Chapter 114: The Secret of Immortality

In any case, at least it was good for Tony that Li Jie didn't hang up, because at least he wouldn't be killed by Lan. That's a good thing, at least. Of course, Tony has a new understanding of the extent of Li Jie's shamelessness. Li Jie's shamelessness is far beyond his imagination, and he has no guilt or discomfort at all for what he has done. They all think that everything they do is right and righteous.

Tony has reservations about Li Jie's perception. However, the two Evil Ghost Riders, Kamibe Xiong and Johnny, admired Li Jie's personality very much, because for so long, Li Jie was the first person to be hit by this skill but completely fine. Even the most cunning devil in Hell can't resist this skill.

For though the devils do many evil things, they do not resist doing evil things, and even say that they are happy to do evil things. But in the devil's view of right and wrong, they also know that what they do is bad, but doing bad things can bring them happiness. Therefore, soul torture is actually a very heavy punishment for them, because although they are willing to do evil, the devils do not distinguish between right and wrong, and they do not recognize evil deeds as righteous.

But for Li Jie, this seems to be a trivial matter. He didn't seem to be hurt at all, because he didn't feel that he had done anything bad at all.

Li Jie was not hurt in any way, but he felt as if he remembered himself and had done many great things.

As for whether the things he did were great or evil, sometimes it was just a matter of opinion.

Although he hadn't been hurt before, Li Jie felt that he was still quite uncomfortable. Because he and Tony Stark were going to leave their wives temporarily and spend a long vacation of freedom.

Dracula Finidi has been captured, and the two of them can paddle the water and touch the fish, and spend a leisurely time. But what they didn't expect was that these two people had just enjoyed the vacation for more than two hours, and they actually caught Dracula.

Although it was not released on his own initiative, Dracula directly bumped into the hands of the two of them. So does this announce the end of the long vacation between the two?

Li Jie and Tony are both helpless about this. So the two of them have a lot of dissatisfaction, and they can only vent it on Dracula, who called Dracula, this guy ran into the bar where the two of them were, and also attracted the Doom Knight.

If Ghost Rider doesn't come, Li Jie and Tony may not have thought of making a move. So the two of them are also quite curious about why Ghost Rider wants to capture Dracula.

Li Jie knows that these two people are now under the seat of Jizo Bodhisattva. The two of them are not good to stay in hell and run to catch a vampire king, what are they for?

So like Dracula after his arrest. Li Jie asked the two of them very curiously, "What are you two arresting him for?"

Johnny and Kamibe glanced at each other, originally the two were not going to say the reason why the two of them captured Dracula. Because this should have been a secret, but Dracula, who was arrested, said very energetically: "Because the mastermind behind them wants to know why I can live so long and not die!"

Well, now there is no need to keep the secret, because Dracula said it directly. Kamibian glared at Dracula viciously: "Call you too talky!" Dracula thought Kamibian Xiong farted to himself. I can't beat these two anymore, can't I still breathe on my tongue?

Now that the secret has been revealed, Li Jie subconsciously asked, "Ha? Jizo Bodhisattva is very interested in Dracula's life?"

Before the two Evil Ghost Riders could speak, Dracula said curiously, "Oh? Are the two of them behind the scenes the Jizo Bodhisattva? Interesting, as long as it's not the bastards of heaven." ”

Johnny looked at Li Jie and Dracula, and he thought to himself: "Both, can you leave us both in suspense or something?" Can you still get us to talk better with one sentence after another?

Dracula looked very interested and asked the two evil spirit knights: "Jizo Bodhisattva, I know that this guy is said to be an old coin in the Western Heavenly Paradise, and he obviously has the strength to compete with the Buddha or even stronger, but he has never returned to the Western Heaven, but has been staying in hell. Is he planning something big?"

Johnny rolled his eyes, "That's not what you have to care about. You just have to say why you have lived so long. Ordinary gods can only live for 5,000 years, and the Lord of Heaven is already the longest-living old bastard, he has only lived for more than 7,000 years, but he is already an old monster among the gods. ”

"Yes, the Lord of Heaven is indeed an old monster, and this old monster has always wanted me to find the secret of longevity. Hehe, how could he have obtained such a secret?" Dracula sneered, looking like he had no affection for Yahweh. Perhaps his retreat from the torrent and his incognito for so many years had something to do with Jehovah's pursuit of him.

"But if Jizo Bodhisattva wants to know this secret, I can tell him. Dracula smiled evilly, and there was an indescribable excitement in his eyes, like a bear child who was about to succeed in a prank.

Johnny: "Can you reveal this secret so easily?" Johnny looked at Dracula with some suspicion, as if the secret had been obtained without any effort. Is it really okay for him to say it in front of so many people? Isn't that a very important secret?

"Why not?" Dracula asked, "Even if I tell you the method, most of you won't be able to do the same as me." ”

Li Jie looked at Dracula: "Why?"

Dracula tilted his head: "Because if you want to live forever, then you need to please a woman." And you have to please her from every place, but you have to master a good degree. You'll need to her like crazy, but not too much. Otherwise, what you get is not immortality, but never being able to live. You need to make this woman like you, but not too much, you are marked by her to be a member of her harem, so that she will remember you and summon you to spend Spring Festival with her when she remembers. So that you can live forever. I guess Jizo Bodhisattva can't do that!hahaha!"

"Huh?" Li Jie and the four looked at each other, what Dracula said was a bit profound. What does this mean? What does it mean to have a crazy sex with a woman? But Dracula is not wrong about one thing, it seems that Jizo Bodhisattva really can't do this condition.

Tony asked Dracula with interest, "Who is this woman you are talking about?"

Dracula laughed, "Death!"

PS: In Marvel Comics, death among the five gods of the universe can be regarded as a resentful woman who wants to be dissatisfied. She especially likes people with a particularly strong vitality, for example, Wolverine went to hell after death and was favored by death. Then she pulled Wolverine to snap day and night, and almost collapsed the mighty Wolverine.

And Death also likes Deadpool, because Deadpool's vitality is also very strong. So in order to prevent himself from being green, Thanos used his full strength to curse Deadpool that he would never die.

So Dracula's situation was a reasonable adaptation based on the comic book setting. Also, by the way, ask for a ticket.