Chapter 782: Jing Se and Cao Xiong who didn't do anything good
"Say it, dig lotus roots, pull cotton poles......"
Liu Shibai chewed seven words, couldn't help but roll his eyes and glared at Jing Se, and secretly scolded in his heart:
"Vulgar!"
However, Liu Shibai, who was aroused by Jing Se's yellow joke and the first two words, couldn't help but think of Ning Min'er again, and the night in Zhonghai Villa appeared in front of him......
What happened that night......
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In the evening, you'll be able to find a more detailed aftertaste from the aftertaste and give yourself a full ......
Thinking about it, Liu Shiba's eyes couldn't help but have a trace of mist, and he thought of Ning Min'er again......
Jing Se looked at Liu Shibai silently, couldn't help but sigh secretly, reached out and patted him on the shoulder, and turned his head to look at Cao Xiong, who was still in a cold sweat!
Liu Shiba, who woke up from his memories, trembled, and heard the conversation between Jing Se and Cao Xiong:
"Cao Xiong, Cao Xiong, are you still pretending to be stupid? Don't you know where the torn cotton wool and toilet paper in the cotton field come from?
You dare to say, you really don't know? Come on, come on...... You pat yourself on the chest and say it again?
We countrymen are simple, don't bother with you intellectuals!
You guys, don't think that the mother-in-law in the bay and your own men don't know?
Zhuang Jiahan and his mother-in-law were entangled with the bare meat on the cotton ridge, and their nerves were keen.
Don't think they don't know, you men and women are all lying under the cotton pole and watching the meat show through the cotton leaves......
The farmer and his mother-in-law, regardless of shame, are sitting on the mound with white flowers, the swarthy thatched puddle, and the trembling Da Naizi, what is the purpose of performing for you?"
On Cao Xiong's forehead, there were more and more beads of sweat, drenching the places within a radius of several feet under his feet, and he didn't know it......
At this time, Liu Eighteen calmed down his thoughts, looked at Cao Xiong strangely, and asked without looking back:
"Cool and spit it out, why? Listen to the energetic column, don't sell it......"
Jing Se's feet tilted, and a wave of dizziness hit......
Calming down, Jing Se was furious, gritted his teeth and glared at Liu Shiba, glared at Cao Xiong again, and said sharply:
"Because they know that you are pitiful! One by one, at the age of fifteen or sixteen, they left their parents, and they were all children......
Those bankers and mothers-in-law and aunts, also have their youth, and naturally know what can make the young people in the countryside forget their hometown and their parents. ā
Liu Shibai stared at Cao Xiong, who seemed to have finished a marathon, and added coldly:
"I know the other one, what the performance is for. ā
A hint of pride flashed in Jing Se's eyes, and he shook his head and said:
"Then you say, why? You know, the countrymen are simple, and they attach great importance to honor......
"Bang Bang!"
At this time, another person came behind the three, and Liu Shibai turned his head to see that it was an old driver covered in oil.
The ship went on an expedition to sea smoothly, there were no major failures, and the old driver finally had a chance to breathe.
Obviously, the old driver heard the conversation between several people from afar, and before he walked in, he had a cold face and helped Liu Shibai answer Jing Se's question:
"Because in the countryside a few decades ago, divorce would not be paid attention to, and divorced men and women would be ridiculed.
As a result, many rural men and aunts used very old methods to alleviate or survive the seven-year itch.
It's a trivial matter to change your mother-in-law and aunt, and it's not uncommon to find the village head, the production captain, and use meat to pay for it.
However, these things, there are always times when they are tired, and when they are in the stalls that are not connected, God has long eyes and sent hundreds of small fresh meat to each village......
However, if these little fresh meat are soft and hard, what should we do? Then give them a physiology education lesson first!
Don't think that the men and aunts of the Zhuang family are stupid, and the little shrewdness of the countrymen is full of obscene cunning, but it also reveals the infinite wisdom of the working people!
They understand that as long as the young people who support the peasants under the gang are familiar with the live drama and can't sleep at night, then the big guys will have a good life......"
Cao Xiong still ...... in a cold sweat
Jing Se's forehead also showed cold sweat!
Liu Eighteen finally came back to his senses and said in surprise:
"No wonder! I heard that when the peasants were sent to support the peasants, tens of millions of wild children were left behind in the countryside. ā
The old driver smiled evilly, turned his head to look at Jing Se and Cao Xiong, and said strangely:
"You see the two of them are sweating profusely, and they have ghosts in their hearts, right?"
After a pause, the old driver chuckled and added:
"I guess there are nine children in Jingse, right? Can you guarantee that all nine of them are yours?
Cao Xiong, I guess I didn't do anything good, right? Among Jing Se's children, there is a girl who always looks at you, and her stomach seems to be up...... It's your seed, right?"
Liu Shibai stared at the beads of his eyes, looked up and down at the old driver who looked like a god, turned his head to look at Jing Se with an iron face, and then looked at Cao Xiong who was dripping with sweat, and couldn't help but laugh dumbly......
His long-standing bad mood was swept away in an instant!
"Hahahaha!"
Liu Shibai turned around and looked at the vast sea, and his hearty laughter attracted the curiosity of countless Sulan soldiers.
Behind him, Jing Se was obviously a little angry, gritted his teeth and asked the old driver:
"Eh, make your sister, who are you talking about? Where did you get out of the wild ~ seed? Besides, the labor and management are not polite to you......
Cao Xiong panicked, twisted the old driver's collar, and roared angrily:
"Do you believe it or not?
The old driver slapped Cao Xiong's arm off with a contemptuous hand, and said with great confidence:
"The USS Carolinza is the most advanced maritime combat platform in the United States.
It comes with an advanced biological laboratory, on which there is a complete biological genetic testing equipment, which has been seen by labor and management, and the technology is absolutely second to none in the world.
You two guys who came out of Yunmengze, do you dare to check with labor and management?
I think back then, the old driver and I also went down, shot guns, planted fields, planted seedlings, climbed the village chief's kang and slept with his mother-in-law's bad seeds......
Liu Shibai just put his hands behind his back, quietly didn't say a word, listened to the old driver with a calm face, and joined the discussion between Jing Se and Cao Xiong......
When discussing certain issues, my back doesn't hurt, my legs don't bend, and I don't get hungry......
However, Liu Shibai was an extraordinary person after all, as if he had thought of something weird, squinted and turned around, and suddenly interjected:
"Don't talk nonsense, old driver! Uncle Jingse, let me ask you a question, which is exactly what you just said. ā
Jing Se rolled his eyes and exhaled, glared at the smiling old driver fiercely, gritted his teeth and said:
"You wait for you......"
Cao Xiong also rolled up his sleeves and roared with his teeth and claws:
"That's right!
It's a pity that before Cao Xiong finished speaking, he was slapped by Jing Se and sneered:
"Let me ask you, whose seed is in the belly of the seven girls?"
Cao Xiong was stunned for a moment, his face turned purple, he couldn't speak, his hands clenched into fists, and his muscles exploded because he pinched hard......
The old driver straightened the collar that was pulled by Cao Xiong, and said with a sneer:
"The laboratory, which can do paternity testing, and there are several American female military doctors on the aircraft carrier, and the level is very high. ā
The old driver's sharp crit hit Cao Xiong in an instant.
Cao Xiong was extremely straightforward, accompanied by a smiling face that was more ugly than crying, and responded:
"I did it. ā
(End of chapter)