed Chen, the three of us are our own family for a long time!" Shandong Dahan rubbed his two big thick hands on his clothes, and then shook the hand of the police officer vigorously, his face was filled with an honest smile, "It's also fate, our three families are in completely different positions, Chen liar cheats my money, Sheriff Chen, you catch the liar." What's the name of that sentence, the praying mantis catches the cicada and the yellow finch is behind... No, no, no, it's not this sentence, it's called boiling beans and burning beans, what is the frying and why is it too urgent! Yes, that's what it means!"

"What kind of nonsense? I ask you if you saw anyone fighting just now?" asked the middle-aged policeman in confusion as he took off his hat and scratched his Mediterranean-style baldness, obviously confused by the big man's irrelevant words.

"Don't ask him, I'm the one who fought!" Wang Tianyou stood up, pulled the Shandong big man aside, stood still in front of the middle-aged policeman, and said with a bare face.

"Hey, you're quite arrogant!" The middle-aged policeman glanced at Wang Tianyou up and down, laughed angrily, stretched out his hand and pointed at the eagle hook man lying on the ground like a dead pig, and asked, "You beat him like this?"

"He teamed up with his accomplices on the train to cheat two honest countrymen, shouldn't he be beaten?" Wang Tianyou said calmly with his arms crossed, still not having the slightest sense of talking to the police.

"Sheriff Chen, I can testify! This little brother is right!" Ergou, who was standing on the side, looked at the police, although he was a little nervous, but he still stubbornly opened his mouth to help Wang Tianyou, "This turtle grandson took a fake lottery ticket and wanted to cheat me and my eldest brother of their hard-earned hard-earned money, and at the last moment, this little brother saw through it, and this turtle grandson was still angry and took out a knife and wanted to stab someone! If it weren't for the little brother's good skills, I'm afraid he would have killed someone now!" Ergou pulled the lock of the wallet, fanned his clothes vigorously, and said to the middle-aged policeman in a matter-of-fact manner.

"By the way, look at my brain! The little brother has helped my brothers so much, and I haven't said thank you yet!" As he spoke, Ergou slapped his head, turned around and said to Wang Tianyou with a smile on his face: "Little brother, thank you so much this time! My name is Chen Ergou, you can call me Ergou!"

"Chen Ergou?" Wang Tianyou was slightly stunned, he had read a classic, what is Chen Ergou's demonic life, but he didn't expect that there was really a name called this in reality!

"Hehe, it's just a gesture!" Wang Tianyou smiled, ignoring the frowning policeman, stretched out his right hand to Ergou, and smiled: "My name is Wang Tianyou." ”

"This..."Ergou looked at Wang Tianyou's outstretched palm in astonishment, and wanted to raise his hand to shake it, but when he looked down at the mud on his hand, he stopped in mid-air, and he didn't know what to do for a while.

"Old man, don't be so hypocritical!" Wang Tianyou saw through his thoughts, pulled his hand over, shook it vigorously, and said disapprovingly.

"Hey, hey, hey..." Ergou blushed rarely, just shook it for two seconds and then quickly withdrew his hand, touching his head and laughing.

"I said that you two will call you brothers and sisters later, and the matter has not been dealt with yet!" The middle-aged policeman standing on the side was a leader on this train, and he was ignored for a long time, and his face naturally couldn't hang up, so he reached out and patted Ergou's shoulder, and asked with a tense face: "What did you just say?

"Ang! I also won a big gold chain of 30,000 yuan! Look, isn't it all on this ground!" Ergou said, stretching out his hand to the scattered lottery tickets, "These are all these, maybe how much money they cheated with this trick!"

The middle-aged police officer looked down, no, this place is full of colorful lottery tickets. He leaned over and picked one up, frowned and looked closely, his face suddenly gloomy.

"Get up, let me see!" The middle-aged policeman put away the lottery ticket, stepped in front of the hook man in two steps, pinched his cheeks and twisted from side to side, like picking a watermelon.

"Haha, good boy, it's you again!" Seeing the face of the hooked man clearly, the middle-aged policeman suddenly laughed heartily twice, "There is really a road in heaven that you don't go, and there is no door to hell, you can come and vote for yourself! I said that I always feel that this trick sounds a little familiar, and it is really you Chen Peisi who has been making trouble for a long time! I really haven't seen it if I don't look carefully! I caught you once on the Shanghai line, and let me run into you again on the Baotou line! Hey, this time you don't go in and squat for three or five years, you can think of it out!"

"You... You..."The eagle hook man was broken by Wang Tianyou's arm, and he was kicked a few more times in the chest, at this time he was already out of breath and less in breath, and the slightest movement on the ground brought severe pain to the heart. Reluctantly opened his eyes and looked at the old policeman in front of him, the hook man suddenly looked like a deflated ball, and his expression became decadent, "Again, it's in your hands again!

"No, comrade policeman, I heard him right, what did you just call him? Chen Peisi?" Wang Tianyou scratched the back of his head with a stunned face, angry and funny in his heart. Chen Peisi, isn't he the bald head who is a household name and plays sketches?

"No, this guy's name is not only Chen Peisi!and..."The middle-aged policeman also nodded helplessly, reached out and pulled the hooked man's hair upward, as if he was doing a trick, and immediately had an extra fake hood in his hand, and said: "And even the head shape is the same!"

I saw this eagle hook man's bald head shining in the sun, his head was sharp and long, and he looked at it from the side - he was a Chen Peisi!

The audience was in an uproar......

[ps: Ahem, program hunter, you are too yd, and you ...... to stamp the ** part of the beauty]

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