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A few firecrackers rang out coldly not far away, and the faint smell of gunpowder smoke permeated the air. In the blink of an eye, the New Year is approaching, and in December, the evening breeze in the capital is as cold as a knife. Yuan Han, who was walking slowly on the street alone, shrunk his neck and wrapped the scarf that a girl had given him just now. Even though this is the second winter he has spent in the capital, this dry and cold weather still makes him a little uncomfortable. Because he didn't like to dress too thickly, he felt that it would hurt his tone.

But fortunately, the girls in the capital are always so warm and warm, and often use their body temperature to soothe his lonely soul, so that he will not live too depressed. Just like the owner of this scarf, she has been begging Yuan Han these days to spend the night in the apartment that her parents bought for her, but as an indulgent and uninhibited man who loves freedom, Yuan Han still refuses.

Coming out of the warm spring-like room, the round and cold shape is alone, the back is gloomy, and the temperament is deep. Writers should be like this, experiencing and feeling the warmth and coldness of the world, as well as the cruelty of nature and the darkness of society through self-isolation.

After a few chirps, the sky suddenly brightened.

Yuan Han turned his head to look at the night sky, and saw the brilliant fireworks blooming in the air, and a lonely smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

I haven't been home for a long time, and I miss my parents a little.

But...... Too lazy to buy a plane ticket and don't want to take the train......

So this year, let's continue to celebrate the New Year in Beijing.

After all, according to his experience, the girls during the Chinese New Year seem to be more enthusiastic than usual.

I'm not afraid that no one will cook for him in the morning, noon and evening.

He walked towards his kennel with a smile, and under the light of street lamps and fireworks, he passed by a bus stop and saw a large poster of "See You and Leave" on the bus platform. The starring role is Uncle Ge, and the director is Director Feng, but the strange thing is that the C position of the poster actually says Producer: Lin Miao. Take out the product person as a gimmick, hehe, it's just an insult to art. Chinese pills.

Yuan Han thought so in his heart, he was glad that he refused another girl's request to accompany him to the movie this morning. This kind of vulgar work produced by Lin Miao and directed by Director Feng is not worth his spending dozens of yuan plus more than an hour of precious time.

With that kung fu, he might as well go to the post bar to see rational netizens criticizing Lin Miao.

said that since the article that hit him was deleted by Someow Blog, he has not been angry for the past month. This morning, he got up at 9 o'clock in the morning to go out for a run to exercise his weak body that had just been discharged from the hospital. As a result, after running for less than 500 meters, I saw a billboard outside the bookstore near my home, which said that the lower hardcover bound version of "Seeking Immortals: Fairy World" was on the shelves, buy three get one dozen and twenty percent off. As soon as he saw this advertisement, Yuan Han sneered directly.

is also a bookwriter, and some so-called writers are indeed quite shameless.

The same book "Seeking Immortals", obviously all of the same content, but not only in the "Dongou Daily" chapter a day serialized, but also shamelessly published a single volume collection every month, every six months out of a set of half a collection, last year also came out two sets of "Seeking Immortals, Human World", "Seeking Immortals, Spiritual Chapter" of the super collection, a book is several times thicker than the Xinhua dictionary, more than 800,000 words, take home to the mahjong table mat table legs are disgusted, what is the meaning of this?

Yuan Han feels worthless for those readers who fall into the trap of consumption, but the annoying thing is that some readers are so irrational.

Obviously, I bought all the single books, and the dozen or so volumes of each "Looking for Immortals" were all together, but I had to pay a little more money to buy today's "hardcover bound edition" that changed the soup without changing the medicine, and sent a lot of money to some people that could have been saved and used to do something more meaningful. Among them, what made Yuan Han feel speechless the most was that some people bought both a single-volume version and a hardcover version, but they were not satisfied, and even bought a super-large collection! Why spend this unjust money? Why spend so much unjust money for Lin Miao?

Why?!

Based on this reason, Yuan Han cut off contact with a girl last year.

He really can't accept a girl who likes "Looking for Immortals" to that point.

And she actually said that Lin Miao was cute.

I can't bear it, what kind of aesthetic ability? Before children develop, don't they all look the same?

New hatred adds old hatred, as soon as the anger comes up, the round cold forgets the cold.

Along the way, a thousand things were spinning in his mind, remembering that he would have to test the car for his boss tomorrow, and he secretly reminded himself that he must not stay up late tonight. Whoever drives the computer is stupid - the rollover accident two months ago was caused by staying up late.

Unconsciously walked back to the building, Yuan Han pressed the corridor light all the way back to the rental house.

I took out the key and opened the door and entered, and there was a sour smell in the room.

But he didn't care.

A man's room, of course, should smell like this.

So it makes perfect sense not to clean for three months.

Turning on the living room headlight next to the door, Yuan Han gently closed the door, and then sat down on the cold sofa.

Glancing towards the bedroom, resisting the urge to turn on the computer, Yuan Han picked up the remote control of the TV casually, planning to watch TV casually for a while, and went to bed immediately, it was now half past nine in the evening, the TV program was so ugly, he estimated that he would be forced back until half past ten at most, and he would wake up before 8 o'clock tomorrow morning, and he would be able to appear next to the track at half past nine.

Thinking so in my heart, I saw CCTV 1 and released an advertisement.

The picture starts outside the gate of a large courtyard, with Spring Festival couplets and blessing characters pasted on the door, and then the camera moves forward into the courtyard, through the window of the main house, you can see that there are four people in the house, playing mahjong around a table.

The house was decorated with red knots, red lanterns, tea and pastries on the coffee table next to it, and a little girl carved in pink picked up a piece of candy and stuffed it into her mouth and walked to the mahjong table.

At this time, the camera gave the actor the first close-up, and Shuai Bo, who was just red, smiled and touched a card, and said to Director Feng: "Director Feng, you are done with the movie, come here to find inspiration?"

As he spoke, he played the cards in his hand.

Xiaoxiao, who was standing aside, chewed toffee in her mouth, and said two words cutely: "Dongfeng." ”

"The movie is finished, and the rest of the thing, I believe in the taste of the national audience. Myself, play. As he spoke, he took out two of his cards and took back the east wind that Shuai Bo had played.

Xiaoxiao continued to be cute: "Touch." ”

Director Feng casually threw out one and shouted to himself: "Thirty thousand." ”

The camera pans to the next face.

At this time, a small subtitle was given to the character introduction in the picture: Bingbing.

Bingbing happily picked up the card and smiled happily: "Eat!"

Yuan Han, who was sitting in front of the TV, had a slight light in his eyes at this time.

Eh, is this a golden lock?

"Huanzhu Gege" is on the air recently, although he dislikes a certain aunt's work, but the TV series is still watched one episode a day, of course, every time he watches it with the girl, just like tonight, he just came out of the girl's house after watching two episodes of "Returning the Pearl".

It's really annoying, those girls are really ......

Pull him down!

"Five cylinders. "On TV, Bingbing threw cards.

The scene finally cuts to the face of a squinting young man, and the subtitles read: Jay.

"Ouch, this card is bullish!" Jay Lun pushed the card in front of him forward.

Xiaoxiao shouted, "Hu!"

Jay Lun smiled and reached out, wanting to touch Xiaoxiao's head.

Xiaoxiao hurriedly hid beside Bingbing.

The other three people at the table seemed to have just reacted, and Bingbing asked, "Who are you?"

"I—I'm new. Jay Lun said with a confused face, "Mr. Lin said that he appreciates my talent, and we will be colleagues in the future." Come on, colleagues, pay for it......"

Feng Dadao's face was straight, and he raised his hand and said: "Eh, little brother, Mr. Lin said, it's okay to play cards, but it's not okay to gamble." ”

Jay Lun said: "No color head, what's the point?"

The other three people at the table showed smiling faces and said in unison: "Interesting!"

At this time, the screen suddenly changed, and everyone became a Q version of the animation.

The voiceover voiced by Xiaoxiao jumped out of the advertisement: the cute game lobby provides 150 kinds of chess and card items with various rules, with a variety of patterns and points to cash. Healthy entertainment, happy life. Welcome to log in to the Someow homepage to download the game, or enter "" to download it yourself on the Someow search engine.

In order to thank the new and old users for their support, during the Chinese New Year, the little cute game hall will join hands with Wakaka Technology Co., Ltd. to hold the first "Someow Cup" National Network Mahjong Championship, the top four in the finals can receive a bonus of 10,000 yuan, and the final champion will enjoy a cash prize of 100,000 yuan. There is no fee to register for the competition.

Little Cute Technology Co., Ltd. warmly welcomes all netizens over the age of 18 to sign up. For the registration address and method, please refer to the homepage of Someow.com for details. This year's Chinese New Year, Little Cute Technology and Wow Kaka Technology will be with you!

The voiceover falls, and the picture changes back to the live-action version.

Five people face the camera and bow their hands to greet the New Year: I wish the people of the whole country, a happy New Year, and a lot of money!

After the advertisement was broadcast, Yuan Han was stunned for a moment, and suddenly he couldn't hold it back.

Although he is very resistant to Lin Miao, Lin Miao has a sentence that Yuan Han thinks is right: the game itself is right, just like the atomic bomb itself, it is also right. So in response to this sentence, he had already installed the little cutie game hall a long time ago.

And play on it for at least four or five hours a day.

In the last few days, he has been a little tired, because his Four Nations Military Chess level has been stuck in the major, and he often encounters stupid teammates, and after repeated frustrations, he doesn't want to continue playing with stupid people.

But at this moment, I have to say that this advertisement made him tempted again.

Yuan Han raised his hand and looked at the time, it was only 11 o'clock, and there was still more than an hour before the 12 o'clock dead line he set. Anyway, watching TV is a waste of life, and playing games is always a little more meaningful, right? At least on the premise that it is also a waste of life, it is obviously a smarter choice to reap a little more happiness.

It took Yuan Han a while to convince himself.

He picked up the remote control and turned off the TV, ran to the bedroom quickly, didn't bother to turn on the light, and turned on the computer.

After two minutes, the computer boots up.

Yuan Han connected to the extravagant broadband, first opened the game lobby, then was in a daze for two seconds, then turned it off casually, and clicked on the web page.

On the portal page of Someow.com,The advertisement of the cute mahjong competition is on the top。 Yuan Han clicked in, and a registration link popped up, and the content required to be filled in was: name, ID number, contact information, and account number of Dongou Rural Commercial Bank.

"Oh my day, it looks like it's a little unsafe......"

Yuan Han read in his mouth, pulled down the web page, only to see that it was written that the activity was with a certain department, a certain department and a certain department, if there is any property loss, it will be directly reported to the Qujiang Provincial Public Security Department for investigation, and after verification, the insurance company will give a claim, all user information acquisition, has been agreed and authorized by the Ministry of Public Security, and will accept the supervision of the Ministry of Public Security, will never disclose user information. In the event of an unforeseen situation, Wakaka Technology Entertainment Co., Ltd. will bear all the consequences in accordance with the law.

When Yuan Han saw this, he suddenly realized.

Wow Ka Ka Technology!

He said how familiar it looked, isn't this the company that has been scolded as a dog by the national media and parents because of the 97 King of Boxing Tournament held in the past few days? Isn't this company supposed to be incompatible with Lin Miao? Why did it cooperate again? Yuan Han frowned and pondered for a moment, and came to a conclusion: ", this society is really disgusting, and commercial speculation is used to the extreme......

While disgusted, he honestly returned to the name office and skillfully filled in his own information.

If you have the endorsement of the Ministry of Public Security, you can rest assured when you sign up.

As for the card number of Dongou Rural Commercial Bank - Lucky Cat's current technology is not very mature, so in fact, only the network system of the Rural Commercial Bank can be bound to Lucky Cat. At present, in addition to Dongou City, the Rural Commercial Bank also has outlets in Beijing and Shanghai, as well as in several large cities such as Hangzhou, Huijing, Yangcheng and Rongcheng.

Yuan Han was deleted earlier because he was always on the post bar, and under the gritted teeth, he went to get a card of Dongou Rural Commercial Bank, and then bought the paste bar beans with the beckoning cat, and recharged a super member - in fact, it is not expensive, the annual fee is only 12 yuan, since then, even the post bar celebrity [Luo Li] has not provoked him again, speaking of which, he seems to have not seen [Luo Li] for almost three months.

I have no opponent for a long time, I am lonely as snow, and I miss it very much.

Yuan Han found the bank card, entered his card number, and successfully registered.

The page turned, and the rules of the competition popped up.

The official start time of the competition is today, from today to February 15, in two and a half months, the 128 registered players with the highest level points in the whole station will be qualified to participate in the Spring Festival finals.

In one round a day, half of the contestants are eliminated in each round, and the final champion is determined on the fifth day of the first month. All contestants who enter the final stage will receive a mystery gift package provided by Cutie Technology, as well as a physical gift bag for the Chinese New Year.

"It's a bonus and a gift, it's enough to make a lot of money......" Yuan Han, who is a little local tyrant, doesn't care about the gift, but in his heart he still has a little itch for the 100,000 prize money of the champion.

After reading the rules, Yuan Han exited the webpage and boarded the game lobby again.

At a close look, his login page profile picture has been crowned with "VIP".

Yuan Han smiled slightly, found the mahjong game, downloaded it on the page for a while, and after half a day, he finally entered the room. There are only 20 rooms in total, 400 people in each room, the first 18 rooms are all full, and they can't squeeze in at all, Yuan Han pulled down for a while, pulled to the 19th room, and saw that the number of people had reached 367, so he quickly clicked in.

After entering the room, I found a table with three missing and sat down.

At the beginning of the game, Xiaoxiao's voice popped out: Welcome little brother~

Yuan Han couldn't hold it anymore, he was softened by this voice, and shouted with a smile: "Ouch my grass!"

It's grassing, the background music is bingling, and the game is open.

Little Cute Technology's investment in servers and bandwidth regardless of the cost, the picture in the game hall is quite stable and smooth, Yuan Han is in a good mood, and his luck is smooth tonight, he wins six in a row as soon as he gets on the table, and the level has also risen from "Ma Bandit" to "Ma Pawn", and the highest level is "Ma Shen". Yuan Han secretly complained that the designer was uneducated, and glanced at time again.

It's only been more than half an hour, and I'm sitting in the bank now, if I can win in a row, I will soon be able to go to the senior room and fight for double points. Work hard tonight, wait for the test car to come back tomorrow morning, and the day after tomorrow it's okay anyway, and you can stay up all night at night......

Thinking so, suddenly he automatically exited the room.

At the same time, a box appeared on the screen: "Cute and warm reminder: You were kicked out of the room by the supreme VIP user Ark Ark, please choose another room to fight again." The cutie mentally strongly condemns Ark Ark's actions. [Personally condemned, please click here]"

Yuan Han frowned, and clicked directly into it a little angrily.

As a result, it jumped out of the mall of the cute game hall.

"Book that, dead profiteer......" Yuan Han is still very smart, and he can see the malice of the little cute technology at a glance, but if you take a closer look at the things in the mall, the most expensive is only 5 yuan per month, and then after a little hesitation, I bought an anti-kick supreme VIP, and bought a [mahjong card reader], and the animation effect of [feed you poop].

Dressed in a god costume, the total price is seven yuan and five, Yuan Han felt that it was worth the money, and immediately returned to the room just now, and saw that the table that kicked him in the ark boat had not yet opened, so without saying a word, he went up and pulled another ordinary user down, and then clicked [feed you poop] and threw it into the mouth of the ark ark. This time, the dubbing is Bingbing: Eat me! Then a big box pops up on the screen: The Supreme IVP player Ark Ark was attacked by the Supreme VIP player at minus 18 degrees, swallowing a lump of indescribable objects.

Next to the word object, there is a picture of a piece of poop.

Yuan Han was amused by this grass operation, and he was overjoyed, and his screen suddenly turned yellow.

Then, with a vomiting voiceover, the yellow stuff is scraped off by the wipers inside the screen.

A large dialog box appears:

The Supreme VIP player was attacked by the Supreme VIP player Ark Ark at minus eighteen degrees, swallowing a lump of indescribable objects.

Supreme VIP player Ark Ark reminds Supreme VIP player minus eighteen degrees: I still have 148 rounds of ammunition, you are free.

At this time, the game began, but Yuan Han didn't bother to play cards, but clicked on his own item column, and found that there was a limit to the number of [feed you poop], and his dollar was only enough to buy 10 rounds, and now there are only 9 rounds left in stock.

"I'm sick, right? Just kidding, so serious?"

Yuan Han read it in his mouth, and the screen suddenly turned yellow again, and the dubbing of vomiting sounded, apparently being thrown by Fang Zhouzhou again.

"My grass, it's endless?" Yuan Han had a smile on his face, thinking that the thing on the other side was really a childish ghost, but he didn't listen to the call, and he hit the toolbox and gave it back.

You come and go, the two people's cards are all hosted by the computer, after a blind and thin play, before the screen of Yuanhan is cleaned by the wipers, a piece of yellow, he heard Xiaoxiao shout: "Hu!"

As soon as the picture changed, Yuan Han looked at it fixedly, and saw that Fang Zhouzhou actually won the card blindly.

And he also left him a sentence: Dead garbage, grandpa can kill you with his eyes closed.

Yuan Han, who was still smiling just now, instantly smiled and blurted out: "Fuck your mother!"

He excitedly clicked on the game immediately, and scuffled with Fang Zhouzhou again.

At the same time, I operated quickly, and purchased 200 rounds of [Feed You Poop] in batches, as well as a [I have my own people] similar to the official cheat - that is, there will be a robot in the game, whether the robot wins or Yuanhan wins, it will show Yuanhan's victory, and the one just now, Fang Zhouzhou won like this......

The fighting style of the two supreme VIP players quickly attracted the onlookers.

Yuan Han watched himself fly all over the screen, and at the same time, there were constant system prompts, and the player entered the game.

There was a round of applause at the message desk.

"My day, what kind of hatred and hatred? The audience who spoke could see the two Yuan Han and Fang Zhouzhou throwing in each other's faces from the perspective of a third party.

Then another person exclaimed: "My day, two living people throw shit, leaving two robots to go head-on, high-tech!"

Passerby A said: "Look at it, the people who can enter the finals during the Spring Festival are all these money-rushers, Lin Miao's business mind is too strong." If you want to get to the finals and get the prize money, you have to top up the money first, and if you don't charge the money, you won't be able to enter the finals. ”

Passerby B: "It's really strong, it's free to sign up, but we started fighting first." ”

Passerby C: "Two big brothers, I don't care if you throw poop at each other, can you not use robots? Would it be good to give us people who only have a few million properties to live? If you want to do this again, don't blame me for buying robots." ”

"Sixth floor stupid. ”

"The one on the seventh floor, could it be that I fell in love with your mother?

"The word stupid can be used here, and it is not allowed to be used on the blog. ”

"It can be used for stickers. ”

"You can use any word on the sticker......"

"Any idiot on the post bar has ......"

From 11 o'clock in the evening to 12 o'clock in the evening, passers-by were stunned until the two of them were all dung, and the dung never dispersed.

Yuan Han saw that he might be mentally ill, and at the same time, he was a little distressed about the hundred yuan he spent tonight for no reason, so he bought another [loving kiss] in the mall, and after spitting out Fang Zhouzhou's saliva, he was so depressed that his chest hurt and he exited the room.

He lay on the bed and thought quietly for a moment, annoyed and blamed himself.

How did you get on it?

"Damn, I can't sleep. Yuan Han sat up again irritably, looked at the time, and it was only early 12 o'clock.

Forget it, let's go to bed at 2 o'clock.

The robot also has a time to use, and it will be gone in 7 days.

Sitting back in front of the computer, Yuan Han changed rooms.

Now that there is no Ark Ark to make trouble, Yuan Han drove the robot plug-in, and finally the winning rate was extremely high, and he gradually became more comfortable. Time passed unconsciously, minute by minute, and Yuan Han's level was quickly upgraded from "Ma Bandit" and "Ma Pawn" to "Ma Shi", "Ma Wei", "Ma School", and then saw that there was only half a pipe experience value from "Mahjong", and the sound of a hawker suddenly came downstairs.

Yuan Han shuddered when he heard it, turned his head to look, and suddenly I snorted!

It's half past five in the morning!

He hurriedly panicked, turned off the computer, and forced himself to sleep quickly, but when he closed his eyes, he tossed and turned, and he couldn't sleep.

The singing downstairs that used to make him feel very poetic also became irritable to him.

At the same time, on the 14th floor of the Shanshui Building in Dongou City, where the lights were not turned off all night, the night shift customer service of Little Cute Technology stretched his waist and stood up, hammered his arms, hammered his legs, and then weakly went to the pantry to get drinks and snacks in slippers.

Behind him, his ID was displayed on his computer screen.

Supreme VIP player, Ark Ark ......

On the wall next to the computer, there is an inscription written by Lin Miao himself: The shamelessness of capitalists is far beyond the imagination of working people. We should always remind ourselves to be a person who is beneficial to society.