Chapter 357: Stinky Kraft Candy

"Nonsense. Qin Xiao rolled his eyes and said, "I'm in the Battle Dragon Base now, can I call out with an ordinary phone?"

Lin Xiangjun sighed: "How are you talking?"

"You tell the eldest brother, let him prepare all the materials, I will bring someone over tomorrow to carefully review with him, if you can pass, it will be no problem at all." ”

After hearing this, Lin Xiangjun showed a rare excitement: "When the eldest brother hears the news, he will definitely not be able to sleep tonight." ”

"That's what I want. Qin Xiao laughed and said: "This kid, the difficult things, the things that ask for favors are all handed over to me to do, and he can still sleep well, which is too unfair." ”

"When are you going to come back?" Lin Xiangjun asked with some concern.

"Tomorrow. Qin Xiao sighed and said, "Old Man Long has always had to call for dinner, I know that Old Man Long is very poor, and he donated all his allowances to the nun, so I don't plan to extort him much, just have fish bones and seafood!"

After listening to Qin Xiao's unashamed words, Ziyue, who was eavesdropping on the side, couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Fuck off, little brat. Qin Xiao turned his head and glared at Ziyue: "My lord, what do you know about falling in love?"

Ziyue took a sip, and Qin Xiao said, "You just make it up, girls hate men who lie the most." ”

"You're wrong. Qin Xiao hung up the phone, turned around, and said with a smile: "Girls like to deceive men the most." ”

"Not really. Ziyue couldn't help but pout.

"Oh, Ziyue, the more you grow, the more beautiful you get. Qin Xiao said solemnly.

"Really?" Ziyue suddenly flashed her big beautiful eyes and hurriedly looked at herself.

"Look, I've deceived you!" Qin Xiao glanced at Ziyue and sneered: "This is a man who deceives. ”

After saying this, Qin Xiao picked up the phone again and began to dial Li Jieyu's number.

Looking at Qin Xiao, Ziyue didn't come back to her senses for a long time.

After a while, until Qin Xiao and Li Jieyu hung up the phone, she immediately replied, stood up and shouted, "Boss, what do you mean?"

"What do you mean?" Qin Xiao turned his head with a confused expression.

"You just praised me for being beautiful, and then you said you were a liar, which means I'm not beautiful?"

Qin Xiao shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands towards Ziyue with an innocent expression.

Then, under Ziyue's angry gaze, he gave a flying kiss to Ziyue and turned to leave.

"Boss, you've learned badly. Ziyue roared angrily.

"For a stupid woman like you, you'd better find a girlfriend! Finding a boyfriend isn't for you. ”

Qin Xiao knocked on the window outside and said angrily.

Then he heard the sound of an empty door slamming in the window behind him.

……

"Alice, you can't do that. ”

"Why can't I do this, you know I'm bored and want to die right now. ”

"Oh, then you don't need to kill yourself to vent your anger. ”

"I'm telling you, I hate Jesus to death, he's a kraft, and a stinky kraft. ”

"You can kill him, or you can authorize me to kill him. ”

"We should send a report to His Royal Highness the Prince and tell Jesus to roll back to Europe as soon as possible, he is here, and I am going crazy. ”

……

In Lin Xiangjun's private villa, Alice and Ivanka are doing a boring thing.

Alice was about to hang herself and hung a white cloth in the living room.

Not only did he not stop it, but he hurriedly helped Alice move the stool.

To be exact, they were going to play a play, a play against Jesus.

This guy Jesus is very unauthentic, he runs to the villa every day these days, and after he comes, he immediately goes into Alice's room and lies down, and then he will say comeonbaby to Alice very angrily

Then Alice was very angry, because of anger, she hated the room that Qin Xiao gave him, and these days, she squeezed into sleep with Ivanka.

That's it, Jesus didn't let her go, Jesus not only took Alice's bed, but also Ivanka's, and finally forced the two girls to sleep on the sofa.

The vicious Jesus should have known that both Ivanka and Alice had a habit of cleanliness, and they could not tolerate the slightest impurity in others.

Jesus made himself unclean and ran back and lay on their beds in a filthy fit to get their attention.

The most important thing is that the owner of this villa has not been back for many days, which makes them have no way to complain.

They wanted to move into other empty rooms, but they were afraid of being extremely disrespectful to the host.

"Are you ready?" asked Ivanka, suddenly looking at Alice.

Alice, who had already stood on the stool and put the white silk hanging around her neck, nodded.

"I think it's better to pick up the stool later. Ivanka spread her hands and said, "I believe that the stinky kraft candy is coming soon!"

"We should find a way to fix him well, otherwise he will be too unscrupulous. Alice said helplessly.

"Oh... Alice, I'm back. ”

Just then, the sound of Jesus' ghost crying wolf came from outside the living room.

Hearing this voice, the two girls, who had already prepared everything, immediately began to act.

Alice kicked off the stool and hung the whole person on the white silk.

Ivanka is playing Scream next to her.

Her voice is high-pitched and powerful, like the heroine of a romantic action movie, which makes people linger.

The first thing Jesus saw when he came in was Alice hanging on a white silk.

While panicking, he immediately pulled out the pistol on his waist, accompanied by two thuds, directly breaking the white-collar collar, but Alice smashed it down with a bang.

Unable to bear the pain, Alice groaned and got up from the ground.

She was furious and glared at Jesus angrily: "I swear, I promise God that I will never want to see you, to see a filthy man like you in this life. ”

"Oh, Alice, you've been overdone these days. Jesus spread his hands and said, "In addition to suicide by taking poison, cutting your wrists, and committing suicide by turning on gas, do you have any other ideas?"

Alice glanced at him angrily, looked at Ivanka, who was still screaming, and said, "Don't scream, you're really a pig teammate!"

Ivanka looked at the two of them with a confused expression, and suddenly showed a cute expression.

"I'm telling you, I don't like you. Alice stared at Jesus word by word and said, "Even if all the men in the world die, I will not like you." ”

"Even if all the women in the world die, I will not marry you. Jesus said without a skin or a face.

After hearing this, Alice grabbed her long blonde hair, turned around, and said no directly like crazy.

Ivanka, who was still bewildered, saw this scene and immediately rushed to Jesus.

"I'm telling you, damned Jesus, if you dare to harass us again, we can go to court and sue you. ”

"Dear Miss Ivanka, this is Huaxia, even if it's in Europe, I don't care if you sue me. Jesus spread out his hands and said, "Because all the nations have my wanted warrants, but they can't do anything about me." ”

After hearing this, Ivanka also grabbed her long blonde hair and immediately went crazy.

"I just like to see you hate me and you can't kill me. Jesus innocently said, "Actually, I could have reluctantly accepted you two as girlfriends." ”

"Fuck off. Ivanka and Alice spoke almost in unison.

Just as Jesus was about to say something, his whole body suddenly flew up.

Then he threw it like a ball, slammed it against the wall, and then hit the ground again.

At this moment, behind Jesus just now, a beautiful figure appeared, and she was Yunni.

Yunni was very angry at the moment, looked at Jesus who got up from the ground in a mess, and said coldly: "I advise you not to do things, my tolerance for you is limited." ”

"Chinese women, Chinese women are too violent. Jesus pointed sharply at Yunni and said, "You should be gentle, at least gentle." ”

"Okay, I can gently throw you out. As she spoke, she rushed to Jesus, grabbed him by the collar, and threw him out like a dead dog.

"Oh... Cloud, you're amazing. Ivanka looked at Yunni with adoration and said, "You are really my idol." ”

"Shouldn't your idol be the Dragon Shadow?" Alice turned to glare at Ivanka.

"He's my idol. Ivanka spread her hands and gave Yunni a hug.

Alice also gave Yunni a hug and said gratefully, "Thank you for saving me a trouble."

"It is my duty to protect you. Yunni said in a deep voice: ", otherwise, I will not be able to explain to the little master." ”

"If I have Qin Xiao's phone number now, I really want to tell him that the damned Jesus is always harassing us, and he should end his life just now, turn him into a cold corpse, send him to the crematorium for crematorium, and then take his ashes to feed the pigs, take the feces out of the pigs' stomachs, and let him rush into the stinking ditch. ”

After listening to Alice's words, Yunni couldn't help but shudder, this woman is too cruel, crueler than him, he can't learn from them, this is his life creed.

Just then, a black sedan slowly drove in and finally stopped in the garden.

The car door opened, and Lin Xiangjun hurriedly walked down with his bag.

When the three women in the villa saw this scene, they immediately greeted them: "Hello hostess." ”

Yunni hurriedly shouted.

"Good. Lin Xiangjun nodded, and then looked at the eccentric Alice and Ivanka.

"Oh, mygod. As if she had noticed something, Alice immediately turned and ran.

Ivanka also seemed to have discovered something, and immediately rushed into the hall.

When Lin Xiangjun walked into the hall, he saw an incredible scene, it seemed that he had just played the rhythm of hanging, and he really didn't know what these women were doing in the villa. ’”

"Ivanka, Alice. Lin Xiangjun suddenly shouted.